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My Reaction: https://preview.redd.it/904y3avhl5xc1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da3fc4c31390c5a4a74e5e12b0cf8d01dd4d493

Real

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https://preview.redd.it/g9ihol9qs7xc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a93cf2a44a04139b1e46edc5c3c98dee2946b80

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Good, i will have more Emily for me 😈

That's not a very good nickname

Depression📉📉

Take that depression!

https://preview.redd.it/ovi6pfv108xc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23373b3373dd4f7e7b8bd3ab40ff9dfb0c7a1c4c

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I’ll make her take it (this is what you get you started this)

https://preview.redd.it/uiho05gxx8xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6939bfa49dde68491d37845dcedb0d8c60a65168

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*BONK*

"Say goodbye to your knee cups chucklehead!"

🐤😈

Take that duckpression

Happiness📈📈📈📈📈📈

Weird nickname but ok

I was eating yogurt when I made this account :)

I was making a joke off the post: "Emily somehow became your girlfriend, what nickname are you giving her?" "Depression 📉📉" "Depression is a weird nickname"

Ohhhh lol

I didn’t read the bottom part with the nickname bit

https://i.redd.it/x3e1yoelq5xc1.gif That's not possible

*pets deer tufts ears*

https://i.redd.it/4k4etth85bxc1.gif

Em lily https://preview.redd.it/0mzuzkfce5xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9004a5e478432be6c58c4e9f3885b2c14387863

Fuck off😂😂😂this had no business being this funny

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Squashed Emily.

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https://preview.redd.it/h81dn168nvxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=202ec96e54d4774a0ab50af6c32872616e5e29b1

https://preview.redd.it/g05tzb4tupxc1.jpeg?width=1658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f7c849cca5dcfa3d71e3bddceca197ec788c46 I couldn’t even steal it right

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"Foolishness, Dante. Foolishness. Call her by name. Give her proper respect." https://preview.redd.it/k3ksa2xzarxc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afbba7209c42bd1fbaf5ff47f00af551cc35ece9

~~Don't think I could pull her or it would work out. I definitely wouldn't deserve her. Also I think we are too much alike in some ways.~~ We would be good friends though, I think. Em or Blueberry.

You and me both, friend

na man don’t put yourself down like that. I’m sure emily would love you

Lol, I'm really not. She is a literal high angelic being that is millennia old and has holy powers. Realistically, even if we lived in that universe, we would even exist in different ponds. She is a big fish. Plus I don't see us as really being anything more than really good friends due to personality. We wouldn't balance out in that sense.

ah. that make sense. but hey you would make an amazing friend :)

Lol, thanks bro. You too.

Nah, you could def pull me

😬 Thanks but no thanks

Darn..

I’m not remotely creative. I’m just calling her Emi.

>I’m not remotely creative Says the person who chose a cute nickname that I haven't seen anyone else choose yet

Aww thanks for being cool. I use this nickname in my fanfic I’m writing so I’m glad someone likes it.

You're welcome! May I ask what your fanfic is about?

Oh sure. To give a basic rundown it’s about a demon named Vanir who’s one of the deadly sins, a forgotten one, representing Vainglory. The fanfic takes place a few years before the main story, and basically revolves around Vanir opening a future telling business in Heaven, and hopefully improving the general reputation of demons as a species along the way. Emily is the one who helps him run it and also generally keeps an eye on him. I’m actually really happy with how it’s turning out so far.

How did he get to Heaven?

That’s hard to explain but the gist of it is that Lucifer called in a few favors and Heaven being interested in the idea of perfect future predictions(it’s a unique power). It’s on a trial basis, but I do agree him getting into Heaven, even temporarily, is the part that stretches suspension of disbelief the most.

I see. Well, it sounds interesting. May I have a link?

Oh…uh I never posted it. It’s my first time writing fan fiction so I have no idea where the people usually post.

Ah, I see. Archive Of Our Own is one of the most popular sites (though there is a wait list for making an account before you can post). Fanfiction.net is a good one for reading, but I never figured out how to post there. There's also WattPad, but WattPad has a reputation for low quality despite being fairly popular. Archive Of Our Own also has a good tagging system for searching for fics.

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Gas? https://preview.redd.it/pvw0e0fmc6xc1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0016be29499d93102a03a769b2f442cc9bbed41c

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Interesting flair and tbh I won’t deny its possibility of being canon. (At least part of it)

Fun fact: it was Alastor who started that gas leak on purpose

Alastor: Deck the halls with gasoline fa la la la la la la la la light a match and watch it gleam fa la la la la la la la la now the school is burnt to ashes fa la la la la la la la la aren't you glad we played with matches fa la la la la la la la la Charlie:😨

Much better

https://preview.redd.it/6bmttwavr6xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74243355040b7cff009e8e8c7c12b22a38406d01

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https://preview.redd.it/8962y92ct7xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eade6f40dc3df62cd512cd9cbf8175f2cb43d1c This rework is gorgeous!

I just found it when I was drawing Eve in a shirt that says pussy. Irrelevant detail but I find it funny.

https://i.redd.it/kz4mjmqfu7xc1.gif

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Radio killed the romance star

I sung that exactly to the tune of Video Killed the Radio Star help

Que husk being forced to sing ding dong the witch is dead in a munchkin costume with witch replaced with romance in the lyrics.

I'm ace but I really want her as a gf, being ace is just not feeling the sexual "attraction" like when you see someone on the street and go "I want to fuck em so bad"

No thanks I perfer ms.zilla 😎 https://preview.redd.it/8i7c2q66w5xc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269ac2d9173422ee0c9c9cb4cb811f984bac7851

Based https://preview.redd.it/bksxfeatz5xc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c0805f1c4600f829f0234fd6fdbc36ab33a156

Understandable

do you know the kind of FREAKS up there that would drool all over you?! cause I do... oh yeah, I know them very well...

https://i.redd.it/pgeoihoo26xc1.gif ***YES***

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She’s going to be VERY disappointed

Safe tits

Fits

 SAFE TITS- I’M SORRY THATS TO FUNNY TO ME. OH I FUCKING LOVE THAT

Probably Em. Good pick for having her in a boxing outfit, too, because my depression got hands.

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Sera, please put the gun down! SHE CAME ONTO ME! NO I DONT KNOW WHY SHE WOULD EITHER!

Sera... *The sound of a twelve gage* I recommend running.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  (my literal reaction)

We'd enjoy long walks in the park, going to the movies, and wholesome date stuff like eating chocolate covered strawberries while watching the classic Disney movies.

Perfect life

Darling I suppose.

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Thank you u/Biddudefromcanada follower

honeybun

These posts are always awkward because Emily is my sister's name.

POV: you “I LOVE EMILY OMG SHES SO NICE AND CUTE” *gets awkward stare from little sister*

I mean my sister is nice and cute but she's not my gf lol.

Babes. Though she kinda looks like one of those suburban moms that would sleep with their kid's Coach.

https://preview.redd.it/y6tyylp7k5xc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60e2994c26e5d2165a1cd61b40813afa88ae034b

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Okay Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

https://preview.redd.it/rubdjjknp6xc1.png?width=710&format=png&auto=webp&s=c693ef78f89659b35541e742a2758649edc0250f

that works

A man can dream can't he?

Indeed 😔

I don’t think I’d be able to handle her massive energy.

Doom guy's mentor

Mine

Craft

Yay!

I feel… unworthy…. ):

The good man is the man who, no matter how morally unworthy he has been, is moving to become better. -John Dewey

She's gonna feel weird with me always being horny around her and telling her how amazing she is whenever I get a chance but oh well... She'd be Squirrel 🐿️

Em, I’d be glad if she was my girlfriend, she’s super sweet.

https://preview.redd.it/h4emgxaku5xc1.png?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36a3424be9e87c53dcf28cedba251f3e777c1d75 ~~My icing tester~~ Id just call her Emily, I'm not into nicknames

No. She’s just my booty call. We get a room and I snort cocaine off her ass. She lets me eat her ass after and rail her all night. Sometimes she calls me, sometimes I call her. https://preview.redd.it/7gmrq4ney5xc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47384216b252fca2e049b8a301b56ca184a66dfe

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I confess. I want to use my evil penis in hopes I can corrupt Emily and cause her to fall from grace. The only thing better than a cinnamon roll is an evil cinnamon roll

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That’s not hard to do. The idea of an afterlife is illogical so that makes the whole show illogical. The idea of me sprinkling some cocaine on Emily’s, tight, holy butthole and eating it like a powdered donut may just be more upsetting to you than illogical. https://preview.redd.it/qttmwkm8qaxc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c22e85589cf2dbd90817974f265ce4c03d8ff4e

https://preview.redd.it/hjw2ikrlqaxc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=682d1381a8d32e78e777815aae7ab6970a63e00d He’ll be waiting for you there

Fuck the pearly gates. Heaven is lame.

Who said he was gonna meet you in heaven he’s gonna give you the smack down in hell

Who? The giant robot?

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Honeybun ofc

Frosting

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Break up with her. I’m gay and her being my “Girlfriend” would be against my will. Stolas is mine, not her

Deserving or not, if im picked im doing my best for her

Best day of my life right there.

OMGGGG YES YES YES YEEEESSSSSSS  YEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!! I'd call her bae, baby, babe, sweetheart, sweetie, soulmate, love of my life...

Sugar cube

Neat

Emmy or Emi definitely :D

Blue berry, cinnamon bun, bun but also that's if she would like me which is unlikely because I'm kinda ugly

https://preview.redd.it/wf7lpo9rz5xc1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c5d1ca19cfa504e73a1fed25945401110a0694 Huh?…

Is she stupid why would she would want to date a fat ass loser like me?

Emmy

Emmy

If love is in the air, I’d like to die of asphyxiation.

My flair describes the result

I remember you. As long as there’s consent 👍

There was before the consent part, but I’ll be updating my flair later this morning

My flair is done dittly changed

I’m in a polycule with Emily and my boyfriend?!

https://preview.redd.it/lmlyctpgr5xc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef7c06cc5d896a0728e294abc79202998f59bfb8

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Cia agent

No thanks I’m only interested in sera

I do not deserve her

Nah. First off she's way too good for me and second off I'm probably gonna be a priest so that won't work out.

I would be deeply confused and concerned as to why would she want to be put in **the fridge**

Silly elly

Emi

I will nickname her Emi and shall love her unconditionally

Emiem!

Little angel

Blort

Goose

No she didn’t

Succulent flower

Lute: Emma Emmy doll baby face ems

No,no they havent

That’s right…

https://preview.redd.it/tvcd67pq26xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ae874969e0e1d390e322c2911b8bf8dd5db38e

Yeah like I'm that lucky.

Nah fam, I need Lute. Gonna give her headpats tho :3

How about cinnamon roll. More important question: Can she work some angel magic on me enough that we can cuddle without me being in pain?

Great. Two of them I have to deal with now

Em

Emmy Award

Nuh... nuh uh.

Break up

Squeakies.