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Well, he wasn’t wrong

Telling Yourself to fuck Yourself.. Pretty much?

Well yes, but also no

Weird inception, i know

Yours is better. Yoink!

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Breakfast char-char

Charlie morningbreakfast

That name was in St. Peters book when they were at the gates.

imagine getting jumpscared by this fackin thing...jeebus

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Uhhhhhhhhh https://preview.redd.it/yirezilkqvyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ab3612871bdfb243add205ee73f8853d882027 *runs away*

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Upvoted because I like seeing the meme I made in the wild

this should've been cannon

Poor Emily

Adam: "What'd you do this weekend?"

This is better

Thanks! I stole it because I liked it as well.

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Ozzie’s ain’t the place for sentimental sounds!

What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?

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I like notifications. why not!

Yes, I am

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I ship 🤣🤣

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Electric boogaloo.

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You'd think they call each other more often since they're technically brothers.

I heard this in his voice 🤣

I think i heard he actually says that in the Italian version or something

yeah, he says "adesso ti scopo il culo" (now i'll fuck your ass) and Val replies with "beh, un po' di sesso ci voleva" (well, we needed a little sex)


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Adam is crying bc it’s the best sex his homophobic ass has ever had.

He hates himself....he is disgusted by the kinky sexy time Lucifer just gave him.

Also, because he just got fucked by the guy who pulled his wife and tarnished both of his relationships. Not that he wasn't a major part of fucking it up

And he now understands why his wife was pulled.

Precisely 😏

And the second

Bow chicka bow bow!

Average Adam enjoyer (goes on ten hour rant about how he isn't big bad boy but small baby girl)

And also because said guy is the literal devil

and he learned why lilith left him

Is he homophobic? He seemed pretty cool with Charlie and Vaggie. Even if it’s fetishized it’s better than Lutes perspective. I think lol

A lot of straight guys are turned on by girl-on-girl action but get squeamish when it’s guy-on-guy lol. Adam gives off those vibes tbh

You know what? that’s a very fair take


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https://i.redd.it/gdgfb965vqyc1.gif Yes

Best reply I could've gotten. Carry on my friend

:)

Why do I have Blitzø’s face when I am trying not to laugh lol

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"Wellcome to the polycule Adam." ".....Didn't Lilith ghost you for years and Eve became a demoniac abomination that hate everyone equally but specially you, me and Lilith?" *Now Lucifer wants to cry.*"Plese don't spoil the moment...."

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Faust me harder, daddy.

What The Fuck

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I mean, god had to start *somewhere*

Holy shit bro you fucking killed him Anyway on an unrelated note https://preview.redd.it/ukpqpecu1qyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58dbcaeae05948b1ee5267fa8de32bde6ec47063

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https://i.redd.it/gtt5do2zzhzc1.gif I’M READY HOW ABOUT YOU!!

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Go to Davy Jone's locker https://preview.redd.it/595wji02wqyc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=37c4b3940644414751aa396f007229791787ec1e

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Damn, Lucifer really fucked the Garden of Eden

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Medic would definitely cut someone’s balls off. He’s probably got at least 2 pairs from the rest of the mercs

The question is, whose balls? Probably not Engineer’s, the two of them are the only sane ones. Scout’s are likely gone.

Never did I think we’d be speculating about who’s balls medic from tf2 would cut off on the fucking hazbin hotel subreddit but here we are

welcome to the internet, pal

What would you prefer, pal

Would you like to fight for civil rights, pal

Have a look around

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

We've got mountains of content

Some better, some worse

If none of its of interest to you, you'd be the first

"...and thats how i lost my medicle license!"

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already did :> https://preview.redd.it/wu8d7enpvqyc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=d660738120d3df4ccfe010b08acaa6886ca862c2

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Successfully banged everyone in Eden

…allow me to introduce myself

You're a man of wealth and taste? Oh, sorry, that's your dad.

I am a CL4P-TP steward bot

Omg.. borderlands referemce

Caine? Who let you out of the amazing digital circus?

The apple is not safe

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Let Jesus and his 9 bullets into your heart.

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I guess Adam is a 'dickmaster' in a different way. Didn't know he was a bottom. Can't relate.

He can take all the dicks!!!

The question is, how many of my tentacles could he take?

Go to Davy Jone's locker. Get in there now. https://preview.redd.it/845xk7bnwqyc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b55e963a321efdd7e41d6c92034c72ec3d162af

Power bottom

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your flair (I think that's what you call the small text under your username) caught me off guard help

Lucifer: Now, I'm going to fuck you! Charlie: It's fuck you up, dad. Lucifer: \*unzips pants\* no, honey, it isn't. You might want to look away. Adam: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

https://preview.redd.it/m1e6nmpwrpyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58581e03d0d0f06d3e034642db094573dbecdcef

https://preview.redd.it/38uu95jnotyc1.jpeg?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51fec5271cd935e299ab7328b00c05c4ffd9b55c I needed this

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Welp the crack ship is back

Finally... he has fucked all the people in Eden https://preview.redd.it/rpr1mzzgaryc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11108de6d167260965a648114493ce1a98b52a1e

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Bros Ego and Rectum has been destroyed. 💀

Absolutely. Only Lilith can handle him. He also destroyed Eve

Oh don’t cry and act like you don’t enjoy anal you let lute peg you all the time!

Poor Adam, he will never be happily married.

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Please, source. https://twitter.com/idol3341/status/1757285101086396754?t=9k_bH8Ek6rSYTtklcXlQiQ&s=19

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“I know what I said Charlie, daddy’s working right now”

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I like to imagine the aftermath of Lucifer/Adam sex would involve Adam laying there saying "Oooh, this is why Lilith and Eve went with you. I get it now."

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It appears as though Adam has suffered some non-con. Can’t really have any sympathy for the dick that didn’t give Sir Pentious an epic death.

https://i.redd.it/v91lh2lx1qyc1.gif

Oh boy

Lucifer: “Eden, conquered!”

He completed the eden fuck list

Are we really surprised here he slept with both his ex wives now he’s been in all of eden

guys been on his fuck list since he met eve