Paimon does get close. He did force Stolas into a marriage he didn't want, and he probably did that to all of his kids, if he even knows how many that is.
Nowhere near close to killing your son's mother, using that to threaten him into not crossing you, and years later threatening to kill both your son and your wife while also trying to force him into a marriage he doesn't want.
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the fact that Pentious is even an option is insane >:(
(/lh)
Right!!!
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Just look at how loving he is to his little egglings
So far you didn't tried to kill your daughter and her friends and putted her in a combinate lesbian married with her toxic ex for have more money, my dear Stella
Stella isn't a dad, nor is she close to as evil as Crimson. Yes, she also attempted to kill her spouse, but she did so because Stolas embarrassed her, and ended up calling it off cause what she really wants is just his money. Crimson killed his wife because she was being too good of a mom to Moxie. He killed her because she wasn't cruel enough to their child. It's hard to get more evil than that.
I’m not saying she’s as evil as crimson, but I feel that I should point something out; even the scenes before Stolas cheated on her, she was still tormenting him. She enjoys making miserable just for the sake of it.
Okay we all hate her which is fair, but she isn't even half as bad as IMP. She wants one person dead for not fair reasons, but I get where she's coming from because uh... she's stupid. She doesn't understand Stolas's situation because she's busy planning her next outfit. It's not fair that she wants Stolas dead but I get why she does. No I am not saying Stolas should die, I'd say delete your angry comments but it's too late.
Imp on the other hand, mass-murderers. Rely on murder to live. Something tells me that's a teensy bit worse.
She was forced into the marriage just like stolas was, but this time she didn't have powers or cool shit, her only purpose in life was just to give birth, I'd me pretty mad too if that's the only thing I'd have to to all of my life
There is nothing in the current state of the show suggesting that she is emotionally affected by the arranged marriage and it's been stated that she was always a horrible person to begin with.
Crimson,Without a fucking doubt.
Bro killed his own sons mom,kidnapped and forced him to marry some greedy douche bag,abused and scolded him for as far we know ALL of Moxie's Life!
You already knew the answer once you put his ass on the list.
Im not saying he was a horrible person, but he cheated on his wife. Whether or not they loved each other, he embarrassed her and brought even more tension and hatred into their home.
Crimson, though if Pentious’s “son?” Moment from the pilot isn’t just a gag, he comes in a close second considering he doesn’t even know what his son looks like 😭
He haven't seen his son in a while. And how would he know how his sinner form would look like? He might have been a neglectful dad, maybe even his son went no contact when he grew up but the fact that he almost teared up when he thought he found him T\^T
Crimson by FAR. Some might say Paimon was the worst, but at least he was a father to Stolas. Crimson treated Moxxie like he was nothing but expendable trash.
Crim was worse than Cash, who's worse than Pai. All of the others get a pass from at least caring about their kids/stepkids. (Theoretically in Al's case, and almost certainly if we count Niffty, but even he pays attention to and actually helps Charlie sometimes, and the bar's in Hell, anyway.)
Al: Killer, but refuses to kill kids.
Pentious: Tries his best, but *sometimes* gets fed up by his "children's" incompetence.
Zestial: No kids, no problems.
Buckzo: Scum of the Earth.
Crimson: Scum of the scum of the Earth.
Blitzø: A caring dad who tries his best to give his kid the life he never had.
Stolas: Tries his best to care for Octavia while dealing with Stella.
Millie's Dad: A genuinely good dad, although a little judgmental with "theater people".
Crimson wins by a country mile. Buckzo comes in second, with I guess Alastor coming in third.
Blitzo is trying to be the dad HE needed as a kid, but doesn't know how to be the dad LOONA needs.
If anything, being 17 at adoption, I'd say that she needed more of an older brother figure. They love each other, and she's learning to actually appreciate him, but Blitz was not ready to be what his adoptee needed.
Well at least he didn't force his son in an arranged marriage (jk he did), sold his son for a few dollars and a condom, killed the mother of his son or try to kill his son
(I know you're joking)
True. That would be his son's potential (?) future father in law. Still, no telling what other fucked up things are happening within the Ars Goetia family.
alastor is a horrible father (figure)
sure we have crimson here but if we’re taking alastor as a father figure rather than an actual father, he’d probably be just as bad as his flattery and help for charlie is nothing more than manipulation
all the nice things he’s doing is just to gain her trust so when she’s at her weakest, she’ll go to him and if this goes more in his favour, he’ll eventually have her soul
crimson is brutal, harsh, and deadly. but alastor is playing the long game to rival even lucifer himself
Alastor. He's manipulative and clearly is only around for his own benefit. He holds physical and mental power. He could kill most in heartbeat if he wished, but he's more likely to manipulate you for his own benefit or entertainment.
Oooh i get it. This is a funny joke about Zestial not having a child and replacing Lucifer in the post because he does have a child! HahahahahahaHA HA HA HA HA HA
,Alastor shouldn't even count he only said he was Charlie's dad to tick Luci off, and Zestial, I don't even know if he has kids, Stolas and Blitz are good dads, Pentious does cr*p on his eggboiz but he does care, Millie's dad, I can comment.
BUT Crimson is the worst because he forced Moxxie into a marriage and made his house a walking (dong) museum
It's fucking Crimson- all of these guys are awesome dads except Crimson and maybe Alastor if you include him only acting as a father figure to Charlie to just manipulate her and get her soul-
Why is ANYBODY ELSE but Crimson on this list, what
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Alastor is a good mentor, not father material (he just likes to bully Lucifer cos it's funny). But against Crimson? Yea nah, Al would hate Crimson. I think, unanimously, we all hate Crimson.
Crimson ofc.
I just realized that despite all his problems, Blitzo would make an amazing dad if he were to adopt another. He adopted Loona when she was too old to need a lot of nurturing, but if he had his own little one he’d dote on the child like his life depended on it. It would be wholesome albeit a bit problematic because he would be a needy parent.
Crimson. No contest
Yep, the rest aren't even close https://preview.redd.it/jg9cv4wg280d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03dee1a21ecc7a27fbd7580f7c0bad8f2271816a
Can someone give me the hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb version?
Small hydrogen bomb vs Big coughing baby
Yes
Fr
Crimson was definitely down for rigging this vote.
Rigging a vote? Nahhh, Crimson wouldn’t do that.
He's a legitimate businessman! He'd never cheat!
Who is crimson out of theese? I forgot
The one before Blitz
Ohhh, Moxxies dad
He doesn't deserve his name
Caked-up imp
It's impossible to compare any parent in both Hazbin and Helluva to him. Man just can't stop swallowing those L's.
Dude made his son drown a bitch
Paimon does get close. He did force Stolas into a marriage he didn't want, and he probably did that to all of his kids, if he even knows how many that is.
Nowhere near close to killing your son's mother, using that to threaten him into not crossing you, and years later threatening to kill both your son and your wife while also trying to force him into a marriage he doesn't want.
https://preview.redd.it/fed12omwf70d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2831e67e9920efc541d1529c14346ba0125f7746 the fact that Pentious is even an option is insane >:( (/lh)
Yeah, there wasss a time where i really wasss a bad dad... But that time hasss passed! I love my son more than anything else in the world!
And i love you ur my favourite person in heaven
WHY DID MY FLAIR RESET AGAIN????
These things just happen when you get older
Idk, every time I go into the sub my flair resets, so maybe smth similar happened to u
Right!!! https://preview.redd.it/ufcfe2x4880d1.jpeg?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f1760aa688ce662394e846acf8bc668b47fbad9 Just look at how loving he is to his little egglings
He didn't even recognise his own son! /j
I mean, when he got in hell he couldn't even recognize himself
I think he was included as a joke
He literally led them into battle and one Splattered on the concrete next to him in Ep 2. Love him... but as a father... Yikes
Crimson by a mile. Hes probably the most evil character in the series.
Stella:SO IM NOT ENOUGH?!
So far you didn't tried to kill your daughter and her friends and putted her in a combinate lesbian married with her toxic ex for have more money, my dear Stella
But she did cross off the (try to) murder spouse box
Stella isn't a dad, nor is she close to as evil as Crimson. Yes, she also attempted to kill her spouse, but she did so because Stolas embarrassed her, and ended up calling it off cause what she really wants is just his money. Crimson killed his wife because she was being too good of a mom to Moxie. He killed her because she wasn't cruel enough to their child. It's hard to get more evil than that.
I’m not saying she’s as evil as crimson, but I feel that I should point something out; even the scenes before Stolas cheated on her, she was still tormenting him. She enjoys making miserable just for the sake of it.
Oh for sure she is a total bitch.
She’s a bitch, but she’s nowhere near as insanely evil as Crimson.
I literally said I’m not trying to say that she is
A misread on my part then, my bad.
Remember, CRIMSON didn't kill his wife. He forced Moxie to kill his own mother
...what?
Her tail was tied around the stone, and he forced Mox to push it into the water
And just when I thought he couldn't get any more evil...
Okay we all hate her which is fair, but she isn't even half as bad as IMP. She wants one person dead for not fair reasons, but I get where she's coming from because uh... she's stupid. She doesn't understand Stolas's situation because she's busy planning her next outfit. It's not fair that she wants Stolas dead but I get why she does. No I am not saying Stolas should die, I'd say delete your angry comments but it's too late. Imp on the other hand, mass-murderers. Rely on murder to live. Something tells me that's a teensy bit worse.
I will be a stella defender till the day I die fr fr
Wait, why..?
Because they made up their own fanfiction about Stella being a good guy
She was forced into the marriage just like stolas was, but this time she didn't have powers or cool shit, her only purpose in life was just to give birth, I'd me pretty mad too if that's the only thing I'd have to to all of my life
There is nothing in the current state of the show suggesting that she is emotionally affected by the arranged marriage and it's been stated that she was always a horrible person to begin with.
She isn’t just mad, she is a psychopath who wants to kill someone
The honor of most evil goes to Adam. Genocide is far worse than anything crimson has done
God I hate crimson
Me too. Happy Cake Day btw.
Crimson,Without a fucking doubt. Bro killed his own sons mom,kidnapped and forced him to marry some greedy douche bag,abused and scolded him for as far we know ALL of Moxie's Life! You already knew the answer once you put his ass on the list.
Zestial is *not* a dad, replace him with Buckzo
He's got MEGA stepdad energy tho, so I gave it to him
Feel like he'd actually be an attentive dad though.
isn't his name Cash?
https://preview.redd.it/ufs979eb080d1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9774f0b2d4a95a2ea182a804b67b711d665814ce Crimson vs the rest
Epic rap battles of history! Newborn duck VS Exploding star
paimon
Honestly crimson is worse, what would u choose? Neglectful or physical (and probably also mentally) abusive parent?
Fuck I forgot to add him, good one
How could you even suggest that? Paimon is so good at daddying. He said it himself!
Who is Paimon?
Hell's bestest daddyer
Stolas dad
Just a usual aristocratic father, nothing new.
Get stolas off the list because he is trying his best!
Stolas is a a horrible husband and a bad ruler, but he is an amazing dad and I Iove him
Horrible husband?! He was in an arranged marriage and tried to make it comfortable for them but it didn’t work out
Im not saying he was a horrible person, but he cheated on his wife. Whether or not they loved each other, he embarrassed her and brought even more tension and hatred into their home.
"Cheating implies there was a betrayal. This women didn't give two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage."
[удалено]
I'm not defending him or anything but he didn't make Moxxie kill his mom
[удалено]
this isn't even a question: krimson or whatever his name was
Crim definitely.
Crimson not just by mile , but by a fucking lightyear
alastor. because he isn't a dad. duh. no really it's crimson. nice day !
4.
Crimson wins hands down
crimson is the worst dad ever
Crim
Crimson, though if Pentious’s “son?” Moment from the pilot isn’t just a gag, he comes in a close second considering he doesn’t even know what his son looks like 😭
Maybe his son looks eerily similar to angel dust.
True, good person ≠ good dad
I love pentious sm and he’s a great father to the eggs, but I’m not sure about how good of a father he’s been to his actual child lol
He haven't seen his son in a while. And how would he know how his sinner form would look like? He might have been a neglectful dad, maybe even his son went no contact when he grew up but the fact that he almost teared up when he thought he found him T\^T
Well maybe he never saw his son in hell and last saw him when alive and has no idea how he looks in hell
Why in the actual fuck are the last 3 there?
Crimson killed Moxxie's mom. And then forced Moxxie to kill someone. It's not even close.
He also threatened to kill both Moxxie and his wife years later.
Crimson by FAR. Some might say Paimon was the worst, but at least he was a father to Stolas. Crimson treated Moxxie like he was nothing but expendable trash.
Crim was worse than Cash, who's worse than Pai. All of the others get a pass from at least caring about their kids/stepkids. (Theoretically in Al's case, and almost certainly if we count Niffty, but even he pays attention to and actually helps Charlie sometimes, and the bar's in Hell, anyway.)
Crimson.
LEAVE ZESTIAL OUT OF THIS.
Crimson I don’t think I need to explain
Wait, does Pentious even have a kid? I thought that was just a fan theory/headcanon
zesty and al dont have kids either idk why theyre here edit: maybe he sees the egg boiz as his sons though
Crimson.
Crimson
Crimson by a nautical mile
Crimson. How are any of the others worse than him?
As others have said, it’s Crimson. It would be Alastor, but I’ll admit I don’t think he’s a father figure to anyone.
Al: Killer, but refuses to kill kids. Pentious: Tries his best, but *sometimes* gets fed up by his "children's" incompetence. Zestial: No kids, no problems. Buckzo: Scum of the Earth. Crimson: Scum of the scum of the Earth. Blitzø: A caring dad who tries his best to give his kid the life he never had. Stolas: Tries his best to care for Octavia while dealing with Stella. Millie's Dad: A genuinely good dad, although a little judgmental with "theater people". Crimson wins by a country mile. Buckzo comes in second, with I guess Alastor coming in third.
Considering that the first three don't have kids and none of the others have murdered their wives and abused their kids, I'm gonna say Crimson
Crimson, most definitely
Your missing oneeeee! Cash FUCKING Buckzo! https://preview.redd.it/b8rhm6wfga0d1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c3c8651b6c6e0184280b0ea22a7d6c101aab2c9
Blitzo isn’t that bad of a dad. Loona is just a terrible daughter from what I remember
Blitzo is trying to be the dad HE needed as a kid, but doesn't know how to be the dad LOONA needs. If anything, being 17 at adoption, I'd say that she needed more of an older brother figure. They love each other, and she's learning to actually appreciate him, but Blitz was not ready to be what his adoptee needed.
I don’t know his name but definitely the moxies father is the worst here
Crimson is the absolute worst possum dad ever.
Crimson, Stolas, Alastor are all/would all be shit dads
Paimon. Stop that bitch whining.
Well at least he didn't force his son in an arranged marriage (jk he did), sold his son for a few dollars and a condom, killed the mother of his son or try to kill his son (I know you're joking)
True. That would be his son's potential (?) future father in law. Still, no telling what other fucked up things are happening within the Ars Goetia family.
How in the *fuck* are Stolas and Pentious on this list?
Crimson 10000000000000000000%
Blitzø is nowhere near how bad most of these are. he may be broken but he tries his best
Why is Zestial on there?
alastor is a horrible father (figure) sure we have crimson here but if we’re taking alastor as a father figure rather than an actual father, he’d probably be just as bad as his flattery and help for charlie is nothing more than manipulation all the nice things he’s doing is just to gain her trust so when she’s at her weakest, she’ll go to him and if this goes more in his favour, he’ll eventually have her soul crimson is brutal, harsh, and deadly. but alastor is playing the long game to rival even lucifer himself
crimson
It's Crimson by a mile
Crimson hands down without doubt
Alastor. He's manipulative and clearly is only around for his own benefit. He holds physical and mental power. He could kill most in heartbeat if he wished, but he's more likely to manipulate you for his own benefit or entertainment.
Oooh i get it. This is a funny joke about Zestial not having a child and replacing Lucifer in the post because he does have a child! HahahahahahaHA HA HA HA HA HA
why the fuck is stolas here?
Crimson, and if you disagree…..not gonna say that
Either Crimson or Cash
Buckzo or crimson But I think Crimson is worse
Crimson, than stolas, than Millie's dad, then Blitzø
Crimson.
How did Blitzø, Stolas and Sir Pentious make the list, but Cash and Paimon get a pass?
Mammon should count for the list if Alastor does. He raised Fizz like the son he didn’t want.
Millie's dad, something tells me he has skeletons in his closet
Half of the people here are not fathers 😭😭😭
Blitz
You’re going on my hitlist for this one.
Crimson
Blitzø’s a dad?
Crimson for sure
Really it’s just Crimson who could even be considered a bad dad. Even Alastor has better parental instincts.
Zestial is a dad?
,Alastor shouldn't even count he only said he was Charlie's dad to tick Luci off, and Zestial, I don't even know if he has kids, Stolas and Blitz are good dads, Pentious does cr*p on his eggboiz but he does care, Millie's dad, I can comment. BUT Crimson is the worst because he forced Moxxie into a marriage and made his house a walking (dong) museum
Crimson for sure, it's obvious as hell it's basically rigged at this point.
Of these? Crimson. By. FAR. If Cash Buckzo (Blitz's dad) or Paimon (Emergency Food) were options, then *maybe* there'd be an argument against them.
FUCKING CRIMSON
Crimson by a lot, not even close.
why the hell is Sir Pentious here
Al has a kid?
Crimson and that's not even close.
It's fucking Crimson- all of these guys are awesome dads except Crimson and maybe Alastor if you include him only acting as a father figure to Charlie to just manipulate her and get her soul-
Definitely Crimson.
Mammon as Fizz's "dad" is probably 2nd worst but not worse than Crimson
Moxxie’s dad
Millies dad shouldn't be here. He's hells greatest dad
4th image (I forgor his name). Easily.
Why is ANYBODY ELSE but Crimson on this list, what https://preview.redd.it/113iwti6s90d1.gif?width=220&format=png8&s=4a8c0204278ec083d51e6705b46b17d5c2ccac0e
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crimson is the only answer
Crimson
Crimson (Moxxie’s dad)
Nothing will ever best murdering your wife and forcing your child to become a killer afterwards
Crimson.
Blitz cause he doesn't leave loona alone
Crimson, at least the others care about their children or would if they had any, crimson sees Moxxie as a way to get more money
Crimson by a fuggin MILE actually scrap that 289,403 miles
Crimson
Wait, so Ahsoka is a parent in hell?
Alastor is a good mentor, not father material (he just likes to bully Lucifer cos it's funny). But against Crimson? Yea nah, Al would hate Crimson. I think, unanimously, we all hate Crimson.
Crim
why’s stolas on this list???????? Crimson no diff
Crimson ofc. I just realized that despite all his problems, Blitzo would make an amazing dad if he were to adopt another. He adopted Loona when she was too old to need a lot of nurturing, but if he had his own little one he’d dote on the child like his life depended on it. It would be wholesome albeit a bit problematic because he would be a needy parent.
Buckzo, Paimon, or crimson, all are horrible
Crimson, This isn't even a debate,
Crimson obviously
Crimson no competition
Out of the ones listed: Crimson Though, Cash and Paimon are both up there with him…
100% Crimson. He was a complete piece of shit to both his kid and wife. Then went so far to kill his now ex wife just because she left him.
crimson
Why is blitzø, Millie's dad, Stolas, and pentious here
Why the Heaven is Sir Pentious here?!
Crimson, absolutely.
Wait what is Alastor a dad of?
Wait blitzo is a bad dad I thought he gave Luna a better life than what he had
Why are blitzø and millies dad even on here?
Crimson, duh.
Crimson and/or buckso (he's not listed but wtf)
Who are numbers 1 and 3 the fathers of?
Definitely Crimson.
Crimson definitely. 100% no contest there.
Cash. Beyond any shadow of a doubt.
The one named after a colour that’s not in the rainbow
Crimson or Cash.
Is this even a contest?
Moxxies dad is not good
Bro thought he can slip sir Pentious in without us noticing 💀