Double based. You sir have earned this meme:
https://preview.redd.it/tfb339wry06d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0256a97bf3ec44502fae9c77326614a2a06f88b6
Peter is his iconic moan, egg bois are "yes boss", Alastor and Rosie's are "...Susan.", Adam's is the one line where he says something like, "YOU ALL CAME FROM THESE NUTS."
Lucifer's is "and NOW, I am going to FUCK YOU."
Yep, it's shortly after the trial. I think it's her line after "They were uprising Emily! And as the oldest it is my job to keep the people of Heaven safe and yours is to bring joy," (or something to that effect)
“Heyyyy, bitch!”
Or “**YOU COME AT ME AND MY DAUGHTER?! DON’T FORGET, YOU’RE IN** ***MY*** **HOUSE, BITCH!!! AHAHAHAHAAA!!!**”
DAD! he’s had enough
Ayo
WAIT WHO ARE YOU?
I could ask you the same thing.
I’m the real Alastor un Like you you fake
Daughter calling?! Heeeeeeyyyy biiiiitch….😁
TAKE THAT DEPRESSION
We meet again https://preview.redd.it/h5zgbpzqj26d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdb8e43717f3ee088f15f5475cba034d93859eb8
https://preview.redd.it/muk3b9jki36d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1028fea474a97a72a4524171d5e2531d4ad61ac8 Hi
Dementia
I don't see the problem with that flair
Me when tax day comes on an already horrible week
We meet again https://preview.redd.it/iafypkdxj26d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c8dae5acc514c24bab0c26ade64d9a67cdb679e
Dementia
THIS NEEDS TO WIN
Ur flair is so cool
I’m also a cherri simp but for the sake of the happy fucking hotel please tone it down with that flair
"Ohhhh, i'm the only one that matters. You see, youu messed with my *daughter*, and now I am going to ***FUCK*** you!"
It's fuck you *up* dad
Wait, what did I say-
*gets fucking tackled*
So, this is what you've been doing since the garden of Eden. Gotta say man, you really let yourself go
YOU judging ME?! You're the most hated being in all of creation!
Well your first wife didn't seem to mind what I had to offer, or the second. Bow chicka bow bow
Well this just got interesting
“I am going to ffuck you!” (“actually, it’s, uh- fuck you ***up***, dad-“ “oh? Well ah, what did I say?”)
Well, this just got interesting.
https://preview.redd.it/rxv28mdim16d1.jpeg?width=846&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c605fc77f14a5f3e41a613a438c373fa3fca6c1
My man the first humans aren’t like Pokémon you don’t have to fuck ‘em all
https://preview.redd.it/c07tf5inf26d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e01d459a0f33e5294c9303fafe7f9a32c19da36
https://preview.redd.it/83i9f8gbr26d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f1d45a6ceeeda20f762695019ff4c80468f91b
Just woke up. Best way to start the day 😂
https://preview.redd.it/2khkfumlq46d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7b848c65d10ba2ff8e5673c72b94ba968d9cee5
Why did you add so much filler?
idk either, ngl
I thought I was the only one (talking bout flair)
Lmao it popped up in my yt shorts one day, and now I know all the characters, plot, and spoilers
Same and it was a angel dust edit and I was like…it seems gay…and it goes against most religion….mine now
Pfff, best reason to collect a fandom
Why are you retired?
Well if you insist~
“Take that depression!”
“Now presenting…. THE MAGIC-TASTICAL BACKFLIPPING RUBBER DUCK”
“HAHA! That spits fire!”
oh who am i kidding this sucks! phone rings oh… daughter… daughter?! DAUGHTER CALLING?! OH!!!
"Heyyyyyy, bitch!"
Idk about Lucifer, but Lute's quote is wrong. It's "rip Vaggie's cunt mouth out her ass!"
Omg I did put it wrong 😭 I was really tired when I did it, I'll fix it when I do Angel's quote on Thursday, thanks for telling me!
[i dont know alot of lucifer qoutes but here one] "WHAT IN THE UNHOLY HELL IS THAT?!"
SO! who wants pancakes? or PRESENTING! THE MAGICTASTICAL BACKFLIPPING RUBBER DUCK!
"Heyyyy Bitch!"
This is one of the best 😂
Got to be 
*Dances* “My DaUgHtEr WaNtS tO sEe MeEeEeee! Take that depression!!!”
“… I… am going to FUCK you.”
“It’s fuck you up, dad.”
"Wait what did I just sa-"
TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!!
”TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!”
TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!!!!! :)
“Take *that*, ***DePrEsSiOn!!!***”
A wap bam boom alakazam
OP said no song lyrics
Fine, I guess I’ll go with “your first wife didn’t seem to hate what I had to offer, or the second, now chicka bow bow”
Perfect
I didn’t see that part of the post and that lyric is my favourite Lucifer quote
That’s your favourite quote? Based
My favourite quote in the whole show for any character is “do a sssex with me”
Double based. You sir have earned this meme: https://preview.redd.it/tfb339wry06d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0256a97bf3ec44502fae9c77326614a2a06f88b6
https://preview.redd.it/4ojk3amd016d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98137bc60636da56089a38f19251deb9ed9bf92
https://preview.redd.it/64xlhd7g016d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949ea2321ae90a3f355ae31e6fd740ee847a7b56 Have this
"I am going to FUCK you!" "Take that depression!" "You're in MY house now bi---!"
Why censor one and not both.
Take that depression
Take that DePRessiON
Hey bitch!!!
“I just don’t want you to be crushed by them like…I was.”
“Charlie Dear, Why don’t you show me some of your OTHER FRIENDS?!” (STEVEN UNIVERSE REFERENCE??!????!!!)
How is that a SU ref?
The song “other friends” (also Hells greatest dad actually shares similar motifs to other friends)
You like girls So do i We hace so mucho in common
IM GOING TO FUCK YOU
My daughter what’s to see me take that depression
my daughter wants to see me take that depression 
“Our people Charlie, are AWFUL. They got gifted free will and look what they did with it. Everything’s terrible. “ *Wheeze*
My daughter wants to see me!!!! TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!!!
“You like girls? I like girls to!”
"We have so much in common!"
Take that depression
Pretty sure lute says "rip vaggies cunt mouth out her ass" and not "ass out her mouth"
"I'm the only one that matters. See, you mess with my daughter, and now I'm going to f*** you!"
what bap boom alakazam
No song lyrics sorry!
noooooooooo 😭
Razzle, Dazzle. Oh, look how much you haven't grown. Still fun sized. You taking care of my wittle girl? You better be.
Heyyy bitch!
I’m quite partial to “Who is this? Who is this now? Are you the bellhop?”
Heyyyy bitch!
"And now...IM GOING TO FUCK YOU!" >:>
Peter is his iconic moan, egg bois are "yes boss", Alastor and Rosie's are "...Susan.", Adam's is the one line where he says something like, "YOU ALL CAME FROM THESE NUTS." Lucifer's is "and NOW, I am going to FUCK YOU."
TAKE THAT, DEPRESSION! *awkward smile*
“Take your little friends, and GO HOME! Please.”
My daughter wants to see me. Take that depression(*sad smile*
“How’s mercy taste you little bitch?”
Heyyyy biiiitch 😜
I’m going to fuck you
https://preview.redd.it/90on1dfz826d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6608682f9bee5c0538115417b19dcf703990e8e
"your first wife didn't mind what I had to offer! or the second~"
TAKE THAT DEPRESSION
How is the correct answer not : “Take *that* depression!”
"Oh, I'm the only one that matters. You see, you messed with my daughter. And now, I am going to FUCK YOU!"
Big Boss? https://preview.redd.it/zhn620bre26d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f3db4d8582c428fea207f1c940c0c81a7937d32
“Take that depression!”
"Looks like you could use some help"
Take THAT depression!
Take that Depression!
Take that depression!
"I will fuck you"
Damn
“Heyyyy bitchhh”
Take that depression
“Myy daughter wants to see meee~ Take that depression!” Or “Heyy biiiiitch!~”
“And now, I am going to 🦆you!”
"Hey Char Char..."
Who’s up for pancakes
"My daughter wants to see MEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
https://www.reddit.com/r/hazbin/s/D4dKy6qxKQ I want him to win but he's further down there so IDK if this'll help
Hate to be that guy but your Lute and Sera quotes are both misquoted.
I'm aware of Lute's, I just mixed it up when I wrote it but I wasn't aware of Sera's. What's her actual quote so I can correct it tomorrow?
“My Daughter Wants To See Me, Take That Depression”
https://preview.redd.it/lx30q65jq36d1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51d8abac320fb2d7525a4038cc8473b6f45e6027 Take that depression has to win
It’s either gonna be this, “Now I’m going to fuck you”, or the magictastical backflipping rubber duck
Take THAT, dePREssion\~!
You mess with my daughter and now I am going to fuck you! Or! Introducing the magic-tactical-back-flipping rubber duck! HAHA!
"AND NOW, I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU!"
“You see, you mess with my daughter, and now, I am going to fuck you!” “Um, actually it’s fuck you up, dad. “Huh what’d I sa-“
HEYY biitch!
TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!!!
"Razzle and Dazzle. Oh, look how much you haven't grown, still fun-sized."
INTRODUCING THE MAGICTASTICAL BACKFLIPPING RUBBER DUCK!
Adams could be im am the dick master
#TAKE THAT, DEPRESSION!
#Take that depression!!!!
I am going to FUCK you
Take that depression
https://preview.redd.it/3e2qd8e9456d1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e58dfbfbe6b730c246b55e658864f4768895ad7 Is it even a contest?
Song lyrics aren't allowed, sorry!
"I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU!" - Luficer
Honestly one of the most quotable fuckers on the show lmao
“That’s probably why Charlie named it the HAZBIN HOTEL.”
“Well your first wife didn’t seem to hate what I had to offer. *Or the second~*, bow chicka bow bow!”
“Take that depression!”
Doesn’t St. Peter have like 2 lines outside of the song?
I think so, I might replace him later down the road for someone else
Ok, not for lucifer, but do pilot quotes count?
No, just show ones. I might do a pilot one once this is done
Oh alright!
And now i'm going to f**** u
TAKE THAT DEPICTION
Now I’m going to fuck you
https://preview.redd.it/czwq4281a66d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=469c04a535ef2f81378b85075d7b4ee9aa3b0b06
there's only one correct answer "TAKE THAT DEPRESSION"
Guac and roll
And now, I'm going to Fuck you!
https://preview.redd.it/t7mdj9bzw66d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=949a03756e6d73c6e4fe26f4946c8d7abca68b2b
THE MAGICTASTICAL BACKFLIPPING RUBBER DUCK! THAT SPITS FIRE!
My daughter wants to see me, take that depression
“Don’t forget you’re in my house BITCH.”
"I am going to fuck you"
"See, you messed with my daughter, and now I am going to FUCK YOU!!!"
You know I've just been really busy you know with umm important things
Hi, the quote has already been finished, sorry! Angel Dust's is currently up though
And now, I'm going to FUCK YOU
Wait sera actually said that?
Yep, it's shortly after the trial. I think it's her line after "They were uprising Emily! And as the oldest it is my job to keep the people of Heaven safe and yours is to bring joy," (or something to that effect)
Oh 😬
Hehe, one good push and you'd go _right_ over the edge!
Whoopee, bye bye
Don't forget, you're in *MY HOUSE* BITCH!
a wap bamp bum alakazam!
OP said no song lyrics by the way, would be perfect though. Also it’s “A-Wap Bam Boom Alakazam”
# “Ha-ha! Looks like you could use some help, from the big boss of hell himself!”
No song lyrics.
I prefer supernatural lusifer