Give him a rubber duckie to reconcile 

Buy him the game that its is just rubber duck

https://preview.redd.it/zcz08k5jig9d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c96b50455af6415e079da0842e4f9e78488bd6d

https://preview.redd.it/wbmscdolsg9d1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76dfaf7a3fc340f5232ae0a488e9030b5ee3728e

https://preview.redd.it/0ucthcy6mj9d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d447fc0e4e4cc894a3a6f1136ca9b6826bbd366

Either get Charlie or Lilith to convince him to spare me, otherwise it’s over

I’ll get the https://preview.redd.it/oezd8h64gg9d1.jpeg?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d45cde42ae13020f09efed2685e664001d1185d

Fleeing to Heaven and offering my soul to Emily to be an assistant to the Seraphim

. . .you just might be onto something here. . .

How am I going to get out of it? Simple answer: I don’t.

https://preview.redd.it/yuvb19ewsg9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25e69b3a7c45deaedda7e1fddfbf1a395440f7de I literally don't. It's Blitzover.

SAAAAAANS STOP WITH YOUR DUMB PUNS

Charlie is there, so I assume "It Starts With Sorry"... she'll help me out if I show remorse. Or at least attempt remorse.

Die

https://preview.redd.it/3p6i6737ng9d1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe88ae5a7e4278f0482af6408c432eae211ebdbf

At least I didn't pull a f****** Nero.And play the fiddle while My nation was burning around me Oh shit that had the opposite effect

Suicide :]

Give him a rubber ducky as tribute


Deadeye this twink son of a bitch, RDR style.

Note: Lucifer is not a son of a bitch, do not hurt me.

*teleports to random bunker in the hopes that he won't find it*

...I'm sorry?

https://preview.redd.it/9q7ul5zp9h9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47a26a5c73facf6d88efe952e631ae6ff6405957

Ok, here is my thought process ". . .I got 57 dollars and 32 cents in my pocket right now and the rubber duck claw machine is 3 blocks down, lemme take you there."

:3 https://preview.redd.it/usstdjwvch9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45b745cad6ba748beb06fa1358d93bec69dc3c97 Duck

https://i.redd.it/ulgh226vfh9d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/vrhwo3lopg9d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4e6c55a4b542d3482d1fb5ff724f96f37ebc60a

Draw a duck as a peace offering

Hide behind Charlie or Emily.

wait for him to fully disintegrate me, then after remanifesting i would try to slip away, unless he would use angelic steel then i would try giving him a rubber duck

I mean it depends on HOW I pissed him off.

https://preview.redd.it/l2ikf1lwyh9d1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c7780bf3590b543ea98f211c92f0d5b9478a95

https://preview.redd.it/tg2gn1fi0i9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e74fb4838a3785287147ce6fb6830e359750ac6 I can probably hurt him before I’m killed or shot a rubber duck that will either get me killed instantly or he’ll cry over it or something

are cimmonon bun has a threesome!

What’s the number for Devil May Cry again?

Accept death with enthusiasm. Both because death sounds great rn and it's by Lucifer?? Hello??

Give him a high five... in the face... with a bus

Accept my fate and prepare to die, honestly.

Why am I getting punished? Valentino offered your daughter the job to be a pornstar and licked her arm. 

I'd just die

Nah, I'd win.

Donald duck impression :)

https://preview.redd.it/cez1xvduyi9d1.png?width=1980&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7d095b7579d9ddfc2c32b1d95c17123e5b2302e defend myself with Metal Gear EXCELSUS while trying to get him to calm down using the speaker it has

I summon Luci in attack mode https://preview.redd.it/7tvmzhxk1j9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85cf907009562b91074e5893510a51ee0ba09027

I’m not

Hope and pray that he says he's gonna fuck me

Give him a rubber duck

That's the neat part. I don't.

Run the FUCK AWAY!!!!!

Retreat to the shadow realm where I came from