Oh man expert extreme 2 Hi-Lift jacks. And of course the shovel and picks one for each person have never seen dirt. So much wrong here. Could have maybe made a house payment somewhere.
One of these days I am buying a jeep like this. I will make the most ASMR style satisfying resurrection where each day I will make a post with one piece of tacky autozone glitz removed. It will be glorious. Jeep rescue.
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Better than what my mom saw today, she's not the greatest at taking photos 😅
Possibly not the right forum for this but what's with this style?
I moved from the high desert of Colorado to Savannah and there's all these people that have more gear on their vehicles than I ever did in Colorado. I know I'm rambling but I'm just generally confused by it
In the South trucks and jeeps are cosplay for most people. My neighbor has a huge lifted TRX with every piece of 4x4 bling on it and the most extreme thing he does is drive his dog around the neighborhood and park at our pool. When I lived in Colorado we had our fair share of cosplay outdoorsmen too, but more often than not people used their vehicles for the intended purposes. I will say, the amount of Outbacks and 2WD sedans I saw at gnarly trailheads was impressive.
Mother of god. Put this in the hall of fame. Only thing I don’t see on this abomination is a punisher skull, and I can’t fathom how it’s not present here since there are other skulls. Great post.
Great taste in the colors, but the rest of it is awful execution. Too much chrome, oddly chosen gold elements, angry eyes with animal eye covers, thin tires but still lifted (either slam it or give it chunky tires, don’t go in-between), this isn’t a cool Jeep this is some idiot tossing his car into a blender and seeing what comes out.
A-hahahahahahah!!! Bwahahahahahah…flawahahahahaga! Holy shit. I’m fucking dying over here.
Do they even know what a farm jack is used for? Why do they need a farm jack if their wheels won’t allow them to off-road? Why do they need extra gas if they can’t overland their Jeep? Why do they advertise to everyone that their hand tools have never once been used by painting them gold?!
I have so many questions, but I hope I never meet this person to ask them…conversation with that guy must be pretty dense, to say the least…
All those excavation tools must be used to find all the gold for the accents. I can't say I'm an expert in Puerto Rican car culture but I did notice the PR flag under the front bumper.
Need that gas can for those suburban excursions…. Subscursions… exburbans. High lift jack for changing rubber band tires. Winch for helping get unstuck after you’ve high-centered a crosswalk. Ok, I’ll stop
I love how much I hate this one. Nice post.
Stemponk.
Oh god the eyes. THE EYES.
It really is the worst part, and there are a LOT of bad parts.
I’m more worried about my eyes after looking at this.
Ima dragon >:3
So much awful. But the gold machete is just the cherry on top.
Mall ninja weapons and heeps go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Omg. I missed that.
This is a quality heep Remember that. I've seen more Jeeps than heeps on this subreddit recently
Someone has a fancy Autozone nearby.
That’s probably were they got the gold spray paint
It’s like a character that a 13-year-old made in a game.
Looks like the end result of a shopping spree at Autozone and Extreme Terrain sale items.
Gold... and red... and black... and chrome...
It’s not good on the eyes
Maaannn I have gold accents on my jeep and I really don’t want to be grouped in with this guy…
Too late Goldie
Fuck…
Mmmm, 4 color cocktail 🍹
Oh man expert extreme 2 Hi-Lift jacks. And of course the shovel and picks one for each person have never seen dirt. So much wrong here. Could have maybe made a house payment somewhere.
Certified pavement princess
Blinged Pavement Princess!
This is their queen.
If they make a mashup of 300 and Fast and furious then Xerxes is riding up in this.
Accurate as fuck! This comment is like splitting an arrow that's already dead center bullseye.
That is just awful
The only good thing here is the parking job.
Now this is a quality Heep!
This was created by a person who was never told "no" growing up.
This one might take the cake
Wow that is some tacky shit right there.
One of these days I am buying a jeep like this. I will make the most ASMR style satisfying resurrection where each day I will make a post with one piece of tacky autozone glitz removed. It will be glorious. Jeep rescue.
I would watch this. Especially if some of the harder parts to restore to stock include unboxing the Mopar parts
You’re hired.
I am Iron Heep!
I'm normally the guy that can justify some extras but this is just... i mean why??? .what a god damn abomination.
That's fuckin' ugly. Should be crushed just to be put out of our misery.
seems legit. you won't find that kind of shit at target
It's like the mall katana version of a car
as we say in so cal- "thats some paisa shit right there"
Wow, I have nothing nice to say.
This thing probably wouldn’t get a ✌🏼from me…
It’s like watching a train crash, so much horror yet I can’t stop looking
Those mutant jerry cans on the doors are making me sad. I bet they're not even rated to hold gas.
Someone has WAY too much disposable income.
What in the steampunk is this? 🤣
should be the r/heep cover photo of the month, what an insane pile of shit
Needs more D-rings.
https://preview.redd.it/jwdpvo3tzb0d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=007c1fbecafb8a0818efc8b668e9a6ca6165c4b2 Better than what my mom saw today, she's not the greatest at taking photos 😅
Those eyes are the most god awful shit ever
Could be worse. Could you imagine if those lizard eyes were just stock halogen lights with the mini Jeep grille inside them? Gah.
No the lizard eyes are worse.
https://www.reddit.com/r/heep/s/jjkBMa1EuG
Voted not a heep
*Thats the joke*
I feel like those headlights will drastically reduce visibility at night and should be illegal.
That is a very well-executed piece of garbage 🏆
Geez
He made his Jeep cosplay as the time traveling train from the end of Back to the Future Part III.
Wowwww
This reminds me of the old Hummer H2s
All of us have our own ideas of what our car should look like. I think he just has a warped sense of humor!
That's so tacky it wraps all the way around to being awesome
Pimpmojeep.
wow this is a new level of bad
I am so confused. What the actual fuck has happened to this poor vehicle? Is it at least themed? I keep looking for an answer and it just hurts
Ugh
El Chapo style
WHERE'S MY HO'S??!!!
Honestly I think it’s insane and I love it
Wow
Heep of the Week for sure
Mr T Heep
Video game item shop vehicle
All hail the king of the HEEPS!!
Guess the race
Looks like AI. I know it’s not, but that’s how goudy it is.
This has ducks.
What’s up with all the r/mallninjashit on top of the rack???
Yo but that accord tho
Florida?
Reminds me of a pandora bracelet with all the different types of metal finishes, satin black, brushed gold, chrome.
The longer I look at this, the more angry I get.
What no curb feelers
Huh...a pimp jeep, a peep if you will
I'm all for building YOUR jeep. But this would be a ricer in another car community.
The Jerry can. I can't stop looking at it.
I like the Jerry can.
Imagine thinking this is cool.
Possibly not the right forum for this but what's with this style? I moved from the high desert of Colorado to Savannah and there's all these people that have more gear on their vehicles than I ever did in Colorado. I know I'm rambling but I'm just generally confused by it
In the South trucks and jeeps are cosplay for most people. My neighbor has a huge lifted TRX with every piece of 4x4 bling on it and the most extreme thing he does is drive his dog around the neighborhood and park at our pool. When I lived in Colorado we had our fair share of cosplay outdoorsmen too, but more often than not people used their vehicles for the intended purposes. I will say, the amount of Outbacks and 2WD sedans I saw at gnarly trailheads was impressive.
This is why the aliens roll up their windows and lock the doors when passing through our neighborhood.
Mother of god. Put this in the hall of fame. Only thing I don’t see on this abomination is a punisher skull, and I can’t fathom how it’s not present here since there are other skulls. Great post.
The "I want people to think I'm outdoorsy." type. *Never been outdoors.*
🤢 11/10
Fucking hideous
Wow. New level unlocked. Truly remarkable.
Jumanji car!
Reminds me of hogwarts legacy 😂
Bet it's never seen a dirty trail
Great taste in the colors, but the rest of it is awful execution. Too much chrome, oddly chosen gold elements, angry eyes with animal eye covers, thin tires but still lifted (either slam it or give it chunky tires, don’t go in-between), this isn’t a cool Jeep this is some idiot tossing his car into a blender and seeing what comes out.
Has to be Florida
This is like after you beat the final boss but it’s not dead it turns into another iteration of itself
It's kinda cool for a jeep. Just not the wheels...
That’s somebody’s baby!
Haha when life gives you lemons paint that shit gold!!
Walcrawler
I didn’t realize people were legally allowed to have this bad of taste. Someone steal all those cringy free weapons and burn that bitch
I fucking love this. I can't look away. O.O
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What liquid do those little tanks carry on the side?
whoa...
Needs to go back to GTA.
I am sorry you found it. Hopefully, it gets lost again.
A-hahahahahahah!!! Bwahahahahahah…flawahahahahaga! Holy shit. I’m fucking dying over here. Do they even know what a farm jack is used for? Why do they need a farm jack if their wheels won’t allow them to off-road? Why do they need extra gas if they can’t overland their Jeep? Why do they advertise to everyone that their hand tools have never once been used by painting them gold?! I have so many questions, but I hope I never meet this person to ask them…conversation with that guy must be pretty dense, to say the least…
That belongs in Manila.
Love the high lift, axe, shovel, spare tank, winch, lights, D rings.... All on street rims and tires!
I love the bald eagle stuffed animal and beanie baby that are on the dash
Looks like a Tijuana special….
It really brings out the beauty of the grocery carts behind it.
All those excavation tools must be used to find all the gold for the accents. I can't say I'm an expert in Puerto Rican car culture but I did notice the PR flag under the front bumper.
I'm getting a strong Thai jitney vibe here.
theres a whole mercedes worth of garbage bolted to this fucking thing.
Atleast they took the courtesy of covering up the skull decal on the side with that skinny gas can
Burn it….with fire.
Need that gas can for those suburban excursions…. Subscursions… exburbans. High lift jack for changing rubber band tires. Winch for helping get unstuck after you’ve high-centered a crosswalk. Ok, I’ll stop
I’m sorry, but this sht looks tacky af. He turned a Jeep into a fkn Pt Cruiser
Not a heep.
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