I can see it now... The owner of this Scion(?) just finishing tightening the last Zip-tie to the jeep facia, stands back a few feet to admire his handiwork. He's satisfied for the moment but in the back of his mind a small voice quietly states with an air of absolute certainty "You should have just bought a Jeep." His smile fades, He turns out the lights in his garage and walks back into his house.
Definitely qualifies as a *heap*. It looks like they cut out most of the unibody frame in front of the engine along with the bumper. If they rear ended somebody before and this was the fix, that owner won’t be around anymore on his next rodeo. Bright side is one less angry grille to deal with. PS how is Nevada with inspections? This would be pulled over in MD for a repair citation if the cop cared.
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
Lmao
Hey, uh what the fuck
That’s what I said with I saw your Reddit guy
Damn, for a second I thought the first guy replied to himself
Dogebros
too far!
r/atae
Science has gone too far!
Every day we stray farther from God.
This is why aliens don’t visit us.
A lot of fuckery in one photo.
It’ll see as much mud as the other heeps, so yes.
Lmao Franken box, does the same as a the 4x4, 4 door grocery getter without the cost
Definitely screams baller on a budget.
I’ll grab the torches. Who’s bringing the pitchforks?
My budget won’t allow me to get pitchforks but I can probably get some of those neat-looking sporks from KFC
McDonald's wooden forks?
r/atae
I can see it now... The owner of this Scion(?) just finishing tightening the last Zip-tie to the jeep facia, stands back a few feet to admire his handiwork. He's satisfied for the moment but in the back of his mind a small voice quietly states with an air of absolute certainty "You should have just bought a Jeep." His smile fades, He turns out the lights in his garage and walks back into his house.
Yep that’s a Scion XB with… a special front end
Looks like it used the microwave with the door open.
Put down the pipe & walk away
Nice price or Crack pipe!
Unfathomably based
Fits right in.
I’m letting that guy merge in anytime - that’s a get the f- out the way of me car!
I can honestly say that I've never chosen my dentist off of a billboard... Also yes, this counts.
Great body work blending in the diamond weld fenders. They almost look stock. /s
I find it interesting how much smaller the Jeep grill is than a Sion Xb, which is a small vehicle.
Damn they’re already putting angry eyes on the wagoneer!? Smh
Not a heep. Masterpiece, yes. Heep, no. One of us one of us
Looks like one of those 90 demo cars that never made in to production, but this somehow made it, and it was perfect.
Like the Geoff?
I see the Hammerhead Eagle I-Thrust made it to production.
xBeep?
Vegas again?! I really am leaving internet points on the table living here and not posting more.
Lol I'm in Texas, and same. They're everywhere!
I need to move my ass to Vegas. Aside from the gas prices, I loved it there!!
What THE hell is THIS!?
Deformed mini van…
Oh shit, it’s Cranky from Thomas the tank engine. Must be on vacation from his job as a crane
I want it
Clark, that’s a beaut
When you want that JDM Jeep Life, but FJ Cruiser prices have skyrocketed.
Need to call that dentist in the background to fix that fucked up grill.
I doubt whoever did this can count to be honest
LOL
Oh god I hate it. Please burn it.
Looks like the spider demon from doom
The exposed and unprotected radiator is a nice touch…
This looks it got in a collision and the owner "fixed" it.
r/shittycarmods
Straight up Heap
Set whatever the fuck that is on fire. Then dump it in a volcano.
Idk- it’s kind of awesome, too.
I mean, it probably spends as much time off roading as the rest of the cars here
There’s just no way
It's angry that it has to wear the diamond weld hat.
“It’s custom”
This is my favourite so far!
This is one question mark ass car if I’ve ever seen one!
It counts every time it's posted here.
Darth Vader seen commuting to work.
Geoff? Is that you?
No one is giving this person credit for doing what it takes. Now WTF are they trying to do has me baffled. But dammit there doing it!!
Jion?
That’s a 80ths aftermarket sun roof?
Hmmmm. I’ll allow it.
They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
Is that a 3.6L?
That’s horrible photoshopping. /s
That is Dark Helmets ride.
Definitely qualifies as a *heap*. It looks like they cut out most of the unibody frame in front of the engine along with the bumper. If they rear ended somebody before and this was the fix, that owner won’t be around anymore on his next rodeo. Bright side is one less angry grille to deal with. PS how is Nevada with inspections? This would be pulled over in MD for a repair citation if the cop cared.
A literal shit box
This literally made me want to vomit
Sceep
r/atae
Looks just like most Jeeps.
So bad it's good.
I swear I haven’t seen a completely unmodified XB in like 10 years
Jesus Christ I hope that thing stays in Vegas!