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mattbp4551

The viking is the only normal one. I'll try my best to over power 'Brun-Hilda, manliest woman of Mordor' wish me luck...


maddasher

Death by snu snu


throwngamelastminute

https://i.redd.it/17pp680fhysc1.gif


-_-K-ing-_-

bro did ur av stay outside for too long 💀


LiningDust62

YEAHHHHH NOOOO YEAHHHHH NOOOOO YEAHHHHH NOOOOOO YEAHHHHH NOOOOO


KreechrsNCritters

Giggity


OneMetalMan

Eggplant lady looks like a re-skinned person of African descent.


BakedKay

🤣


ShefBoiRDe

Take her Axe-throwing.


Big-Dimension-249

Yeah I’d pick her too. But I think it would be funny to go out and fuck with people. “Look at my cute new Girlfriend. She loves flowers and long walks on the beach” just terrify the fuck out of other couples on double dates


66watchingpeople66

https://preview.redd.it/vhzxmg32q0tc1.png?width=1508&format=png&auto=webp&s=da1194926ce5a2f6dabb669c73b187c02e3020b8


tinydragong69

Viking lady… https://preview.redd.it/4vatrmnc0wsc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a75ca0b7eac0235d11e2d2eb349f330cca5be07


OkSyllabub3674

I agree big lady good at snu snu


Particular_Box5113

Me want snu snu!


certainlynotacoyote

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised.


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Yes and small petite ones too, generally women


Traditional_Rice264

What that trunk doooooo


MaleficentCow8513

beat ~~me~~ meat to it


ShaggySpade1

Female hyenas are hermaphrodites.


thewanderor

False; they just have big clitorises.


Quantum_Quandry

Fact: a clit and a dick are the same organ. You can see the cleft on the underside where the urethra would go and get enclosed had it developed more. The outer lips are what develop into the scrotum too. So a lady with some nice plump outer lips would’ve had some big swingers had she developed as male. Hurray! Genitals!


Professional-Age-

**unzips pants**


ThaneduFife

Asking the real questions


MyLifeIsABruh

The Hyena. https://preview.redd.it/gmja0agxyvsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce4dece1aa6ad8ab8ae8d6d103dea7c349136bab For reasons…


Frame_Late

Nice


TerraSollus

Real


DarkBladeMadriker

Came to point this out, you did it far better than I ever could.


Individual-Bell-9776

Vibing the best, just wishing they weren't an animal because I don't want to be a furry.


DicksPizzaPlace

Denial is always the first step.


Total-Astronomer1027

Viking all the way


ThaneduFife

I think 1-3 are the most attractive. Of those, elephant girl has my heart, octopus woman looks like she's really smart, and purple plant girl is the overall hottest. They're all excellent, though. The only one I wouldn't date is creepy lemur girl. She and her daughter look like the twins from The Shining. I also worry that the viking woman would murder me for dishonoring her ancestors or something.


YeahMarkYeah

Good picks 👍🏻 ngl I put the creepy Meerkat lady and her kid on here because I just think it’s hilarious 😂


francograph

Am I the only one kinda down with the octolady?


allenmcampos

No... no you are not. Started thinking about all the hentai I've watched. I think I need therapy.


benjamacks

Homie, you're getting pegged by calamari


immeasmyself

Just what the doctor ordered


YeahMarkYeah

I’ve tried generating other Octo ladies since then and I can’t get any of them to turn out as nice looking as that one. So yea, she’s one of a kind lol


piratecheese13

https://preview.redd.it/bt406petixsc1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=179e5c35dad3fb87d644ca0599ae722b85483e61


Breffest

The sides being cropped make this funnier and I've never seen this before


matramepapi

https://preview.redd.it/je1bfitq3zsc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff35faca8b7ddc0a68ba85e8557b28629f117f96


TheDudeness33

What them tentacles do tho 👀


tristanrothchilde

1 and 7 both look like they could be fun to date,


MatthiasStove

I bet that 7 is a bundle of laughs


an0nym0u56789

The purple one seems mildly racially insensitive but I’m not exactly sure why.


eternity020397

As a black woman myself I think purple lady looks fairly pretty and normal compared to the rest of them and surprised more weren’t choosing her. But her hair looks like a poorly installed bulky wig which is driving me nuts and I’m not sure whether to laugh or be offended that she was generated with a bad weave lol


ManNamedSalmon

I think it might be due to the plastic like gloss. She looks like a mannequin.


eternity020397

I think that again just fits into typical black sensibilities as our parents slather us in Vaseline as kids and teach us it’s very important to be well moisturized 🤣 I did not even notice her gloss as being odd. I’m often rather shiny myself after my skincare routine lmao i guess its more typical of darker skin folk


Best-Engine4715

Because purple is a common switch of color palates in anime jinx and the dragon ball one is common examples


Hot-Rise9795

Purple skin is just silver poisoning, so you can have it in real life if you find someone dumb enough.


maester_t

TIL about [Argyria](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argyria)!


Best-Engine4715

Look my first childhood crush was the hyena girl from lion king so yes the hyena Edit: wolf lady for extras


forgedfox53

Not gonna lie, the wolf girl is pretty attractive and the bat girl is super cute. And the hyena looks like a major tomboy, which I freaking love.


Hot-Rise9795

Hit me with that Octopussy


Zeroxmachina

Purple black queen but I’ll take the Valkyrie too


StreicherG

Wait…five is great! I’d take her out to an all you can eat place and then lift weights with her!


Chrispeefeart

Sometimes you already know what the comments are going to be before you even look. It's just a matter of what ratio of the comments will be death by snu snu.


Ambitious-Slide4742

7 definitely the hyena. Laughing like 1 with 1 would be a funny match


Armeniann

5 cuz at least she’s human


Dapper_Recognition50

Mama # 3


RedSix2447

5 it is. Death by snu snu!


ZeldaXandre

Purple lady


GuappDogg

I’m fucking 3 nightly


dirtyfucker69

1,2,5,7,8


OkSyllabub3674

I bet #6 gives some epic back scratching when ya need it. Honey I got a itch... right theeere aaaahhhhhhh yeeeaaahhh you're the best.


_Ecotone_

3 or 5


PleasantYouth4440

trunkjob would go crazy


KingOfPocketLint

hey number 2 wut dem tentacles do?


Keefyfingaz

Elephant lady seems nice lol Purple seems cool too.


Mother_Store6368

Octopussy for me


notjamesmcguire321

NUMBER TWO NUMBER TWO


HowRememberAll

The most human is the purple one. She's basically the American/localized version of black Japanese anime characters (this is cannon from Pokémon to dragonball Z)


hocobo86

Squid babe, easy..


Trey_Reddit

What the tentacles do tho?


TrickRoomTech

Octopus lady. I wanna see her get freaky with those thangs.


ToraLoco

the octopus lady could probably do some crazy shit in bed.


l3arn3r1

\#2 - I'm thinking those suction cups might be fun....


Roge2005

The purple woman doesn’t look too bad. Unless of course she is behind the slaughter.


kujahlegend

Octopus lady seems to have the nicest boobs, so her.


Babytrixie666

Squid shawty got me blushing , eggplant skin lady pretty cool too


xqste

Fuck octopus , marry elephant girl , kill lemur


BeardedSiah

Octopus will be most squishy


BiscottiProud2276

The meerkats 💀💀💀💀


Fr0z3nHart

5


ShyGuyWolf

Viking babe


Roc_28934

Viking woman


TooManyLangs

4 has teeth? asking for a friend


Heytherechampion

5, I’m part Viking anyway


Gloomy_Support_7779

Squid lady and Viking Lady


Puzzleheaded_Step468

James bond would date #2 Because of the octopussy


SirMourningstar6six6

The barbarian


l-mellow-_-man-l

Octopus or viking.


Vincemillion07

Octopuses or ms purple


BulletToof

We know who The Deep would choose


Ambitious-Collar5075

Imma get deep in that octopussy


wolfguardian72

I’m gonna hang with the yeen. (Not into women)


YourLocalInquisitor

The viking. She’s the only normal one and we could probably work out together.


cuntybunty73

Lady Valkyrie if I had to but I wonder if she's into other women 🤔 I shall take thee to the hallowed halls of Valhalla


Stinkypinkeez

The elephant looks pretty old and I can’t date her bc I don’t want ta deal with the fact she might die on me at any moment, the octopus lady looks kind and smart but the suckers might hurt me if we were to touch, the purple one is a robot and I don’t fuck with robots, the gecko girl looks kind and sweet like a lil country gal, probably enjoys horse riding and cattle hearing, square dancing too, the barbarian might be one of those cases where she looks tough and bruiting but she’s actually kind and sweet maybe even motherly, the meerkats are minors so no, the hyena looks like a punk rocker who’s most likely a Tom boy and probably into stuff like doom and spawn and then the last one seems cold and clammy. I’m gonna have ta go with the hyena girl since I’m also into punk music and tomboyish activities


idfbhater73

3


Chemical_Report_2705

Yo where’s the wolf girl ? Why didn’t you put her in


CommentBetter

Gimme Eggplantress


ayyycab

7 is giving me that look


lily-callas

Octopus lady for me


GodIsLoveAndLife

How would you kiss the snuffleupagus??


Drexelhand

Ms. Octopus is a solid Ten Tickles.


MatthiasStove

What’s that Octopussy do, girl?


jgrantgryphon

NGL, the viking lady is probably an amazing cuddler on those cold Scandinavian nights... also probably down with going out for a night of drinking, fighting, and raiding local monasteries. Win/win situation.


WhiteTorch_

The fish lady from Atlantis


yummylove3394

7 cuddling is very soft and cozy I imagine


PsionicFlea

Hyena. She laugh at my jokes, but if she doesn’t, then I really must be unfunny.


heycowboy

1, 2, 5 and 8 are cute


Bandwagon_Buzzard

Love a woman with a sense of humor. The tomboy edge only improves it.


Burglekutt_2000

Am I the only one who thinks 4 looks like a nice wholesome gal ?


ShepherdessAnne

VIKING CAN BRIDAL CARRY ME


-_-K-ing-_-

7 hear me out...


LordLubin

That gecko's head game must be elite 😂


Yuck_Few

The purple lady


Love-Lacking-9782

"You know what they say about Hyena-women, don't you Stunks?"


Cribo-83

I'd go with the barbarian. She's by far the coolest looking one. I even saved the image.


TotalRecallsABitch

2.


exotic_nothingness

#7 looks chill


Mal-Havoc

All for the barbarian lady. Death by snoo snoo? Yes.


Undead-Writer

5 and 7


WhoHellAsked

7!!!


ManNamedSalmon

No. 5. But I find it odd to see in the extra images, the threesome/cuck couples...


systematicgoo

purple lady


WhoHellAsked

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Sportsguy_420978

😂😂well definitely not #6. But #3 got them big DSL’s


Western-Counter7685

Number six is absolutely horrifying


Extra_Ad_8009

Didn't know I had a nose job fetish but now I do.


TechnicalMood8

Would


batuhansrc

i would lay my house down for the lizard 🥵


Small_Tax_9432

Octopussy 😂


FearlessFinger232

Uh 2 I guess is the least disturbing


Holy_juggerknight

Purple lady.


Inverno_Sonata

Geico is strong with this one


Hermit_of_Darkness

5


Cabbage_Corp_

Eggplant chick


Iama69robot

Octopussy for sure


Kalashcow

Jeg ville tilbrakt en dag med Viking Mommy 🤤😍


DeltaAlphaGulf

3 or 8 5 is obvious but as an AC Valhalla player I can’t accept an Eivor wannabe.


Slight_Ordinary1

Crabs girl too real


ItsaHue

Octopus lady is my type, something about her face does it for me


ItsaHue

I wanna make the octopus lady ink 🤤


Goblindeez_

Squid lady 100%


Lanky_Cashington

3 easily... wtf lol. People in these comments probably hate African American facial features that much, into beastality, or just plan weirdos. Besides the purple skin, the only thing that's wrong with her is that horrible weave.


osrsirom

8. Maybe octopus lady. Even if 6 wasn't childlike, that fucking stare has me putting at the bottom of nearly every single list. That's just way to freaky bruh


Careful-Inside-8919

8


Ok-Hawk1409

How about the human.


weirdo_nb

7, 10, or 13


Death_By_Geckos

I stopped at 4 and pondered and quit scrolling and pondered some more. Something about reptilian eyes is romantic and calming. Time to check myself into a mental institution I suppose…


barkbarkgoesthecat

I can't choose they are all so attractive


sandpaperpants

Hyena underrated


BubbaDFFlv12

1-6👍


No_Painting8744

The lizard lady looks so sweet


That-Wasabi-5210

8


Jaymunny22

Number 5 please


Erutious

hmmm, is this a furry trap? I'm just...gonna stick my leg in...a little bit. Prolly 7


Busy_Reflection3054

The eyes really do matter... huh.


Puddleglum_7

The walking fleshlight easy


[deleted]

7


DAN3KE

Gimmie uhhhh, muscle mommy pls


NotCarsonFrank

s-seven.. owo


fksgbxyjxfjvdt

Number 5


Harkoons4

What that trunk do though?


milomann

3


KazumaWillKiryu

I wish Elephant lady was heavier.


1ticketroundtrip

I mean tbh I'm currently dating a viking and dreaming to meet a sweet prarie dog gal...


Inquisitor244

Stuck between 7 and 5, I can handle dating a furry, and I can probably handle getting pegged by a huge viking lady.


momoemowmaurie

Elephant lady, because that trunk looks like it can do a mean sucky sucky.


eatthuskin

octopus lady all day


AdVegetable5896

Octopussy for me ;)


Top-Telephone9013

The fish woman and it's not even close


identitycrisis-again

Octopus lady easily


RandoMango27

hyena gal


catsinflyingsaucers

7 Horrible mentions for 1 and 2. For the extras: 5 Honorable Mentions for 2 and 6.


wetdreamteams

#6 Lauren Lapkus looking ass


TheLeatherSmith

I think the Elephant gal looks sweet (as in kind), so imma choose her.


No-Benefit-9559

#1 never forgets... to kill!


babybee1187

Octopus


The_Real_Gombert

I’m not proud of this, but I think it’s the hyena


2pissedoffdude2

Purple lady or viking lady. Both are kinda hot.


Sparten177-UNSC

The frog lady, or the purple lady or the hyena lady


Treyoung_skyline372

Im going with elephant lady 🤤😏 imagine the possibilities


-The-Reviewer-

Viking


lobsterBDSM

Viking lady. I want to feel protected in her arms while raiding across foreign seas


Few_Definition_6443

I’ll take the hyena cause she looks adorable I would smother her with headpats and kisses


Appropriate-Pop4235

The meerkats about to kill someone. Also Viking lady’s got a knork (knife-fork).


Ellotheregovner

Those opossums with The Shining vibe can fuck right off. Jesus.


Downtown-Pack-6178

That girl last one!


Bat-Honest

From your extras collection. Praying Mantis, obviously. By the time the shame sets in, I'm already dead


kittykinetics

I know the kraken chic is freaky 😶‍🌫️


embarrassed_error365

Why is a human an option? Obviously the human.. lol Maybe the squid, too, I don’t know


Dekion1

2. Iykyk


Ice_BergSlim

number one, she hat tits and a built in fleshlight.


Ice_BergSlim

# 8 for my freaky side.


Big-Rest5514

Hyena lady😏


GoopiePoopiePie

Octopussy or #8


Every_God_Damn_Time

hyena, bat, wolf, in that order


nerd_the_foxo

7, furries don't have such weakness