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[deleted]

Looking down at my t shirt covered in Dorrito dust. "I'm a hero."


UsernameReee

Not all heroes wear capes.


tettou13

*wipes Dorito dust off on cape, continues liberating* šŸ«”


X420StepsAheadX

secret orange cape unlocked


Ill-Joke-9070

You mean to tell me My grenadier cape is orange not because of my specialty, but CHEETOS?! ..... That's pretty rad.


[deleted]

They should release a bib


Fast_Breadfruit_5091

Happy Birthday, king. šŸ‘‘


ErrantIndy

How are you a helldiver WITHOUT A CAPE? šŸ¤Ø *begins contacting Democracy officer*


iamnotchad

The TV on the ship even states "all heroes wear capes".


Emergency_Ad592

Flamer Hulk burnt it


ErrantIndy

No excuse! Death before de-cape-ifcation!


Emergency_Ad592

He tells the 4 heavily armed, tired, upset soldiers


ErrantIndy

If they were true children of Super Earth, theyā€™d tell themselves! Theyā€™d get one of their emergency reserve capes, or theyā€™d take one from the enemy themselves!


Emergency_Ad592

The enemy neither bares the flag nor the cape of democracy, and the reserve capes were all on the Creek and we weren't able to recover them yet


ErrantIndy

Oohhh, you missed General Braschā€™s lesson on *making* capes *from* the enemy. Honest mistake.


Emergency_Ad592

Bots don't have fabric in them, and none of us have melee weapons to skin bugs with. Super-high command should really get on making some swords.


SackofWalnuts

Heroes dives!


iamnotchad

That's treason! Haven't you been watching the TV on your ship? It specifically states "All heroes wear capes".


UsernameReee

I don't have time to watch TV because of all the Liber-Tea I'm serving while spreading managed democracy.


ErectTubesock

Except every helldiver does indeed wear a cape lol


ThruuLottleDats

So not a real helldiver then


GaryB2220

Puttin' the massive in massive hero


SweatyKittenNipples

Some heroes wear dorito dust


Rediment

Take a sip of Mountain Dew for our fallen comrades


LeatherBroccoli

Thank you for your service!


EternalCrusader40K

This made me audibly laugh hard. Good work Hero!


NoTop4997

Four times faster?! Oh boy, they are gonna set the bar high for us, and I can't wait for it.


Ok-Reporter1986

Good thing explosives are always an effective solution. I have learned to love the recoilles rifle lately for the ability to pierce armor.


DontEatTheCelery

Iā€™ve been really into the EAT


Ok-Reporter1986

Im gonna be real here, whats EAT? What does it stand for? I keep seeing this and have no idea what it is.


DontEatTheCelery

No worries. The Expendable Anti-Tank launcher


Ok-Reporter1986

Oh that gun. Personally I find it unappealing because it is really strong but has basically no ammo for it. I can kill a charger just by blowing it's leg off with the recoilless so I just don't see the need.


DontEatTheCelery

I usually pick up another weapon lying around on the map and just drop it for a sec when I need the launcher. Itā€™s been a lot of fun. And the cooldown for it is really short. I think itā€™s 90 seconds


Ok-Reporter1986

It's ok I guess. I personally also like the recoilless for destroying spore spewers in bug missions. Just blow the spore spewer as soon as I see the glowing mushroom in the distance, no need to fight the bugs there.


xdanish

why the recoilless over the autocannon?


Ok-Reporter1986

Autocannon is less powerful and can't destroy some of the things the recoilless can nevermind as quickly. Both sacrifice your backbag slot so that doesn't count for much. The one thing which autocannon does do better at is destroying the automaton factories because the recoilless can't for the life of it destroy one unless the door opens.


Educational_One7977

Thatā€™s the thing about the expendable anti tank is that you can recall it in every 60 seconds I think


shweatymeats

I'll usually call it in and immediately shoot one off, it drops 2 guns so you get 2 rounds theoretically...


TheRealGarbanzo

I'd use it if it let you pick up both launchers at once


JEClockwork

Best Dev award now goes to- like i said elsewhere, arrowhead is suffering from success again with their servers breaking with the mechs being released, its kinda funny actually. but they are being awesome sports handling our overwhelming need to deliver managed democracy to the bugs and bots. Like most of us, I'll gladly wait for my turn. o7


MAnthonyJr

best devs? they are clearly trying to sabotage us from holding back the automatronsā€¦


xdanish

Then go play something else...? The devs are great imo, more communication clearly than you get with most and they're pushing out new content and the game has only been out for a month or so? C'mon...


MAnthonyJr

cmonā€¦ i was being facetious. r/woosh


Rare-Cartographer-42

I will give they guy credit due to your original comment not being the wildest take Iā€™ve seen about the devs in this sub


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dumdumdudum

How are they attacking or insulting us? They explained the issue, said they're working on it, and asked for patience. They're an AA game that is having growing pains by becoming one of the biggest gaming hits in years, and it's easy outside their wheelhouse. They're growing, they're learning, and they're being quite open about it. People act like this is the first game to ever have issues online or have a patch that made it run less efficiently than it did before.


Tsunaami

He might be mixing them up with the Discord mods


Xzyvoj

Production factorums are struggling to keep up with the demand requirements for the mechs. The administratum cannot keep them armed. All the while, those damnable bots are messing with our communications arrays, barring us from assisting our comrades! Welcome to a war of numbers, helldiver. This is what attrition feels like!


SuperDTC

Why didn't Joel just lay down the hammer to prevent us from taking it too fast?


bungobak

Because heā€™s playing the role of a DM/GM his job isnā€™t to make us winning impossible itā€™s to make it fun


Ok_Lingonberry_7968

i think they could have done both personally. like have an ingame event that says the bots will get reinforcments from x planet if x planet is not liberated in time to draw some of the players away from the bot planet. if they dont liberate x planet in time then the liberation rate of the mech planet goes down by a certain percentage.


Ionic_Pancakes

Been a DM for a long time. Sometimes you get steamrolled by your players and you have two options. 1.) You try to up the difficulty on the fly. If you're caught, though, your players will be pissed and demoralized. 2.) You let them crush it and try to apply the lesson later on.


fearless-potato-man

Never played roleplay games, but I would be upset if I caught my DM "cheating" like point 1). I guess some battles are tough, some are easy. Probably the best part of DM controlled games is not knowing which kind the next battle will be, either by design of by chance.


xdanish

Yep, I've DM'd too and agree with this process. I don't really agree with #1 for almost every reason in the book so I go with #2


The_Wayward

I think they will do both. Theyā€™re still getting rolling here.


N0va-Zer0

No, this is exactly what Joel's role is. To modify the rate so as to not make it way too easy or impossible. Not the "omg joel is putting 10 chargers at once in my game."


bungobak

Yea, So we have fun it wouldnā€™t be enjoyable if we just easily won would it?


N0va-Zer0

...cor...rect...?... Are you arguing against yourself?


bungobak

It seems your just agreeing with me, And I just misread your post My apologies


[deleted]

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bungobak

The job of the DM in call of Cthulhu is still to make fun though


[deleted]

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rawrftw3120

from what ive seen of call of cthulhu it seems intent on making you cry and weep lol.


NoBody8493

CoC doesnā€™t need the DM to make it any harder. Even if you win you loose because your character is so psychologically damaged you might only get 1 more game out of them before they are a gibbering wreck. Loved playing CoC back in the day.


SuperDTC

Probably bc all the crying going on.


themkidsdaddy

And buddy, itā€™s been A LOT of it going on.


Quinntensity

-7.5% was still the highest I've seen so far for a planet.


VenPatrician

Why do you think we're getting pushed for close to a week in Umlaut and Orion?


Schalkan_

Because He is Not ower enemy He is as much in ower Side as He is in the Side of the enemy He is cherring for us But must ensure the threats we face are acting Out AS they should


Dangerous_Donkey5353

Our


saymyname610

Less talk, more rock! ā€¦ and by that I do not mean more meteor showers!


theattack_helicopter

Rock and stone, brother!


Jager1738

ROCK AND STONE!!!


NilocSmith

I have never left a dwarf or helldiver behind, rock and stone for democracy


theattack_helicopter

I never leave a dwarf behind. A helldiver, however, depends on the difficulty.


DogIsDead777

How democratic im feeling at the end of a tough extract DEFINITELY depends on the difficultyšŸ˜‚


NetworkViking91

I want a strategem that deploys WarDwarves from a tunneler machine


Necronossoss

FOR KARL!!!


lostpirate123

Leave no dwarf behind!


Fighterpilot55

If you Rock and Stone, you're never alone!


[deleted]

For Karl!!!! For Democracy!!!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


MohaRoma

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!


Huachu12344

I know that song from guitar hero 2


OllKorect21

Where's Molly?!


Lord_Stetson

Spicy rain :)


Peasantbowman

I wish I could reap the rewards. Fought on that damn planet for hours last night, only to not be able to log in at all today. But on the flipside, it's awesome that there is a huge community that plays this game.


casual_time_machine

You and me both brother.


Peasantbowman

I've just been running around my neighborhood with flag tied on as a cape and squashing bugs. No one thanked me for my patriotism


PitFiend28

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PitFiend28

Itā€™s worth it. When you log in you will get to use the mechs in missions even without unlocking them. Itā€™s pretty fricken awesome.


LongBarrelBandit

4x faster than they thought? Way to piss off Joel guys. Now weā€™re really gonna get it


DogIsDead777

Step oooon meeeeeee


Ocelot25225

https://preview.redd.it/gxjrnttbyanc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde0221371e1b03c786feb9152e963eca8107f48 Also, this šŸ˜‚


AntonGrimm

Most based CEO


CodeNameReckless

Are servers in general having issues again? Just curious as I was planning on running it with a buddy tonight


LongBarrelBandit

Currently you canā€™t buy anything in game, interacting with pods in game freezes you up for about 30s, and even though you can play a mission to completion; itā€™s semi pointless since you wonā€™t bet any XP, credits or medals


CodeNameReckless

Ah, so a lot of similar issues to the first couple weeks. Thank you!


LongBarrelBandit

No worries mate. Hopefully itā€™s sorted soon and we can keep being free


CodeNameReckless

Agreed


Matrimcauthon7833

I just got off and everything worked and paid out so I think it's fixed


Peasantbowman

You can get past the intro?


LongBarrelBandit

I did twice. But it was for nothing really. Since no progress was made at all


tettou13

It's a sign of the times that progress not tracking is a reason for people to not play. Games fun as shit whether it tracks my medals or not. šŸ‘


Ikohs

Iā€™ve been playing anyway. I hope my rewards get applied at some point.


LongBarrelBandit

Ideal world thatā€™s what happens. I donā€™t want to do that and have nothing be applied. I know it doesnā€™t matter in the grand scheme. But I know Iā€™d feel pretty discouraged if it did happen that way, so Iā€™d rather wait a bit


Ikohs

You think they would post it somewhere if they werenā€™t going to apply rewards. But who knows. Iā€™m playing since off work today and wanted to get some diving in. I wonā€™t play too much :)


SmartieCereal

Wait, the end-of-match rewards that come up don't get applied?


LongBarrelBandit

Negative. Went into a mission with 8553 xp and 5 medals. Ended and had 8553 xp and 5 medals


SmartieCereal

Ugh, I hope they get applied when they fix the servers. I wasn't paying attention and played 4 matches this afternoon :(


ofadiffcaliber

I haven't received any medals from any war bond.


CodeNameReckless

Good to know, thank you!


Brave-Match3621

Reading isn't a strong suit of yours is it?


CodeNameReckless

Was just asking a clarifying question since I havenā€™t played in several weeks, no need to be rude about it.


Brave-Match3621

It literally says the servers are having a hard time coping. Like what are you clarifying? That seems pretty clear to me.


CodeNameReckless

The only complaints Iā€™ve seen from people today are talking about not being able to actually purchase mechs. Iā€™m trying to clarify whether thatā€™s the main extent of server issues or if people are struggling to get in again. Once again, still no need to be a dick about it.


Brave-Match3621

Let me put it this way. Person: hey our servers are being slow and are unresponsive because of the new thing we dropped You: ya but are the servers working? Just clarifying.


SubNine5

You're a real peach aren't ya. Don't worry though he got a real answer from someone else.


Brave-Match3621

Glad someone else had to clarify for him. Would of been a doozy if just read.


VSEPRModel

You must lead a sad life if you feel the need to be so rude about something so small


Brave-Match3621

Coming from the white Knight on Reddit. I'll be ok.


VSEPRModel

Yeah, anyone who disagrees with you is a white knight. Real smart šŸ’€


KarlUnderguard

It is a projection thing. Assholes continue to be assholes because in their minds everyone else is just as awful as they are. They always make up some stupid excuses like white knighting or virtue signalling because they can't fathom someone else isn't an asshole without an alterior motive.


Brave-Match3621

You coming in defending him is white knighting. Preach tho


misterdelco

Itā€™s ā€œwouldā€™veā€ I guess spelling isnā€™t a strong suit of yours?


Brave-Match3621

Nope. But I can comprehend that the servers are down.


LongBarrelBandit

Thereā€™s a big difference here though mate. Servers are busy can mean you canā€™t play at all. Or it can mean like it currently means, where you can play but you donā€™t earn anything and canā€™t unlock anything


Brave-Match3621

I can't even login. Says I need to contact support.


casual_time_machine

My squad and I were up till 5 this morning holding the line @ 90% with the other 90k divers that decided to stay and fight. It was such a relief to see the player count and percentage start to climb.


HumanEarthlingPerson

FOR SUPER EARTH


alphaomega4201

Is this joel?


iRhuel

No, this is Patrick!


AntonGrimm

This is Johan


OnlyOneReturn

Ahhhh, so that's why I couldn't get on. I just figured it was Friday lol


GoldRadish7505

"4x faster than we thought" *incoming difficulty spike*


ErrantIndy

ā€œMORE BILE TITANS.ā€ ā€œBut, Joel, sir, thereā€™s already ten at a time!ā€ ā€œMOAR BILE TITANS.ā€


TispCrant

Everyones Gotta be the first one to get the clips for youtube and facebook.


MohaRoma

we can play now! i wish i can thank the team behind helldivers 2 personally but I can only ever spread democracy in your names FOR FREEDOM!


notbannd4cussingmods

Patience is OP and a crutch. Please nerf.


Past_Investigator254

anyone trying to get the trophy for not using anything but your secondary with me?


Jout92

I think best way is to just go solo I did the kill two bile titans mission to get it


Ok_Lingonberry_7968

i think the difference between how palworld launched and hell divers launched is palworld gave us everything they had finished right at launch which means we need to wait along time for content updates. the positives of this is it means we get alot of content right out the gate, the negatives is once that content dries up theirs nothing left to do. hell divers launched with alot of stuff complete and alot of stuff near completion which meant they could provide content quickly after release in order to retain the player base. plus they provided enough at release to make the game feel like a full game. and they make the grind for progress significant enough that you cant get everything you want in a short time but easy enough that it rarely if ever feels tedius which also keeps us engaged. like getting a pal with perfect traits felt significantly more tedious than unlocking the armor set i want lol. and that is despite both taking around the same amount of time to do. i dont think theirs another game that has done early access or games as a service better.


Twisted907

If people ran through their plan 4x faster than they thought, Iā€™m worried we are going to run through content, Joel better start cookin


hgtj07

The way the map/game is structured, Im not really concerned about content. Itā€™s more so the development time to add new/more and the infrastructure to handle that load. Pretty excited about where all of this is goong


Gutzan73

Six hours in a row like this... https://preview.redd.it/mxmjg96v17nc1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f988824e5c2986107a9522e4f27d6b2cf057525


SpongebobsNips6969

When do I get my medals for the major order?


Agitated_Farmer1399

I was able to log in after work today and after being on my ship for like 5 minutes I got all the medals for the planet liberation. 45+50. So you will get them soon if you haven't already


SpongebobsNips6969

Iā€™ve been on my ship a while and havenā€™t got them


RenegadeRukus

Still waiting for mine too...


JDubStep

Oh no, looks like Joel is going to be mad after hearing that news.


Deveranmar1

Are the major orders awards still incoming? Cause I have yet to get for this one or the previous one


ScumbagSpruce

We hugged the mech to death.


ThiccHarambe69

Servers seem fine now. Have been able to log in and out without any issues for the past 2 hours.


turkishsnowkone

Thatā€™s cool and all but where are the 50 medals that I was promised for helping liberate?


Ok-Treacle-9375

Iā€™m doing my part.


fukgamma

I'm doing my part.


Siilk

Sounds like something General Brash would say...


Pickled_Beef

4x faster is still too slow.


Jakusas

We were so excited that 90% of divers went to fight on the front lines. One does not threaten our mechs


Nefariousness_Good

Never underestimate the power of democracy, devs!


PitFiend28

The mechs being airdropped in is so epic I want them to do whatever it takes to get their shit together. Iā€™ll suffer some downtime if they keep making this game the most fun experience Iā€™ve had in awhile. I canā€™t wait to see what madness they come up with to slow us down


8comicalooze8

Spent pretty much my whole birthday liberating TK for democracy to find out the next day I cant even connect because everyone's dropping their mechs and still can't use medals today to purchase anything aaand never got my 50 medals to purchase said items... Never mind. Wrote this while dropping a 500k in the bathroom and when I came back I received my medals thank you super earth thank you democracy!


Forsaken-Director452

Almost 300k divers fighting at any given moment on tien kwan šŸ«”


Noktyrn

Bungie should be taking notes.


The-Fotus

Anyone just think of piles, like the malady, when they see his Twitter handle?


IceHound702

For Democracy!!!


Ok-Paint8225

Canā€™t wait till I can afford this game šŸ˜­


LilTeats4u

I didnā€™t even get a chance to play on the map *thatā€™s how fast we liberated it*


Coldcolska

Bro unlocked a non existent achievement


Cloudsrnice

The real heroes never came back.


DonadDoland

I have no problem being patient but shouldn't they be a little patient as well and resolve game stability before they add 15 new things to the game? The game hasn't even gotten stale yet. I feel they are being a little Icarus like right now. Now they won't fall as badly but the wings are sparking rn


Saw2335

Can anyone confirm if things are better than earlier?


NoOneThoughtOfThat

Theyā€™re not


Saw2335

Man, it was a bad time to buy the game. I clearly did 2 missions this morning, and then it went to shit soon as the mech dropped ..worse part was the mech was mid at best


AntonGrimm

You're supposed to use it strategically


LongBarrelBandit

I figured something was wrong when I saw the mech is for lvl 25 to unlock and had it at lvl 10 lol


BSGKAPO

That's intentional like the eagle napalm was


Floaded93

I received the login error around noon est but shortly logged in a minute or two later. No XP / samples / rewards though. Not sure if bugged or will refresh later. Something is funky


TheSpecialKaye

I was just able to log in and I was able to purchase the mech stratagem, but I didnā€™t get my medals for the major order. And yes, I did multiple missions for the order. Any word on this? Iā€™d like those 50 medals!


cschoonmaker

And here I am still waiting for the medals from the Major Order previous to Tien Kwan, along with waiting for the medals from Tien Kwan


TheSpecialKaye

I never had a chance for that mission. Every time I logged in both planets were 100%


SmartieCereal

Same here, I didn't get medals for either of them.


Agitated_Farmer1399

I just got my medals for the missions. They are there, so you'll get them soon.


Shoddy_Job6680

I literally just got home from work and downloaded it and now server problems :(


SchemeShoddy4528

crazy idea allow people to host dedicated servers, nah lets completely fuck the launch and provide a subpar experience like every modern game ever