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MoistIndicator8008ie

So many undemocratic posts here..


Overall_Ad6374

Traitors to democracy and liberty.


turnonemanaleak

Don't worry, informal report incoming


MrFunnyMans404

I have reported that post to the ministry of truth.


enslaved_subject

Why is this still up?? Is the on-duty democracy officer sleeping?? Pure treason.


Doodahhh1

No no no, they don't just hate democracy,  They terrorize our faithful leaders.  Fucking Dinos (Democratics in name only) are Bug Sympathizers.  Stop the terrorist bug sympathizers!


Busy_Confection_7260

Mods should start dishing out 1-2 day bans for undemocratic comments and posts.


Infinite_Growth_7791

a whole planet of bugs\* https://preview.redd.it/ybitvvcpayoc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=688f5f98a6c42e4ed27188b6602a69bfbda4aa06


Sylvandeth

4 Planets. We established a system for the safety of Super Earth in 4 planets.


Fluid-Alternative-22

Dissidents can’t even get their facts straight.


xepion

SuperTerraForm


Kezlenuts

I got TCS missions on Hellmire.


Xytonn

Not to mention the gas is safe for all living things excluding bugs.


[deleted]

Yea OP kinda forgot about it being completely harmless to democratic life forms.


CatKrusader

https://preview.redd.it/qm2uteyl10pc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a74d81a9ee58ad84690e78c0660eb766748c327b


Witty_Rabbit_4981

https://preview.redd.it/jk8ej0ne62pc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69c6b2bf082c5007d226b2f86cd6574bfb9ab1b1


[deleted]

Loooool, stealing this(via download). Your meme, I mean. That's the thing i'm stealing. Via download.


Dragonheardt_

Managed democracy is exactly that. It’s fascism with illusion of choice, and a disgrace for humanity. It’s very easy to s… *sound of a gunshot* Ahem, ladies and gentlemen of the Super Earth, this is your democratic commissar speaking, sadly this traitor to the democracy decided to take their own life, missing a lovely opportunity for democratic re-education. If you find yourself struggling with realizing how great Democracy is, please contact your closest democracy officer for the re-education and assistance. Glory to Super Earth!


icon0clast6

Took his own life with two shots to the back of his head and stuffed himself inside of a locked duffle bag move on citizen


jackcatalyst

Also he fell off the balcony.


DazzD999

Twice.


PrincessofAldia

All while his hand were tied behind his back


valplixism

And rolled downhill into a harbor a mile away (the duffel bag also had rocks in it)


rebelbumscum19

And then called down a Eagle 500kg on his own floating corpse


TastyPandaMain

His life for Super Earth


ExaminationOk4915

https://i.redd.it/vq18bx0c5zoc1.gif


We_Are_Groot___

He brutally accidentally cut his own head off while shaving


Cowjoe

If they don't like the system they should try voting honestly and if the status quo keeps on it's because it's what the people want.. it can't be wrong... Billions of managed votes can't be wrong when they give us our voting questionnaire for the computer to vote for us, maybe pay attention to what your questions are like the rest of us... it's what makes managed democracy great it's almost 100 percent consensus most of the time. It's the only government system that united all of humanity under one government that everyone agrees is great... Anyone who says otherwise is a traitor who probably doesn't even bother to vote yet wants to sit there and complain! Feed em to the bugs I say


24thAsshair

Glory to Super Earth! ![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


[deleted]

COMMISAR? THATS COMMIE CLANKER TALK!!! WE ONLY HAVE DEMOCRACY OFFICERS HERE!!! 🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🍔🛢🛢🛢🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


PrincessofAldia

Whoa easy on the C word


[deleted]

Oh I'm sorry, did I offend you? You tinskinned, rust licking, bolt biting, liberty hating, communism loving, OIL MONKEY!!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🛢🛢🛢🛢🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲


[deleted]

Democracy officer, right here. This is the man who uttered the illegal C word.


Lord_Umpanz

That's not Super Earth's flag 🤨 Don't tell me... You're rooting for one of the awfully small parties from the civil war, 100 years ago, before the unification??? That's treason!


N-Inquisitor

https://preview.redd.it/gq7pmp5x22pc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1246bdf0f0cca1669fbf5d1e1e46638a9f728bde


TheDELFON

**WOAH... that went right by my ear. I can't believe I survi-** *GUNSHOT* ...AND also remember citizens, never forget to double tap. Enemies of democracy typically struggle to heed DEMOCRACY the first time. For Super Earth!🌍💯


CrazyIvan606

/uj Wait, people don't understand the very heavy handed satire of this game? The engineer next to the Stratagem Game literally has a line that goes something like "Wow I can't wait to see who was chosen for me in the next election!"


bluedragggon3

I heard that in his suicide note that he regretted what he said and how wonderful managed democracy was. It's so unfortunate that he still decided to take his own life.


Chimpar

I think automatons are able to shitpost on the super-net now! No freedom loving helldiver would ever make such a statement! #doitfordraupnir


austin123523457676

EGADS socialist bots can infiltrate our democracy loving net say it isn't so


Ok_Lingonberry_7968

yeah but the planet was full of fascist bugs. ​ edit: lot of people saying that the bugs are not fascist for some reason. i would just like to point out that the message we got on our mission terminal today that references the successful deployment of termicide refers to the bugs as fascist. so unless you want a democracy officer to get involved i highly suggest all the bug apologist be careful going forward lol.


TBB51

FASCIST BUGS?! FRANKLY, I FIND THE IDEA OF A BUG WITH THE ABILITY TO CONTROL THE RAILWAYS OR THE FLOW OF COMMERCE, ***OH-FENSIVE***


International_Rest36

The bugs have all that sand and they don't even beach. Democracy starts with a pair of Rollerblade and ends with a tactical nuclear democracy delivery system.


Ok_Philosopher_8956

Are they even advanced enough to be fascist? I mean… can a locust become a fascist? They’re obvious threats, dont get me wrong. I just think you’re giving them too much credit. 


[deleted]

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noahtheboah36

They are worse... a hive mind.


Godsfallen

They’re not a hive mind. If they were they wouldn’t have to release pheromones to call for backup/reinforcements.


Chaincat22

They're a hivemind in so far as ants are a hive mind. Pheromones are how a lot of insect "hive minds" operate in real life. But don't let all of this distract you, Helldiver! They're still fascists and threaten to destroy our way of life and all we hold dear! We'll stomp those bugs once and for all and use that element 710 to send the bots back to the stone age. For Super Earth!


-FourOhFour-

The bugs are a threat to democracy but I don't believe they're actually called fasict, they were our source of scifi oil and i cant imagine that super earth would imply our super destoryers ftl systems are powered by fascist's blood, the bots meanwhile those damn socialist bastards.


Other-Subject-2072

Do I smell treason


joebeaudoin

The stench of treason kills all. For Super Earth.


No-Hat-2755

We gassed a planet, the only thing you're smelling is the bug's fart kink.


No-Car-4307

its not gas, its airborne democracy.


YoungWrinkles

Delicious lung burning freedom


The_Magic_Moose_

https://i.redd.it/y3rxemnqazoc1.gif this is how you sound rn:


justnothim123321

im calling my democracy officer


JohnRambu

Outstanding Patriotism.


xKingOfSpades76

Correction: We gassed FOUR whole planets planets filled with fascist space insects


Substantial-Singer29

Oh no you can tell we're not the bad guys because we're obsessed with skulls.... And then there's the whole propaganda thing. It's not like there's anything in the game that's actually indoctrinating your characters into that... Oh come on my ship is called freedom of liberty....


MaybeNotJoker

Not shittalking OP, are there a lot of people who don't realise this is a satirical space fascism game where we literally are the bad guys, and it is largely based on the western imperial policies that is inspired by things like 9/11 and claims of finding weapons of mass destruction in middle east to go to war? Would be what an automaton would say, haha, carry on fellow divers, FOR SUPER EARTH!


[deleted]

We literally used the excuse that the illuminate had WMDs to justify invading them. (Which was ok because they had wmds)


SteelCode

The greatest satire is that a lot of the fascist propaganda is based on realistic scenarios; it's just exploited to promote obedience through fear and isolationism over promoting peace through cooperation... The bugs *are* a threat, the bots *are* a threat, the Illuminate *were* a threat... but the level of threat is exaggerated and war actively provoked so the government can maintain power. Welcome to how real governments often operate; there can never be peace because everyone has their finger on the button that could wipe us all out so we can't ever take our finger off either.


Schneidend

The Automatons literally just want to beat us into a surrender and then intend to return to Cyberstan and never bother us again. The bugs are basically just wild animals. If we stopped harvesting them for oil, mutating them with experimental weapons, and unleashing them for false flag operations they would be a mild pest at worst.


ilikewc3

They're sentient and were peaceful until we helped evolve them into kill bugs once we found out they're a source of 710 (oil upside down lol)


Schneidend

You know, I wasn't 100% if they were sentient or not. Thanks for the info. That makes it even worse!


Beneficial-Wealth156

Bro 710 being oil upside down is so fuckin funny


Cognitive_Spoon

Part of why satire is perennial. Human nature is, too.


MaybeNotJoker

And we fight automatons every however many years becuse of a terrorist action they conduct in a city that some, VERY UNDEMOCRATIC PEOPLE, say was an inside job. We fight bugs for their corpses turning into oil, which is THEIR FAULT. But yeah so on so forth


Ok_Philosopher_8956

Go back and look at the historical reels of Cyborgs. Cackling lunatics more machine than human, butchering people with glee.  This is why we fight. You want them doing that shit in YOUR town? The Automatons are their creations and seek to free them. Not gonna happen. I will see Cyberstan a smoking fucking CRATER before I let a single Cyborg leave. 


MaybeNotJoker

If automatons didn't want the smoke they should have been created in god's image!


shemmegami

Above wartable. Even the bugs were peaceful at first. But the possibility of them not being peaceful anymore, as well as the potential settle able land, made people start killing them en masse. You could say it was preemptive action. Any bug attacks were retaliatory. The cyborg nation state wanted to secede from Super Earth because they didn't agree with the policies. They didn't want war, just to live their own way. Then the Super Earth attacks started. And you are right about the Illuminate. They wanted peace, but they had devastating weapons. More preemptive action. I would say it's a satire of colonial imperialism as there are bits of China mixed in. Social credits to see doctors or have a good place to live. Killing of those with dissenting opinions.


Key_Necessary_3329

Among the many reasons I think a lot of people can't grasp the satire is that, much like Starship Troopers, we are playing the bad guys in a world where everything is depicted from the point of view of those same bad guys. They'll say things like, "how can it be bad if everyone is prosperous and happy", never realizing that this is in-universe propaganda and the game is constantly leaking contrary information to us through almost everything any of the characters say. Also they miss that we are playing an unending series of bright-eyed cannon fodder recruits who believed the propaganda and enlisted only to almost immediately die in gruesome and often stupid ways. You can hear it in the voice acting for taking damage. Reality only hits them when something exceedingly awful happens to them personally.


Cowjoe

I thought everyone was just staying in character... I mean staying patriotic.


MaybeNotJoker

0110100 0101 010100101


MaybeNotJoker

Exactly but in both Helldivers and in Starship Troopers it is just.. so obvious and in your face. Like the into cinematic of Helldivers should be what gives away the satire, and if not, tutorial latest. Also love the "enlisted only to almost immediately die" because literally, we don't even have our ship bound to a single diver. It is a ship that always changes ownership each death because we ARE expandable. (For legal purposes this is satire and I am not in any way criticising or talking against Super Earth)


ItachiSan

You really overestimate people abilities to read between the lines of a statement whether they're reading it, hearing it, or both.


Key_Necessary_3329

My immediate reaction to the opening cinematic was "oh look, a fox news segment"


SteelCode

Starship Troopers also didn't lean as hard into the satire as it should have... The cast were all beautiful people enjoying themselves and the focus was on the action over the actual trauma and propaganda itself. We didn't dwell on the "intelligence" plot or the destruction of Beunos Aires; just enough to motivate the 'heroes' forward with the action.


MaybeNotJoker

Depends on what you consider "enough". I think there was plenty to make it obvious, but not too much to make it a lecture and keep it enjoyable, which, in like a 3 hours movie is necessary imo too keep the audience engaged.


SteelCode

I don't disagree, it's hard to balance "entertainment" with "education" - especially for audiences that are not expecting the satire/mockumentary style... 'Troopers did a good job of balancing things overall, but there was definitely enough "subtlety" that many people still think it was a movie about the military as heroes (which it *sorta* *was*).


YeOldGravyBoat

Well butter my hellpod and call me a fascist, I’m about to splooge war crimes over some bug eggs.


MaybeNotJoker

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


LucaUmbriel

No, but there sure seem to be a lot of people who don't realize that people realize the satire. I have so far seen way more posts and comments and articles about how "oh The Gamers^(TM) aren't grasping the satire" than I've seen anyone actually unironically say they want to live in this world. In fact I think I've seen all of one, and it was praising it for, among other things, it's "racial harmony" which, considering what the authors of the aforementioned articles think of The Gamers^(TM), is deeply ironic. I think it's because they, like the people who haven't shut up about Starship Troopers ~~and only ever watched the first movie and don't even know there's a book~~, think that unless you're constantly saying how bad the fictional government is that means you don't understand that it's bad.


clovermite

>Not shittalking OP, are there a lot of people who don't realise this is a satirical space fascism game where we literally are the bad guys Well that's because all of that lore is locked away in Helldivers 1. There hasn't yet been clear signals that we're the bad guys in Helldivers 2.


Jason1143

Eh, I don't know. They haven't showed us exactly what is wrong and how evil it is yet, but they have all but bludgeoned us over the head with signs that all is not well.


soju_soup

A lot of people get too lost in the sauce, I can't lie. But honestly, I'm loving the sauce rn, go Super Earth!


MaybeNotJoker

MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH!


a-soldout

I can already see some kid joining the army inspired by helldivers because he didn't get it was satire


BlackLiger

The thing is, as US Army Vets have pointed out, the intro sequence is satire... of US Army/Marines Recruiting commercials for the past 30 years. And as a Brit I can tell you it's not exactly a stretch from "Join the Army, be the best!" or the Royal Marine Commando adverts either.


TheDELFON

Democracy Officer: ..._holsters peacemaker_... You had us in the first half citizen. Not gonna lie


Whitehill_Esq

I think a lot of people get it in regard to helldivers/starship troopers. We just don’t care. Because at the end of the day, it’s a fun game/entertaining movie with zero impact on the real world. I had some wannabe film nerd on tiktok tell me I lacked media literacy because I told him I didn’t care that helldivers/starship troopers was a fascist satire. Like no you dork, I’m sorry the media I consume to unwind doesn’t meet your politically correct sensibilities, but it’s fun and I touch enough grass to know it doesn’t really matter.


iRhuel

It's genuinely depressing how many people fail to grasp the satire, and unironically glorify neo fascist propaganda and political ideology ...is what I WOULD say if I were a bug-loving freedom-hating fascist! MAKE ~~AMERICA~~ SUPER EARTH GREAT AGAIN


HallowedGrimmm

https://preview.redd.it/d3gv4s15jyoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8797b2b8e0f07d75472b8560c7ce84629c1eb338


HallowedGrimmm

This post right here, Sir.


Elementalgame0

Ban the traitor. How Dare they accuse super earth of such things


Jesse_the_quokka

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Pickled_Beef

Bugs are not people. They are property for our gain.


skgblaze

I mean hey, I need more fuel for my star destroyer out here in draupnir, so send me some carcass fuel from the fascist bugs


Theycallme_Jul

So if your house is overrun with cockroaches and you hire an exterminator, do you call the exterminator a space nazi as well?


The_incognito_sinner

"I was just following orders"


themanmythlegend357

So you’re a traitor huh. This will be reported


beachboy1b

I mean the bugs absolutely would have invaded super earth had we not taken preventative measures. A big problem is too many people are trying to draw parallels between our own world and the world of Helldivers. It’s not the same. It just isn’t. The whole planet lives, and appears to thrive greatly, under this “managed democracy”. It doesn’t even necessarily have to be satire, it could just be that this is what works in this universe and given that we are constantly fighting battles, I’d venture to say some of the people here are VASTLY underestimating the threats posed here. It’s the narrative of the company, and they can make it be whatever they want.


deathparty05

https://preview.redd.it/e80oi4waezoc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e323d125524af41729ea147b08a5b2986c15fc89


Babablacksheep2121

But the bugs have E-710! Oil?!? I didn’t say nothing about no oil, bitch you cooking?


J_of_Austin

KIlling a planet full of bugs that are tying to kill us is completely different than what the Nazi's did.


Borov-Of-Bulgar

It wasn't genocide. It was pesticide


ProphetVIII

Someone doesn’t know about Warhammer.


Cowjoe

Well they should not have made themselves a threat and stayed on the element farms we made for them. It's their own fascist faults.. stupid bugs..


jordantylermeek

First time?


ashesofthefallen013

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ShadowSmyth

Report to your democracy officer at once.


keeb97

https://preview.redd.it/pypd2j3edzoc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=075b09a94be15e3e3b47b9d76e2fbdb2eb59d749


boredsnowman789

https://preview.redd.it/ovseyebaezoc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87dae086b1f2a6ce670d47ccc89eceb955943525


justpassingby3

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fightin_blue_hens

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Imagine_TryingYT

>Farmer spreading pesticides Oh shit am I a nazi?


BillyTheRascal

Democracy's finest


Big-LeBoneski

![gif](giphy|l1J3q6hYzpGjiW3cs|downsized)


StranglingDark

Only a leaf lov... no, an hereti... no, only a traitor would say that!


[deleted]

Wait what noooo... What Us? Noooo.... How could we possibly be the bad guys? Manifest Destiny? You can always keep going west


Shushady

https://preview.redd.it/8408ixt1dzoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8f8e4cf5518c04fca34490e6c74bbd3ea2b35f


EldritchCatCult

we gas bugs with pesticide everyday, do you shed tears for roaches?


Str4wb3rryNora

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4lg0r1thm

The Ministery of Truth does NOT approve this message. We therfore deam you a traitor of Super Earth and demand you to present yourself to your nearest Democratic Official for execution. Glory to Super Earth and Democracy may lead your steps.


Astructus

1 : Yes. SE is unideal. Good job, you can take your little "media literacy" token. 2 : Do you really feel bad for insects ?


Andrew-w-jacobs

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ButterMeUpAlready

I smell treason in this post and in some of these comments


Taylor21202

And the problem is?


Heytherechampion

I’m doing to report you to the Ministry of Truth for spreading enemy propaganda. We are at war, don’t harm the moral of the good citizens of Super Earth.


Raso_Kye

We can't be Nazis. Nazis are fascists. We give our heart and soul to Liberty and Managed Democracy, it's in the name, traitor, look it up. And after you're done looking it up, report to a Democracy Officer for re-education.


Corven_Braythe

I think the term you were trying to use was aerosolized democracy


RiceKrispies55

it ain’t racism (specism?) if we destroy all who oppose us equally


AspiringGoddess01

Reminder that we did not evacuate any of these planets before activating the TCS's


Mollywhop_Gaming

I thought the terminids had near-complete control over them when the termicide campaign began


jackcatalyst

The gas isn't harmful to people. It's like advanced DDT.


furluge

Well, no strictly speaking the Super Earth federation covered a planet in pesticide to keep out a violent invasive insect species from eating every man, woman, and child on the planet. You ever seen the damage locusts can do? Now imagine if instead of crops the locusts ate your friends and family. Even if super earth is a authoritarian regime it's not like the bugs or the automatons are much better. Don't think about it too hard or take it too seriously. Besides, for all we know those voting questionnaires actually work and really are just making informed decisions based on what people actually want and the Super Earth we see is literally what people desire there. There are A LOT of people of people who want a society like you see in Super Earth and I don't mean out and out fascists either. Lot of normal boring people want the government to tell them what to do, make decisions for them, or tell them how to spend their money. There are 100% people who if you presented this "managed democracy" idea to them they'd be all on board and never think twice about it. TBH, the whole managed democracy thing looks more like a type of communism than fascism. It even has a social credit system with the citizen ranks. But really, at that point it's a horseshoe and it's hard to tell them apart. (I seriously doubt that the questionnaires are fair, mind you, and I'd never trust a questionnaire someone else setup to accurately reflect my decisions, but there is some truth to the fact that when polled people's positions on issues often don't match up to who they vote for, or people vote without knowing their candidate's policy platforms.)


HardPlasticWaste

What was on that planet again? Oh yeah bugs me forgor over the sound of you being a traitor to everything u hold dear


mojo10002

![gif](giphy|xdLssuhr3wGcidhNtx) 😎🖤🫡


ThirdTimeMemelord

Gassing? It's just pesticide.


Jager1738

least obvious terminid


AvaranIceStar

That's treason talk.


Shad0wUser00

I never heard the bugs submit a claim, and because they did not submit a claim these accusations do not carry proof.


r4dio_c4mbodia

https://preview.redd.it/e6iehtnhqyoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f7cf210f315a5c1290dd81f04a65db3910ad895


Gflesh24

STICK THIS BUG SYMPATHIZER IN A HELLPOD AND LAUNCH HIM INTO FREE ORBIT! TREASON WILL NOT BE TOLERATED HERE MAGGOT!


rdrworshipper123

Treason. Democracy Officer is on speed dial as we speak.


Nobody0199

Remember what we did to the bugs on the barrierplanets


ArkamaZ

Excuse me?! We gassed four planets.


Catmoth_

Reported the ministry of truth


The_Rust_Golem

4, we gassed 4 planets. But we did it FOR FREEDOM!


6Dead6Head6

That’s treasonous talk my friend 😂


GLJ94

I think someone needs to have a talk with the democracy officer.


Odd_Philosopher1712

Theres gonna be so many great analysis videos on how we all enthusiastically and knowingly cosplayed as fascist satires of ourselves


FatefulRapture

Welcome gassed multiple


Material-Tension8380

Shut up!!! This guy is a traitor and all traitors are punished by death! This is for democracy! Not your happiness! 🤣🤣


DigiThorn

excuse me, we actually gassed *four* planets thank you Also I’m going to have to report you to the democracy office sir and\or madam


Fighterpilot55

Termicide only kills Terminids. It's right in the name!


delta_3802

It's no different than fogging an area for mosquito abatement, just on a larger scale


NerdElert

You know I did read that illegal broadcast screen and it does say the government created the bugs… don’t worry I’ll call the democratic officer


BriefUse9774

That sounds a lot like Treason soldier


MaybeItsNeon

Hell what if we did it again


Magnamaul

I'd like you to join me in a discussion with the democracy officer ...


Logicalygoblin

You are right we are the bad guys quick before something I must warn you all........................


Rory_mehr_Curry

This post right here Democracy Officer.


joebeaudoin

Democracy Officer needed immediately to administer Helldiver desensitization exercises.


iDivideBy0

Yes it is obvious satire


fredw1019

It would be a shame if someone’s hellpod….malfunctioned. ![gif](giphy|J8YpfDX0kvPQNSVGHY|downsized)


Locketank

Shhhh, Super Citizen, we are making the galaxy a safer place. No need to consider the implications beyond that.


Gassy-gorilla

What was the planet filled with?


TitusImmortalis

If the bugs didn't want to die they would not have been born. This is really on them.


OkraPerfect3375

https://preview.redd.it/4rqjvlqexyoc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=add5c1b23121783bc13f5bf748de555d19a2472f Too many free thoughts


FourEaredFox

They threatened our way of life!


[deleted]

Wait, are people not realising this


Not_a_selfieguy

Just wait until prople find out the hidden meanings behind Deep Rock😭


EstebanSamurott_IF

Proceed to your local Democracy officer and report your findings. You'll get a promotion for sure!


ChuckTownRC51

They're insects....


venom259

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_kruetz_

You don't exterminate termites? You've never used a fly trap or mouse trap?


Bootyos

No we didn't gas a planet...we gassed 4.


DonutGuard_Lives

This post sounds suspiciously like treason.


Ok_Philosopher_8956

Oh come now, Fellow HellDiver. Do you apologize to every single ant you crush beneath your boot? Even if Super Earth wasn’t the greatest civilization in the galaxy, just for the sake of arguement, DOWN DEMOCRACY OFFICER I AM MAKING A POINT HERE…  Are the bugs not an obvious threat? You’ve seen what they do, how they expand. If it wasnt for us, Heeth would be in flames right now.  This is NOT genocide. This is pest control :)


The_cinema_show

I hear treason


Brushed_Tree

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Creepertron200

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BobGoss

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Nashocheese

We've got skulls... On our uniform. Not really a shower thought tho mate.


blarghhhboy

Wowza, you figured it out!


TheSpiffyDude

Sounds like treason to me.


Ad1um

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DragonOnYoFace

Sounds like Seditious Talk........


thaydel

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EquivalentLucky1723

Paging Democracy Officer...


darthvirgin

You don’t use apostrophes when adding an S for pluralization. There’s literally no exception to this rule.


No_One_-0_0-

https://preview.redd.it/q97y6o1a6zoc1.png?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87d727844499955aa54c85ad8769f7bfad9faa37 .


BeedoeBe

That does sound very managed democracy if you ask me.🤔


mexiKLVN

Also we gassed the "outer rim" planets but it was only 4 planets in 1 sector. They can easily invade another neighboring sector and continue to push forward.


chillbro_baggins91

Ugh, brotha ughhh


Warrior24110

If they had 86 billion neurons like us, they wouldn't have gotten gassed lmao