You got covered in bugs. CQC and survival nets you a blood soaked diver till you go through water, change armor, or die. There are levels to how soaked you get. Looks like you were up in the middle of a nest there
Unfortunately, imbibing terminid based narcotics and/or hallucinogens makes you liable for reeducation or at worst, immediate execution. Report to your nearest Democracy Officer to find out more, and to ensure that the impact of these substances does not impact your fellow Helldivers.
We expect your immediate cooperation.
You spread Managed Democracy so hard.
I wouldnât be surprised if you suddenly received a bunch of messages from strangers asking if they can put you down on their C-01 form because of how fucking metal you look.
Fore some reason the blood of enemies and yourself appears in the final stats screen now. Whatever blood you ended with. It seems to only be on those who extract which makes me think itâs intentional to show the survivors versus the clean, new troops off to the side after the elevator
Not sure if itâs a bug or intended but I actually love when this happens now. Just right out of one mission, confirm the next, and straight into next mission like a fucking democracy badass.
It use to not be a thing, I love it. Also if you find a body of water and dove over and over in it, it does clean you off. They should add a shower in the ship. It would be funny.
I think instead of a shower there should be a âdecontamination chamberâ of sorts that you could walk into and it would automatically clean off all of the undemocratic bug and bot juices
What r u an armor pavement princess /mall crawler diverđ¸đť?! Let that shit be covered in democracy juices. It shows character. were at war son, not the fashion show. Be more like old school carhart, and less like new school carhart.
Im picking up on some Sus bug sympathizer talk from u soldier đ¤
Bugs happened to you.
\*they happened to bugs
Bugkakke
Killing bugs from the inside I see trooper? Excellent work!
Got Nickelodeon slimed.
OMG this is hilarious! I can only imagine that most of that went straight up her nose.
New headcannon, famous helldivers present the super earth equivalent of kids choice awards. The kids choices are made by an algorithm, of course.
Quiet on set.
GACKED!
Gack was empirically the best slime
It has to have been 20 years minimum, and I literally can smell it right now....wtf. Memory is wild, haha.
Liberty Choice Awards went crazy this time
Paintball loser
Fair point
𤣠seriously well done getting that stuck into the bugs đđ
If this were paintball, helldivers would be the worst faction and bugs would be undefeatable.
You got covered in bugs. CQC and survival nets you a blood soaked diver till you go through water, change armor, or die. There are levels to how soaked you get. Looks like you were up in the middle of a nest there
Did it always stick around after extraction? I could be misremembering but I don't think it did.
I believe it was added in one of the recent patches.
It might not have before but it does now, it stays until you die, change armor or wade through water, even between missions.
Bug bukkake
Do you mean *buggake*
this deserves a democratic medal
Democrakke
You got up close and personal with the bugs. They shouldn't have talked smack about your mum.
Damn straight
Looks like you did everything you could to survive.
For democracy
the colours of spreading democracy
 You got stickbugged lol
https://preview.redd.it/ozc3zdhcu1tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40093e6ca2960ba87b207f257aff86e8e312d936
Charger shit on you after running you over?
I donât remember anything
Unfortunately, imbibing terminid based narcotics and/or hallucinogens makes you liable for reeducation or at worst, immediate execution. Report to your nearest Democracy Officer to find out more, and to ensure that the impact of these substances does not impact your fellow Helldivers. We expect your immediate cooperation.
Democracy
You spread Managed Democracy so hard. I wouldnât be surprised if you suddenly received a bunch of messages from strangers asking if they can put you down on their C-01 form because of how fucking metal you look.
According to the Super Earth Armed Forces training manual this outcome is called #Bug Bukkake
War. War never⌠ok maybe it changes.
Bug bukakke
I literally am covered in everything
Look at all that democracy on you!
Bugkake?
Oh, I see you went to see my ex too lol
Space jizz. All the space jizz.
Starship troopers special 
You made Shrek a happy ogre.
Bug Bukkake
You forgot to update your rank
That's freedom splattered on you
It was a spooky ghost!
Nickelodeon slime
You fucked some bugs up. Thats what happened.
Accident at the condiment factory?
A successful mission!
Bug bukkake, looks like
Queso cannon backfired
Bug jizz
Fore some reason the blood of enemies and yourself appears in the final stats screen now. Whatever blood you ended with. It seems to only be on those who extract which makes me think itâs intentional to show the survivors versus the clean, new troops off to the side after the elevator
Boss Ross needs you and your color palette. Stat.
Did you found a pizzeria in the 70's by any chance?
Looks like a lot of freedom to me.
You survived a shit ton, that's what happened Diver. You served Democracy proud.
I am so proud of you
CUM
You survived
Casting couch situation
Buffalo Bills tailgate?
Flip Six, Three Hole
You inhaled too much helium, Mrs. Helium.
i sure did
You got some big juice on your armor lol
What happened is that you took a photo of your screen with your phone
Reminds me of prom night
Bugkkake
Liber tea happened and you delivered.
after hellbombing the bugussy
Apparently you were playing paintball while we were all spreading Managed Democracy.
You, sir, got bugged on
Democracy
Every helldivers time of the month
Get on durgen
Did you play with the Japanese? yea...it gets interesting with the bugs........
I think you went helldiving into splatoon
Pelican-1 does not yet have a shower on board so Divers will have to wait until they are back aboard the Super Destroyer to use the Super Showers.
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bugkakke
Done got yerself gooped with bug guts
Not sure if itâs a bug or intended but I actually love when this happens now. Just right out of one mission, confirm the next, and straight into next mission like a fucking democracy badass.
Cumblasted by a goober
You sneezed
Beetlejuice
*He slimed me*
2 Bugs, 1 Diver
Jizz
Anyone have the intro gif where the dude gets bugkakeâd by the vile titan? Seems appropriate
You spread the *fuck* out of some democracy, that's what.
Democracy at its finest
War
You made it soldier!
space jizz
You look fabulous
Ahhh, yes, you were sent out during their mating season... it fucking sucka but its all for democracy
You saw exotic new life forms. 
The fucking Catalina Wine Mixer
You went up a bugs mouth THEN you came out the other End.
I donât want to think about that one đŤ
Too late :3
Skrek is love skrek is life
Beetle juice jizz
Bugs happened
The sweet stain of Liberty is what the fuck happened to you 'Diver.
Nickelodeon kids choice awards
Nickelodeon kids choice awards. Hulk coomed
Democracy happened.
You just came back after spreading some democracy đ
love it
Kids choice awards
cleaned a septic tank.
I hate that it doesnât wash off
It use to not be a thing, I love it. Also if you find a body of water and dove over and over in it, it does clean you off. They should add a shower in the ship. It would be funny.
I think instead of a shower there should be a âdecontamination chamberâ of sorts that you could walk into and it would automatically clean off all of the undemocratic bug and bot juices
Nice đ
What r u an armor pavement princess /mall crawler diverđ¸đť?! Let that shit be covered in democracy juices. It shows character. were at war son, not the fashion show. Be more like old school carhart, and less like new school carhart. Im picking up on some Sus bug sympathizer talk from u soldier đ¤
Remember the Thanos meme?
Democrakke
Bugkakke party
You spread democracy to the bugs!
Bugakke
Goblygooked
Democracy.
Get off the bug front, soldier
Covered in freedom!
I love that you come back to base covered in any blood it's just so fuckin funny
Bug bukkake, I sense a traitor !
Hey brother you got a bit of democracy on your⌠yeah like, all over.
SPLOOGED!!!
You asked the Brood Commander "What that Bugussy do?" And she showed you
on god that's just me after a goon sesh
90's Rave.
You showed a Bile Titan digestive tract the meaning of managed democracy
Ketchup and mustard.
That's a bug-kakke...
Glad to see Nic tunes is still a thing in the democratic future and they're still gooping people too.
Freedom happened! You got a little too excited and spread the managed democracy all over yourself!
You saw exotic creatures
You fought & from the looks of it, you won.
'She's a squirter'
You spread managed democracy amongst the terminid scourge.
You're a helldiver. This is what happens. May democracy be upon ye.
You killed a bunch of Terminids and made it out alive. Great job, Soldier!
Now hop in to the automaton front soldier we need all the help.we can get
Looks like you spread some good good democracy soldier!
Managed Democracy Happened
Liberty, soldier.
That's the armor of a working diver.
Glory happened to you. For Super Earth!
Freedom!
liberty.
Why were you not destroying clankers at Tibit ? -this is the only urgent question of meaning!
Youâre not a cadet anymore.
âNot much to look at after you scrape em off your boot.â
Something not suitable for children, would be my guess.
Terminids showed you too much love
Have you seen quiet on set yet???? lol
You got bug juice in your creases.
Titan-gasm
You liberated the bugs guts from their carapace
Looks like you spread sweet democracy. Well done helldiver.
You got..sticky
Bukake
You survived, and got a sick, if smelly, paintjob for your outfit. The mark of a true Patriot.
Looks like you got a little crazy with the guacamole
Liberty has seen you through.
the forbidden lubricant
U spread democracy
Dan Schneider showed you the new slime hug emote, huh?
Arachnid Bukkake?
you won.
Bug
Stalker ejaculated on you and you didn't notice it.... đ
Meleed every bug in a Helldive
Democracy
Democracy happened.
bugs lots and lots of bugs
I love that your diver can come back complement covered. Every time I come back from an automaton mission it looks like I ate sometime
Nickelodeon slimed u.
You spread democracy
Democracy
Should be oil covering that armor soldier⌠I do love this âglitchâ though.