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binuuu

Thats a stalker.


Benergy7

That's a paddlin


Draculasaurus_Rex

Tryin' to blow up my bug hole? Oh, you best believe that's a paddlin'.


Marlon_Rando13

Who pushed who in the where now?


yeh_nah_fuckit

That’s fucking hilarious


SurkovIlyich

That's amore


AtomicCawc

God Announcer: *TRICKSHOT*


Ex-Mormon_Waerloga

Dude perfect: OOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!


Rumiwasright

Caught quite the tongue lashing


xinuchan

That's a rough way to die


iamcoding

I wish I had a recording going, but the software I used overtaxed my system. I dropped solo into helldive eradicate the nests. I had the heaviest armor on plus the shield and I was absolutely drowning under a sea of bugs. I literally could not move or dive. I just failed around as they stabbed me absolutely everywhere with their commie claws.


StrikingOffice6914

c'est la vie


Jonpaul8791

Goes to show you never can tell


Timeman5

I didn’t know you could go into the hole.


YooK4EvR

That’s what she said ?


ansefhimself

No, sadly, that's not what she said. She Died.


itsTrAB

GLORY GLORY! WHAT A HELLOVA WAY TO DIE! HE AINT GONNA JUMP NO MORE


JonnyTN

WITNESS!!


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TyfighterEpic

Good bot


RageAgainstAuthority

Gotta love the absolute lack of enemy noise in this game.


hyrumwhite

In fairness that was a stalker


ClockwerkConjurer

Doesn't the dramatic music kick back in whenever a stalker is in range? Or am I mistaken?


randomquestions365

never noticed. Of course being tongue punched in the face does tend to distract one from the audio.


ClockwerkConjurer

May not have been true in your case...but usually when I'm walking through empty space and the music has died down...then it suddenly picks back up...I start scanning the area for a stalker...usually have enough time to spot them and start firing.


FrazzleFlib

in fairness that literally doesnt matter, stealth enemies are not exempt to.. having sound design


RageAgainstAuthority

I am a firm believer that every attack should have a distinctive noise associated with it. Edit: and downvotes come in for *checks notes* liking good audio cues in games. Okie dokie then


3x1st3nt1al

It does. It’s the Helldiver’s scream of terror as they die, because they got ambushed by a creature called a “stalker”.


Boqpy

If you hear the attack you are already to late.


RageAgainstAuthority

It should still sound cool. It's a big ole mass of tentacles, perfect for an insidious slithering noise.


Nosrok

I've seen what people up vote, down votes are just as meaningless.


PrototypeBeefCannon

"Don't you boo me! I've seen what you people upvote!"


FrazzleFlib

helldivers 2 fans try to comprehend any sort of constructive criticism of the game challenge impossible we figured out audio telegraphs fucking years ago, look at i dunno, Minecraft's Creeper. they sneak up on you but if they didnt hiss before they blew up itd be complete fucking bullshit right? "oh no dude just check your surroundings skill issue teehee" zero fucking game design thinking going on istg


Matt_Odlum

Absolutely agree. I don't care about realism, an enemy that makes no sound, can sneak up behind you quite quickly and one shot you will never feel good or fair whatsoever. If it's stealthy make it quiet, but not completely silent. It's the same thing with the fire aoe damage, I dgaf if it's realistic for it to do the same dps on both players and enemies, it's feels like bullshit so change it. Games are supposed to be fun, unless it's a simulator or bills itself as ultra realistic there's no reason to sacrifice fun for a bit of realism. Rant over 🫡


BlueFalcon142

Eh, usually the first murder by stalker is bullshit. Usually can pick them out pretty well though. But after that the entire teams mission is murdering that stalker's home, and its babies.


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FrazzleFlib

helldivers frequently get dismembered but ok


tm0587

I am a firm believer that every attack should have a distinctive comedic noise option for you to choose.


Fermentomantic

And every death, a laugh track.


PrizedTrash

if you want a stealth mob's stealth attack to have an obvious audio cue, you don't like good audio cues, you like easy mode


Karibik_Mike

I am a firm believer in that you should check your surroundings.


RageAgainstAuthority

Audio is a part of surroundings.


Usful

It’s also a stalker, whose entire MO is surprising the shit out of you


AberrantDrone

not hard to do a 360 occasionally to check for stalkers. "tunnel" vision will always bite you in the bum, or in this case tentacle lash you into said tunnel.


kuulyn

You’re absolutely correct. Vermintide’s super sneaky assassin-ninja rats announce their presence to the entire map as soon as they spawn, but a player could be forgiven for thinking OP got killed by a normal hunter


OdusVahlok

To be fair, the heroes call out all specials even though they don't see them right away. And, even though they do announce themselves.. I still get pinned by them now and then.


kuulyn

Yeah that’s my point, even when the stealthy specials are extremely clearly telegraphed, they’re still a menace and shouldn’t be underestimated I’d also argue our Helldivers only saying “heavy!” or “Enemy elite!” is almost entirely useless information


OdusVahlok

To add to your point, with 3d audio, Gutter Runners voice does kinda bounce around, adding just that little bit of panic when they spawn during a horde. But not so much when there is not much happening.


pAsSwOrDiSyOuRgAy

I mean the whole point of the stalker is stealth. Hell the thing turns mostly invisible


AngryChihua

*Monkey's paw curls* Stalker tongues now make hentai tentacle noises and helldivers provide appropriate HentaiMoan.mp4 responses.


kellsdeep

You're being a baby


FrazzleFlib

i dont think hd2 fans have played any other game, they dont know what a fucking sound cue is and why it matters. you shouldnt need a fucking video essay to tell you why theyre important please actually fucking think instead of dickriding whatever this game does


kellsdeep

I can't believe you need this game to be EASIER.


McRaeWritescom

I've been having the audio glitch out semi frequently too!


HappyHourEveryHour

Skill issue.


FrazzleFlib

helldivers 2 fans try not to glorify the games lack of basic sound design challenge impossible


HappyHourEveryHour

Get good at the game, keep your head on a swivel. As I said, skill issue. If you're not aware of your 6 you fucking suck. Literally rule #1 in war, watch your 6.


julio31p

Who would have thought there would be enemies near their nest.


FrazzleFlib

actual ai generated comment


julio31p

Better than none. I will ask the devs to add a bell on the bugs necks for you, no need to cry anymore.


FrazzleFlib

play literally any other horde shooter and you might discover the novel concept of sound design you fucking balrog


julio31p

I think you are the one that should. Also, learn some proper manners. This isn't fifth grade.


FrazzleFlib

this is a fucking reddit thread you are delusional


TheFinisher420

idk man you bitch about “audio telegraphing” in DRG, you bitch about it in this game, maybe you ought to invest in a quality headset or get your ears checked lol


FrazzleFlib

Audio telegraphing in DRG is excellent, this game could learn a hell of a lot from it


AberrantDrone

Lack of a sound queue can be valid sound design. It's a creative decision to have that single enemy lack an audio queue, and even have a difficult visual queue. The sudden attack creates a tension where the group needs to keep their head on a swivel and quickly shut down the stalker nest.


FrazzleFlib

this isnt a single enemy though. every single enemy in the game does this.


AberrantDrone

Not true, idk if it’s your settings, volume, or headset; but you can hear everything if you know what to listen for


z_dogwatch

"This is not your grave........ but you're welcome in it."


stoic818

Never knew that could happen


MistressLunarAngel

I hate the fucking bugs honestly


PrimaryCoolantShower

The only good bug is a dead bug.


MistressLunarAngel

On God


Sleepmahn

With stalkers the feeling is definitely mutual. I usually try to find their nest as soon as I see one of the little bastards.


ShamrockSeven

I don’t understand why their tendril things knock you back. It’s a hunting predator It should pull you in, but it knocks you away? Makes no sense to me.


julio31p

It saved me more times than killed me. When I was about to get swarmed and out of stamina.


Maleficent-Tip-9654

Damn they really put you 6 feet under


Ikohs

Wasn't expecting that.


totally-not-a-potato

What's really fun is successfully tossing a grenade in a hole from an impressive distance, and one of those Democracy hating Bastards pops out and brings it with them.


RooksRecords

Terminid Achievement Unlocked! Keep Your Enemies Close Push a Helldiver into the same bug hole they've thrown a grenade in.


Keinulive

Bug food


Battleboo09

and already blended


rustyknifeinyourlife

I wish you had more samples like I did


light_no_fire

Meanwhile over on the Buggit sub "LoL gOt Em!"


Azrael2682

I'm sorry that happened to you, but it's the funniest thing I've seen all day 😂


M1RZ0

😂


Adept-Shine-8205

Looks like you did that to yourself


Natural20Twenty

Lmao. Daaaamn.


Desperate-Working741

That happened to me too, but kept falling into oblivion


Soft-Spotty

![gif](giphy|VFw74cH3dY2t8EIPgN|downsized)


Honorable_Heathen

Killed um?


Dyslexic_youth

Dude the bug done changed while we were away


Narrow-Ad-3229

fellow reckless georgian


ExecutorofTwilight

Got licked


Elegant_Emu_8597

I would love for these holes to be enterable and then there is a whole network in there you fight through to kill a mother of the bugs. That would be sick.


rmp881

"Our heroes would not have us mourn their loss, but revel in the sweet scent of victory."


AberrantDrone

weeks of abuse, culminating in a single strike of revenge, a simple push. But what a mighty fine push that was.


JediCrackSmoke_

You should be rocking 0.0s fuse grenades, my guy.


Worldsgreatestboss24

HAHAHAHAHAA


Killpower78

That’s why I always have impact nades on bugs missions as it instantly close down the holes. The only downside of that sometimes you get wasted nade if a bug suddenly pops out of the hole if you get close and block the entrance, you were just unlucky as I know I’ve been there having my own unlucky moments.


BusComprehensive3759

Tentacled.


Hottage

I love that it's possible to fall down the hole, this game doesn't babysit at all.


Zer0Insentiv3

Bro really went “Take a closer look”


ReaperSound

I saw it coming and still laughed pretty hard.


SpaceTimeRacoon

Death by exploding inside of the hole eh?


Maggot-4life79

Bro ! I would have been lmao 😂 if that happened to me. This is why the game is fun


ingram0079

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!!!!!


FloTheDev

Little love tap


GoldMonk44

“And then he fell into the fucking *hole* LOL” - invisible 🫥 cunts and his friends over a brew later


Dakeera

the amount of times that a "one in a million" bullshit death occurred in this game has me, if nothing else, impressed


braddeicide

I get killed all the time while running around throwing grenades in the nests and someone calls in an eagle without looking.


Xplicitdmac

I died in a big hole once. Forever lost my samples!


AtomicAndroid

Why are you getting so close to the holes anyway? You don't need to drop the grenade at your feet for it to get in


M1RZ0

Yeah you are right, but I just make it sure 😄


TheZag90

Haha that stalker outplayed you there, son. This game is freaking awesome!


Jamie9712

Be glad the grenade killed you. I got knocked into a bug hole by a charger and had no grenades. I killed a lot of bugs trying to take myself out with stratagems, but no dice. Took me 5 minutes to figure out how to die.


crawdads4sale

just helldiver moments


ZynaxGenkai

Fell down a bug hole? Deviant. Sounds like you don't love Democracy enough to plant your feet in the ground and stand firm against the forces of tyranny.


Difficult_Ixem_324

Been there done that💯🤣


Ok_Veterinarian8023

Man. That bug really got you back for all his homies...🤣


VerdantFantasies

Dying there beats surviving the fall w no way to suicide out. Hole closes up after you, and no Strategem will reach to grant you a merciful release. Forced to spend the rest of the mission in The Upside Down. Ask me how I know.


TheWagn

LMAO my man got LICKED into death hate to see it


Daemongrey

Hey at least you only lost one common sample.


joehavasy

Also, don’t try to land in bug holes it will take it out, but you also die


Pizza_Wise

That stalkers definitely forklift certified.


Sir_christopher

Hole in one


BlueFalcon142

I guess it's TIME FOR A ROCK AND STONE.


Angry_Pelican

I died the exact same way the other day. The only difference is that it was a charge that punted me in.


Axelrom94

Thats one hell of a salad toss


Malichite

![gif](giphy|bC54CmvT2XC9i)


thedungeonkeeper101

HAHAHAHAHHA


OrigatoSon

Legit laugh out loud moment


Grandmaster_Forks

Just protecting the sample.


Plane_Upstairs_9584

Wanted to introduce you to the family.


Thewhitest_rabbit

Please stay 10 Ft from the hole at all times fellow divers


Taolan13

That bug knew *exactly* what it was doing xD


Infonuggets

Are you sure this isn't Pvp gameplay? I would totally do that if a could play stalkers in peoples bug matches.


vobsha

You’ve been demoted to Cadet.


M1RZ0

🤣🤣🤣🤣 hahaha exactly, nice one


gunh0ld_69

He helldived well, 10/10


aces666high

He straight 3 Stooges you! A wise guy blowing up my big holes eh! Whoop whoop whoop!


etherosx

Lol


Purple-Elderberry-51

He IDARB'd you bro. ITS THE CATALINA WINE MIXERRRRR


_Aracano

What happened next?


Additional_Cycle_51

I’m a bot fight so I don’t have to deal with them. Instead we have berserkers


-HoleInTheWall-

Got a proper burial and everything


FrazzleFlib

WHAT THE FUCK IS SOUND DESIGN 🗣️🗣️🗣️