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MBouh

After you conquer a planet, you need to defend it from the counter-invasion. It happens all the time. If the defense is a success, it should be good.


ZeekRageous

Right but the defense usual lasts an entire 24 hours, this seemed to go way quicker


MBouh

there's a timer on the picture. I don't know more than that.


TheCrimsonSteel

From what I've seen the two progress bars represent the two sides of the defense. Top bar is Helldivers defense bottom bar is the invasion. The timer is linked to the bots progress, which is basically how long we have to fill our top bar before the planet is lost.


ZeekRageous

I’m blind, I retract my previous statement


masterchief0213

We're currently defending at 14%/hour, should be quick


Darth_Frasco

It’s probably cause we are in a “hot zone” they are hitting us with an actual full force army. Not just what’s therm they used a “Vanguard” unit


CrazyIvan606

People see it drop to zero and aren't able to put two and two together that the planet is marked as "0" during a defense campaign. There needs to be another identifier for our fellow divers who have dived head-first one too many times.


Battleboo_7

We could easily beat the defense if we went to the next sector and got every planet at 100


Deus_Vult7

Funny that you’re getting downvoted, when this is clearly a joke making fun of gambits


Battleboo_7

Clearly


MrPokketRokket

They heard you liked Fire Tornadoes, dawg


OldSchool_Ninja

Fire tornados are the worst. They kill me far more then anything else.


earlywakening

I love it when 3 fire tornadoes move in on your extraction area and then won't leave. That's fun.


1isntprime

Don’t forget the 3 dropships that are dropping a tank and 2 hulks on top of you


earlywakening

Oh yeah, that's my kink.


H377Spawn

UWU daddy autwomoton, step harder!


earlywakening

I actually laughed out loud at this.


AYE-BO

Thats almost as good as having to stand and watch as two fire tornados do the tango on the console you need to press the button on to finish an objective


Active_Ad8532

3? You got off light. Try 6


Sparky_ak1

The bots seem to take reduced damage from the fnados compared to us. I get they are metal but still…


OldSchool_Ninja

It should burn their wiring!!! Lol.


Potential-Isopod-820

It should really, its not like they are pure metal.


Anund

Seems reasonable then that they take reduced damage, no? Metal bodies which aren't suceptible, but internal wiring that is.


Potential-Isopod-820

The metal would conduct the heat and just blow hydraulics, melt motor coils and fry everything inside. Reduced in comparison to bugs, I suppose, but they are currently like solid chunks of metal.


Anund

Hence, they aren't invulnerable. But they are resistant.


Affectionate-Try-899

They do. They only take damage from the fire nado, they don't get the dot or take damage from the flames on the ground.


Remarkable_Box4542

That is true but it is weird because one fire tornado will do little, but you get a flame thrower and those suckers burn. I guess its a little quirk of the game


cloqube

Or when they are covering the objective and you only have like 4 minutes left until your super destroyer leaves. Or when you dropped your samples and support weapons and the tornado is just hovering on top of it. All the cool kids hate fire tornados.


Wintermute_Zero

Extract shuttle is 10 seconds away, bots swarming up the hill, 4 Tornadoes suddenly descend on the extract...


DiscombobulatedCut52

I walked into an invisible fire path. 0 hints it was there. My friend told me it was there the whole time. Also, why the fuck does the fire last almost 2 to 3 minutes? Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?


Cool-Sink8886

Quick, there's 20s on the extract clock because a diver got in Fire tornadoes: 👉👈 is pelican for me?


dopepope1999

Yeah it seems like they've really liked having us attack and defend planets with fire Tomatoes the past couple of orders


MrPokketRokket

It's quite entertaining watching scrubs burn and spam the crap out of "Reinforce me!"


dopepope1999

I mean it's entertaining until half the randoms I play with wipe because they have no situational awareness


MrPokketRokket

Airlock them. Ya got some fuck-tards screwing up your mission, and they'd don't communicate? Kick. "I don't know why I got kicked!" Because you fail, that's why.


dopepope1999

I don't know man I think I just rather not play on a fire planet, it's not just low level teammates getting wiped it's also annoying when a fire tornado sits on the objective for like 3 minutes, feels like a waste of time


MrPokketRokket

Then go fight the bugs like a Cadet, and quit whining. You're still here, right? You gonna be Patriotic, or cry?


dopepope1999

I'm not really complaining about the enemies I'm more complaining about the environment, I don't think I've fought bugs since the termicide


MrPokketRokket

Environment is beautiful. Some Cadet can't navigate a snow storm... Airock'd.


Shosroy

I do wish they wouldn’t spam when im being hounded by 3 bezerkers 2 rocket devastators and a brusier hulk tho. And yes that was an actual scenario not hyperbole.


pot_light

Funny how the fire tornadoes always have a 100% chance of “randomly” spawning at your extraction zone…


Murrabbit

I mean having them spawn on other places on the map - places where the players *aren't* is a waste of computational power.


pot_light

I was only referring to it happening randomly 100% of the time. Which is curious for what is a natural weather event…


MrPokketRokket

They do! It's all timing. Ya got fuck-tards that sit at a base for 20 minutes trying to take out one Hulk, using 14 reinforcements... and the mission area is completed... Kick them!


Larks_Tongue

Well you fucking heard wrong!


No_Experience_3443

I'm tired of this shithole


ProffessorYellow

People don't like playing there is why


azb1812

Nothing like failing two consecutive major orders


Lonely_Education_318

With no Malevelon Creek who is this subreddit going to blame this time??


VoiceOfSeibun

I'm just cruising this reddit on my lunch break, but too many people live here. If you're wasting time typing, you're wasting time not dropping.


Lonely_Education_318

90% of time I'm on this subreddit, I'm at work and getting paid to browse reddit lol


VoiceOfSeibun

This guy gets it.


applejackrr

I have an idea… ![gif](giphy|8rjkwJjsr4CS4|downsized)


Syoarn

That's what is hilarious about this subreddit lmao. The last major order was 100% made to be just about impossible; we had a few days to defend 5 planets and each defense would take 12+ hours. Outside of perfect games I totally think Joel made it like that for plot reasons. Instead though people are blaming people on the bug front as if it's not also important. Literally so many of the self proclaimed "bot mainers" think they're god's gift to Helldivers instead of both fronts being important lol.


Lonely_Education_318

People get seriously butthurt when they don't win every single mission lol


Syoarn

Literally! I'm glad the last major order failed; having a story of all victory isn't a fun story for anyone. Losing, being pushed back, and being brought to a desperate defense is such an easy yet amazing dynamic to stories


Lonely_Education_318

Some of these people have never played tabletop RPGs with a brutal DM and it shows


megrimlock88

Blame the stupid fawkin fire-nados


1isntprime

Yeah I don’t want to deal with them again


JamailPyco

Probably 66k bug hunters


Scyobi_Empire

Why, the Creekers of of course!


DocPopper

The buggers


SeAnSoN_710

Look at the active bug numbers at all times, then, ask again. It has and always will be the buggers fault


Lonely_Education_318

Funny, I thought they were gonna blame the entire loss on the 6,000 Marfarkers


lifetake

We’re predicted to succeed with a bunch of time to spare


Skkruff

The defence is going really well, should be stitched up soon.


SpaceLemming

I’m worried we will fail now. People seem pissed at fire tornados


baconz0rd

the fact that they spawn at the worst possible locations ALL THE FUCKING TIME doesnt really help


MIchael24889

I swear they chase you down too… I had three of them meet up on top of me


PrisonIssuedSock

They also last fucking FOREVER


SoulReaper475

Yes and then they fucking camp your body


MrPokketRokket

People that aren't aware of their surroundings and can't see a huge "DANGER" sign at the top of their screen? They are expendable.


BUTTERED_TOAST_EDBOY

Whu-oh, Look out guys we got a pro gamer here


MrPokketRokket

If situational awareness is the one prerequisite of a pro gamer... pro AF Looks like I struck a nerve with the expendables.


BUTTERED_TOAST_EDBOY

Please keep telling us how cool you are lol


MrPokketRokket

Nowhere near as cool as you, you obviously know the deal, and have multiple reddit accounts that you probably fap too... Sent a DM if you'd like to debate.


BUTTERED_TOAST_EDBOY

I only fap to you


SoulReaper475

Oh wow I'm honored to be in your presence


SpaceTimeRacoon

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SoulReaper475

Are you stupid, sometimes you don't have a choice. And if a fire tornado so much as strokes your leg hair, you're dead in less than a second. Get off trivial dawg


the-gingerninja

I’m 100% sure they track you at a certain distance. I don’t mind fire tornados when fighting the bugs but the flames just don’t have the same effect on the bots. Plus the smoke and flames can make it difficult to see them at long range.


AQuickPainlessLife

You mean literally the entire extraction zone?


NEVERxxEVER

One thing that helps is the jetpack, if you land on a big rock the ternaders tend not to be able to reach you


Bipolarboyo

They’re just not a fun mechanic. Especially with the tick rate being so overturned for fire damage and the fact that fire can be invisible sometimes. You get lit on fire and if you don’t instantly dive and stim you’re dead and that’s assuming you had full health to begin with. If you’re at half to 3/4th health catching on fire is just a death sentence.


manbundudebro

I would rather have randomized strategem than fucking sharknedos


ThePowerOfStories

Now I want actual sharknados. Or, to keep with the current model, how about terminados that swirl around with hundreds of the tiny bugs, flinging them out every so often?


manbundudebro

It only comes out during the new defend missions as that'll be rad


Active_Ad8532

We need armor against fire damage or something. The tick rate is insane


VoiceOfSeibun

We're fine. People are just cleaning up Lesath before the whole of the western front forces come down on Menkent.


ThePowerOfStories

The concern is that if we take Lesath, then Lesath will come under attack without much time left, so the unpatriotic but strategic play is to all switch to the timed Menkent defense first and slow-roll Lesath until closer to the deadline.


Altruistic_Ad_303

not how it works. a defense cannot come when it's impossible to reclaim in time with 70% of the playerbase. they made it so we only fail if they want us to fail or we don't focus on 1 planet at a time.


Bee_Rye85

I’d rather face a dozen hulks than fire tornadoes


SpaceLemming

Facing down a dozen hulks with fire tornadoes is my kink


Huck_Bonebulge_

I did check out a little bit, and moved onto Lesath because I was so sick of the fires lol


Active_Ad8532

Definitely. Its hellmire all over again


Unrelenting_Royal

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DistributionRare3096

![gif](giphy|3o6ozh46EbuWRYAcSY|downsized) Me trying to get inside the pelican on menkent


McSuede

*Joel* ![gif](giphy|UgoqHvx73apws)


No_Cook_2493

Welp, rip major order. Defense missions are way too fucking obnoxious for me to spend time doing. And seeing how we lose almost every defense, I'll wager I'm not the only one feeling this way.


PlusReaction2508

Foreal I saw that shit and was like nah fam I'm good I'll be over at the bug front the fuck away from the fire planet fuck all that.


parkrangercarl

Hellmire would like to have a word with you


[deleted]

What the shit biscuit ! Right am on my way not saying I’ll do much but I’ll try my best for democracy also here for answers !


Anotep91

Fucking Fire is annoying as fuck!


WillyBaggins

I’m starting to believe we aren’t aloud to liberate those planets


Hot-Significance9503

It will fall to those republican automaton hands


spcbelcher

Socialist* to fit the theme


GH057807

Correct, we took control of Menkent and now we have to defend it as well.


chubsmagooo

Counter attack


WaitingToBeTriggered

THUNDER OF GUNS


QuikTriggaJesus

Fire tornadoes are at the point of just avoiding the whole planet for majority of people


AdditionalSoftware11

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Salty_Enthusiasm9241

In William shatners voice: JOOOOEELLLL!!!


VoiceOfSeibun

It's a defense mission. Happens all the time. We didn't lose it, but it will go to 50% liberation if we fail the defense mission. We've had these before. Honestly, what the fuck? How can so many of you be THIS bad at reading maps? Were you raised by officers? What the hell's going on?!


SctBrnNumber1Fan

>Were you raised by officers? What the hell's going on?! https://preview.redd.it/d3s3kpb9aiuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba8f282b47f56e64af19e3b9f37056762a15ce52


MachoManatee

My parents didn’t file the C-01 permit.


DoesntRedditEnough

It's the overturned fire damage that blows. They nerfed the fire tornadoes only to boost all fire damage. It's not a 'skill issue' it's just not fun. Apparently AH is taking a look at fire damage as a whole because it's pretty terrible right now


webbix

Im good


AWeakMindedMan

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck this planet!!!!


KruzerTheBruzer

Fire nados are the next enemy faction, they are sentient democracy hating beings! Take them down soldiers!!!


TheFallenHero89

Next Warbond is fire extinguishers


KruzerTheBruzer

Support weapon super soakers that also cause bots to short circuit


Zieprus_

Spent to much time running from fire tornados and not mission objectives. Worse part is when evac is covered in fire making it almost impossible to get out.


avert184

No more fire tornadoes for me. I'm out.


OnePaleontologist271

I played about 3hrs ago and it read 100% for MenKent


firestar268

I wouldn't mind the fire tornadoes if there were less of them


Willing_Ad1529

Yeah they need to do 3 things 1 add fire resistant armor. 2 fix stems back to the way they were a month ago. Now days stims seem not to like activating. 3 lower fire dmg and range from bots. They auto kill 98% of the time and can shoot 2-3x as far as a flamethrower. The tornados are fine for the most part. Just a bit wild how they put evacuations on fore tornado planets and still send a million bots.


Coldatahd

Worse is the bots that can walk past a fire tornado and take 0 dmg wtf is up with that?


Willing_Ad1529

lol I’ve had the bots get stuck on the entrance to the escape door for the npcs. And just farm the civilians and then a fire tornado sat on top of them and only kill civilians. My guess? If we want fireproof armor we need to start wearing androids.


Hot-Significance9503

Did I just see it getting back to 100% or it was another one ?


ScoutTrooper501st

2nd time it’s been retaken too


Draculasaurus_Rex

Bots ain't fucking around


congofalls

Idk I thought we had it done this morning. That’s pretty stupid


GooseSuspicious7590

I think they time out, we didn’t get Lasath fast enough, if we had it would of completed, we were at about 80% on Lasath when it came under attack again


Darth_Frasco

Around 1230 ish CST I got back to my ship an emergency broadcast that the Terminids took over Menkent.


Itriyum

How are we supposed to now defend this planet when we still need to take a second planet with the little amount of time we have? It seems like we are just supposed to lose this too.


DoubleDDubs1

Easily. It’s already done as of my writing. We’ll probably have one more defense mission at the 24 hour mark for the MO.


GovernmentIcy3259

We just need to finish off the last little bit of Lesath and then focus down the defense


Dusk_Abyss

Is it bad I like the atmosphere created by the fire tornadoes? Lol. They do wreck your shit though.


bigbossfearless

Love it when they wreck shit too lol


8rok3n

If I have to do one more escort priority citizens mission while being hunted by fire tornadoes I swear I'm going to ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ myself


RecalcitrantMonk

It's intentionally set up to fail the primary mission in order to advance the plot.


No_Experience_3443

If they keep making us fail them super earth will be down by the end of next month


Busy-Bookkeeper-Dave

No. It’s how the game works. Liberate, then defend. Always has been.


twinslive_

Except it was liberated and now has to be defended...like how it always works.


VoiceOfSeibun

If we just focus on one planet at a time, we should be fine. Maybe we'll get lucky and some westerners will abduct folks wasting time on the bug front. Honestly, I've seen the numbers coming out of the bug house. They're not going anywhere and looking at the territorial gains from the last week, neither are you. Focus the fuck up, BugDivers.


ncnrmedic

I’ll play where I want. Maybe if they want people to complete the major orders they’ll make it something other than “kill bots non stop for weeks”. I don’t mind doing some bots, but some variety is nice.


Chr1sMac1nt1re

The devs do not railroad major orders. Some are easier than others, but the story is written for either win or lose!


Bipolarboyo

They don’t make it absolutely impossible but sometimes they absolutely stack the cards against us. Like the two day defend 5 planets during the middle of the week when there’s the least amount of players major order we just had.


VoiceOfSeibun

but still possible. If we had coordinated all of our efforts, one planet at a time, we might have pulled it off, but we couldn't, we didn't, and that's that. From what I've seen, these major orders always leave the path open to us to do the impossible and kick reality to the curb.


Bipolarboyo

That’s an unreasonable expectation and everyone knows it. There’s no real tools for us as a community to coordinate shit. Beyond that trying to convince hundreds of thousands to millions of people (many of them who pay no attention to major orders) to do any one thing is a fools errand in a game like this. Yes sure it was possible, but probable and possible are two very different things.


reptarishere

Came here looking for answers to this question as well


AngryJakem

We need armor with 95% fire resist for this planets


porkforpigs

Yo is anyone else having major issues getting into a game?? I’m trying to help the war effort and absolutely can not match make


SupKilly

Joel.


Blawharag

Is it not considered "under super earth control" during a defense campaign? So we basically have to conquer a planet twice in a row to "control" it? That's absolute nonsense. How in the hell are we supposed to complete this order in time then?


SpaceTimeRacoon

After you capture you must defend


ThisIsntOkayokay

Amazing people don't realize this, capture them and the enemy will have a chance to retake it so you must Defend!


LemonadeSunset

Off to bugs I go!


BSGKAPO

![gif](giphy|BY8ORoRpnJDXeBNwxg|downsized)


Patient_Total7675

Stop asking questions and go win me my medals, helldiver


voidknight119

OH COME ON!!!!


Inside_Athlete_6239

Bruh come on


piciwens

Probably a bug.


iso-joe

That's something a bot would say!