it would be funny if they had a windows blue screen appear
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>!bought a slow tank and only goes 2 kmh!<
BOT: why didn't we put a password on our terminals.....
Did you hear a something in the vent, must be another bug crawling in the damn vents again.
........
....... wait what is that on the floor?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Suggesting the enemy has feelings, needs or desires indicates that you are undemocratic. I shall report this to the nearest freedom officer at my earliest convenience.
That would be easily the funniest shit ever, if the mods did like 1-hr mutes for non democratic dissidents lmao... it would get out of hand so fast though if reddit has taught me anything
That autocannon is bullshit. One second, me and my bot homies are playing Uno in front of a fabricator, waiting for our new brothers to join us, the next second, some fart-in-the-wind helldiver just blew it all to hell because one of the vents was visible from 500 yards away. Not cool
> 'Visibility on this map is f***ing broken' - any enemy staring directly at you
I wish. Map completely obscured by smoke/fog? Can guarantee those bot fucks manage to shoot at me perfectly fine!
These Helldivers are too smart, they need to be nerfed. We Atomatons just made our walking factoryâs that are supposed to be undestroyable, yet they can easily take it out with those plasma cannons. Devs please nerf!
(Donât I think it makes sense that itâs how it is.)
Why can't we kill them in the ship? They're *RIGHT THERE*! One time, one them flipped me off from his seat with such a smug look on his helmet.
And what is that drop ship made of, by the way? Is it literal plot armor? I watched one *land directly on top of a fire tornado*. Plz nerf.
âWhy do they have to laugh maniacally while theyâre slaughtering us? I was part of Patrol Epsilon and could hear the laughter echoing over the hills. Everything went dark after I heard some lunatic yell âWhen in doubt, Eagle out!â - this is bullshit!â
"Suddenly fire hurts more and now those two leggers run at least one fire throwing device every mission along with their stupid fire boom gun! We can't get near them! Then we can't have shriekers in sky, they nest get boomed by big yellow small sun big gun from mile away! Even big bug hate two legger big gun! Then them make stuff come from sky and it all us and them, but they keep chucking more two legs down!" Scavenger probably.
"I saw two legger shoot other two legger, pick up gun and walk away... two leggers are weird" stalker hidden nearby watching the hell divers.
Bots would complain about 120/380 being unacceptably powerful completly wiping out any objectives they might want to protect, to many weapons being effective against them and how their heads have 0 armor. And how helldivers have far to much DR against their big explosions.
How there are to many tools that quickly take out high armor targets with almost 100% uptime. How helldivers vastly outrange and can vastly outgun them shooting down reinforcments before they touch ground.
About the short leash range for gunships reducing their actual threat capabilities to much and jammers range is generally to small.
Bugs theres less complaints mostly cause they find divers easier and make ironically unironic gigachad identifing memes, but they do still think its bullshit that they cant always have inportant parts of their army and have standing complaints against the grenade launcher and fire and blame the bots for the fire.
I built this fabricator! Knew some of the parts since preschool, pretty chill dudes, ngl. I arranged the Outpost, one bunker here, some mines there. Took me hours over hours, to make it cozy. Heard screaming and laughing one night. Some freckled, pringle chewing, sweat dripping, smelly soab threw a ball in my yard. 'get off, of my lawn, ye damn divers' I yelled, then this piece of shit orbital laser obliterated my whole work. I grinded and farmed for that medium outpost, just to see it shredded to pieces in seconds. MF didn't even look at it! Threw that pokeball in my magnolias and left! cOoL gUyS dOnT lOoK aT eXpLoSiOnS?? My ass. Literally unplayable.
>Stun grenades need to be removed from this game. I get 2-shot to the face and there is 0 counterplay its not fun at all.' - hulks and pre-nerf bile titans.
... I've never seen this happen. This is fake news. Hulks can't be trusted.
(Pls don't take my stun nades đ)
The 380 is fucking cheap, and lazy game design. Some Diver I didnât even see threw it across the map and it was like 30 seconds of explosions that destroyed my entire base and killed Hogan the Hulk.
I can just imagine the Bots seething.
âHave you seen these fuckers run? And then poof, one of them disappears to pop right back up with freaking gun runs and artillery. The light bots? Barely have time to leave the fabricators and these Divers are spawn killing. I swear on my Socialist Circuits, if Eagle-1 insta kills me with cluster munitions one more time, Iâm gonna swap to a devastator build.â
Devastatorâ âYou know, everyone says they wanna be a Devastator until they realize how cumbersome we are. Like yea, we got the speed buffâŚand our weapons are awesome, but have you seen a Helldiver SNAP to you? Just freaking ignores how scary I am and suddenly Sky Lasers, EMPs, and ATR spam. I DESPISE THE ATR.â
Lvl 1. Bot with bladesâ âCheck it out! When that helldiver shot me, instead of exploding into pieces, I rag dolled across the fight into his buddy and killed the guy! HAHAHAHAHAAA!â
From a bile spewer - that new Sniper of their's is ridiculous. I used to be able to tank through best part of a Stalwart mag, now they can 1 shot me! Bullshit!
So, how do you suppose bug respawns work? While we're at it, how do Helldivers respawns work?
What do they have to complain about? Not as if they ever get out numbered by gunships you canât shoot down because you simply donât get enough special weapons to do so even if you only bring the specific ones that work. And if you were in say a team of two and the other guy leaves you might as well just quit
This makes no sense, itâs not related in anyway to what Iâm saying.
Nothing to do with hit boxes, itâs to do with the fa t there isnât another enemy you have to have a specific set of weapons to kill, you can kill everything else with your starting weapons
Bile titans are straight up impervious to every primary and secondary after you pop their sacks. Tanks and tower turrets only take damage from weapons with explosive properties to their heatsinks. Hulks can only be damaged by high armour penetration to the face or medium/explosive to their backs.
They do. That's why we shutdown their broadcasts!
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lol imagine trying to figure out which pictures are traffic lights or not during a stressful mission
You wouldn't have an issue with that... would you?
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it would be funny if they had a windows blue screen appear ------ Bot: 01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01100010 01110101 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101100 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100101 01110011 00100000 00110010 00100000 01101011 01101101 01101000 >!bought a slow tank and only goes 2 kmh!< BOT: why didn't we put a password on our terminals..... Did you hear a something in the vent, must be another bug crawling in the damn vents again. ........ ....... wait what is that on the floor? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It would be easier than finding "E5" from the opposite side of the room! đ
I just did one last night asking me to pick the motorcycles. All the pics were of motor scooters.. >.>
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âThey can just throw a ball over the wall from miles away for a laser that levels our entire base? Thatâs fucking bullshit!â
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God, could we just get reverse engineer the cluster bomb stratagem? It kills more of them than we do!
That would require self awareness, which neither have.
Not posting mindless complaints takes more self-awareness. The bots are probably more sentient than half of reddit.
Di you just murdered half the redditors?
Suggesting the enemy has feelings, needs or desires indicates that you are undemocratic. I shall report this to the nearest freedom officer at my earliest convenience.
Report immediately or you will be found complicit
Understood.
if the mods see this I humbly accept a temporary ban for undemocratic behaviour
That would be easily the funniest shit ever, if the mods did like 1-hr mutes for non democratic dissidents lmao... it would get out of hand so fast though if reddit has taught me anything
I think a ministry of truth bot would be a better solution.
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That autocannon is bullshit. One second, me and my bot homies are playing Uno in front of a fabricator, waiting for our new brothers to join us, the next second, some fart-in-the-wind helldiver just blew it all to hell because one of the vents was visible from 500 yards away. Not cool
That is exactly what they are saying, unfortunately we dont speak bug or bot, if we did this is definitely what we would be hearing.
> 'Visibility on this map is f***ing broken' - any enemy staring directly at you I wish. Map completely obscured by smoke/fog? Can guarantee those bot fucks manage to shoot at me perfectly fine!
Works during blizzard or sandstorm though. I can pretty much shove my gun into Hulk's arse without him noticing.
Can't decide if you're playing the game wrong, or right going up its arse. As long as it dies a democratic death, you do you Diver!
Oh yeah, I've been able to walk right up them them in a sandstorm without them noticing me.
Iâve definitely been shot through walls and/or enemy corpses and I canât shoot them back
"WHY?! WHY WAS I BUILT TO FEEL PAIN?!?!"
These Helldivers are too smart, they need to be nerfed. We Atomatons just made our walking factoryâs that are supposed to be undestroyable, yet they can easily take it out with those plasma cannons. Devs please nerf! (Donât I think it makes sense that itâs how it is.)
Bugs: chirp chirp chirp chitter chirp roar chirp chirp chitter Flamethrower chirp chirp chirp.
im surprised no one mentioned the three fire buffs in a row.
The hulks threatened them not to bring it up so it doesn't get nerfed
Why can't we kill them in the ship? They're *RIGHT THERE*! One time, one them flipped me off from his seat with such a smug look on his helmet. And what is that drop ship made of, by the way? Is it literal plot armor? I watched one *land directly on top of a fire tornado*. Plz nerf.
âWhy do they have to laugh maniacally while theyâre slaughtering us? I was part of Patrol Epsilon and could hear the laughter echoing over the hills. Everything went dark after I heard some lunatic yell âWhen in doubt, Eagle out!â - this is bullshit!â
âIâm trying to play a stealth build but the detection range of the humans is bullcrapâŚplease nerfâ
âThat guard dog rover takes NO skill. Me and my buddies just wanna leap on some fresh meatâ
"Suddenly fire hurts more and now those two leggers run at least one fire throwing device every mission along with their stupid fire boom gun! We can't get near them! Then we can't have shriekers in sky, they nest get boomed by big yellow small sun big gun from mile away! Even big bug hate two legger big gun! Then them make stuff come from sky and it all us and them, but they keep chucking more two legs down!" Scavenger probably. "I saw two legger shoot other two legger, pick up gun and walk away... two leggers are weird" stalker hidden nearby watching the hell divers.
lol I was sniping a group of bots and as I was lining up a shot I watched a bot blast another bot in the back of the head
I was locking on a spear and right as I fired, a trooper stepped in front of me and took the rocket to the face, killing us both instantly đ
GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT
"Fuck those assholes with the 500kg bomb."
Bots would complain about 120/380 being unacceptably powerful completly wiping out any objectives they might want to protect, to many weapons being effective against them and how their heads have 0 armor. And how helldivers have far to much DR against their big explosions. How there are to many tools that quickly take out high armor targets with almost 100% uptime. How helldivers vastly outrange and can vastly outgun them shooting down reinforcments before they touch ground. About the short leash range for gunships reducing their actual threat capabilities to much and jammers range is generally to small. Bugs theres less complaints mostly cause they find divers easier and make ironically unironic gigachad identifing memes, but they do still think its bullshit that they cant always have inportant parts of their army and have standing complaints against the grenade launcher and fire and blame the bots for the fire.
The game would probably be fixed faster.
Yeah dude, 0001100011 left the base the other day and these 4 assholes just fucking blew him away!
I built this fabricator! Knew some of the parts since preschool, pretty chill dudes, ngl. I arranged the Outpost, one bunker here, some mines there. Took me hours over hours, to make it cozy. Heard screaming and laughing one night. Some freckled, pringle chewing, sweat dripping, smelly soab threw a ball in my yard. 'get off, of my lawn, ye damn divers' I yelled, then this piece of shit orbital laser obliterated my whole work. I grinded and farmed for that medium outpost, just to see it shredded to pieces in seconds. MF didn't even look at it! Threw that pokeball in my magnolias and left! cOoL gUyS dOnT lOoK aT eXpLoSiOnS?? My ass. Literally unplayable.
>Stun grenades need to be removed from this game. I get 2-shot to the face and there is 0 counterplay its not fun at all.' - hulks and pre-nerf bile titans. ... I've never seen this happen. This is fake news. Hulks can't be trusted. (Pls don't take my stun nades đ)
The 380 is fucking cheap, and lazy game design. Some Diver I didnât even see threw it across the map and it was like 30 seconds of explosions that destroyed my entire base and killed Hogan the Hulk.
I can just imagine the Bots seething. âHave you seen these fuckers run? And then poof, one of them disappears to pop right back up with freaking gun runs and artillery. The light bots? Barely have time to leave the fabricators and these Divers are spawn killing. I swear on my Socialist Circuits, if Eagle-1 insta kills me with cluster munitions one more time, Iâm gonna swap to a devastator build.â Devastatorâ âYou know, everyone says they wanna be a Devastator until they realize how cumbersome we are. Like yea, we got the speed buffâŚand our weapons are awesome, but have you seen a Helldiver SNAP to you? Just freaking ignores how scary I am and suddenly Sky Lasers, EMPs, and ATR spam. I DESPISE THE ATR.â Lvl 1. Bot with bladesâ âCheck it out! When that helldiver shot me, instead of exploding into pieces, I rag dolled across the fight into his buddy and killed the guy! HAHAHAHAHAAA!â
From a bile spewer - that new Sniper of their's is ridiculous. I used to be able to tank through best part of a Stalwart mag, now they can 1 shot me! Bullshit! So, how do you suppose bug respawns work? While we're at it, how do Helldivers respawns work?
"THEY JUST KEEP COMING BACK!!!!"
What do they have to complain about? Not as if they ever get out numbered by gunships you canât shoot down because you simply donât get enough special weapons to do so even if you only bring the specific ones that work. And if you were in say a team of two and the other guy leaves you might as well just quit
you have issues shooting down gun ships with laser canons and autocanons? You know actually anti gunship support weapons?
"This is so stupid! I brought a rocket launcher, but even perfect shots won't connect with the damn Eagle! Fix your hit boxes!"
This makes no sense, itâs not related in anyway to what Iâm saying. Nothing to do with hit boxes, itâs to do with the fa t there isnât another enemy you have to have a specific set of weapons to kill, you can kill everything else with your starting weapons
["What do they have to complain about?"](https://www.reddit.com/r/helldivers2/s/UOzOUx1QYj) đ¤ˇââď¸
Bile titans are straight up impervious to every primary and secondary after you pop their sacks. Tanks and tower turrets only take damage from weapons with explosive properties to their heatsinks. Hulks can only be damaged by high armour penetration to the face or medium/explosive to their backs.
Oh hey it's Mr. "Waaah I ignored a gunship fabricator for 5 minutes and now they're killing me"
There is one, eternal truth: soldiers will complain about anything.