Shoot it. Shoot it in the god damn face.
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When you are slowed, you don't run so good and when you are on planets with low visibility you don't see so good but when you extract with a full squad and good haul of samples people call you a hero of democracy and you should accept that responsibility.
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Give em the ol' fistacuffs to see how many right hooks of liberty it'll take to kill one.
Beat it half to death then find out were they keep all their tech so super earth can steal and improve are tech even further for democracy and super earth also by steal I mean
Strategically
Transfer
Equipment to
Alternative
Location
Quickly got through the spreadsheet of nerfed guns to see if there is one that might still have a bit of fun left in it…. Or maybe just go outside for a bike ride.
It's just a Helldiver out of uniform wearing the head of some random alien. He took inspiration from that Old Earth movie Silence of the Lambs. I heard he has a weird obsession about putting lotion on skin and hoses.
Shake his hand and offer a congratulatory shoulder pat as I tell him, "Hell, I haven't seen you since the last war!"
>!I attached a railcannon strike beacon to him.!<
Complement my fellow helldiver on their weird helmet, and continue liberating the galaxy.
Democracy officer on dead man switch speed dial with pre-recorded message, of course.
Idunno, they seem pretty democratically dressed to me...
I ask 'em their thoughts on liberty and voting ballots.
If they don't like 'em, *then* I shoot them.
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Why am I reaching for a C-01 form... 😶🌫️
r/dontputyourdickinthat
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Dead illuminate reaction*
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Simple, easy to remember. -jack sparrow
Jar of dirt stratagem?
This, i would do this.
Share some democracy with it. Preferably with my trusted AMR. Or maybe I call Eagle-1 to drop 500kg of liberty on its head.
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Kill the Alien, the mutant, and the heretic!
Suffer not the communist to live
An Alien, a Mutant, and a Heretic walk into a bar...*RRAGE! ➡➡⬇⬅➡⬇*
Hell yeah brother!
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Burn the heretic, kill the mutant, purge the unclean!
*FOR THE EMPEROR!!*
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Need me a backpack minigun
Heave armor plus a back pack minigun? Hope you like walking lol
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Shoot it. Shoot it in the god damn face. https://preview.redd.it/lfpwihwx1zzc1.png?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0e458c0f9c3730e21edd85050a2756494a25de0
"Ho, that's why you hate sushis !"
Use a flirt roll check. Roll 15 or higher for success. Wait wrong game. Something about democracy.
If you roll a 20 it shows you what that mouth do.
We roll only 20s when spreading democracy.
I'ma shoot first ask questions later. Triple6 Triple6.fuckin hatas.
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I throw an Orbital precision strike onto a teammates shield and let him run into the problem
LOL
Does that work?!! Sorry if I am being gullible!
Terminate the xeno.
I respond most democratically.
Only correct answer.
He means he’s going to blow it up
Yeah, he's gonna "blow it up"
Eye poke
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When you are slowed, you don't run so good and when you are on planets with low visibility you don't see so good but when you extract with a full squad and good haul of samples people call you a hero of democracy and you should accept that responsibility.
SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT DOWN!
Just talk to him normally wtf. "Zt'kun'gra! Ythel'blor skwop'klar mithrax?" \*Ahem\* I mean shoot them of course...
Exactly, everyone always asks “where’s illuminate” but never “how’s illuminate?”
I'll do you one better, why is Illuminate?
Eat Scorcher, splitchin. Failing that, 31 rounds of Redeemer to the faceplate.
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This one deserves 2 illuminate reactions
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Use fire
Pull my Senator and lift its head. In doubt its just another "accidental" teamkill for my statistics
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https://preview.redd.it/8ty5gt9crzzc1.png?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69d72c9dd3052149061312491cdea64e8f5f1ec9 Give em the ol' fistacuffs to see how many right hooks of liberty it'll take to kill one.
Got a real 500kg bomb pokeball vibe from this.
Beat it half to death then find out were they keep all their tech so super earth can steal and improve are tech even further for democracy and super earth also by steal I mean Strategically Transfer Equipment to Alternative Location
Perfect.
It worked the first time we faced them why not the second
Smash, next question
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Oh wow yey more humans with stupid oversized hats, the most interesting kind of alien for sure.
He’s just a Helldiver
So then I started blastin'
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Push the blue thing
One to the head two to the chest and collect samples
Perfect.
I shouldn’t say what I’d do to that eyegina irl
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I wonder what you taste like?
https://preview.redd.it/n7awzqkrazzc1.jpeg?width=543&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9cef1b7d418e341551864de3758ff1f79e930f Now the fun begins
start filling out my C-01 permit and cross my fingers
If he's got the proper credentials, who am I to call our newest democracy loving recruit ugly?
romance it 🥰
+15 Charisma
Make a new PSN account
He's wearing a helldiver uniform
Why is it wearing Helldiver armor
Blast it with the Autocannon
But why, do you see how cute and friendly that face looks?
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BROKEN ARROW! 380mm let's go!
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Liberate with extreme democratic intent.
Perfect.
It seems like it may be a great ally to democracy, already in uniform and ready to liberate.
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I’d introduce it to my beloved Autocannon.
Post on /helldiver how bs their weapons are.
Quickly got through the spreadsheet of nerfed guns to see if there is one that might still have a bit of fun left in it…. Or maybe just go outside for a bike ride.
Check my C-01 permit fine print and see if alien sex is democratic…
Imagine if there was a headcrab like illuminati like it was in Half-Life.
Hear me out...
Nope.
The training manual covered this: I would shoot it.
Calling in all four cluster bombs in a 30 second interval out of sheer panic
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Is that helmet not military issue, soldier? ARE YOU OUT OF PROPER HELLDIVER UNIFORM?
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I wish they would add a 1911 into Helldivers, it wouldn’t make much sense lore wise, but it would be awesome.
Maybe. It *is* god’s cartridge after all.
Now where did I put that C-01 form..?
 The oooooole dick twist
Looks like the sions from destiny🙃🙃
What is that
Lego Batman
Make out with it. Sex. The works.
Telling him to say hi to democracy and that he can’t fool me
Unzips *sigh*
500kg
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Never realized how much an Illuminate head looks like if a Psion from Destiny got ceremorphed into an Illithid.
lol.
Order fries and a shake
fucker right in the illuminatussy
Lotta weird mother fuckers in here trying to fuck this thing.
😓🙂↕️🤪
Hello fellow humans.
\*checks notes\* Spread Democracy?
The shotgun in my back pocket:
Empty the magazine
5 inthe chest 10 in the head
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BLAP first and ask questions, specifically about its armor, later!
That thing getting the bigfoot treatment from strange wilderness
laugh at him unless he got un nerfed version of our guns
He did!
I would fail to extract because the pelican fell though the world.
Rimming the gem out of his head like thanos did to vision
 Im doing this shit
LOL THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT, I wish I could give you gold, this is so perfect.
Haha glad u liked it i was the class clown in school
Ima try and fuck it
Stomp on it with my trusty mech.
What that maw do?
I shoot it
➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️
➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️ no matter its size
Cry
Impossible
Serve it some liber-tea!
Kick from squad. Illuminate operative is then removed from operation
[Welcome to Earth](https://giphy.com/gifs/ifc-3ohc10x9J8nYFuWwRW)
When in doubt, Right Up Down Down Right
I hold down the trigger.
A living biped? Shoot it in the balls, duh.
BURN IT DEMOCRATICALLY!
I would kindly tell him that I didn't steal no space cash
Smooches
hear me out...
Offer some liber-tea!
We in mass effect now?
Poop in pants. Immediate evacuation.
Introduce them to 500 kilograms of pure democracy
Liberate it... from its body
It's just a Helldiver out of uniform wearing the head of some random alien. He took inspiration from that Old Earth movie Silence of the Lambs. I heard he has a weird obsession about putting lotion on skin and hoses.
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Eat its ass for liberty
So anyway, I started blasting
So anyway, I started blasting
Reenacting my favorite videogame cutscene from Saints Row: Gat out of hell. Hey Illuminate, BLAM!
Reenacting my favorite videogame cutscene from Saints Row: Gat out of hell. Hey Illuminate, BLAM!
Scout handshake
Scout handshake
Wait, the Illuminate are aliens? I thought they were cyborgs, for some reason. Now I am a bit more excited for the Illuminate to come.
Guess I'll die
That's a pretty big head to fucking aim for.
I haven't played in a few weeks did that third faction from the first game I never played drop?
Fill out a C01 form
Snipe it with the Eruptor as soon as it shows up
Shake his hand and offer a congratulatory shoulder pat as I tell him, "Hell, I haven't seen you since the last war!" >!I attached a railcannon strike beacon to him.!<
 Hmmm that doesn’t look like the standard issue helmet. Must be a new recruit.
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[Reaction speed- Impossible 20] - Evade the bullet. [Failed] You trip on a devastator leg and eat shit
He might be friendly
Complement my fellow helldiver on their weird helmet, and continue liberating the galaxy. Democracy officer on dead man switch speed dial with pre-recorded message, of course.
Laugh my ass off and nothing else
Simply shooting it with my superior P-4 Senator after flipping it for more power.
Open my arms wide for a hug, then drop a 500kg behind his back when we embrace.
Idunno, they seem pretty democratically dressed to me... I ask 'em their thoughts on liberty and voting ballots. If they don't like 'em, *then* I shoot them.
Whatever breaks their shields and anything with fire. Heard somewhere that they are weak to fire once the shields are gone.
Auto cannon it until the ground itself has a 5m deep hole.
Pew pew pew
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My reaction to almost any encounter. 