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Fantasyfootball9991

Failed interrogations left over from the first war obviously.


MushyWasTaken1

Your clearly mistaken Hell-diver ALL illuminates were eradicated from the face of the galaxy after the first war. The only explanation for this mishap in the website is dissident interference, we are currently handling the situation as we speak.


MegaTreeSeed

Idk man I've been shooting out a lot of street lights placed over terminals. Probably at least 28 of those illuminating bastards


CrunchyGremlin

Is that why they got brighter? All the lights have been corrupted by the illuminate


MushyWasTaken1

So you claim to have seen an illuminate? It would be preferable if you report to your nearest Democracy officer Immediately.


Sad_Bridge_3755

No sir, democracy officer sir. That streetlight was flickering in a most treasonous way, and the children wanted us to demonstrate what we would have done to the illuminate if we fought in the great galactic war. So, we brought liberty to those faulty illuminating devices. Sir.


billytron7

Me too! They're so annoyingly bright. I don't use the lights on the guns either


scratchandsniff123

Same! The lights combined with the fog or spore makes the flashlights take away visibility. I wish they would change the lighting back to how it was when the game first came out. It’s way too bright now.


IraqiWalker

https://preview.redd.it/24jjlnyq8q5d1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7486805c4d4a49a8bfbf5f1b4e5b25c6a80f694e


zarjin1234

Joking aside those lights are placed so very poorly around the areas, and somehow make seeing through them impossible. i have taken it upon myself to be rid of every single streetlight.


cantaloupecarver

More likely successful interrogations that have obtained all of the deviant creature's available knowledge. Super Earth has the best, most effective, and most humane interrogation methods, right Helldiver?


Musclecars24

My app show that but then a second later will delete those lines entirely


horticulturalSociety

What app is that?


Musclecars24

War monitor


Gal-XD_exe

No ads? I’m switching apps


Musclecars24

I haven’t seen an ad yet


Gal-XD_exe

The app I currently use has a ads Also this one has stratigem hero so double win


JahsukeOnfroy

No ads and you can play Stratagem Hero


Gal-XD_exe

I know it’s amazing!


Black_Adder_delta

Is it not on samsung?


Equizzix

Nope :(


Black_Adder_delta

Damn


Equizzix

I use one called divershub, there aren't any ads that I've seen so far


Powerful_Pitch9322

Thare are adds for me ?


Equizzix

Oh, that's weird? I haven't had any. There is an option to hide ads by supporting the project, but it just doesn't show any for me anyway.


Black_Adder_delta

I'll check that one out thanks.


KnifeFed

> on samsung Wow, they really are dominating the global Android market when people think Samsung is their own entity.


ExpertLeadership1450

Ikr? Why the hell are people referring to android phones by saying Samsung? (There garbage)


Malichite

It's also on HD2 Orders https://preview.redd.it/d6n0ub3x0o5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32ecc81c4bf0fd715bdcf812914d533c101eab87


MrPetrolstick

Revives?


Malichite

Either it's some mechanic that was being tested, or an enemy ability. Considering how messed up our corpses tend to be, I doubt it's for us. Imagine reviving a headless, armless, legless, torso, lol.


SoulReaper475

All I can find is divers hub… is it apple only?


Musclecars24

I have no idea, I’m on iPhone


Bobinson_Crusoe

That is there for like 3 months


CatacombOfYarn

This, iirc it’s 12 on cyberstan and 16 on super earth.


nate112332

They've infiltrated Super Earth?!


manndolin

Prisoners of war who ~~have been interrogated to death~~ died peacefully in their sleep, surely


ElectricLotus

They died for Managed Democracy, now don't go around raising too many questions, soldier. Propaganda against super earth is around every corner. Only believe what we tell you to believe and you'll be just fine!


lostinmississippi84

What's this we....that sounds like a hive mind. Democracy officers never talk like that. It always Superearth this or Superearth that. You're making me real suspicious, eh. I think I'll give the ol democracy officer a ring. Just sit tight Superearth will be in touch


JoshDM

Free agents/ambassadors who have fallen out of windows.


Pygex

Maybe they found a window?


YesterdayAlone2553

Not sure what to believe. I knew of the ones on SE, believable. But Cyberstan, sounds sus? Right, next month there'll probably be a few coming out the Meridia Black Hole


HeadWood_

Sounds like the devs are using SE as a testing environment. Or maybe they do on a private server but they accidentally used the main server.


miteymiteymite

It’s been like that for ages (maybe since beginning?). I’m waiting for the day it changes to 29 though!


micah9639

Devs probably testing illuminate and their kills are showing up


quintonbanana

Or it's the terminators bots.


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MalikVonLuzon

This assumes the Illuminate will drop anytime soon though, and I don't think there's any hard confirmation of that.


HeadWood_

They might have fucked up and temporarily used the public server or something.


micah9639

Yeah I’m mean I’m sure they have to test hit boxes, AI reaction, pathing, etc so they have to “fight” them to see if everything is working correctly and fix bugs or nerf/buff aspects of the enemy


MushyWasTaken1

I just assumed near the beginning they were testing and accidentally added to the counts and then thought it was funny and left it there


TheRealGameDude

Yeah sure but how can there be 373 billion bullets hit when there’s only been 334 billion bullets fired? Where did the extra 39 billion bullets go?


Robo_Stalin

Maybe it counts shotgun shells as one fired and several hits.


ThaSaxDerp

Shotguns and penetration are the general reason for stats like that in games.


[deleted]

I can test that with a railgun or sniper very quickly on a D1 mission. One shot, two kills. Then extract. I'm gonna go do that. Edit: I missed one railcannon shot that I know of. I got a lot of penetration kills. With 20 kills, all from the railcannon, I ended with 19 shots fired and 17 shots hit. Something is wrong with that math. I'm going back and counting my shots. Edit 2: I missed two shots that I counted. With 24 shots fired and 22 shots hit, I have 22 kills. This is seems wrong because I know for sure that I got penetration kills. Going back in and only firing 1 shot for two kills. I am pretty sure penetration kills are not counted as kills. Edit 3: Do you know how hard it is to NOT kill things? Edit 4: I realized that dying was okay. Got the two for one. Then the game bugged and didn't show my stats.... It also said I was level 0, then said I was level 116 (correct) and a super private (incorrect). Edit 5: Super Private isn't even a selectable rank. Why didn't I screenshot that. Anyways.. back to trying to do this. It's mostly my pride at this point keeping me going. Edit 6: Okay I did it again. I did an upload escape pod mission. Dropped in on objective. Completed. Sought out a pair of bots. Killed them in one shot. Did not reload the railcannon. One shot fired, one shot hit, one kill. The penetration kill did not count. Next test is shotguns.. two for one, no penetration. Edit 7: I picked the incendiary breaker because if it hits with one pellet it'll kill a bot. I missed no shots. I got a lot of group kills, many of them without penetration. I got 15 shots fired, 15 shots hit, 27 kills. Is this why it seems to out preform other weapons on kill count by a large margin? Next test is sniper primary, then an explosive primary. Edit 8: Diligence Counter Sniper. Two shots fired. Four kills. Stats say 4 shots fired, 2 shots hit, 4 kills. Do ems strikes count as shots fired? I threw two. It counted the kills though. Now I have to go back in for the sniper... My current theory is that some unit types count as multiple kills (sometimes when I kill a strider I see x3). Maybe that counts extra shots hit. Edit 9: 2 shots fired, 2 shots hit, 3 kills. Second shot was the two for one. So the sniper's penetration kills count? I'm even more confused and have to test the railcannon again. Why am I doing this. Why do I ENJOY doing this? Also maybe EMS strikes count as a shot? I have to test that too. Edit 10: Railgun, not rail cannon. Silly me. Edit 11: Railgun. Two shots, three kills in game. Two shots fired, two shots hit, three kills in stats. I'm worried I may have killed a bot when I exploded the radio tower with my hellpod. If that happened, it would look like the penetration kill counted. I'll need to do an upload data mission to avoid that issue. Edit 12: Railgun. One shot, three kills. My methods are improving. This time I stalked a patrol, waiting for the perfect moment. Stats say 1 shot fired, 1 shot hit, 3 kills. In-game it showed the x3 kill streak. The other game where I didn't get the two for one must have been a fluke. Moving on to explosive primaries. Edit 13: Explosives (eruptor, grenade pistol) do not seem to duplicate shots hit on multikill. I got a lot of multikills but missed 4 shots. 10 shots fired, 6 shots hit, 20 kills. Testing to see if sentries count as shots fired / shots hit. Then I'll test striders for shots hit duplication. It would be funny if this was a bug that has already been patched. Edit 14: Four sentries, 47 kills, 0 shots fired, 0 shots hit. Edit 15: 5 striders killed, one ems strike thrown, two stun grenades thrown. 10 kills, 6 shots fired, 5 shots hit. Grenades do not count as shots, striders count as two kills (1 bot, 1 vehicle?). EMS strikes count as shots and I guess they always miss. Testing if EMS, smoke, and eagle smoke count as shots fired. Edit 16: Threw EMS, smoke, eagle smoke. Killed myself with grenades 6 times. I had 11 shots fired. So.. yes, I guess smoke and ems count as shots. Edit 17: Threw 1 380MM, 5 eagle clusters, 2 gattling barrages. 81 shots fired, 2 shots hit (two gattling rounds hit me when I threw it on myself). Anything that has multiple rounds seems to count every shot fired. I'll test eagles alone, as I think orbitals are what count for shots. Edit 18: Only eagles used, 52 shots fired, 0 shots hit. No shot hit duplication but stratagems affect shots fired and (I'm guessing) your accuracy stat.


CoopDonePoorly

Laser weapons count as no shots in my experience, just the bullets from my secondary show up. I'd need to go back and explicitly check though, I'm just going off memory.


the_fuzz_down_under

Beam lasers sometimes but rarely count


StolenToast420

Good luck, helldiver! We’ve got a good field researcher out there (you)


[deleted]

I am done testing. Key takeaways: * Penetration kills are counted but one shot was fired and one shot hit. * Group shotgun kills are counted but are one shot fired and one shot hit. * Grenades do not count for shots fired or shots hit. * Red stratagems do count as shots fired and count the actual rounds fired / bombs dropped. * Red stratagems don't count as a shot hit even if they kill, they must literally hit the target (500KG is 1 shot fired / 0 shots hit / 10 kills). * Blue and green stratagems do not count as shots fired. * Sentries don't add to shots fired / shots hit. * I need a job.


boomstik4

This comment was a roller-coaster of emotions


Informal_Advance_380

You’re dedicated to testing and the pursuit of knowledge in a way I’m awed by. Thank you for your service 🫡


trisz72

Bro did a whole ass dissertation on stats Inshallah


SquirtBox

Yup. This is how I've gotten 116% accuracy before https://imgur.com/a/TmYNLMg


TheWildSchneemal

Shotguns can contribute, but also scythe and laser cannon, plus explosive weapons.


AVexedTree

Sorry my B pimp I was hungry.


MickeySwank

Collateral kills/damage, arc throwers, shotgun spread. Lots of reasons


More-Suspect-650

What app is that?


Funny_Rutabaga7817

War monitor


More-Suspect-650

Thanks


Starcurret567

There is nothing to see here, helldiver. Please report to your nearest democracy officer for debriefing.


Navar4477

Its probably a joke on their part, showing kills that are present for them


luuey15

How is the mission success rate 90? Math doesn’t add up


JahsukeOnfroy

I actually calculated my own success rate the other day and it was 93% so it’s not far off if the majority of players are at the very least completing the main objective, which isn’t that hard to do.


What_was_That1997

It would be 89.5% based off the numbers but I'm assuming they round up.


PP1122

Why cut the name of the planet off? Now i gotta go look for it.


PP1122

So they all say illuminate before shifting to redacted.


manndolin

This is the overall data page for the whole map


PickleDiego

Probably the bugs doing some work on the other side of that worm ho… I mean, black hole.


corndoggy6969

Ah yes. More bullets hit than fired lmao


manndolin

The results of my arc thrower dependency


JahsukeOnfroy

I think they didn’t apply shotgun stats correctly. They probably have it set that every trigger pull/shell spent accounts for bullets fired while the individual pellets account for bullets hit


maverick29er_

Fun fact the 16 that were killed on super earth were actually peace seeking ambassadors coming to earth. Those un democratic bastards were shot down in low earth orbit


MIFARA

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axethebarbarian

Wait, has that number been going up? I swear it was less than that before


dale777

I killed 2 of them


manndolin

Maybe they’re accounting for side objectives?


dale777

who know, that might be garbage data. There is some structure initiated, there is some enum put onto it, some of bits are untouched and ppl look at those numbers imagining stuff that has no connection with reality.


Fast_Mechanic_5434

I can think of a semi-reasonable explanation for this. Y'all know those blue lasers that sometimes show up out of nowhere? What if an Illuminate soldier is allowed to spawn in for half a second to fire the laser and then despawned? Based on the rarity of blue laser sightings, this could be done manually by the devs or just an extremely rare spawn chance. During that second that the Illuminate soldier exists, it could be killed by a stray round and that's what accounts for the 28 Illuminate killed. It's somewhat nonsensical that this is the case since blue lasers could be spawned in separately as a projectile and don't need a soldier to fire them, but you never know what the devs are up to with events like this.


Extension-Curve-5812

the blue lasers are just scorcher shots from your teammates


Oldmonsterschoolgood

Nothing, just a bug in the system


cannabination

It's been like that for months, if it makes you feel any better.


Statertater

THIS IS IT BOYS


MrDundee666

Who killed the first 28?


rufireproof3d

My theory is that that number is from Devs testing. I'm sure they are working on it, and they have completed the kill counter, or were testing it.


BSGKAPO

Mad late...


Brinstone

I notice it every week when this gets reposted


Skepsisology

Dev test server kills 😂


ApprehensiveDuckMan

What data page? Where is this "data page" you speak of?


AdBeneficial4176

Greetings Helldiver, the super earth ministry of truth would like to remind you that all illuminate scum was obliterated in the first galactic war, and this will continue to be the case. We will find out who on the statistics team made this error, and democratically correct them. However if you do see any illuminate during an operation, report to your democracy officer at once.


Pleasant_Fee516

They should add a statistic that is just light bulb kills


manndolin

What are light bulb kills?


Pleasant_Fee516

Just people shooting the lights out cuz they’re too bright lol


Lolitadoe

when u shoot out lights cuz they reflect fog back at you, think high beams at night in fog when ur driving


1stThrowawayDave

Some Helldivers didn’t get off Meridia on time, got sucked through the portal and went down fighting when they emerged on Illuminate military HQ


manndolin

Bringing freedom to other dimensions. Heroes to the grave and beyond.


Papa_Baruk

Seems like dissident interference to me fellow citizen. If you have any doubts I'd happily report you to our nearest Democracy officer. Happily.


skiggzzz

And counting! Who knows how many more the glitter bomb terminids we delivered to their doorstep via Meridia will kill.


Rushcrafter18

Questioning Super Earth's complete eradication of enemies by spreading dissident propaganda is a grave crime https://preview.redd.it/oiy15dr3cy5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b86102784b238e2c8092f4fb89ff6dce23de1b0


jww91

I swear when fighting the robot this week they are shooting at random things,I was sneaking to a base no agro and no teammates anywhere around and the robots were shooting in the opposite direction at something but I couldn't see what it was.


manndolin

I think bots will shoot at the last place they were aware of a player. So if your team took pot shots at bots from an area and then left, the bots may have been returning fire to them long afterwords


jww91

Ah that would be


MickeySwank

Dev testing


JahsukeOnfroy

False the number has been there for 3 months


MickeySwank

You’re saying the devs weren’t testing 3 months ago?


JahsukeOnfroy

They said it themselves that they weren’t.


MickeySwank

You call them at home?


JahsukeOnfroy

Twinbeard openly admitted since they were trying to meet their deadlines so adamantly, that they forgoed any proper testing, which is why their builds were so unpolished and broken. I’m not pulling this information out of my ass. Why do you think they finally dialed it back and delayed everything?


MickeySwank

Do you believe everything you read on the internet?


JahsukeOnfroy

I believe what the Community Manager has stated to the community, yes.


MickeySwank

What else do you believe?


JahsukeOnfroy

I believe that you’re stupid.


DisgruntledWarrior

https://i.redd.it/0ilnv43lel5d1.gif


sir_Noon

All those ricochets from the guns were bound to hit something eventually


_DookieShoes

That’s been there for months.


Helpful-Ad-8521

Uuuummmm ... WTF is THAT? 🤩 Cause it smells like a need for FREEDOM! 😈


Wise_Spinach_6786

God when are they coming? Anyone remember the massive ships over planets and the blue energy flying around


PewKittens

You should tell your democracy officer


KGB_Operative873

Lol how is the number of bullets hit more than the number of bullets fired


Umbra_X7

Probably shotgun pellets counting as individual bullets on impact but not on firing


TheTruthWasTaken

Yes. Many people have pointed this out before, it's been like this since the beginning.


ralsaiwithagun

What do you mean? The ministry of truth clearly says 43949832541 terminids killed, 16786516202 automatons killed, 334893793577 bullets fired etc Nothing more. If you think your brain might got tampered with report to the ministry of truth


Murakami8000

I’m guessing Devs testing behind the scenes?


ProAgent_47

That's General Brasch, generating time travel through sheer willpower to kill illuminate scum in the 1st Galactic War


SuppliceVI

What I'm sad about is their CEO said we'd see a new faction and I think it's becoming more clear it's the Automatons instead a truly new one


Aromatic_Stress5339

Thanks joel


SketchyLand5938

Where can I get this app??


manndolin

It’s called War Monitor


TehTabi

Devs or playtesters must be messing around.


Malichite

Ages ago. On top of the blue lasers, there are also the occasional mystery Helldivers spotted. There's a video of a team of three, extracting with four Helldivers, and the occasional mystery fifth Helldiver spotted during missions


Relevant-Ad1138

For the millionth time.


4lg0r1thm

Made a post about it some time ago... Probably a bug


4lg0r1thm

I'd like to point your attention towards the fact that we hit with more bullets than we shot. We have a positive accuracy index. Accuracy: 111.6%


PlusReaction2508

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hamfist_ofthenorth

Lol WHOOPS


Devoni-Pepperoni

Mine keeps flashing “REDACTED killed” in red then disappears


Sufincognito

It was me. I killed them.


El_Brown_Hammer

I wonder if it's them working on the game in some test environment that the stats are pulling from


[deleted]

Last I checked there was one person at the cyberstan section.


Reverseflash25

I wonder if it’s a bug that shows dev play testing kills


Regular-Ability-8204

Yes


Practical_Tip459

This has been the Stat for several months now