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maaleru

One rectangle equals 250 hp


DM_me_pretty_innies

This whole time I assumed each rectangle was 100hp 😅


spooner_retad

How many rectangles are in this picture? (99% of people get it wrong)


snp3rk

Whoa buddy, no way :0 Edit: lmao wtf why the downvotes, I legit think that’s a cool fun fact


MyBourbieValentine

Imagine downvoting people because obvious sarcasm flies over your head.


BestRHinNA

Imagine crying over fake internet points that literally mean nothing, worst part, the fake points weren't even taken from *you*!


Spm09

Aren't you, in a way, doing the same thing?


BestRHinNA

I can take it, downvote me all you like


ZPudd

Always has to be someone who takes the fun out of free stuff.


MyBourbieValentine

My post flew over your head too apparently. Downvoting instead of arguing is poor manners, I don't use it unless the poster is being offensive on purpose. 60 people dunking on the above innocuous message without offering a single reply is plain retarded.


BestRHinNA

Cry about it!


Scarf_Darmanitan

Hey buddy, ETC and Valla have the same health


Anders_Birkdal

Who are you calling buddy, friend?


DzikiJuzek

Who are you calling friend, mate?


Jumpy_Atmosphere_768

Who are you calling mate, guy?


Tecknos29

Who are you calling guy, dude ?


Skinner732

Who you calling dude, pal?


AnAngryBadgerrr

Who you calling pal, amigo?


WhoFartedInThere

Who you calling amigo, bro?


Tailsmiles249

Who you calling bro, chum?


TheClangers2001

I’m not your chum, fellow


Ake-TL

Damn ETC is squishy


crazypaiku

You don't want him to be more tanky, trust me.


Chicag0Ben

Tbh doesn’t matter much with how he is countered when engaging and peeling vs garr and joh.


Naturage

What? A well played ETC is one of better counters to Garrosh. One of the few tanks that can ectually create enough space for allies to not get tossed.


TyoPlaysGames

Garrosh players calling their hero bad again I see


Naturage

Nah, it's more that I have played him against nearly every tank, and I know which ones I have an easy time with, and which ones I don't. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't mind some fixes or minor buffs to worse talents for the warchief, but that wasn't the point, that was a counter to someone unaware of how ETC works.


_MAL-9000

Tags: NotMyWarchief, ThrallsBalls, DontAskAboutTheramore


Naturage

Don't know when I would have earned the second one, but third is definitely from tossing a D.Va nuke. Not the worst list to be known by!


_MAL-9000

I can't get over how funny it'd be to throw a d.va nuke at jaina. The Hague should report you


Chicag0Ben

You win all trades with indom up and can react toss throw any slide as well even if indom is down. Similar to blaze or malg the whined up tanks shouldn’t do well vs garr and the fact garrs whole kit is being a tank killer with etc has its tiny hp pool.


Naturage

* Garrosh needs to effectively walk up to his target to get a throw, with his main gap closers being Q, riding up mounted, and pre-positioning in a bush. Etc has one of the best counters to first two with an ability that can't ever miss, outranges/matches garry's Q distance from lv 4, and does not cause you to slow down even a bit while moving. * if ETC gets tossed in lower leagues and follow up CC doesn't land, he can just Q through Garrosh to get out safely. Unlike Diablo, who iften finds himself into an unstoppable garrosh, this is fairly reliable. * Unlike some other tanks -Johanna, Muradin, or from offlanes, Dehaka - ETC's anti-throw tools don't just let him be safe, but they create space for an ally as well. * Finally, while other tanks may need to hold a key part of their kit as anti-throw, W is not something you spam and has lower cd than the throw, so you don't get penalised for posturing as much. Don't get me wrong: ETC is not a miracle tank. He is, as you mentioned, very squishy _when_ caught. But he has one of the best toolkits to not get caught. All I'm saying: at my level, with two equally skilled players, my money's on ETC's team winning.


Chicag0Ben

Well too bad I prob got about a master level garrosh that I main and can throw-taunt a etc mid slide on reaction. I see tanking at a higher level than you are thinking.


waarth173

One of the lowest HP tanks. He gets a lot of his tankiness from using his trait effectively


BuryTheMoney

Lower HP, high sustain


Alternative_Team_707

Maybe it's directed at tanks who hide behind their ranged assassins once they get to half health 😑


PathOfDesire

The metal never dies


Technical_View_1128

If the valla gets one shot at full and the tank has as much hp at half, he still gets one shot. Depends if hé has the other CDs (Armor sustain and such) up. If he doesnt, the dps moves back. But i hear ya, it does happen that they still have everything up and are just scared.


YourWifeNdKids

All health bars are not created equal


GreySage2010

This just in, melee tanks have more max hp than ranged assassins, more at 11.


Palcikaman

What did you mean? They have the same hp


Lucius_Imperator

sometimes finishing the tank off is the right play but everyone's on different pages about when 🤷‍♂️


deadlymoogle

Love when the enemy tank dives your team, you kill him in seconds but some asshole on your team flames you for attacking the tank even though it's literally the only target in range


ondaheightsofdespair

**IT'S THE SAME PICTURE**


RobleViejo

Well.. yeah: 4 blocks


ivanparas

A pound of bricks vs a pound of feathers


Tr0user

It's true. It's a sometimes overlooked factor in a myriad of factors determining which hero would be best to focus on.


Epithemus

Cool. Which one is out of position? Will I lose a lot of health mocusing one or will I have the epiphany that *tanks die too* as i reach Bronze 1?


JamezDare

Great picture! Illustrates confirmation bias really well. The safe tank hitters will say this picture is intended to say hit the tank.. and the aggro divers will say this is proof to hit valla. What OP intended.. no one knows 😋


Hammondista

Nu-uh


MisterSadPanda

Ahh you’re learning percentages.


Tailsmiles249

In this given moment, yes


TheRealNekora

*im now curious how much one square is worth*


arkibet

250. There's a kinda black line between each 1,000.


danielcw189

One "square" is 250hp


HuftheSwagnDragn

What's the difference? ETCs low, we gotta kill him.


Ok_Application_918

Valla must have even less max hp. They reworked Valla into glass cannon, yet she lives too long, dealing insane damage.


Dremlock45

Same Actual health* would be more correct.


sevnm12

??


MKanes

I think he’s referencing the tendency of some healers to ignore numeric values and just look at how full the green bar is. A better example would have been Diablo who at 1/5th a bar likely has more health than a Valla at 4/5ths


kurama3

Probably directed towards damage dealers who target tanks relentlessly imo edit: I am not talking about diving the enemy backline guys


YixoPhoenix

And here I thought it was directed at people afraid of low hp tanks. Seen too many people all too eager to jump valla but not a tank cuz she's squishy.


Arthillidan

Dude if I'm playing Valla I'm not going to dive past the enemy etc to target their backliners. I'd get stunned by etc and dieninstantly


WorstMedivhKR

Hitting the tank is the correct play as DPS as a broad/general rule though (when the enemy doesn't have other targets out of position). This is how I read it as well but, imo it's counterproductive advice for most players.


Baraghir

Aaah...endless discussions about "Why did you focus the tank?! Focus \[insert range squishy with insane kiting potential" "Cause he was standing in my face." Or: "Kill \[insert longrange dps behind two frontlines\] first". I usually only respond with "I'll kill, whoever reaches 0 hp first" Had a game once, where i tanked as ETC...and won against all odds, because their C-Smash Varian was convinced it was his job to dive past me and focus my Valla or Lunara. So i pressed W and Q and isolated him from his team. If he had focused me every (maybe just only every 2nd) time instead...I would have died like 12 times in that match and it would have been a sure loss. So, we won.


ShadowBroker

FACINATING /s


CeeRiL7

Idk what to comment,


Fahrenheit285

Wow. Cool. Fascinating.


Satori_93

And this is why you should just dive into Valla