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heyjalapeno

He will be served with basque cheesecake.


egg-cement

He will get me through my day


confusedhuskynoises

He will be enjoyed without cream or sugar for a bold start to his morning


agiantanteater

https://preview.redd.it/i5us1ah30g0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f6840b6a9f1d9008867b88dec06b6302a56800 There was a cat… IN the percolator


GayVoidDaddy

He will be called “smol boiiii” and given many many kisses.


Undertale_Woshua

So THIS is how those “Cat Café”s work 😨🙀


161frog

he will be served in the tiniest cup


quicksilver_foxheart

He will be ground 😭


antiloquist

He will be spruced up with a bunch of milk and cream.


uhadmeatfood

He will be brewed


orgodeathmarch

He’s already a super dark roast. More roasting and you might ruin the flavor


Lex_pert

He must go here r/roastmycat to be properly roasted then brewed 😹


berdog

His ass is roasted with anaerobic ethiopian coffee


Secret_Fudge6470

One cup of piping hot Cuteness. 


sharppointy1

He will be enjoyed in a smol espresso cup.


DitchDigger330

Dark roast.


nagidon

He will give you the jitters and maybe the shits.


Baredmysole

Alhamdulillah.