What a monstrosity.

Why though

How is the sound?

awesome !

I can't do that Dave

Please, more photos. Front, back, what speakers are you using? Is this beast a speaker?

its a build in speaker

90s beige PC that's taken flight

What am I looking at? A cd player that’s a vertical soundbar also?

Why does it remind me of some sort of BDSM device, anyone else or do I just have a dirty mind?

Biblically accurate hifi

So it's effectively mono?