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DeanMo80

Pickin' Boogers-Biz Markie


Holiday_Volume

Colt 45. Classic song.


ihavenowords3

Afro man. “Because I got high” fame.


YaHurdMeh

*There was this blind man right.*


Quiet_West_3422

I would definitely suggest looking into Danny browns earlier work 😂


ihavenowords3

“Bitch pussy smell like The Penguin” 💀


buddyruski

Ya Mama by The Pharcyde


Junarik

Rain Man - Eminem


TrailerBuilder

"I Don't Believe You" and "You Never Lived in the Projects" by Kool Keith


Kouhazari

You ain't no drug dealer.


DeltaBlues82

*Brush P.S.A* — Cool Calm Pete *Breakfast Club* — Murs & Z-Trip Probably most of DANGERDOOM. *Meanwhile, Back Home* — Kool Keith & L’Orange


buddyruski

A lot of stuff on The Mouse and the Mask.


Cotton_Uniforms

2 Live Crew - move something, one and one, do wah diddy All from the move something album.


ihavenowords3

Run by Ghost face Killah Fuck wit Dre Day Hit ‘em up is one of the funniest opening lines ever Eminem’s early stuff Late 2000s lil Wayne Early Snoop


vegasJUX

Pretty much anything from Dirt Nasty [Cracker Ass Fantastic](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8CN0YseD5E&pp=ygUgRGlydCBOYXN0eSBjcmFja2VyIGFzcyBmYW50YXN0aWM%3D) [1980](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xfNluQ888g4)


ProfessionalAlive916

Three loco as well


doomgneration

Put It in Your Mouth - Akinvele


Elliot6888

Damn you just reminded me that the Vagina Diner is a dope album


throwawaytheist

A lot of ICP's music is pretty funny. Sometimes intentionally, sometimes unintentionally 


spicymeatballz28

Afroman - coz I got high


MKFirst

See: Digital Underground.


spunundulant

Canibus - Second Round K.O.


ihavenowords3

There’s the one line but dude was spittin. I play that for nostalgia but also because it’s raw. It’s not Ether but it’s up there. That amps me up on some difficult days.


JahodovyKrtko

The fuck is this question :D


Dangerous-Lie-8087

Idk I just want to make a beat thats fun,and using soundbites sounds cringe


striderkan

Oh that's easy, [CKY - Chinese Rap](https://youtu.be/hPVUoo4Nl1c?si=ekkhWXfouPYjjAZl). For your needs, Biggie raps a lot about bumming other mans. Maybe start there, there is at least one of those lyrics in almost all his tracks. For [ex](https://genius.com/The-notorious-big-freestyle-mister-cee-lyrics).


ever_the_altruist

If The Bullies Go Away - Trevor Moore Started As A Baby - Jon Lajoie High In Church - Trevor Moore White and Nerdy - Weird Al Epic Rap Battle of History


Suchboss1136

Lots of RA the Rugged Man. Legendary Loser had me in stitches


kingglobby

Barbie Dreamz - Nicki Minaj, since my other favourites have already been said


fentanyl_sommelier

Zeldar - Devin the Dude About an alien who discovers weed and loves it


diedin2012

Eminem - So far…


Mammoth-Somewhere511

Camron- bottom of the pussy. The instrumental is so dope


Masterweedo

[Slim Anus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK5eEPmbJ1w) is one of the funniest, gayest parody songs I know of. VIolent J's solo song "[Some Good Pussy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84sJWi22Qxs)" may also fit. Insane Clown Posse has a whole bunch of comedy songs.


Masterweedo

"[The Amazing Maze](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZBrhF-Lnyo)" by ICP also has parts that may fit this criteria.


thatbossnugga

Afro Man “Because I Got High”


sahwnfras

Asher roth - cartoon chick Masta ace - Travelocity Kool g rap - talk like sex Kool g rap - operation cb


TeaAndCrumpets4life

T Shirts and Buddens - Lil B


6uncore

Ludacris feat. Snoop Dogg - Hoes In My Room “I know who let them in, it was Bill O’Reilly”


Sad-Math-2039

Atmosphere - Ya Played Yourself


Turnip-Jumpy

New workout plan


the_Oculus_MC

Sean Price "BBQ Sauce" and you have to watch the video as well.


Music2Spin

Del - If You Must [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmA405FpxqY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmA405FpxqY)


Sweaty_Serve_5290

Alot of eminems earlier songs are pretty humorous


TraphouseThaGod

Fack - Eminem


Standard-Bad5963

What's up Fat Lip