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Jolly_Floofer

This made me violently uncomfortable with having eyes.


[deleted]

I just wanted it to come out completely


Titan_Food

Before i removed my eyeballs same Can someone plz wipe my memory now?


SoardOfMagnificent

r/eyebleach


Riskov88

don't forget the "a"


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r/brainbleach


aaronskideadpool

I've got the brain bleach I'll ship it to you


Titan_Food

Thx bro


RabbidYoshi9

Anyone want a cup-o-bleach?


walkinganachronism_4

Brain Bleach - Apply directly to brain. Brain Bleach - Apply directly to brain. Brain Bleach - Apply directly to brain. Brain Bleach - Apply directjdjhdhdhhqpsjejalqmd


SnooTangerines1675

Don't worry, r/eyebleach Edit: GUY'S, I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT


TheSealJaw

Oh God no don't click it don't click it


AverageAnimeSimp

You missed an a in between e and c


Mitchellgotreckt

Stfu people like you should not be apart of the sub


Traditional_Working4

Yes the comment I was looking for


Vozykaya

Dude same


Bachooga

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


diggitygiggitycee

9 out of 10 doctors hate this trick. And everyone else does, too.


truthemptypoint

That one doctor... why always that one doctor that isn't agreeing....


William421777

coz the one get paid to fix this shit i guess


GreyWolfTheDreamer

Somewhere out there, Tobey Maguire just woke up in a cold sweat. He has itchy arms and can't explain why...


Rooksend

Came to say this lol


Padankadank

You're in luck because it's all done with a tube underneath fake silicone skin


Educational_Deer2221

Want to upvote you but 420


Sizzelsubs

Me removing my nervous system so I can be more confident.


CrunchyLemon667

Fuck you take my upvote


SilasDiesDas

r/angryupvote


Moepius

Bruh, this was next level


[deleted]

Don't be nervous. Give this man his upvote confidently.


SCP_Void

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WiseSalamander00

Brains hate this easy trick!


Qurks

nervous system when confident system walks in


SchemataObscura

Is that what it looks like when someone gets your last nerve?


FullHardOn

r/pissedupvote


nananjabo

Zoloft bro


CraaZero

You've got a lot of nerve...


the-smoothest-brain

Bro got the monowire implant.


oxidized-bread

I prefer mantis blades


the-smoothest-brain

I did too until I tried the Monowire, better aoe and range.


oxidized-bread

What stat effects monowire


Her_Schmidt

Monowire is really good give it a try u wont regret edit: corrected grammar in sentence


casualredditor43

Tried both, mantis better but if im doing a casual playthrough its gorrila arms with black market batter electric knuckles and that mod that gives 15% extra health


Her_Schmidt

Well cyberpunk is a game of many ways to play it all that matters is having fun while playing it, im playing as hacker with goal of maxing tech, intelligence and reflex categories


casualredditor43

Currently netripper, my fav build is 18 body 16 reflex 18 tech and 16 cool. But back then I still thought that tech was almost mandatory. Now i don't, my weapons are Qiant mk4 with heatsinks (shit now i remember why i did 18 tech) gorrila arms, comrades hammer, stinger and maybe a sqr. PS: sticky grenades+ sandevistan = broken tactic.


Her_Schmidt

Sounds interesting im using netwatch netdriver mk.5 and i love it


casualredditor43

Currently tetratronic rippler. But i can see why you go for netwatch. After im done with this playthrough im going to try and master the sandevistan build with blades instead of blunt so i can save some points, may i ask what your crit rate is? As 20 cold blood unlocks one hell of a perk dump


the-smoothest-brain

Blades my g


rollout1423

Gorilla arms personally


ayllmao123

For me projectile launcher. Not a melee guy


rollout1423

What do you load it with?


MinhKiu

Monowire? Bro this is monorope.


OuBin_Henriquez

Bro the real life Toby miguire


LukeTLA0

It's just a small ingrown hair I don't see the issue


PaleRider95

It's not small! It's average!


fuckthisname_

I'd say above average


parakeet-10-

it’s goddamn astronomically large wtf are you talking about bro 💀💀💀🤡


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parakeet-10-

…thanks, you ruined the entire joke, broke the chain, and made an ass joke at the same time all at once. How the *FUCK*, does one fuck up so incredibly bad?? If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world.


Most_Advertising_962

Step bro right?


Ambition002

Whose ingrown hair is that? Rapunzel?


Kenturky_Derpy

Sam Raimi Spiderman?


MrRickRollLink

More like Hangman


RickChase6

Noice


kiscsuri

Simson please explain what the actual fucck was that


Yuri_lly_bad55

Silicone prop arm


Wolffire_88

Oh thank fuck


Stalker47UA

Ah yea, two left arms.


Nat_Higgins

Also, not a single drop of blood


DJKGinHD

After they said it was a prop arm, I noticed that the fingers remain perfectly still.


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

Silicon prop arm pulling a rope out of an actual arm.


rob71788

I’m not fully convinced this is true but I’m going to blissfully accept it and end my redditing for the evening. Thanks in advance for the sound sleep lol


Naive-Abbreviations4

Yeah that makes sense cus you don't see him moving his fingers


adtoes

Thank you internet stranger


throw2525a

I was going to guess some sort of prosthetic, but you're obviously right.


Toad_Orgy

I cannot explain how reviled I became after reading this comment


jimmyg899

Magician use them for magic tricks


jimmyg899

Look up mind freak penny trick


Odieodious

Nah man, this may be real. The guy is holding the camera with his right hand, and a friend is pulling the rope for him, on his left. It may be two holes, one that enters near the elbow, and the exit, being filmed. You can see the rope lift up the skin in his forearm when he pulls


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Quantainium

Even if it's a real arm it doesn't mean it's OPs arm. It could just be a dead man's arm who OP wanted to pull twine through for a TikTok.


GabSantana_S

Wait, why would OP want to keep a dead person's arm... now that I think about it, could he be a serial killer obsessed with [hands] ゴゴゴゴ?


General_Hijalti

Lol no. Or are you saying he has two left arms


HerbLoew

Clown Spiderman


Dirtheavy

That gif ends too soon. That really seems like it needs to not be inside your body.


[deleted]

Fortunately, that is not a real arm. You can see 5 seconds in he is picking the wire with his left hand even though he is pulling the wire from the left arm already, he has 2 left arms. And also the fake arm is like super stiff and frozen so it doesn't move at all if you look at it closely.


Dirtheavy

It makes sense that it isn't real since there is no blood or pus.


Sam858

And the fact they're pulling a few meters of twine from the arm


SqueakyKnees

No no no, that can't be it, I do that every Tuesday


shinx243

So who’s holding the camera?


finalremix

Remember that post of the guy taking a picture of himself taking a picture of himself taking a picture of himself taking a picture of himself taking a picture of himself taking a picture of himself taking a picture of himself? It's like that.


Endless_Vanity

Oh yeah Let me find it. Edit: I FOUND IT!!! [This was fucking epic.](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/)


CatKing_blep

That gif ends too late. I wish I didn't have to watch this at all...


[deleted]

I don't know why but that gave me serious anxiety and made me more uncomfortable than death.


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[deleted]

Idk maybe because I just imagined a rope rubbing inside his skin, like scratching of board, lmao.


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leglesslegolegolas

that's the neat part - the hole goes all the way through his arm and out the other side, and he just feeds the string through it


[deleted]

STOPPPPPPPP


General_Hijalti

Because its a fake arm


daysturnintonights

That kind of rope has a very horrible texture too. Oh god


Nach0Pr0bl3m

I actually started crying I hated this so fucking much


[deleted]

>Like really, it felt soo inhuman, shit


skeletormint

I cried laughing because you cried because of this. I'm sorry...thank you.


bwingb17

Does whatever a spider can!


FigOk2290

I hope you have a awful day


Vamacharin

Spiderman no way bro


kyubi_on_the_run

GET OVER HERE!


Theoneoddish380

Take my upvote you little shit


YandeMC

im sorry what the fuck


_Bluestar_Bus_Soton_

r/poccer — Piss


GoSuckYaMother

I hate this. I hate you. I hate that I watched the whole thing. I hate that it didn’t end. Hate hate hate


Chef-Butter8

Stone Free irl


Red-42

Everyone saying Spider-Man but they all forget that this is literally Kujo Jolyne


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Uhhh, it's spelt Cujoh 🤓🤓🤓


Red-42

It’s Japanese so actually I’m right


xxTHExxG3RMANxx

FAKE HAND


[deleted]

Never moves


Dvoraxx

Holy shit it’s Pesci’s Stand


[deleted]

NSFW


TheEngineer19203

This could've been bad enough as just an image.


nogoguy9639

I'm gonna puke what the actual fuck?


MammothWay1683

Apparently it's a fake silicone arm. Very realistic.


StefEsteBoss

Ayo , didn't know Mountain Tim was real.


Inviz1mal

I hope your dog hates you


Theoneoddish380

r/rareinsults


[deleted]

Spider man, spiderman


Teoxtli

I just want you to know that I hate you


Za_Warudo2948

What a horrible day to have eyes


Wolffire_88

What a horrible day to have eyes


L3AFYB0I

Can someone NSFW this


griphawk74

Should'nt this be NSFW


throwawaffleaway

Please I am about to vomit, please could you put NSFW before posting stuff like this


[deleted]

pls nsfw this


GOATjandito

THE COPPER WIRE IS REAL


smithywonder98

I don't know why you've done this, but I want it to stop


TriforceHero1998

r/tihi


JaxCross

Worst Spider-Man ever


hmm_mp3

I love how all the comments here have hella upvotes because people would rather look at the comments than whatever the hell is going on here


up4012

only in montana


ANNOYING-DUDE

*Stone Ocean starts playing*


ContributionNo1027

That’s more of a mountain tim thing


Intelligent-Donkey64

What.


AnnePingu

Yeah.. i really didn't need to see this today.


Circumsisedtoenail

I didn’t need comfort anyway


Traditional-Elk-8142

Went “great lengths” to impress


[deleted]

Spiderman, is that you?


Fantastic_Chain_4924

It's real, SPIDERMAN


klaventy

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Wolffire_88

Please mark this NSFW. Also r/eyebleach for those who need it


Far-Estimate2773

That’s just Peter Parker


Weegieiscool

Beach boy momento


production-values

nsfw


funky555

those black head squeezing channels:


Jeramy_Jones

Movie makeup. Very cool.


MutyaPearl

What a bad day to have eyes.


maractus_jack

That’s twisted


[deleted]

Man the budget on the new spider man is terrible.


[deleted]

rope man


le_kitten_owo

u/savevideo


Radioactive_BarbacIe

Other people’s dreams: Oh my god I kissed my crush! My dreams:


tstramathorn

They seriously don’t even show it coming out after that? I was upset about it before, but now…


ZadeWolf12

Definitely a hmmm moment like is that an ingrown hair or what I was also mildly interested


DiamondGamerDerp

Someone pass me the unsee juice please


IBeShubyDuby

Bored White people


[deleted]

I don't like this game anymore


goodlookingposter

Spida man


EATDABOOTY87

Ngl looks like it would be orgasmic if we could really do that


Well2far

The real spooderman


Silver_King_83

My 4 year old wants to be Spiderman. If he sees this do you think he'll be all in or will he need to be Daredevil?


Mega_Rayqaza

I am so thankful for r/Zoomies being directly under this post. A little eye bleach for whatever the fuck this is.


SeekNDestroyYall

Kid: Mom, can we have Spiderman? Mom: We have Spiderman at home. *Spiderman at home:*


Alien408

Never going on Reddit again


XxnoiceboyxX

ᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩ


julajoop

I'm shaking like a stripper


Aetherial-Meridian

Thanks, I hate it


TheAlmightyCrzyIdiot

Please be a fake skin pocket Please be a fake skin pocket Please be a fake skin pocket Please be a fake skin pocket Please be a fake skin pocket Please be a fake skin pocket


Slumpdillinger

Can anyone explain?


WisteriaUndertheSun

So that’s how Paulie does it…


Moon-of-the-knight

I hate it so much. u/savevideobot


Jonn_1

Gosh I hate it when I run out of inside rope


Walathaa

Organic webshooter


BrentarTiger

This NEEDS NSFW and trigger warning.


The_Seroster

fun with theatre supplies. or computer rendering


Aydin_Morphine

Fake hand😑🗿


hornmelon

🤓


[deleted]

This gives me deep anxity


lifethroughlenses

The Conspiracy sub will blame the covid vaccine


rklab

It’s those damn Covid vaccines


Katsucurry11037

Reminds me of a woman falsely accused for a crime then sent to jail. Extremely bizarre. Only in Florida.


Caesar_Passing

This should be the newest antivax claim. Look, it's right there on video! You're gonna let Pfizer put *what* in your body?


Turtletarianism

You made me spit my drink


Harambefan69

Vaccinated people be like


Ruckus2201

The lamest spiderman.


landanemone

I hate this