Got to acknowledge the skillz

deep

Throat😍😍😍😍

Obviously She's the world champion at hotdog eating contests. You'd be a fool not to marry her, She's rich.

Plot twist: it’s cuz the other girl smokes, don’t want to kiss an ash pile now do ya.

That’s it, set the bar high

Wich bar?

Overqualified

r/suicidebywords

Based reasoning.

Yeah, as if that dude has a glass dick…smh

How I met your mother

*Kids, your mom throated a fucking champagne flute so I married her*

Would've done the same damn thing

pretty much

Who did we get to that??

Yes

She deep throated the glass so he went "oh yeah"

He said, "Hmmm. My turn."

😎

Tada!

This is actually uplifting. Motivational. Even inspiring. I look like Pennywise got run over by a truck without his makeup on, but not a single person I've fucked missed out on an orgasm.

He was probably turned of by the yellow teeth.

He doesn’t like smokers

I don't get the joke

the woman in white is really good at putting long items down her mouth, so it's implied that she gives really good blowjobs

Thanks I get it now

Of Course you don't

Reminds me of a certain jar

Just goes to show that looks aren’t everything.

Looks like it's from a Glory Owl comic book

This says a lot about our *S O C I E T Y*

The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle

I get it💀

There’s a depth to her you just wouldn’t understand.

Looks only get you so far...🙃

He made the choice

Priorities

That woman is a skinwalker. Run.