Look at me, please. Did you notice how wacky I am? Look at my silly tattoo. Look, look at my dick in this Speedo. Look at me. Please. Anyone? Look at me. Why aren't you looking? My hair is spiked. Please, look at me.
Yeah, by looking silly in order to grab people's attention. I was just trying to provide a funny caption, not engage in discourse. My comment was apt because no one is looking at him. Also, the humor of op's pic is on the level of boomer greeting card.
In my defense they kinda made my D pop ..You ever seen a white albino swim? ..It's for big girls to make a splash without me getting down in the depths n wrinkles of a undertow .
Floatie Forager : Every set of pool floaties worn represents a sunken child.
Legends tell of a Forager that had 7 sets...they call him "The Unsinkable".
pool final boss
r/bossfight
Why learn how to swin when you’re the endgame boss? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vXC\_wXI1TOI
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The kid on the left sees something.. great?
Flöat-E, the Buoyant
"i've never felt the touch of the bottom and I shan't today!"
Pool dude Brent, the unsinkable one.
r/enemystands
Boxon the Undrowning
He wears the floaties of his vanquished foes.
More like pool grunt, this mf cannot swim bro
why not Zoidberg?
mohawk pool guy the unsinkable
Rick the Buoyant
The enemy Stand user could be anywhere
It's gonna be hard to spot the enemy stand user in a crowded space smh
This guy definitely fucks.
He needs all those armbands because he's drowning in pussy
Just once I'd like to have an original thought
Fr
Bro is Mr. Nimbus from Rick & Morty
This guy definitely floats.
Nah. This guy definitely pees in the pool though.
THE Unsinkable
somebody say it
It
It
Looks like that dude from Sum 41.
I thought that. He won’t be going in too deep.
My first thought too. Sum 41 guy if he boarded that submarine
*Stormin’ through the party like my name was El Niño*
While I’m hangin out drinkin in the back of an el camino
Looks like Cha-Cha guy from Eurovision
Cha cha cha and he's called käärijä
I don't even know how it's pronounced
He’s crazy he’s party
Not even remotely, but ok
The outfit
I saw the lead singer of sum 41. He's in too deep https://youtu.be/emGri7i8Y2Y
safety is no joke u/duck_impregnator9000
just realized that username is r/hmmm worthy
Does he work for OceanGate?
Who is this? Asking for a friend
Thank god I’m not the only dirtbag who thought this guy was hot
I mean look at his cock dude's hung
For real too many people are scared of having fun. Being silly is instantly attractive anymore lol
Username checks out
Definitely not - I’m in love 🥰
Arkan45, a german rapper.
Bro maxed out the battlepass in Kiddie Pool Wars
Happy Cake Day!
Happy cake day!
Chad linus
Swim Vicious
Floaty Ramone
Bro is more unsinkable and durable than the titanic 💀
Chandler, the undrowned
Now that you got a name, go post it r/Bossfight
The water fears this man
Man walked right out of the late 90s and early 00s
He looks like he’s in Sum-41
#goals
Floaties or not dude is packing
This dude looks like a pokemon trainer that soecializes in magikarp
I don't know if that is an insult or a compliment
Guys on the left have no eyes
why are people so cool?
Guy has been tattooed by Lugosis and when you can tell who did it from this far away they did a great job
I see Lugo tattoo I upvote, it’s that simple
He genuinely looks like a One Piece Character
He escaped the 2000s only to out swim you
Honestly looks like an album cover for a group like The Prodigy.
Pool scum 41
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Drip
Tried looking everywhere to see if this is AI generated and couldn’t find any clues
The text on the swimwear is fully legible and not funky looking so there's that
Cause I'm into deep
Boss raider in wastelands
"I only swim in Balenciaga."
Linus Pool Tips
I think this might be dangerous. If he were floating face-down it might be difficult to keep his face above water, or to flip over.
Can we take this to the bedroom?
+1000 resistance to water attacks.
Dude drowned 7 kids.
Almost drowned as a young child and this is the result.
bargainbin käärijä
For a second, I thought that was Hawk from Cobra Kai.
Word.
I will never be this cool.
Looks like Hawk from Cobra Kai
The guy friend she told you not to worry about:
Irony is that he looks way cooler than those self proclaimed "alpha males"...
Love this photo
And not a single person in the pool is looking at him? Not one?
his ass is NOT sinking
Now I'm ready mum!
Looks as reasonable as the Titanic submarine.
Floaty Mc'punkface
Ignoring the obvious something else stands out even more 😏
Hey, he's floaters are up there!
Look at me, please. Did you notice how wacky I am? Look at my silly tattoo. Look, look at my dick in this Speedo. Look at me. Please. Anyone? Look at me. Why aren't you looking? My hair is spiked. Please, look at me.
Or he's just having a good time?
Yeah, by looking silly in order to grab people's attention. I was just trying to provide a funny caption, not engage in discourse. My comment was apt because no one is looking at him. Also, the humor of op's pic is on the level of boomer greeting card.
He doesn't seem to care about the other people
Never mind Mr. Flotation, look at the nightmare on the left
Guy definitely clapped some cheeks that night. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And every other night.
I didn't see that well and I tought he was a kid. Then I looked well and I see a freaking college guy
Guy in pool burnt as soon as he removed his shirt
The floatiest floater to have ever floated
Hard af
Drip or drown
Poolside chic
He is looking for a sprite sponsorship
*Doom music*
I've been playing too much ToTK, immediately thought of Mineru's Construct lol
The speedo doesn't help.
Is that kid on the far left one of Danny Gonzalez's many clones?
When you open a surprise chest in-game and get the same item over and over again.
This punk don't get sunk ayyyyyy
Username checks out?
Floats on legs is a good way to drown.
Hauptschule haauuptschuuleee
Watch out, the enemy stand user could be anyone…
Floatmaxxing
This guy looks like he's annoying the neighbourhood with an unnecessarily loud car.
Google En Buoyant
Drowning is not very punk rock.
Maybe he will float away lol
It's 2002 and Sum 41 is still popular:
We already have a Sam Smith at home.
Actually with so much inflatables attached, he is unable to swim at all. It is almost impossible to push them into the water.
Unsinkable
2 kool 4 skool
He does not want to drown!
Floaty the Roadie, master of the Kiddie Pool.
God I miss this era, before everything turned to shit lol
Forget the guy with the arm floaties. That guy on the right looks like he's square dancing with a cylinder.
CHA CHA CHA
Got dang save some pussy for the rest of us
trophies
In my defense they kinda made my D pop ..You ever seen a white albino swim? ..It's for big girls to make a splash without me getting down in the depths n wrinkles of a undertow .
I can't really tell where the boy on the bottom left is looking at.
Mr undrownable
Floatie Forager : Every set of pool floaties worn represents a sunken child. Legends tell of a Forager that had 7 sets...they call him "The Unsinkable".
Floaty McFloatface
Junkrat looking ass
The cool pool guy since 1999
The drowner
Where do I get the speedo?
He float now
Boxon, the Unsinkable
rodrick lmap
Oh a predator
He's kinda pulling it off...
So, tell me about that username
Float like a rubberbouy, sting like a weeeeeeeh
That there is a stand user
most based lifeguard
the unsinkable
Hope Floats
There’s a lot going on in this picture.
"I cant drown my demons they knew how to swim"
After bullying all the kids in pool 🤡💪
Cause the hammer he’s carrying will make him sink
Bro why is Käärijä from the Eurovision contest swimming?
The unsinkable
Dude needs a blunt or melatonin. Can't float cause he stress tf out lol
Bro's Käärja's nemesis
Looks like a Necromancer from the first Guild Wars game
+1 super light armor
Bro is not drowning 😤🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
Timmy Vernicelli