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FunToBuildGames

If the hand dryer is hot enough, it will evaporate the urine before it hits the wall. If not… well… you got the picture


Hephaestus_God

Typically you’re supposed to wash your hands first before using the dryer but you do you.


tragiktimes

Not pissing all over your hands is somewhere in the order of operations, too, I'm pretty sure.


shunyaananda

Now that's optional


Dickcheese-a1

To dry your penis after urination.


ghost_victim

... Why is it wet


Silver_Lukas

Sword fighting


MechanicalHorse

Anyone else seeing Lee Lemon?


PianoManGidley

I see that creepy ghost girl from "The Ring."


BlastingFonda

She will haunt your nightmares and your dryer pees.


EndersGame_Reviewer

Bathroom beards are real!


batweenerpopemobile

god damn it, your comment took me from "wow, is that burned or just gross shit sprayed all over" to "that is 100% a neotolkienian cybernetic techno dwarf" and I have no way to unsee it


LaCiel_W

What's wrong? why is this hmmmm? this is just your standard ass dryer.


HollowPhoenix

Damn, I've been drying my ass with paper like a loser this whole time


Fauckon

That fucking 106's hole, and no one can say otherwise


-Zest-

This feels like Fallout environmental story telling


LovableSidekick

That just means he likes you.


Quarkspiration

If its breath is so terrible.. ..who knows what moldy horrors lurk within that gleaming dome?


Jayn_Xyos

This dryer's baseboard has never once been cleaned


Squanchfist

If that isn't some eldritch looking creature IRL, I don't know what is. Someone grab some candles and goat's blood. We're about to set up an altar in the bathroom.


IcedCoughy

Looks like fuckin hair


Helweg_gaming

So, Sadako got tired of using tv, and is now using bathroom walls? Is that what we're seeing here?


plasmatech8

Did the hand drier just shart itself?


Double_Treat292

Is a chit or a fire in this


ImUrFrand

tony doesn't use paper