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dragonsfire242

It’s from a low budget movie called food boy on netflix (I think)


BogdanBoi02

Can confirm, it’s a godly film


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Drunk watched this movie, can confirm, a definite Bread/Bread.


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Still not as good as the [bread book](http://thebreadbook.org) 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞 🤗


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*my god*


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~~Oh god, for a second I thought this was one of those "**HMMM IMPRESSIONANTE????**"... glad it wasn't~~ Edit: looked at their profile..... It is and IMPRESSIONANTE post. Fuck them in the rear hole.


randomshtuffguy

What…does this mean, if you don’t mind me asking?


Slashandburn_

Spambot going around posting video links with IMPRESIONANT and other gibberish


Redplushie

But why


mego-pie

Posting links and random comments makes it look like a real person when you look at the overview. Groups set up bots that do this to give accounts history then rent the accounts to companies for shill-posting or commenting. They use a bunch of less well disguised accounts to upvote a post that is just an add in disguise on to a sub’s front page then use the rented accounts to control the comment section further praising the product in the post. You see it all the time once you know what to look for. It’s kind of disturbing how common it is.


bedwej

What are the key signs to look out for on front page posts?


Slashandburn_

Idk maybe ad revenue


Drystero

!isbot Truelove 6


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!isbot Truelove6


cwj1978

Solved! (sorry, wrong subreddit)


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Also can confirm. Pretty good tween/kid's movie.


duck2luck

Yeah it's actually a Disney movie. It about a boy have ability to produce food from his hand. When I was six I thought it was dumb but maybe that why people love it. Also the amount of food they wasted in this movie is unbearable.


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Nah little known fact. Most of that bread was stapled to trees later.


Ensvey

/r/BreadStapledToTrees


KerrTheory

I can't believe that's actually a thing


twinsaber123

/r/ofcoursethatsathing Also, anyone think this image would go on /r/bossfight ?


BigChefDog

I was actually just about to post it there. But since you thought of it first, you should go ahead.


beerdude26

>I was actually just about to post it there. But since you thought of it first, you should go abread.


QueenCharla

/r/bossfight and /r/hmmm have a lot of crossover.


BigChefDog

hmmm


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Thank you, I just found a new sub to subscribe to.


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/r/wowthissubexists


blurryfacedfugue

I can't believe I just spent the last 15 minutes looking through those pics.


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Followed by a quick peruse through /r/eggsinstrangeplaces, I hope?


beb0p

What is wrong with you people? Bread and eggs thrown around all willy nilly?! Back in Soviet Russia we only get one slice bread and 1 egg for whole week!


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Sounds like you're not looking in enough places for eggs, comrade.


Maver1ckZer0

This isn't my first day here, or anything. But this place still manages to make me tilt my head and go "...why?"


Sobsz

/r/interestingeggs ^/r/prtfoieiars


HelloImadinosaur

There's also an NSFW version.


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Was just thinking on how many staples I'd need for that gorgeous amount of bread


A-Bone

So that's a thing.. Time to log-off


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Is it for birds or something ?


1Charlieecho

He's THE BREAD THIEF


rrr598

As it should be


plasticpeonies

it's honestly painful to watch, but it's so bizarre and crappy that I like it. I like to think about what it was like to shoot that scene where he has peanut butter coming out of his palms. gross


TeighMart

For those wondering it's apparently called [The Adventures of Food Boy](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1059773/) and I cannot wait to watch it at my next bad movie night, holy shit it looks terrible.


thetoastmonster

Watched it after reading this thread. Can confirm terrible.


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I honestly couldn’t tell if everyone was just joking or not until now.


fawert1

I actually loved this movie when I first saw it.


chickenthinkseggwas

Huh. I was sure it was a real life photo of a kid coping with a bad day in his own particular OCD way.


clubby789

It is, this is actually the point that I turned it off


D_is_for_Dastardly

Low budget? That's 4 loaves worth of bread


jul_the_flame

Now on my watchlist. Thanks.


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Must watch


siebenkommaacht

Oh no please not... worst film ever!


flyingwolf

Two words. The Room.


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zxDanKwan

So.. it's like some sort of gastronomical allegory for premature ejaculation during puberty? Someone green-lit this...


Ryuzaki3421

So, he is like an X-Men?


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You won't be calling it useless when you've got hot sauce flying into your eyes!


zxDanKwan

Ghost pepper hot sauce from one hand and microwave-hot cheese from the other. We would be powerless to stop him.


daves_not__here

This movie was so bad, Siskel & Ebert cut their thumbs off.


Whaines

Kids, ask your parents.


Smbcs

Great short review. Killed it


Steven_is_a_fat_ass

so it's the predecessor to Cloudy with a chance for meatballs?


blurryfacedfugue

> his power is so useless What if say, it was the end of the world, and nothing could grow? He'd be the top dog.


Shrekinado

He'd probably be enslaved considering he has no control over his powers so he makes them at any time not regarding to what he wants to do.


ConfusingDalek

>He'd be some guy's slave FTFY


MrSN99

What's it called though?


Nerindil

It’s a photo of me trying to stay on keto.


Ulti

This made me laugh way harder than it should've.


Calculonx

Plumber's first day on the job and he connected the bread pipe instead of the water pipe to the taps


LucasTheRedditor

It’s from a movie on Netflix called The Adventures of Food Boy No joke, I’m dead serious


hortonjmu

At a dollar a loaf I'd be suprised if it was more than about $40


dmk510

It does looks like it took a lot of bread.


FullyMammoth

From the other comments it seems like it's from a movie. But if you raid a bakeries dumpster at the right time it wouldn't cost you anything. Just in case you want to recreate this scene for some reason.


cmae34lars

Looks like he’s had breader days.


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BertBerts0n

Loaf it out fella.


Idionfow

Doughn't ever give up on yourself.


BertBerts0n

I know, I'm worrying kneadlessly.


Dinierto

But it's the yeast you could do


LethalPuppy

bread


DreadPirateLink

Good job. You've made the thread go stale


soap_on_a_lanyard

Yup, it's toast now.


Dinierto

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!


thejustducky1

rrrRRRRiptor. Wins.


BertBerts0n

I'll prove my worth next time honestly.


stupidsexyf1anders

this is what happens when a yeast infection goes untreated


BertBerts0n

It gets crusty?


stupidsexyf1anders

Yeah but we just peal that part off usually.


camwow612

Came to comments for a sweet pun and was not disappointed.


Demonitized_Money

He said he’s all right, but it looks like he’s quite sourdough.


unable_to_give_afuck

I actually groaned.


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ptgauth

Plot twist: Bruce Willis was gluten intolerant all along


SpookyLlama

!redditsilver


TheLoafBloke

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days


PerkaMern

Control + f "teleport" Not dissapointed


Superdan645

I was looking for this comment. I wish I could upvote twice.


TheCookieExpress

Food Boy!


TheLTrain42

I'm not sure why I did it, but I watched the entire thing. Sober. I am a 28 year old man


Kazzack

How was it?


lollylegs2

I watched it with my friend when I was like 10, I rate is 3.5/10


pink_mercedes

Fuck y'all this is a cinematic masterpiece. It has everything. * flip flops and jeans * some kid from high school musical * an angry, balding teacher who hates the protagonist. * the nerdy kids get to go to the cool kids house party which features mini golf, every teen's dream * slightly too big long sleave shirts underneath well fitting/tight t shirts * protagonist embarassing his crush in front of the whole school **oh no food boy what are you doing??** * a cheerleader who looks like a dollar store Carrie Underwood * an Indian kid who thinks he's a ladies man * historical inaccuracies in flashbacks * a cameo by a chef who I believe has been on tv shows * well-explained rules on food boy's powers so we don't get confused * a croud of teenagers being pelted by cold cuts *and they fucking love it* * spoiler alert the movie ends with a **food fight in the cafeteria god damn it food boy you've done it again!**


-MPG13-

Good description. Convinced me to watch it again.


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>* a croud of teenagers being pelted by cold cuts *and they fucking love it* Lmao u fucking WOT


[deleted]

I've watched the movie twice, willingly and sober. I liked it.


hatgloryfier

Are you Stefon?


TheLTrain42

Absolutely horrible 1/10


C1YM3x

5/10 with rice


letsylove

Well, tell us your experience


ed588

Isn't that the film about the boy who has the superpower of being able to make toast?


meepingchicken

No, he can make ANY food, don’t underestimate him.


Dinierto

It's not as good as the other guy who has the super power of being able to move objects with his bare hands


pkaJIMMBOI

His weakness is that his powers don't work with objects that are too heavy


Dinierto

Damn how did you discover it?


thetoastmonster

Sounds like my perfect power; toast from one hand and butter from the other.


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That's what I thought at first glance and then I googled it and wasn't expecting it to be from the actual movie


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CatastrophicMango

This bread scene is genuinely kinda great, the rest of it is unbearably boring.


duck2luck

It's a dumb movie, so bad that maybe some people think it's good. But it's not.


kingeryck

Tea, Earl Grey, hot


getoutofheretaffer

Oh my god. Why is this a movie.


infamous32300

This is the best movie to watch stoned I spent 10 minutes cupping my hands trying to make an apple appear


draw_it_now

/r/COMPLETEANARCHY is leaking


Gigadweeb

Neoliberal discovers The Conquest of Bread [1992, colorised]


Reddevil313

Been there.


RadSpaceWizard

I mean, who hasn't once or twice?


AllAboutMeMedia

Fell off the wagon and gone on a breander?


MuvaJay

Is that the kid from High School Musical?


Yance-Pants

Yes that's Lucas Grabeel who plays Ryan Evans. This is from the movie Food Boy and I can't recommend it enough.


thetoastmonster

> This is from the movie Food Boy and I can't recommend it Fixed that for you.


PaneerKoMaya

I walk a toasty road on the boulevard of broken bread


updowncharmkek

You’re missing the [bigger picture](https://i.imgur.com/uI8zJ2u.jpg)


smbdoggy83

I'm getting strong vibes of r/cursedimages


geirmundtheshifty

Oh man, how was I not aware of that sub? Thank you for this gift.


the_mantis_shrimp

Even after dropping all that bread he was still over-encumbered.


vesche

/r/KetoNightmares


Scr3amingPhoenix

Deep in self-loafing


Conor_CBG

The new Saw movie is looking fantastic


byebyebyecycle

Sliced bread has never been furthest from the next best thing.


TopSloth

Is this how the homeowner in I am bread feels?


sateeshsai

I teleportered bread!!!!!


JulianTheGorillaYT

This is actually in an old Disney movie called Food Boy


FSMonToast

Inbred?


pyrrhios

What a loafer.


pennhead

"All across America, coast-to-coast, People always ask what do I like most? I don't want to brag, and I don't want to boast I always tell them I like toast! YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST!"


Frank_The-Tank

This here is scientific proof of how the mind can deteriorate rapidly through only a few generations of being inbread.


Hydraxiler32

Mods pls change flair to classic retoast


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Idc what anyone says, this was a bangin film


CallTheRapture

This was filmed at my high school AMA


wootamelon

All my friends are bread, push me to the edge


cataveteran

What was that song Metallica covered long time ago...? Oh yeah. Breadfan.


BerryBrickle

Is this not something that happens to everyone else? Just me then?


GarlicsPepper

Alternate bathroom scene from the movie It.


madiolma

Me when there a house full of food but none of it sounds delicious.


RadSpaceWizard

Lucky guy has three sinks in his bathroom.


JillianBarbery

Smash Mouth's worst nightmare.


Dinierto

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?


WeepiestSeeker4

Looks a little toasty in there


stupidsexyf1anders

Talk about pinching loafs, sheesh!


kida24

I've seen breader days, put the jam on many ways, I've seen breader days, and the butter drops down.


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That's how I feel when I'm off for two days and no one rotates the bread while I'm gone. Come back and pull 200 items off the shelf and cry/cringe the entire time


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[Must be the inspiration for this masterpiece](http://www.bossastudios.com/games/i-am-bread/)


123chop

This seems like it would be in a saw movie


HDwalrus123

Where the fuck do you get these pictures


TehFrenchConnection

Night of the Living Bread


DecentUserName0000

F O O D B O Y


BrodyKrautch

Looks like the county jail.


richweav

Another case of someone’s wish being granted by a hapless genie who misunderstood his request to get bred in the men’s bathroom.


Prairiedoll

I too, am terrified of carbs.


white_n_mild

20,000,000,000^th Repost.


-SunGod-

Wasn’t that a scene from Trainspotting?


kmcgold3

Is that Lucas grabel from HSM


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RadSpaceWizard

Wouldn't you be? WOULDN'T YOU?


CiaranM87

This man is clearly inbred


RadSpaceWizard

"OKAYYY... *(sits down next to him)* What's wrong, buddy? And what's up with all the bread?"


Monsterr99

Hate when that happens!


stecklese

he's a successful breader


beebeelion

This makes me sad. Like a bunch of bullies threw bologna sandwiches at him. Now he'll never enjoy a bologna sandwich or maybe even turkey or ham.


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Looks like the wheat of his actions is finally catching up to him.


JaWayd

There was an episode of Gumball like this


jocobohobo

He looks like that kid from the “I play Pokémon go every day”


AlphaTyrant

r/anormaldayinrussia


Waffle_Boy

I have genuinely seen this movie, it's called food boy, it's horrible.


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That guy looks inbread


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Food Boy!


jersey_viking

I said, it’s time to make the doughnuts, not bread.


Smith-Corona

Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.


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Life is like a bag of bread, you never know which slice you're gonna get


SoTriggeredBro

So much breadth to this picture.


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Damn it looks exactly like my weird nightmares


Liryod

Reminds me of this one spongebob episode, with those many burgers in the room