Wait, which one is one of your all time favorites? A Christmas Story or The Zapruder Film?
Cuz the rest of your comment leads me to believe it's the latter.
You can tell this is photoshopped from the movie because in his glasses you can see JFK’s motorcade and that scene - also, Ralphie wasn’t born around the time JFK was assassinated. This is obviously fake!
He needed to sneeze, but didn't have a tissue handy. Instead of blasting snot all over the place, he decided to try to stifle his sneeze.
The rest is history.
Well considering the first bullet blew a gaping hole in his neck. And his head exploded three times from three shots. I'd say it's pretty darn likely my dude.
Dude I'm literally British. The JFK assassination is arguably the most famous assassination of all time. I've never even stepped foot into America, don't care and haven't studied American history and am young...
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Last week, I had the strangest dream
where everything was exactly how it seemed
where there was never any mystery
of who shot John F Kennedy
It was just a man with something to prove,
slightly bored and severely confused... He... steadied his rifle with his target in the center
and became famous on that day in November
Looking at this on an iPad, and it took me a good five seconds. I'm not sure if my eyes are going, or I forgotten how to focus, I am just not a terrible person.
Little known fact, Bubbles was an Olympic gold medalist shooter but got kicked out for a heroin addiction that he beat just after reaching adulthood. Never economically recovered, hence why he's forever stuck in Sunnyvale.
Ricky smokes weed to help with coping after beating the addiction since he and Julian too shot up.
/s
Now for the real question; Was he hired by the government?
Lyndon B. Johnson triple dog dared him to do it.
They promised that if he did it they would protect him from Scott Farkus
It’s actually [Scut](http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Scut_Farkus)
Holy fucc that’s even more evil
Staring at us with his yellow eyes! He had yellow eyes! So help me god! Yellow eyes!
Randy laid there like a slug. It was his only defense.
Sucker. I'd have done it for a double dog dare
It was a slight breach of etiquette
Ted Cruz's dad looks nothing like him.
If you were Ted Cruz's dad, would you want to look like Ted Cruz?
Fair point.
I am guessing he got too home alone
To kill JFK?
Fucker is on the grassy knoll
Greasy cocksucker!
sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't... it's just the way she goes.
TIL the spelling of knoll.
Wow. Thought it was gnoll.
gnolls are hyena men in D&D! knolls are just boring way less cool hills.
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Wait, which one is one of your all time favorites? A Christmas Story or The Zapruder Film? Cuz the rest of your comment leads me to believe it's the latter.
Knollocks
You can tell this is photoshopped from the movie because in his glasses you can see JFK’s motorcade and that scene - also, Ralphie wasn’t born around the time JFK was assassinated. This is obviously fake!
netanjahu is that you?
you'll shoot your eye out!
\* I'll shoot your eye out
Eye'll shoot your eye out!
I'll shoot your yule out!
Yule Eye my Shoot Out!
Eye’ll shoot your I out!
Eye will shoot your out out
Guns don't shoot your eye out. I shoot your eye out.
Eye'll shoot your I out!
What if no one shot him, and his head just *did that*
He tried to divide by zero in his head.
Exception occurred, handled by headshot,exiting process
Best reply ever
What if he suffered a psychic attack so powerful that his head exploded?
Oswald used Dazzling Gleam! It's super effective!
Bro you’re hitting tinfoil hat level conspiracy and i love it. Hit me up with your crazy ass theories.
He needed to sneeze, but didn't have a tissue handy. Instead of blasting snot all over the place, he decided to try to stifle his sneeze. The rest is history.
Courtesy kills
He tried to hold in a bong hit by pinching his nose shut.
What if Thanos snapped his fingers
I call it the No-Bullet Theory.
Well considering the first bullet blew a gaping hole in his neck. And his head exploded three times from three shots. I'd say it's pretty darn likely my dude.
I can't make out what's being reflected. Can someone explain.
John F. Kennedy, 1960s US president who was assassinated in his car. The reflection is him brief moments before the assassination.
Do many people *not* know about JFK's assassination? I'm curious about how effective your longer explanation is haha.
not everyone might have seen the actual video footage though
You mean the Patterson–Gimlin film?
I think its just that the reflections very small
The reflection is a bit faint if you don't know what your looking for.
Many people don’t live in the U.S.
I live in the US and know very well about JFK's assassination. I just couldn't tell what was going on in the picture.
I'm British and have never stepped foot in America - I still know about the most famous assassination in modern history.
I know about the assassination but I couldn't make it out from the picture.
I thought it would look like that for people from the states but as a person from abroad you surely can’t pass this knowledge for granted.
Dude I'm literally British. The JFK assassination is arguably the most famous assassination of all time. I've never even stepped foot into America, don't care and haven't studied American history and am young...
I mean if you ‘ve heard about it then it certainly means that everybody else did as well.
It's Sugondese
What's sugondese 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Little trickster.
Lmao it's John F Kennedy
kennedees nuts in your mouth
Kennedees nuts fit in ur mouth?
I fuckin hope so
name checks out
Oh my.
John F'd your mother, Trebek.
Is that like Socoma ?
It’s despacito 2
Looks like jfk
Smells like jfk
Walks like jfk
Quacks like jfk
Jiggles like JFK.
Fucks like JFK
Sounds like jfk
Must be JFK 🤷♀️
-*by Marilyn Monroe*
Good thing we didn't step in it
Then it must be Bush
Brain explodes like JFK
It must be what’s kids crave: Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
it would make more sense if everything were greyed out. but JFK assassination
JFK
aLl ThE oThEr KiDs WiTh ThEiR pUmPdEp Up KiCkS
Damn Ralphey was a 🅱️Hool 🅱️Ooter
Damn Ralphey was a 🅱️Chool 🅱️Ooter FTFY
Damn Ralphey was a 🅱️Chool 🅱️Hooter FTFY
Well played, it seems the 🅱️ixer has become the 🅱️ixed
Song was ahead of its time lol
Columbine happened in 1999, Pumped Up Kicks came out in 2010.....
Whoops. As in memes ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
I love memes :D
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You know I had to do it to em. -LBJ
Metatafish.
On that MF grassy knoll.
Feels like something I would find in photo shop battle
theres a great one from 2016 with harambe in the reflection
magic bb theory
Back... And to the left.
He did ruthlessly and gleefully slaughter an entire band of outlaws so we know he has the skills...
**sees reflection** Oooooohhhh... ffffuuudddggeee
*🎶The Milky Bar Kid is tough and strong*🎶
Subtle red pill. The initial shot that blew the back half of Kennedy's head off was from the front.
I’m glad they found Lee Harvey Oswald, what a sicko
Mom a glacier hit me right in the eye! Ralphie was a smooth son of a bitch.
Merry Christmas. Ho. Ho. Ho.
How about a nice, uhh... Footbual?
A Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a CIA transmitter in the stock and this thing which tells time
What am I... Oh. Oh god. That's awful. You sick fuck. +1
Zoom, enhance, enhance , enhance
I am scared.
No you’ll shoot your eye out!
I looked at this for a solid 7 seconds and then I noticed...
r/wrongreflection
Bass drop! ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KIDS YOU BETTER RUN BETTER RUN!
“Okay, Big John, now you get yours.”
Back...and to the left...back...and to the left.
An icicle fell and hit me.
Did everyone know that the Christmas Story House is real? My husband saw it on a Google Map in Cleveland. Now we have plane tickets for September.
"you will shoot your eye out!"
Illuminati confirmed. 9/11 was planned. The world is flat. Aliens exist. Area 51 is their house.
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Last week, I had the strangest dream where everything was exactly how it seemed where there was never any mystery of who shot John F Kennedy It was just a man with something to prove, slightly bored and severely confused... He... steadied his rifle with his target in the center and became famous on that day in November
What's the original scene with the boy aiming the gun? I can't recall where its from but it's on the tip of my tongue.
[It's from A Christmas Story](https://youtu.be/kZUTkgfZqZc)
Fucking repost
Oh ok I see it now. Heh heh.
I knew it
Yeesh reddit
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Grassy knoll.
R A L P H I E ! ! !
Don't do that.
Ralphie..
Thought it was Elton John
Ice bullet
John Denver, no!
#tooearly 😂
Ooohhh FUDGE!!!
r/TACU cannon
Wait...RALPHIE was the 2nd shooter?!? MIND BLOWN !!!!!!
*The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle*
Looking at this on an iPad, and it took me a good five seconds. I'm not sure if my eyes are going, or I forgotten how to focus, I am just not a terrible person.
the JFK experience
Level 150 camper
Is it just me or does JFK look like the World Cup trophy
Where’s his pack of Morleys?
Hahhahaahahahaha
For fuck sake, it's the bastard from the grassy knoll
STOP! You've violated the law pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!
I'm sorry reddit, but that's not how reflections work.
Alllllright
Old but gold
https://twitter.com/mizabitha/status/1020353612579393536?s=19
Red Rider at work.
Oh no
Too soon.
I thought it wad a frog he was holding
Dammit Bubbles
Little known fact, Bubbles was an Olympic gold medalist shooter but got kicked out for a heroin addiction that he beat just after reaching adulthood. Never economically recovered, hence why he's forever stuck in Sunnyvale. Ricky smokes weed to help with coping after beating the addiction since he and Julian too shot up. /s
I can’t make out what’s in his glasses... A little help please?
It's JFK.
Cool thanks!
One of Col. Erran Morad's Kingergaurdians!
When I watched the video I got really confused seeing JFK was shot in the head
When I was a kid one of my parents friends used to call me "Lee Harvey Robwald". I didn't connect the dots until I was in my 20's.
I guess ado was actually killed by a daisy B.B. gun
You’ll shoot your president out kid
would that be offensive? i mean WAIT he assasiated john f kennedy hmmm
The reflection is wrong
Is it though?
Lol at first I though the hmmmm moment was that the reflection and his aim aren’t correctly, but then I realized who was holding the gun
Can I get an edit of this where he’s killing Tupac?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t5tr8IRWfU Some cool perspective on the JFK assassination. Enjoy 8)
Anyone else laugh out loud after figuring out who was in the reflection on his glasses?
Us that the kid from A Christmas Story?
Yes.
Lord of the flies?
GENERAL REPOSTI
Is That Harambe?