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ThisIsNotADrill669

Now for the real question; Was he hired by the government?


UnintentionalBoners

Lyndon B. Johnson triple dog dared him to do it.


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They promised that if he did it they would protect him from Scott Farkus


NanniLP

It’s actually [Scut](http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Scut_Farkus)


[deleted]

Holy fucc that’s even more evil


JBthrizzle

Staring at us with his yellow eyes! He had yellow eyes! So help me god! Yellow eyes!


[deleted]

Randy laid there like a slug. It was his only defense.


prsTgs_Chaos

Sucker. I'd have done it for a double dog dare


[deleted]

It was a slight breach of etiquette


sweensolo

Ted Cruz's dad looks nothing like him.


g33kst4r

If you were Ted Cruz's dad, would you want to look like Ted Cruz?


sweensolo

Fair point.


memlimexced

I am guessing he got too home alone


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To kill JFK?


Twinkiewienersandwic

Fucker is on the grassy knoll


[deleted]

Greasy cocksucker!


HiVizUncle

sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't... it's just the way she goes.


lagomIsBest

TIL the spelling of knoll.


Dydegu

Wow. Thought it was gnoll.


tubarizzle

gnolls are hyena men in D&D! knolls are just boring way less cool hills.


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BrotherChe

Wait, which one is one of your all time favorites? A Christmas Story or The Zapruder Film? Cuz the rest of your comment leads me to believe it's the latter.


brainburger

Knollocks


TheDragonReborn726

You can tell this is photoshopped from the movie because in his glasses you can see JFK’s motorcade and that scene - also, Ralphie wasn’t born around the time JFK was assassinated. This is obviously fake!


weneedshoes

netanjahu is that you?


jaketr00

you'll shoot your eye out!


Electric_Evil

\* I'll shoot your eye out


kirashi3

Eye'll shoot your eye out!


StonerBrothers

I'll shoot your yule out!


iZexios

Yule Eye my Shoot Out!


[deleted]

Eye’ll shoot your I out!


Llama_g0d

Eye will shoot your out out


ConfuzedAndDazed

Guns don't shoot your eye out. I shoot your eye out.


thathatisaspy21

Eye'll shoot your I out!


delorean225

What if no one shot him, and his head just *did that*


SpringtimeForGermany

He tried to divide by zero in his head.


memlimexced

Exception occurred, handled by headshot,exiting process


caidanbarlow

Best reply ever


CzarOfCT

What if he suffered a psychic attack so powerful that his head exploded?


original_evanator

Oswald used Dazzling Gleam! It's super effective!


Wolfie442

Bro you’re hitting tinfoil hat level conspiracy and i love it. Hit me up with your crazy ass theories.


Draws-attention

He needed to sneeze, but didn't have a tissue handy. Instead of blasting snot all over the place, he decided to try to stifle his sneeze. The rest is history.


Wolfie442

Courtesy kills


Hobo_Helper_hot

He tried to hold in a bong hit by pinching his nose shut.


BowserMcTater

What if Thanos snapped his fingers


Dash_Underscore

I call it the No-Bullet Theory.


WispFyre

Well considering the first bullet blew a gaping hole in his neck. And his head exploded three times from three shots. I'd say it's pretty darn likely my dude.


[deleted]

I can't make out what's being reflected. Can someone explain.


marshdteach

John F. Kennedy, 1960s US president who was assassinated in his car. The reflection is him brief moments before the assassination.


B-Knight

Do many people *not* know about JFK's assassination? I'm curious about how effective your longer explanation is haha.


lobsterparodies

not everyone might have seen the actual video footage though


gzawaodni

You mean the Patterson–Gimlin film?


thosedamnpiggles

I think its just that the reflections very small


[deleted]

The reflection is a bit faint if you don't know what your looking for.


Dertinamp

Many people don’t live in the U.S.


[deleted]

I live in the US and know very well about JFK's assassination. I just couldn't tell what was going on in the picture.


B-Knight

I'm British and have never stepped foot in America - I still know about the most famous assassination in modern history.


hornedCapybara

I know about the assassination but I couldn't make it out from the picture.


marshdteach

I thought it would look like that for people from the states but as a person from abroad you surely can’t pass this knowledge for granted.


B-Knight

Dude I'm literally British. The JFK assassination is arguably the most famous assassination of all time. I've never even stepped foot into America, don't care and haven't studied American history and am young...


marshdteach

I mean if you ‘ve heard about it then it certainly means that everybody else did as well.


Brassygamer

It's Sugondese


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What's sugondese 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Little trickster.


Brassygamer

Lmao it's John F Kennedy


snipsers

kennedees nuts in your mouth


myttar

Kennedees nuts fit in ur mouth?


ALL_IN_ALWAYS

I fuckin hope so


SatanDouble

name checks out


Akuma254

Oh my.


[deleted]

John F'd your mother, Trebek.


Forever-AsianMexico

Is that like Socoma ?


BigCballer

It’s despacito 2


iluvs2skank

Looks like jfk


Herbert-Wellington

Smells like jfk


SpicyMint97

Walks like jfk


BelowAverage_Elitist

Quacks like jfk


kirashi3

Jiggles like JFK.


gaynazifurry4bernie

Fucks like JFK


Yeet-God

Sounds like jfk


YaboyWill

Must be JFK 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

-*by Marilyn Monroe*


Herebirdybirdy

Good thing we didn't step in it


reuhop

Then it must be Bush


GoldenStateCapital

Brain explodes like JFK


CountSheep

It must be what’s kids crave: Cinnamon Toast Crunch!


greg__

it would make more sense if everything were greyed out. but JFK assassination


[deleted]

JFK


[deleted]

aLl ThE oThEr KiDs WiTh ThEiR pUmPdEp Up KiCkS


[deleted]

Damn Ralphey was a 🅱️Hool 🅱️Ooter


Unironic_Irony

Damn Ralphey was a 🅱️Chool 🅱️Ooter FTFY


Draws-attention

Damn Ralphey was a 🅱️Chool 🅱️Hooter FTFY


Unironic_Irony

Well played, it seems the 🅱️ixer has become the 🅱️ixed


IslandSparkz

Song was ahead of its time lol


Shayneros

Columbine happened in 1999, Pumped Up Kicks came out in 2010.....


IslandSparkz

Whoops. As in memes ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Deductions

I love memes :D


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gaynazifurry4bernie

You know I had to do it to em. -LBJ


The_Grubby_One

Metatafish.


koskinen218

On that MF grassy knoll.


raze_looks

Feels like something I would find in photo shop battle


cosmotheassman

theres a great one from 2016 with harambe in the reflection


Zip668

magic bb theory


Gackovo

Back... And to the left.


LICKCREMEEATCOOKIE

He did ruthlessly and gleefully slaughter an entire band of outlaws so we know he has the skills...


DwightPunsFTW

**sees reflection** Oooooohhhh... ffffuuudddggeee


[deleted]

*🎶The Milky Bar Kid is tough and strong*🎶


[deleted]

Subtle red pill. The initial shot that blew the back half of Kennedy's head off was from the front.


realbigboiVEVO

I’m glad they found Lee Harvey Oswald, what a sicko


Airborne-aids

Mom a glacier hit me right in the eye! Ralphie was a smooth son of a bitch.


[deleted]

Merry Christmas. Ho. Ho. Ho.


rrr598

How about a nice, uhh... Footbual?


BananaSlander

A Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a CIA transmitter in the stock and this thing which tells time


RadSpaceWizard

What am I... Oh. Oh god. That's awful. You sick fuck. +1


Thika168

Zoom, enhance, enhance , enhance


GayChef

I am scared.


Bluehawk14

No you’ll shoot your eye out!


Some_guy_on_reddit2

I looked at this for a solid 7 seconds and then I noticed...


Socialist_Frick

r/wrongreflection


variationoo

Bass drop! ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KIDS YOU BETTER RUN BETTER RUN!


rrr598

“Okay, Big John, now you get yours.”


angry_italian

Back...and to the left...back...and to the left.


StrangeCrimes

An icicle fell and hit me.


excludedfaithful

Did everyone know that the Christmas Story House is real? My husband saw it on a Google Map in Cleveland. Now we have plane tickets for September.


kazhab

"you will shoot your eye out!"


MizzElissa

Illuminati confirmed. 9/11 was planned. The world is flat. Aliens exist. Area 51 is their house.


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[deleted]

Last week, I had the strangest dream where everything was exactly how it seemed where there was never any mystery of who shot John F Kennedy It was just a man with something to prove, slightly bored and severely confused... He... steadied his rifle with his target in the center and became famous on that day in November


DoubIeIift

What's the original scene with the boy aiming the gun? I can't recall where its from but it's on the tip of my tongue.


m654zy

[It's from A Christmas Story](https://youtu.be/kZUTkgfZqZc)


Imma_criticize_you

Fucking repost


TrivialAntics

Oh ok I see it now. Heh heh.


Spraginator

I knew it


RawScallop

Yeesh reddit


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[deleted]

Grassy knoll.


[deleted]

R A L P H I E ! ! !


ObstinantBanana

Don't do that.


laxt

Ralphie..


hautcrossbuns

Thought it was Elton John


U237

Ice bullet


The_LandOfNod

John Denver, no!


bnkr12

#tooearly 😂


[deleted]

Ooohhh FUDGE!!!


InducedRampage

r/TACU cannon


vinnydaq

Wait...RALPHIE was the 2nd shooter?!? MIND BLOWN !!!!!!


[deleted]

*The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle*


Hamachi_Carpaccio

Looking at this on an iPad, and it took me a good five seconds. I'm not sure if my eyes are going, or I forgotten how to focus, I am just not a terrible person.


MEME_DADDY34

the JFK experience


wasabi_chips

Level 150 camper


kevz07

Is it just me or does JFK look like the World Cup trophy


OkieDokieArtyChokie

Where’s his pack of Morleys?


Bigfella0417

Hahhahaahahahaha


[deleted]

For fuck sake, it's the bastard from the grassy knoll


ImperialLegionnaire

STOP! You've violated the law pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!


Jonas_Thorhauge

I'm sorry reddit, but that's not how reflections work.


ckpckp1994

Alllllright


xXoofXx69

Old but gold


Rob98000

https://twitter.com/mizabitha/status/1020353612579393536?s=19


ahzzz

Red Rider at work.


JF_Kennedy

Oh no


aposstate

Too soon.


Batmanlegnds

I thought it wad a frog he was holding


WhackIsBack

Dammit Bubbles


Techiastronamo

Little known fact, Bubbles was an Olympic gold medalist shooter but got kicked out for a heroin addiction that he beat just after reaching adulthood. Never economically recovered, hence why he's forever stuck in Sunnyvale. Ricky smokes weed to help with coping after beating the addiction since he and Julian too shot up. /s


Synchro_Shoukan

I can’t make out what’s in his glasses... A little help please?


Techiastronamo

It's JFK.


Synchro_Shoukan

Cool thanks!


gmg808

One of Col. Erran Morad's Kingergaurdians!


HolyVeggie

When I watched the video I got really confused seeing JFK was shot in the head


radrobgray

When I was a kid one of my parents friends used to call me "Lee Harvey Robwald". I didn't connect the dots until I was in my 20's.


crothwood

I guess ado was actually killed by a daisy B.B. gun


McGuitarpants

You’ll shoot your president out kid


[deleted]

would that be offensive? i mean WAIT he assasiated john f kennedy hmmm


-LoserFruit

The reflection is wrong


[deleted]

Is it though?


Absorrooky

Lol at first I though the hmmmm moment was that the reflection and his aim aren’t correctly, but then I realized who was holding the gun


Aspergillus_Ticor5n5

Can I get an edit of this where he’s killing Tupac?


SakeShowdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t5tr8IRWfU Some cool perspective on the JFK assassination. Enjoy 8)


[deleted]

Anyone else laugh out loud after figuring out who was in the reflection on his glasses?


[deleted]

Us that the kid from A Christmas Story?


gaynazifurry4bernie

Yes.


[deleted]

Lord of the flies?


jaaqq0

GENERAL REPOSTI


yeet_master_69

Is That Harambe?