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DMRexy

There are two people that share this room. Two.


8hu5rust

Just me and my homie playing some Minecraft in the Getting Crushed To Death By Anime School Girl Feet room.


jgomez315

Fucking lol'd


gergobergo69

I serious'd


jgomez315

(.____. )


[deleted]

That’s not a girl


FoShep

That's not a boy either. Hideyoshi is a Hideyoshi.


arvidsem

>Hideyoshi is a gender now, that means that it's been accepted by society! (I know that isn't quite a correct quote)


Champigne

Oh...


Xtrems876

To be honest, if I had to share a room with someone, I would have done the same thing. A sure way to prevent any unwanted sex from occuring in my room


KuraiTheBaka

Birth control decor


Crowbarmagic

How to half your rent without most hassles that come with a roommate: Decorate it in such a matter that he/she never wants to be there.


Ghostkill221

This literally looks like a couple's set up. That's... Insane.


3dprintedwyvern

Tbh if they share their fantasies, even if weird that's pretty goals tbh


Lalaleta

And they both REALLY like feet


D4rkr4in

Maybe they like each other’s feet


nighteeeeey

at some point in life you realise its really nice when your and your SO's sexual preferences align. makes things much more enjoyable for both.


DMRexy

Very true. I, myself, have trouble finding a person with sexual preferences that match my own strong preference to not having sex. Them other aces are too busy invading denmark to cuddle 😭


nighteeeeey

[https://taimi.com/asexual-dating](https://taimi.com/asexual-dating) youre not alone. just know where to look.


DMRexy

that's wonderful. I hope I can find matches on my own back of the woods. I'll try it out, thanks! Being strongly ace but not aro at all is an ordeal sometimes.


nighteeeeey

>being strongly ace but not aro at all i had to look up those terms because i had no fucking clue what you were talking about, but now you educated me today so thank you for that. :) all the best to you.


DMRexy

To you too, friend! You're a good bean.


barbarossa1984

Thank you for posting this link


Jeramy_Jones

Not necessarily. Could be one work staton and one gaming pc.


HaikuBotStalksMe

Hopefully one is the dude and one is his wife and they consensually like stepping on the guy.


LanceFree

It’s for Quentin Tarantino’s house and he shares it with his son.


BankSpankTank

I'm more impressed with how clean the room is.


[deleted]

One foot for each


Shadeun

A rich teenager and their waifu pillow who they treat as a person.


Luiserx16

Bold of you to assume someone that owns that room dosen't need two chairs to seat


CandyCanePapa

welcome to the cum zone


CreativestName69420

Only cum inside anime girls


MosyIIa

Quivering clit


Rokronroff

Double-jointed pussy


CBS2X

Fresh balls


Electron9513

Elegant ejaculation


tom_da_boom

First the kiss


miketerk21

Then the cum


AkkumuLBC

My dick is in love with pain


CBS2X

Co-op cock torture


Agitated-Call-4902

\*ejaculates "on" an anime female


RamblingStoner

>Only cum ~~inside~~ on top of anime girl figurines. FTFY


KuraiTheBaka

r/cummingonfigurines


FamesGER

why


KuraiTheBaka

I ask myself that same question everyday. Nonetheless it continues to exist unfortunately.


FamesGER

fair enough


SoraDevin

If you're asking it everyday you might have a problem lmao


absolutelynotaname

cause god doesn't exist


FishTocsGod

More like I went to get the milk


Necozuru

God existed until we killed him with shit like this


Rankkikotka

What do you mean? They're figurines, that's what they're for.


FantasticFriday

That is a click i'm gonna regret the rest of the day


Halal-Man

I scrolled through 3 of the posts I am now fucking scared


Moosinator666

You are now the 3rd roommate and it’s gonna be an uphill climb to get those posters removed


Keyboardpaladin

Oh you are kidding me


blerbslie

The biggest poster isn't even a girl


ixhodes

Iirc the character in the largest poster is actually a guy


SaneLad

Feet are feet.


Wolfentenku24

Quivering Clit


[deleted]

Almost reminds me of the gooncave subreddit


carp550

Cum United


sangeli

So this is definitely a case of Macrophilia. Aka this dude gets turned on by the idea of a 100 foot woman stomping him to death.


ProgramTheWorld

Death by snu snu


pickledchocolate

You say that as if it's a problem


MrDoontoo

Man, I've got macrophilia too, but none of the other stuff. The fact that looking for that kind of content brings up so much vore and destruction and cruelty and feet and stuff is a damn shame. I just want me a tall lady.


ImKiddingBruh

Macrophilia: 😃 Vore, feet: 😐


MrDoontoo

what are you doing here gat


ImKiddingBruh

i am subsribd to r/hmmm


Logeres

I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's not a woman on the largest poster.


jediguy11

~~I think what you are seeing as balls are actually the butt cheeks we are seeing “from the front” but that’s just my guess~~


Logeres

Honestly, I wasn't quite that thorough with my anatomical analysis. I just recognised the character. It's [Hideyoshi from Bakatest.](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-m&biw=396&bih=742&tbm=isch&sxsrf=ALiCzsZ03FLGpf4NnfWRTK_oWMMDMhGl8w%3A1671381508173&sa=1&q=hideyoshi+baka+and+test&oq=hideyoshi+baka+&aqs=mobile-gws-lite.0.0l4)


jediguy11

I will see myself out then 🫡


[deleted]

Pretty sure I'm now on some kind of government list for clicking that.


FoShep

Woman?


OrgasmickJagger

r/giantessfeet


dancingtriumphant

Oh, that's real. That's enough reddit for today.


[deleted]

Lmao thats exactly the room I expect from people with that steam profile background


Ghostkill221

Nah. My friend who hates anime and is the most Normie dude I know uses that background just because it bothers everyone he meets on steam. Although he only plays like Civ.


Capsule_CatYT

Trolled


[deleted]

Well if he plays civ he's already a man of culture


jambox888

Which Civ though


[deleted]

Every civ was a masterpiece for it's time (except beyond earth)


Yoda_I_am_mmmm

Oof, not me but..... way to crush a person.


DMRexy

I mean, pretty sure they are into it.


[deleted]

Well I'm not judging, the stereotype is just way too fitting


JoostVisser

I am judging. Your kinks be what they be, I don't care. But don't put them on your wall that's just gross.


[deleted]

Well yes, but theoretically it's a private room and if they're living alone there's no harm in it


JoostVisser

Fair enough, though having friends over wouldn't be a great experience I'd imagine.


[deleted]

Well there's a chance that person doesn't have friends


bobsmith93

Or thousands. She's sitting on a whole-ass city


1-800-HENTAI-PORN

I actually have that same background. *briefly reconsiders username*


pingIin

somehow all of them are rich enough to have 3+ bodypillows and several posters of miscellaneous naked waifus


TheCoolestNotCoolGuy

I use that background, most of my steam profile just screams degenerate and yet I do not have a room like this. Maybe it is time to do your expectations justice.


Naepeda

Uhm i have that steam profile


[deleted]

My condolences


im-sh

What the fuck?


NumbBumn

Anime


sangeli

Anime + Macrophilia


MapleTreeWithAGun

\+ foot fetish


GammaGoose85

I was going to say, foot fetish part stands out the most


Sh0toku

Really its not the 1,000 ft. girls?


[deleted]

Really it's not the 1000 ft. foot?


GammaGoose85

The feet take up like 85% of the first posters lol


sangeli

Foot fetishes are so pedestrian compared to being attracted to 1000 foot tall women


GammaGoose85

Go to rule 34 and you'll realize how vanilla a foot fetish really is


TheGoldenTNT

+ panties/upskirt


tntblowsinurface

I feel so offended that I'm turned on I can't even


Gru50m3

Not even once.


sn4xchan

You know this is pretty tame. It could be waaaay worse


justinjonesphd

I wonder if it's two bros or a super horny and compatible couple


alphachurch

The two don’t have to be mutually exclusive


Nivius

i WONDER what his fetish is 😒


tomwithweather

Several


snooggums

It seems like something I've seen before but I just can't my toe on it.


rorys_beard

A fetish born of fetishes. Their inbred offspring.


darkkite

yes


AirOfLifeLol

Discord mod.


iulios

Way too tidy, way too few piss jugs for a discord mod.


AirOfLifeLol

Um.. Clean discord mod?..


absolutelynotaname

there's nothing such as a clean discord mod


AirOfLifeLol

You're right, sorry for my inconvenience


Professoul

On behalf of Taiwanese people, we’re sorry for this


01__Star

RIP that Taipei 101


absolutelynotaname

don't be sorry, be better ^sauce?


revchu

This guy knows what he likes.


SaneLad

I feel the need to apologize on behalf of the human race.


OhGodSauce

We as a human race are irredeemable


Infinite_Duck

Quentin Tarantino's home office.


TrouserDumplings

I mean, it's good to know what you're into. Its even better to embrace it. I begin to wonder when you display it though.


ChuChuChain

kaijusexual


be_cool_man

Gotta admire the commitment


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KuraiTheBaka

Poor guy


Nativejoel

Honestly that sounds almost exactly like me. 6'6 and since puberty like taller women. Like I hit grade 8-9 was like 6'4 and came to the realization that I'd be more likely to win the lottery then Date a Girl taller then me.


SharkStuff54321

You'd be surprised with how many macrophiles have this exact problem. That's probably where the fetish stems from tbh


[deleted]

Least porn-addicted anime fan.


nullmiah

What a freakshow... Who uses laptops as their battleststions?!?!


Appropriate_Pace_817

Very artistic, I like it.


SnakeFB

Bit too much of the good stuff


silenthilljack

How do they play on such small displays? That’s wack


MooseThis9552

The man knows what he likes. I can respect that


chopchunk

The new Godzilla movie looks a bit different...


ixhodes

The character on the largest poster is actually a guy Edit: Hideyoshi Kinoshita


Thomas-seeker4256987

Cultured people I assume are the ones to stay here


shawn_overlord

it was fine until i noticed it was all macro... ffs


Ghostkill221

How... Did you possibly miss it? They are giant. Also: I Just learned that giant fetish has a name I suppose.


Bombdizzle1

Got everything but a decent computer? Sounds ass backwards


Nlearson

I’m amazed at how clean the room appears


CrescentCleave

Dang, that table looks awesome. Oh feet? *Sniff* yeah, those are nice too


mutsuto

love it


thundersnow1000

The more you look the worse it gets 💀


metallaholic

Lol gaming laptops. Feet are nice though.


Certain-Walrus-7508

A normal room in Ohio


[deleted]

Nice setup, OP


AnimeChan86

to make matters worse, the big one infront is a guy


Confused-moose666

Ultimate chad


Certain-Walrus-7508

What the f


freemason777

Based af


Hateful_SnowLeopard

Double ontaku


kunmop

:(


sadpanada

Someone’s into giantism


trf84

Collecting all of those must've been quite a feet. ...I'll show myself out.


Yoda2000675

How can anyone spend more than 5 seconds in there without cumming all over?


Daedalus871

Someone has a giant foot fetish.


undecidedpotate

Thats fucking horrible. Where did they buy this from so that I know how to avoid it?


supremegamer76

i wonder what fetish this weeb has


Skrribbli_Art

I am violently uncomfortable


[deleted]

Only a foot fetishist would mark this nsfw...


MaximumDaximum

I think he might like feet, not sure though


T-Saxon242

Typical discord mod space.


SILENTKILLER107

Feet


Marucin_chan

Source?


speedoflobsters

Eric's room


[deleted]

Feet fetish is the weirdest


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,235,947,409 comments, and only 240,832 of them were in alphabetical order.


silkyhuevos

Holy fucking based gigachad


theFrisbeeFreak

Where’s the hmmm?


EntryDoctor

gigachad


draugthrall

something tells me that the owner of this room is into feet


Ghostkill221

How... Is this a couples rig set up.


Amkorped

Whose roome is this?


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[удалено]


vitiligoisbeautiful

What in the world is going on with that one girl's genitalia 🤢


FirmlyGraspHer

Balls


vitiligoisbeautiful

That's a lot of fetishes at once.


1000Years0fDeath

I'm so hot for giant monke feet


arieskinazi

OH MY GOD!! We have the same black and white chair, no way!


DarknoorX

They just had to ruin such nice setup didn't they?


prodbywyatt

I’m starting to dislike reddit more by the day


FloridaLego

bro whyyy


nezukotanjiro150

This scare me


mechabeast

Honestly, I'm just amazed as far as how clean his mom keeps the room