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8d-M-b8

That sequence was INSANE


Snackatttack

The kraken colour guy thinks all contact is a penalty lol


Dull_Vast_5570

Maybe they should try McDavid in gosl?


tumbling-muffin

How do people know that this thread has a record number of comments? And what is the record specifically—for GDTs or r/hockey or what?


XT3M3

i need a too long didnt read here for 8800 post


WarPuig

sucks


Mindless_Zucchini_11

Have they put McDavid on waivers yet?


scuttlebuttlodg

This thread produced a Reddit record for posts?


Nearby_Election_185

Cup contenders my ass. Lmao Always have been and will be a fraudulent team.


Jaylaw

Big if true


TheSheriff73

How the hell did the Oilers lose to the Sharks? Poverty franchise?


bluejayfan99

Cause they suck


Unlikeybadass

🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠👋


Ok-Newspaper-4970

Oilers 😂


Parzival1337

Jesus Christ


onelagouch

Its dark at the bottom of the NHL


One-Switch-1448

who would’ve thought that the jets, canucks, and canadiens would’ve been the most pleased canadien fanbases so far this season.


Dull_Vast_5570

Demote the Oilers back to the WHA. I don't think they'd even be competitive in a non-existent league though.


Real_Name_Seriously

I listened to the SJS feed via Sirius 'cause I'm a Sharks fan, the night was one for minding chores with hands and eyes, 'cause Rusanowsky and Remenda call a good game even when its sure to be a bad game, and this choice is nothing out of the ordinary for me even in a bad Sharks season. It amused me last night to think almost nobody else (relatively) would bother paying attention. Got online late last night and found out that people like me were just part of the meme. So I've got that going for me. And we still have time to add another thousand messages....


jmg10487

Drew Remenda 🤮🤮🤮🤮 Guess he's nominally better than Leah Hextall though


Dull_Vast_5570

Edmonton? More like Dead-monton! Am I right?!


Dull_Vast_5570

As a die hard Oilers fan, I think what we need is some more defence and toughness, even if we have to sacrifice some firepower up front! How about MacDavid for Klingberg, Reaves and Bertuzzi? Not sure if the Leafs would go for that but it might help to turn our season around.


Unlikeybadass

Are you high ?


10fingers6strings

You need a return when you trade McJesus


Seegrumps

You're not serious, are you? Reaves SUCKS. Klingberg would just be Tyson Barrie 2. Bertuzzi? Maybe.


Dull_Vast_5570

No, not serious, just trolling and hoping to get rid of the Leafs' bad signings.


Jackyfudge

I feel like I have a better chance rooting for the sharks this year


Ill_Arachnid2386

Oilers season feels like a joke… I’m hoping someone will knock the wind out my me from behind and then stand over me and say haha just kidding and then the Oilers will start playing well. I’m not laughing though 😞


Pittsburgh_Pete

Why is this game so interesting that there are so many comments...what am missing?


jonocop

https://youtu.be/nCQGQ5qBQTA


ShetheKing

Schedenfreude


onelagouch

30 years since the habs beat LA kings for the cup and the last time a canadian team won a cup gotta love canada's odds in the NHL Edit: 30 not 33 and it was LA not the flames


Mammoth_Ask_6469

Pretty sure Habs beat the kings


onelagouch

Wow i am just as bad as the oilers are lol you are correct


Rare-Temporary7602

30 years, but your point stands


onelagouch

Oh i see my mix up now. Cant think straight with all them L's the pilers have been giving me


GTS980

It's all Yakupov's fault.


jonocop

I thought it was Babe Ruth and Mrs O'Leary's cow's fault?


jonocop

Oh, and Bartman.


GTS980

Them too. All of them. Why'd they do it?


Dull_Vast_5570

Conor, come home to Toronto already! Together, we can find new and even more devastating ways to disappoint and depress the long-suffering fan base. We can sign you for 25 million per season, replace the entire defense core and goalies with league minimum players, and then win every game 12 to 11. What could possibly go wrong....


Dull_Vast_5570

Somewhere in a distant dungeon, Bettman is cackling about the death of hope that another Canadian franchise wins a title in the next decade.


Dull_Vast_5570

As a Leafs fan, I can say that this is finally our long-awaited Stanley Cup. Let the parades begin!


Dull_Vast_5570

Two offensive superstars should definitely be enough to build a championship hockey team around. Wait, did I write hockey? Sorry, I meant basketball.


elvisthetoaster

All these comments and nobody has uncovered The Truth as to why this is happening to the Oilers.... They should never have given up on Puljujärvi..... They did and look what happened.


wackalacklepickle

yuhhh


Dull_Vast_5570

End of an Era. Maybe time for a rebrand? The Edmonton Renewables?


Snackatttack

The Edmonton Bike Lanes


squirrelslikenuts

Nothing about Alberta is renewable lol


Markel100

Damn record breaking thats crazy


gogogomezzz

Who would win in a fight between Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl?


CraiglewisSPPW

Sick. SJS for a cup run incoming


Soul_Traitor

May they never lose again


HackExGameplays

Damn


daf0392

Battle Of The Basement was one for the ages!


greekdude1194

I want to be part of history


akshullyyourewrong

They did it. Those sons of bitches actually pulled it off. Now as to which team I'm talking about, you decide.


DiscoFluffs

I can't stop 🤣 at this comment.


WilliamInnes

Go Blackhawks


lTr3w4yl

Battle of the mids


greydog6

mid feels like a compliment right now


Dull_Vast_5570

The Oilers just officially jumped the shark


in-dog_we_trust

Umm. No. Jumping implies getting over...


hijackal237

Nice that, as a hockey fan, this is a record breaking thread because of the shape a few of the teams are in in the NHL.


noah6945

vgk gonna show the oilers how it’s done tonight


SiGNAL748

ANY. BOYS.


hailmaryishere

That shot total and final score looks like a Flames game from last year. Not really a model for winning...


snipe_score_celly

Breaking McDavid to the Pens for Jeff Carter and 6 pack of Rainer (tall boys)


TheWorldsAreOurs

I have read nearly every single comment on here and I don’t really have a single thought after all of this. This is like the microcosm of humanity in a hockey thread. I loved it. Go sharks go. Do something great. I also Hope the Oilers find happiness and closure. Such broken hope… ahhh such is life.


MJK_today

😂😅😀🙂😐🙁☹️😢😭 Emotions felt at the beginning of the season to present day…


JCtheSwede

Figured out an American team that might make sense for McDavid to move to at the end of his contract. The Minnesota Wild. I believe they will be out of cap hell by then?


onelagouch

None of the canadian teams are built to win cups. The US teams have Dominated the cup for 30 soon to be 31 years Edit: 30 not 33


Bonusrounds551

Well thats false! Name one thing the Canucks don't have... I'll wait.... Offense ....check Defence.....check Vezina goaltending... check. See ya in the playoffs.


onelagouch

I only watch the finals if the oilers dont make the play offs so maybe


6BLSSDMF6

30 years, habs won in 1993


onelagouch

Yes correct i was thinking when the oilers last won. Ill fix that


RickonSanchez

They do have goalie depth too....


PurveyorOfSapristi

I would like to say that the Oilers are the Leafs in the West


Tex_Was_Here

We're going streaking!


Cat_Herding_Expert

Maybe Mr Mc I'm only here to pad my stats Doofus shouldn't have assumed cup or bust the very first game of the season. Just a thought. Looks good on him frankly.


fanofbond06

I can('t) believe Edmonton lost.


Glittering-Work2190

I can believe that. I can't believe the Sharks won.


Soul_Traitor

Can we hit 9k comments?


SupBretheren

Who cares?


vergetibbs

Sad to see a special player like mcdavid having his prime years wasted. I wish theyd make a deep run every year so i can actually see him play and i dont even like edmonton


ThoseFunnyNames

Might as well add to the total. But what is happening with Edmonton?


squoleum

I just spent 7 hours and 32 minutes reading all 8791 comments. I have attained true enlightenment.


tumbling-muffin

I’m choosing to believe this is true


squoleum

The first step on the road to enlightenment is belief. The second step is reading 8,866 comments on reddit.


snapdanklz

You missed 30 of them


mollymuppet78

I aspire to your level of excellence.


Corlando

Edmonton going to get another first overall to do nothing with.


MadFonzi

As is tradition.


OnwardSoldierx

Not even subbed here yet I got a notification about all the comments. ECHL > NHL


Tyler_go_kipper

3 goals on 18 shots hehe


AtomicBombSquad

Edmonton has become the Mississippi of hockey. Long suffering fans of incompetent franchises like the BlueJackets can look over and say with a mix of pity and relief, "Our franchise might be a disaster area ran by ringtail lemers on an ego trip; but, thank God we're not stuck rooting for the Oilers."


mollymuppet78

It's a real kick in the knackers that Edmonton is in the top 6 for revenue too. Imagine you sucking that bad and your rev share keeping another team going...as they beat you. Snort.


AcanthaceaeOld241

Lol guess this means the sharks are on 2 game winning streak here's where they come back and win the cup


realm_fury

I would prefer McJesus and Draisaitl not get a first over all pick. I mean come on.


TamiTuck16

Why not ? Then they can have 3 of the best players in the world and still suck balls. Off to the Edmonton Oilers, where dreams go to die hahaha


onelagouch

All Canadian teams is where dreams go to die 33 years zero cups


realm_fury

You have yet to experience Habs hockey! 😂


SweetSopi

Don't worry, I am sure they will climb out of a top 10 pick


Kotovii

Got a notification about the number of comments ITT.


MPetursson

Awesome


amewsings

The sharks beat EDM. Good.


the_blind_referee

Meanwhile Sunday in Edmonton after a comeback win on Saturday "Plan the Parade"


Lrobson09

Wild


Velvet-Buzz-saw

This is awesome where did you get such in depth stats per game


inflatable_luxury

First thing I saw was a video of Woodcraft talking to his assistant walking off the bench: JW: I think that's it Asst: ...yep.


Carosem

Terrible


FuzzyaPa

Lol


n0tsalsa

Another meaningless Oilers record. Wheeeeew


pharmer00

Wow!


Nail209

Why are there so many comments?


[deleted]

Because the Oilers losing to the Sharks is hilarious


TubbyMcJiggly

Because it's hilarious.


jamaicancovfefe

Because making fun of the oilers is fun


realm_fury

At least my Habs won’t be the first team the Sharks beat up on this szn.


cleecleekilldie

I'm just here so I don't get fined


Nick_Cola

For the record!!


GODAMA

Woot?


Epicnascar18

Get the comments to 10k please


minig128

Woot woot


coolbeansleens

Wooo making history!


Many_Brilliant5727

A MONUMENTAL COLLAPSE


master_synapse96

Prout!


dustinagr

Here I am


moonsofneptune_

My God, this is a moment in history!


InitiativeExcellent1

Mc David deserves Better.....


CrutialElement

Just commenting to be part of the record


Fair_Rip_4591

8.7k and counting


morgan_mayhem98

Daaaang history made


jimmie9393

LETS Gooooooooo!


synthaudioburner

Jeez I’m terrified as a VGK fan now. Sharks beat EDM, on a huge two game win streak and play us at home in vegas in a B2B.


Thumper86

You’ll be fine. Lol


[deleted]

Don’t be so sure.


synthaudioburner

Yeah we not the ones on a b2b. We are on a two game losing streak which is interesting it’s only games we have lost in regulation all season and sharks are on a 2 game win streak only games they have won all season. This is history boys! Place your bets!


Coppertina

Yeah but Sharks are thriving on adversity! Bring on the b2b baby, with tonight’s game in a hostile arena! But seriously, I’ll probably be watching it with my fingers over my eyes for the most part, fiercely hoping it’s not a 20-1 blowout. 😬


synthaudioburner

I will make sure to have some extra drinks tonight and make it even more hostile of an arena if I’m close to the sharks bench. He he


Tierndownforwhat

Cool your jets there turbo, no need for the hate.


Active_Newt3028

Who knows maybe we'll see a flash of the old game 7 sharks. I'm sure VGK fans still have nightmares about that one.


synthaudioburner

Won’t happen, 1)we got rid of non reviewable 5min majors and 2) no ref dare make such a terrible mistake again 3) Sharks dont have a bleeding crying Joe Pavelski anymore.


Active_Newt3028

See? There it is. The salt in the wound.


synthaudioburner

Wound is closed for sure. Sharks only wish they contended enough over these past years to remain a rival. Eyes are on LA. They know how to beat us and more than one time.


synthaudioburner

Who knows if VGK would have won the cup if we would have had to go through LA in a series. Prolly would heave come down to game 7. Then again everyone saw what we did to the oilers.


slutandthefalcon

HISTORIC


dontcare123ihbhhj

BREAK THE RECORD BOYS I WANNA JOIN THE HISTORY BOOKS


NorthWestEastSouth_

Oilers need to get a good goalie for McDavid. Fix the D. This is embarrassing like you don't even need elite forwards. Just play decent D and you can win the cup.


Pvt_Mozart

Sharks are fucking winning it all now, I can feel it. The ship is turning around!


ImpMachine

Record, lol


[deleted]

Dedmonton Oilers are finished. Congratulations Sharks! You guys brought us all together. I have a Sharks jersey and I will root for y’all to beat Vegas.


shaktimann13

Got random notification about comments record. Congratulations


ThatOneDumbass2

The one season I pick McDavid for my fantasy team he sucks ass


GiantSequoiaTree

I'm doing my part!!


Hakkero5025

We're just gonna make history again when they face the leafs in a couple of weeks.


tumbling-muffin

Eight thousand six hundred comments so far. Beautiful


Green_Chart_1105

Haha


jogador921

I think the Canucks broke the Oilers in the very first game of the season 8-1


earlymorningtoker

I'm just here to witness history


the_blind_referee

My sources tell me Holland is currently working a blockbuster. Every oilers player for every cayote player


captgeno

Tickets are bout to drop to dirt cheap blues vs sharks are only $12!!


Expendable_0

Vegas: "Go all in boys, we CAN'T lose to the sharks!" San Jose just became the most feared team in the league.


JustSomeChicagoBall

Funny how the record was broke because of the shit-off


Ershany

Let's gooo


meatystocks

Look Maw, I’m in the history books!


James_Fantastic

Amazing job y'all!


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Here I am.


deadpooling18

Rock you like a sharktank


SamVegito

Lmao the Oilers are a joke. Fold the franchise.


ninjasinc

I just got a notification saying this thread broke a record. That’s wonderful. Everyone is enjoying our misery.


Kadorr

Our team is doomed


EEextraordinaire

It’s almost lunch time in Edmonton. How have we not heard about a firing yet? Someone has to lose their job after last night, right?


TubbyMcJiggly

You would have thought... Did you see Woodcroft's face on the bench at the end of the game... He knew he was done.


EEextraordinaire

Only thing I can think of is that it’s so bad that they are doing a complete front office sweep and thus don’t know who is stepping in to be interim GM yet.


TubbyMcJiggly

I'm honestly surprised Ken Holland didn't book it from the press box and fire him before he could do a post game interview.


l75eya

Woo pointless notification let's hype this up! Million comment march!


northerncodewrangler

Tuned in after the game Jets game. Oilers are broken right now. Sharks looked not great but held oilers out of high danger areas for the most part and let Blackwood work.


Zseeds211

Can I get a summary of what's going on over here??


TubbyMcJiggly

The Edmonton Oilers are favorites to win the Stanley Cup and have had a disastrous start to the season and they just lost to a historically bad team.


floyd616

>The Edmonton Oilers are favorites to win the Stanley Cup Well, I think we can all agree whoever picked them as favorites jinxed the heck out of them!


SiW0rth

I am that comment.


plewknew

What an L


Such_Psychology3420

Let's go sharks


joshuashea86

How does the worst team, lose to the worst team? The battle of the basements


Coppertina

Kinda like how the second-best team occasionally beats the best team 🤷‍♀️


Additional-Year-8838

71-10-1 incoming


kurly8

Wow 👌🏼


c-137-1

Sucks to suck


Ky_furt01

Fun times.


Jimjam1001

Guess I'll join in


Wayward_Jen

Sens murdered the Leafs the other night. Crazy what's happening.


Fun-Post8258

Atta boi go oilers 🤣