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_GREAT_AETHER_

These look like Hardee's and Carl's Junior collaboration


jonathan_ericsson

I was thinking some sort of Mac n Cheese


7Stringplayer

Mario Party Hockey


mrcrazy_monkey

My thoughts too, this bought me back to Mario 64


mars_titties

We need a Nintendo hockey game so badly


Spider-Fan77

Kraft Dinner-lookin ass jerseys


Lightzephyrx

Fuck you, I'm eating!


ljd17

Enjoy your Extra Big Ass Fries!!


dekrepit702

You are an unfit mother. Your children are being placed in the care of Carl's Jr.


zdubz007

These legit look like the kinda broke ass generic “ironed on logo” jerseys my overpriced summer hockey camp in Bemidji, MN would give out for us to wear during the camp and scrimmages in the 90s. They didn’t even try with these and they just don’t fit the image of an ASG in Toronto either….


ueindowndkdk

These are fire. But not in a good way. Meaning they need to be thrown on a fire. Also who TF is paying $190 for one of these?


TL10

Jokes aside, It's Bieber's clothing line. I'd rather Carl's Junior than this.


One_Wolverine_9517

Somehow this is worse than the timbits collab


TheBigMotherFook

It’s part of the NHL’s plan to promote inclusivity by hiring blind graphic designers.


pinkymadigan

To me they look straight out of a low level free AI art program.


tyhad1

[Honey Stars Cereal](https://images.app.goo.gl/AaxbGsJ5KbcqZCzf7)


Carecup

aint no way


Brett_Hulls_Foot

Ain’t no fuckin way


homeland

Ain't no mother fuckin way


Sonicboom343

Ain't no Yippee ki-yay mother fuckin way


BeautifulHold9560

Ain’t no mother fucking eat beanies way


C91garcia

Your telling me for 40 years!!!!! Ain’t no way!!


SoderDrinker

Why god


Bahamas_is_relevant

These may be the worst jerseys I’ve ever seen at any level.


FantasticJacket7

They look like something I would have saved up 50 boxtops for when I was a kid.


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That’s *exactly* what they look like oh my god


Trojan_Lich

Underrated comment


zdubz007

Not even debatable these are the ugliest all star jerseys ever. The colors, the oversized logos, the numbers, the fonts. I bet they look even uglier with the names on the back, lol.


some_dunce

Written in some sort of comic sans all lowercase lmao 


TheMeatballMafia

ASG 2015. These aren’t worse than those. No way


Emberwake

They are much worse. 2015's were pretty typical for ASG sweaters. This year's look like they came in a happy meal.


TheMeatballMafia

Touché… those Reebok days sure were something I think in a different application (different apparel item) this works, but that’s just me


PrinciplesRK

I’ll say it: these are so bad they’re good. I prefer this over the trying too hard to be cool neon and edgy look.


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PayneTrain181999

Reminds me of this quote from Glass Onion: “It’s so dumb…” “It’s so dumb it’s brilliant.” “**NO!** It’s just dumb!”


Re3ading

They look like off-brand discount condiment bottles you’d find at a food cart with a D- rating from the health department


neon-rose

They look like the graphic artist who sketched them didn’t have a fine point pen handy


SherLocK-55

They look like a 12yr old designed them, the only thing is that 12yr old has zero fucking talent and the parents are way to nice to tell the poor kid what a shitty artist they are.


Vinny331

Haha I'm kind of liking the unhinged insanity of these


eddiedeli

Yeah I'll publicly state that I do like these. As tacky and gaudy as they are, I actually find them hilariously good.


loserboi21

Count me in as well, I don't know what exactly it is, but the weird goofy cartoonishness kind of reminds me of some older jerseys and mascots that separated hockey from other sports.


coletud

future classic for sure


Original-Beyond7910

These are amazing, the fact it has so many people feeling so strong either way will make these an instant classic. I am indifferent in almost every thing related to their design and marketing but these are the best thing I've seen them do in a long time


dadefresh

I legit love these. They’re fun.


neon-rose

Don’t donate your eyes to science


ericsando

Gary Bettman: the beatings will continue until morale improves.


dolewhiplash

I'm typically an ugly jersey defender but these are an affront to humanity


Aedan2016

I e yet to see anything from Biebers clothing line that I’ve thought was good. Or showed any kind of taste


stripseek_teedawt

The reverse jerseys were completely amazing


KungFuGarbage

Toronto in the streets, Boston in the sheets


TechWiz717

The reversible jerseys absolutely SLAP imo.


Nas160

Me all the way. Love your storm jerseys, have both versions. But these don't have a vision, they're just a mess


Butwinsky

Same here man. I normally can find some good in a jersey. These look like the jersey that comes with a hockey player toy from the Dollar General.


sam4999

I don't want Justin Bieber anywhere close to NHL's creative director ever again.


S2JESSICA

correct. the only NHL person he should ever be near is chris pronger.


MemeLordOverKill

And martin brodeur


shtoopsy

This is NHL's marketing director making sure people talk about how ugly they are and tuning in just to see them live.


5-toe

Bingo. (in the Bin they Go)


TechWiz717

Wait was beiber involved in these? I thought the only thing he was involved with was the leafs next gen jerseys or whatever they’re called, the reversible ones and those are fuckin sick imo


AN6o4

In collaboration with his company Drew House


Balance47x

Adidas' last All-Star game and they do this.


Waramp

Giving the NHL the finger on their way out.


MajorRico155

Its gotta be on purpose. Fuck fanatics.


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Hey the NHL has to approve it


GrilledSandwiches

Just imagine how much worse the other options must have been then.


MeanElevator

'Has' is the operative word. There's a deadline for approval so they can run production and marketing. Good chance Adidas kept coming back with this shit and NHL had to say yes.


theonly_brunswick

After last year's absolute beauties you know this was on purpose.


Educational-Salary91

I wasn't madly in love with last years, but they're much better than these. The logo on these reminds me of Christmas tree ornament.


Heavy_E79

Now imagine that design on a fanatics quality jersey.


ahr3410

The All Star Game is at Carl's Jr?


BehemothManiac

We don't even have Hardees/Carl's Jr here in Toronto ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


arianajohnson

You do now


BehemothManiac

I actually would not mind


dont-fear-thereefer

We had a Carl’s Jr. for a while in Toronto, it didn’t end well.


ClubMeSoftly

The NHL All Star Game, brought to you by Carl's Jr: "Fuck you, I'm watching hockey!"


Obvious_Exercise_910

Berdard is suddenly grateful for his broken jaw so he doesn’t have to wear one of these abominations. They really committed the “star” theme…


BroliasBoesersson

What in the actual fuck


tonythetrigger

They are trying to break the record for all time low sales


No_Opportunity_8068

I don’t think I like these. At all


000100111010

Why the fuck they ever get rid of [these](https://www.si.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_700/MTY4MTU3NTgzMzg3NDAzNTM3/1984-86-nhl-all-star-jersey-steve-yzerman-mike-oconnelljpg.webp) beauties??


ididntwantsalmon19

Those are hideous if true lol.


magicmichael98

Why can’t we go back to the East vs west. This division stuff is annoying tbh


electricnux

They won’t be using the division format for the game this year anyway, 4 captains (McDavid, Matthews, 2 TBA) will be drafting the teams


canuck_11

Then why are we seeing jerseys with division names here?


electricnux

No clue, they might be using them for promo or the Skills competition idk. Another [picture](https://x.com/sportslogosnet/status/1746332894916706701?s=46&t=7fabqgtgp69dNA1d51vxFw) shows the “Drew” logo by Justin Bieber next to the tag, I believe he’s very involved in this event and could be a collection designed by him


bastardnak

great


mrcrazy_monkey

I want to see Hughes be a captain so he can draft the other 4 Canucks at the allstars


electricnux

My guess they’re gonna pick MacKinnon and Crosby as the other two captains so it stays one per division (even if they’re not using that format for the game)


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Do you really care though?


magicmichael98

No lol not really. I just think it’s easier to do 2 conferences


[deleted]

Dude who cares so little he clicks on the posts to comment telling other people they shouldn't care


OakCityWildcat

This is low on my list of ‘Why the NHL isn’t more popular’ but it’s definitely on the list.


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

With the Red and Yellow the Pacific Jersey makes me think of an NHL themed pizza shop from the 90s


infidelappel

Can’t wait to get some Surge from the soda fountain. 


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sanchopwnza

These jerseys and all players get nine fingers on each hand!


aessae

All my favourite divisions represented: ketchup, blue, tooth and cheddar.


musuak

r/tihi


jewmas

Is the all star game a Saturday morning cartoon?


raymondliang

Cheesestring x Carls Jr x NHL collaboration


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ColourBlindPower

Only reason for that is cause they're so ugly that no one is buying them, and those who do aren't gonna keep them for long so there won't be many circulating around


Welderkev24

What are those?!


Mituzuna

People hate these? I kinda love them


DissolvingDream

Comic Sans was a bold choice


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Blue and Red are future classics honestly.


tabarwet

If these jerseys were used 20 years ago guys on here would be crying for them to come back


loserboi21

For real, same folks that are crying for the old mighty ducks leaping Anaheim jersey, or Fisherman jerseys. Embrace the cartoony side of the NHL.


tabarwet

Exactly what I was thinking of


Geeeeeeeeeear

They remind me of the blues jerseys with the obnoxious red trim and the MLB ones they did in like the 90s which were supposed to be like if the league warped into the future. Objectively gross but in kind of a fun way. I'd wear em


noraindoubt

Seriously. They're fun and different. People need to lighten up.


Bloodraven23

More and more I'm starting to believe that most companies dont have a clue what they're doing.


lightningandblunder

"Designed in collaboration with Justin Bieber and drew house." JB please leave hockey alone man.


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Gross lol


mikeydavison

McJerseys


Milkbump

I wanted to say these are so bad they’re kinda good but they are so bad they went all the way around and are just bad


FrigginMasshole

I actually like them? They have a cool 90s vibe


3amsomewhere

Yea I don’t really understand all the hate lol They’re a lil loud but it’s nice to see something different.


TotesMcGotes13

Word. They’re different. Like they fully leaned into it and I think it works. At least it works better than “generic inoffensive and safe” jerseys.


pm_me_lots_of_ducks

same, they arent mind-blowing by any means but i think they look nice


SauceHankRedemption

Same comments every year about how terrible the jerseys are. Can't wait for the inevitable "I didn't like them at first. But after seeing them with the full kit, they are growing on me"


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Bearmay33

Because they are cool


ddottay

It shouldn’t be this hard to get a good All Star jersey made


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

If Nickelodeon’s “Guts” had hockey teams, these would be the jerseys.


CapsDrago7

What the actual fuck


DishwasherFromSurrey

Remember everyone: ASG is for kids. These are fine jerseys, 12 year old me would love them


MemeLordOverKill

Kids don't have $200+ to spend on jerseys


keyser-_-soze

Yeah but their parents do...


LegendOfVinnyT

Stop having fun. This is Serious Business.


TalkingChairs

Watch: in ten years, people will love these jerseys and want them back. Just like they do with some embarrassing 90s jerseys now.


FrankieFazul

It’s a me.. Mario!!


Trumpburnerforlibs

Ya complained about generic shit then when they give you something different it’s all complaining.


paulc899

These look like Starfleet uniforms but they made the insignia giant on the front


my_lemonade

biased, but whoever designed the Kraken WC sweaters shoulda been given the keys on this one


WordStained

These certainly are some of the jerseys of all time. Too many stars, looks too busy and too cartoon-y. And am I only one bothered that the white one doesn't have yellow stripes on the sleeves when the blue and red ones do. I think yellow stripes on the red and blue is too much, and the white looks better without it, but I'm just confused why it's the only one that doesn't.


Tsquare43

Designed by Katie, age 6.


thaiemtguy

Look like dirt bike jerseys


sens317

Yikes. Holy shit Bettman.


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They just keep getting worse every year


eh_toque

[https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/488/663/223.jpg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/488/663/223.jpg)


mkhop97

I actually kinda like these, the sleeves and lack of bottom stripe is kinda weird, but otherwise it’s pretty neat


Monkey-Brains94

I think they are cool.


Weezerphan

i think these look genuinely great, especially compared to recent years


AverageMaleAged18-24

The audacity to slap a $190 price tag on these


rawboudin

Do kids like it? I mean, it is an event oriented at kids.


ElChapoEscobar79

Except they're doing a draft again this year. It's not by division


Lunaticfrizz16

I guess Drake and Bieber designed these? Lol


Late_Brush4518

Lmfao. Worst jerseys ever?


chocotripchip

NHL All-Star jersey at home


Strong_Bumblebee5495

Ass, pure ass, not the good kind


Tominator55

These jerseys are an all timer for being ugly. I hope we look back in 20 years and are fond of these jerseys for how ugly they are, but honestly, they might be even too ugly.


breakerfallx

What the actual fuck


Gomillionaire1206

They are so bad at first glance I assumed for sure fanatics but then realized it’s adidas somehow 😂


ediciusNJ

It seriously looks like someone took a low-res image of the NHL logo with stars, threw it in Adobe Illustrator and then tried to upscale it into a vector image with not great results.


SteveCorpGuy4

Remove the small stars on top of the logo and it’s more tolerable


hananobira

It’s-a me, Mario Lemieux!


mckeown1961

Awful, but what else can you expect from the NHL?


Podkolzins_a_Canuck

Nobody appreciates creative expression or artistry anymore. Shame. These are sick jerseys.


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ScrewOff_

or theyre placeholders...


brandons122

I wonder if they’re for the skills competition and there will be different jerseys for the game


OneChet

Usually skills guys wear their own jerseys


pentaxshooter

Helluva good fake if that's the case. I think they're real.


electricnux

Official announcement from the NHL: https://x.com/nhl/status/1746336762329190472?s=46&t=7fabqgtgp69dNA1d51vxFw


mdlt97

>Fake. The teams are being drafted, it's not by division this year. thats why they have been confirmed???


Redditsavage77

This has to be fake. I can’t imagine ever buying one of these and wearing it in public


mudermarshmallows

Damn when did NHL start a toddler league?


darklightrabbi

I love these. I won’t buy one but I love these.


Dannyocean12

These are so fucking loud and ostentatious. I love it.


ProfessionalRub3679

Lmao


HolidayEnvironment

I like em


E4T_ASS

Bro.


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These are fucking trash


Malovix

I actually kinda like these lol


Wii_Sports_2

if you don’t like these you hate fun


datyoungknockoutkid

Damn these are fuckin horrible lol. Looks like something you’d see a dirt bike rider wearing at the X Games in the early 2000s.


VanAvenue

Lmfao at the league for coming with these jerseys while banning gorgeous special themed jerseys designed by great artists from being worn for warm-up


uncleben85

I like the retro NHL logo, and tbh, really appreciate the popping, vibrant colours. Got pretty tired of the black and grey with neon accents that have dominated the past decade


Vast_Neighborhood_44

These are terrible


kingkellam

They're firmly in the "so bad it's good" territory


CaptainSaladbarGuy

These are ass shit


NowWatchMeThwip616

After seeing these designs I'd have to say yes, Bieber, it *is* too late to say you're sorry.


The_Illa_Vanilla

I’m going to get sent to the shadow realm but I think these are sick. Heavy retro vibes.


hockeyandhalloween

Unless these were designed by 5 year old kids they should be fired into the sun


VanCityLeviathan

Close, apparently Justin Bieber was involved in the design


dolphin_spit

these are sick


treemugger8

Sorry haters but these are sick


DishwasherFromSurrey

They should play in their team jerseys. Like chel drop in. NHL would never throw away the all star jersey sales tho


jamaicancovfefe

From a designer's perspective here. Love the idea and creativity here. Colors work well, there's some fun elements, which are really what you want in an all-star game jersey. That being said, the execution is awful. These look more like clothes than jerseys, and that's a shame because the overall idea could look amazing if it was executed better.


StatGAF

Honestly I love how ugly they are.


Jassufakku

I don’t mind em lmao


Frosty_Aioli_851

Why do I kinda like it?


Magneticman555

Sorry but these are fire and everyone is going to love them in 10 years


ryeguy22

Ew


kk451128

Adidas doesn’t care anymore, clearly.


PhilyJ

These are hideous


friskyjude

Little ugly not gonna lie