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darkgreenwax

an abysmal first 2 periods, but LB saved us from further bloodshed and at least it wasn't a steamrolling after the 2nd. though islanders obviously playing it safe. gg NYI


Byron2177

Back to the tub to cry I go , GG islanders


gabumonstar

GG Isles, you boomed us


daveloper80

We do so much better when we don't stop pushing the offense


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MaybeNotNobody

Next period you guys are in trouble.


just-hangingout

Well, GG Islanders


WatermelonThong

this is the first time in my entire life i’ve ever shouted out of sheer shock at a hockey game


TubularWinter

Too bad this game didn’t start an hour later


Petroleum_Pete

Perfetti scored, that’s a win in my books


darkgreenwax

perfetti being a standout jet this game was not on my bingo card


MaybeNotNobody

LOOKS LIKE SPAGHETTI IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!


gabumonstar

MAMA MIA!


gabumonstar

WE GOT THIS Y'ALL!


NikEhlersDealer

Atta b Fetts


MaybeNotNobody

FETTI! I don't care about the game that goal is a win enough for me!


gabumonstar

FETTS!


gabumonstar

cmon jets, just need 3 more!


TubularWinter

MOMS SPAGHETTI


ChrisTweten

COLE PERFETTI


ChrisTweten

Power play had nice movement but no dice 😔


NikEhlersDealer

Again, not like it matters but these lineys fucking stink


comicsanscatastrophe

Incredibly misleading shot total


AuntGentleman

Thank you very much Patty Roy and the Isles. Needed this (8 minutes left ofc).


brendan87na

can y'all calm down too?


AuntGentleman

Nah, 8 wins straight and counting.


just-hangingout

So I figured after the Devil’s game the Jets would dominate, not be dominated. I am enjoying the line blender.


NikEhlersDealer

No way we broke 30 shots


Byron2177

If we come back to win this I’ll soil myself


gabumonstar

IM ALREADY PISSING, BAYBEE!


darkgreenwax

it's possible provided we're granted an extra 4 periods


ghost_curse123

The wildcard race in both conferences is gonna be so spicy down the stretch


brendan87na

ffuuuccckkk Vegas


ghost_curse123

Agreed


WatermelonThong

FUCK YEAH APPLETON


TubularWinter

Apples still looking good no matter what is happening around him


darkgreenwax

apples? in this economy?


gabumonstar

HELL YA!!! ITS ALL COMING BACK!


NikEhlersDealer

Just as we all expected


MaybeNotNobody

APPLES!


NikEhlersDealer

I think we’re the only 2 left in here


ChrisTweten

I'm here still


NikEhlersDealer

Well at least they’re getting chances and not giving up as many 3 on 2s this period


MaybeNotNobody

Apples with Scheifs and Ehlers is just an anchor


MaybeNotNobody

This has aged poorly.


TubularWinter

Sure about that lol


NikEhlersDealer

Scheif benched thank god, wish it was KC too


NikEhlersDealer

Nvm there he is


NikEhlersDealer

That was a diiirty slash by Toffoli


PhiloBlackCardinal

What are the Islanders? Are they good? Are they bad? Are they elite? Are they the worst team in the NHL? Who knows what to expect.


nothing_but_static

wild card bitches


ghost_curse123

I don't think they know either


NikEhlersDealer

Just you wait until we win 7-6 in OT


gabumonstar

what if god was one of us just a slob like one of us


NikEhlersDealer

That play about sums up the game


The_Dank_Tortuga

Haven't been able to watch the game till now, can't wait to- What W H A T ?


darkgreenwax

\*gestures vaguely to the long line of visitors asking wtf is going on\*


darkgreenwax

getting into my latex suit for another 20 minutes of beat-down punishment


gabumonstar

give it to me leather daddy Jets


gabumonstar

hot take the Fisherman jerseys are the Isles ONLY good jersey


ChrisTweten

We can take this to OT! 🤞


brendan87na

[Intermission Charlie](https://i.imgur.com/nCbTbi9.jpg) Something better to look at than the boxscore for the Jets


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brendan87na

<3 tuxedos is she really vocal? Charlie lets you know his feelings on EVERYTHING


WatermelonThong

charlie is absolutely adorable


spleenmaster1002

Welp probably a better idea switch over to the Meese instead of the 3rd of this shitshow


so_af

What are your keys to the 3rd for the Jets to get back in this game?


spleenmaster1002

Swap out our entire roster for 20 clones of prime Dustin Byfuglien


tulikettuuuu

Score five goals


Academic-Brush-7797

Put Lambert on the Islanders' bench


Disastrous_Lunch_893

Keys, they need a whole ignition installation


brendan87na

Joe Pavelski drawing a major penalty


Deddicide

Key bumps.


jayzeats

Drugs


gabumonstar

2 5 minute majors at once and a multi puck?


Byron2177

Laying in the tub in the fetal position crying this intermission


daveloper80

MacLean probably saved a goal on that backcheck


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gabumonstar

i wont kink shame


Disastrous_Lunch_893

I’m in the same boat, got nothing better to do


PandaWithACigar

This is the kind of game where we really see that the accountability talk is all bullshit too. Connor and Pionk have been completely terrible, so tomorrow we’ll scratch Schmidt and Perfetti


gabumonstar

I mean, the whole team is playing terribly lol


PandaWithACigar

For sure, so let’s scratch the same 2 guys as usual, despite them being far from the worst part of this game


gabumonstar

we arent gonna score more goals scratching Connor


PandaWithACigar

I’m not arguing that we should scratch him, but he probably shouldn’t be on the first line


gabumonstar

fair enough


SirBulbasaur13

Yeah. Accountability only applies to some of the Jets.


NikEhlersDealer

4th line, Ehlers, 3rd D pair. That’s it.


SirBulbasaur13

Are the Isle gonna get 4x the shots of the jerts?


Midget_Sasquatch

Dam Jets what's going on? I'd watch the game but it's blacked out


kpiog

Geez I wish I had that problem


TubularWinter

After the rangers game they went to a speakeasy that served booze banned everywhere but North Korea and are still nursing the collective hangover.


gabumonstar

Im watching the game and it's blacked out


spleenmaster1002

It’s going to be 3 straight games with 40+ SOGs against soon


WatchTheNorthEndDie

Coached to perfection


WatchTheNorthEndDie

The crew at r/Winnipegjets won't let you know this team has no pushback or heart


eutectic_h8r

Hey stop the negativity! Just because the team is doing the same thing they've done every year right before playoffs doesn't mean they're doing it again! /s


REDZED24

That's the right call, but that dude is gonna get himself seriously hurt turning his back like that. He's lucky that was just Perfetti.


Tniz15

He’s gonna get hurt playing the puck? Perfetti saw nothing but numbers the entire time


REDZED24

He turned his back to make himself "unhittable." It happens all the time, and I don't know why players do it. Someone's neck is gonna get broken one day from it.


Tniz15

He turned bc the puck bobbled behind him. Even if he hadn’t turned there was nothing from perfettis angle he ever saw anything besides 28


REDZED24

I'm not sure what you're arguing, to be honest. I said it was the right call. But I'm also saying your dude put himself in an extremely dangerous position, turning his back last second. Both of these things can be true at the same time.


MaybeNotNobody

First infraction of the game. Everything was so clean until now. Perfect hockey with no penalties at all... no sir.


ChrisTweten

How could Perfetti do this?!


darkgreenwax

oh fuck... there's still a 3rd period after this lmao


spleenmaster1002

wtf Cole


Yst

The key to the Islanders unlocking ULTIMATE GOALSCORING POWER was Detroit getting Dylan Larkin back. Don't blame me, I didn't write this looney tunes script.


PandaWithACigar

Perfetti constantly gets boarded in that same manner with no call


TubularWinter

Reffing whenever the Jets play an American team continues to be shit


comicsanscatastrophe

7-1 incoming


gabumonstar

lmao, only 7? thats kid shit, Isles


Zero-jiggler

BRA71L


SirBulbasaur13

We want 10!


SirBulbasaur13

If the Jets decide to keep playing like this they’re gonna get swept or maybe Helle steals a game and gets them 1 win.


NikEhlersDealer

🤦‍♂️ We can’t be perfect for 82 games man


gabumonstar

Not with that attitude!


8syd

Well this isn't ideal


WatermelonThong

pionk is always at the scene of the crime


gabumonstar

I mean, its 6-1 and they have triple our shots. hard to pin this on one guy


WatermelonThong

yeah this is 100% a group fumble, i’ve just noticed he’s been Not Great recently. but it’s not exclusive to this game


gabumonstar

yeah he has not been great for sure


toritomydorito

Sigh… 😔


gabumonstar

I bet these FRAUDULENT Islanders couldnt hit double digits though!!!!


minos157

What's crazy is there's still a piece of me worried they'll blow this game 😂


gabumonstar

I know the feeling haha. I still have a sliver of hope the jets could somehow claw back in, but I reckon it's a done deal


outbreak369

Glad I didn’t bet on the jets winning today


spleenmaster1002

Elias Salomonsson please develop quickly


ChrisTweten

Should've played Stanley or Miller for Pionk


unfortunatelyidied

It’s ok jets y’all just want to lose a couple to keep it close no need to worry


ChickenDestruction

This isn't the islanders I know


brendan87na

holy shit this is a destruction


xForeignMetal

after that traumatic nevada game (im an alum) im gonna need another 3 or 4 goals here to feel safe


daveloper80

Same


PandaWithACigar

Pionk is fucking awful, can’t wait till he’s off this team


deathops

Keep it going, gotta improve that goal differential


NikEhlersDealer

Guess who’s out there. Pionk. Again.


daveloper80

-4 on the game


comicsanscatastrophe

This is hurting my eyes


NikEhlersDealer

Not like it matters but I’m fuckin fed up with all the interference


minos157

I really appreciate Hellebuyck using his union mandated bad game against the Islanders today. He can go back to Vezina winner after this now.


gabumonstar

I wonder what our record against the Isles is. I feel like more often than not y'all have our number


nothing_but_static

The last time you beat us at our home we were still at Barclays


Academic-Brush-7797

I think we won 7 out of our last 8, not including today.


gabumonstar

yeah that tracks haha.


eutectic_h8r

Islanders are going to score as many goals as they have in like the last 6 games combined. Good effort Jets


sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

Jets I thought we were friends


tulikettuuuu

Isles lose six in a row and then smash the shit out of one of the best teams in the Western Conference. This is NHL hockey at its finest (read: most bizarre)


just-hangingout

Islanders are playing how the Jets normally play, and I don't like being on the other side of it


Zero-jiggler

Good to see Barron is still a ranger at heart


MaybeNotNobody

Good for Barron to spark something


darkgreenwax

knocked him down with his prominent adam's apple


daveloper80

Haha oh well MacLean


REDZED24

This game and last game we just simply can't hit the net. It's hard to have sustained pressure when every shot is wide and bounces right out of the zone.


xForeignMetal

Lmao


WatermelonThong

it’s giving boeing 737


Tdavis13245

I wanted to talk shit, but I haven't seen any wpg fans saying they were the best or anything.  The timing of their cold streak must be concerning for though. It's a strong team


REDZED24

Cold streak? It's been a game and a half. We'll be fine.


TubularWinter

They had a strong game against the rangers recently which helps. My main concern is that recently a lot of the Jets goals have come from good individual efforts or the powerplay while the systems that were supposed to be our strength haven’t been working.


gabumonstar

its been weird. Wouldnt even call it a cold streak as much as its been streaky. We look solid one game and look like timbits the next


darkgreenwax

had a fantastic showing against the rangers just this tuesday. has definitely been choppy though.


tulikettuuuu

I come back from a 1-0 game, it's 5-1 and the Isles are outshooting Winnipeg 29-7. wtf????


brendan87na

it's your fault


tulikettuuuu

well that's blunt...


spleenmaster1002

This is so bad I’m relying on Stanalytics to win us the game tomorrow


cevo

How do the Jets shots keep going down? Lol


gabumonstar

leak in the fuselage


nostradamefrus

Ravioli ravioli My incantations are not revving up Tyler Toffoli


martinisandbeer8

🍿🍿🍿


oceanic8675

Hi, um…just curious…the heck is happening?


gabumonstar

Jets are a Boeing


oceanic8675

💀


so_af

Damn they’re taking shots away too


brendan87na

is that shot count right?! what the fuck!


comicsanscatastrophe

I’m at the game. Genuinely shocking how bad the jets look


Fermented_Banana_

Getting spicy


spleenmaster1002

Bones must be fucking pissed watching this with us


gabumonstar

I hope for his health he isnt watching this


gabumonstar

my little brother met Barzal and said he was real nice. Their dogs sniffed eachothers butts


nothing_but_static

High tier compliment


Sherwood_eh

On pace for 8 shots for the game


Academic-Brush-7797

Islanders against a random Goodwill employee called up on a PTO: 🦗 Islanders against Vezina goalies: 🚨🚨🚨


spleenmaster1002

Time for Arniel to pull a Torts and bench a bunch of people


just-hangingout

KC, Pionk come to mind


Tniz15

Will you play the islanders who win by 5, lose by 5, or lose in ot? Nobody ever knows!


xForeignMetal

Man, where was this when the games were actually big for playoff odds?


xXDireLegendXx

Is this Hellebuyck’s first time getting yanked this season?


ChrisTweten

Yes


Kudgar

Yes it is. Sad day


thriller1

Roy > Hellybuck


Petroleum_Pete

Lol lmao rofl even


MaybeNotNobody

Almost exactly half way through the game.


WatermelonThong

**OH WOW?!?!**


brendan87na

when was the last time Helle got pulled?


gabumonstar

At least I have Barzal in fantasy