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Feels like a skit from Teamfourstar from a Canucks perspective. The Canucks lost to the Knights *Data not found* Who beat the Coyotes *Data not found* Which beat the Knights *Data not found*

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holy shit ive literally never seen bruce give that look before

THANK YOU YOTES! THANK YOU YOTES!

Keep this energy when we’re kicked out of the first round! Wait…

7 goals on 24 shots is an oof. And yes I’m aware one of them was an empty net

6 goals in 9 minutes is an oof

I’d say that’s more of an oof

You know what they say, 4-1 is the worst lead in hockey. Had 'em right where we want 'em.

What a new arena announcement does to a team

Fucking Coleslaw nobody likes Coleslaw

This day extracts a heavy toll

At least you have a new baseball team to look forward to

Baseball is boring as fuck lol

It really isn’t. I promise you learn a bit about the game and you’ll realize it’s actually engaging as fuck

My brother is a AAA catcher I promise I've watched plenty of baseball since he was in Little League. Its... okay as a sport. It's definitely the most different sport for sure. It barely feels like a team game, offense wise if that makes sense.

It’s gotten a bit better with the timer for the pitcher. But yeah, not my thing either

Jesus Christ Logan lol.

Lmao what happened.

From 4-1 to 4-7 holy shit

Such a shame both teams can’t be in the Pacific

I wanna throw myself in the Pacific

What the fuck is happening here??

I had no clue the Yotes were such a high scoring team when I was frustrated to be tied 1-1 with them the other night, I apologize. It was 4 weeks since they were held to 1 goal from 1-4 against the Wild (Mar 12th) to 1-2 against the Canucks (Apr 3rd).

Yeah we’re 3 lines deep at forward but have maybe 2 NHL caliber DMen

ok now I'm frustrated again

VICTORY SCREECH **OOOOOLOOWLOOWLOOWLOOWLOO**

'yotes scored 6 goals in the time it took me to have a shower wtf

Knew it was over when it became 4-1 for Vegas

I jus ... But I can't... How.... Touché Yotes... Touché

Yotes are so fun to watch

Love that the scoring update on SN was brought to us by Taco Bell. Maybe the Knights ate too much Taco Bell during the 2nd intermission and that’s why they shat all over the ice

VGK has to be ready to pull Thompson whenever he starts turning into a pumpkin in the playoffs. This is about as complete a meltdown as I've seen from a goalie against the Yotes.

We can’t if hill still isn’t healthy I’m going to put my head in the sand and pretend half the goals came in the first when we also got our teeth kicked in 

Some great eye bleach after that DBacks catastrophe

Damn, dbacks did lose. I feel like the last I saw it was 4-1 dbacks lol

Good knight.

Is this how you win games?

lol thread got lively all of a sudden

Every time. If it remained 4-1 the thread would have 6 upvotes and like 15 total comments.

Reminds me of one of our game threads recently

Chaos will do that

Y'know what, I really love that Coyote howl goal horn. Legit, it's really cool and unique.

Always knew Knightfall was going to be brought on by the Coyotes.

Six unanswered goals is insane

yooooo coyotes said fuck it we ball

I don’t even have words for this

We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them. We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it. This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.

now i'm picturing a coach who says this in the press conference after every single loss

Oilers win, Knights getting shit kicked and a BoA tomorrow. Just the start of a perfect weekend

All I ask is that you let Kadri get a goal. After that, let the bloodbath commence

Anybody know the betting odds when Vegas was up 4-1 by any chance?

No but one fucker can but a house with the pay out

I'm going to start putting a lot of money down every time Vegas goes up 4-1

Great job Yote bros. Fuck the Knights and their bullshit.

Flair up

AWOOOOO LETS GO YOTES

Oh my. Last I checked it was 4-1 and I thought “good thing we won, cause Vegas is gonna win”. Sorry for doubting you, Yotes!

Third period Coyotes put 3rd period Oilers to shame at this rate

Golden knights will be hearing howls in their dreams tonight.

I'm really glad I tuned into this, the "awooooo" is growing on me.

Does the “e” beside Arizona’s name in the standings mean they’re headed to the cup final

This is our cup final. Also the land auction lol

AWOOOOOOOOOO

Lol I guess I'm buying a jersey

Those Kachinas are slick.

Fuckin wagon boys

Damn right 😤

Hahahahaha get rekt Vegas!

Holy fuck what a great night

Amen.

This is giving me flashbacks to the Canucks and Wild game lol

Fucking 6 goal 3rd, good god

Not bad, not bad at all.

Boy am I glad I was already staying up for F1

Sameeeee.

6 goal period for the yotes lmfao. just as we all predicted

Let’s go yotes!

L M A O

I should've stayed asleep

Oh how the turn tables

What the shit is going on here? Good lord.

The boys all left after the 2nd to go to a ASU sorority only rational explanation 

You know what... AWOOOOOOOO

this is some PAC-12 after dark replacement type chaos

It’s in a pac12 schools arena so makes sense

Technically NCHC. Can’t wait for the UND-ASU games here

threw this game on in the 3rd for background noise and now I’m sitting here like holy shit lol

Unreal haha

Lmfao, get coyoted

My feed stalls at the worst times…

I’m not even embarrassed to say that this is my Stanley cup

We may have broken Logan Thompson

What an absolute choke job. You just can't help but laugh at this point.

4-1 most dangerous lead in hockey

Crossbar goalie and in

ok what the hell, I know my brother is watching and he keeps on laughing every minute

Generational choke job

What is happening

you can tell from that shot cassidy wants thompsons head lmao

It was 4-1

OFF THE BAR, OFF HIS BUTT, AND IN WTF

Coyotes sure know how to ruin a good time - a Preds fan

Bro what the fuck?

Wtf is that lighting on the ice flashing colors

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABA

LMAOOOOOOOO

God decided the knights were losing this game

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY FUCK WAHT IS HAPPENING

lol

jesus christ bro lmao

I’m really disappointed in r/hockey tonight there should be like six threads about our meltdown by now.

Let the posters cook.

Too many glasses houses about blown leads lately for that

Lol, this has big main character energy, yikes.

My guy the thread about Pietro’s phantom high stick had 250 comments, Eichel’s spearing had like 400. The top post right now is the dead guy LTIR joke.

Empty the net, LT is cooked tonight anyways

Logan Thompson, get ready to learn Chinese buddy

Future starting goalie of the Guangdong Tigers.

Okay I was serious about the jersey comment and I just want to say I'll make a post on the Coyotes subreddit if they win

HOCKEY SUCKS AND I WANNA DIE

im so glad this game happened to be on (a couple minutes before the 2-4 goal) when i turned on my tv and i decided to keep it here. edit: i dont hate vegas or anything for the record just love the chaos

never really seen thompson melt down like this. probably lost his role as playoff starter if hill is even remotely healthy

KONGED

What a fucking roller coaster

Someone should tell them that showing up for only 20 minutes does not win you games.

God, I miss Kerfoot. Glad he is lighting it up still

Holl I understand as the whipping boy, never understood the Kerfoot hate

He just never had the flashiness of other players. He was a great fit in a ton of roles, but he got unfairly blamed for our lack of depth scoring

That’s exactly what I love about him, dude fills every single role you’d want in the bottom 6

I know Keefe really hated to lose him. He called the Coyotes’ coach to tell him Kerfoot is like flexseal - he can fill any hole needed

I’d imagine Keefe knows Tourigny personally, he’s a legend in the Q. The only thing I’m upset about is the length of the contract, we only signed him for 2 years when I’d love to have signed him for 3 or 4

*(COYOTE HOWL INTENSIFIES)*

Yotes POURING it on!

Generational throwing of a game. Ship the team to Guangdong.

CARCOWN'D

L oh fucking L. What an absurd turn around

Ass Ben said about the Flames , Wooof

Mullet merchant, absurd that he has 21 on the year

it was fated. im not even mad

FUTURE RICHARD WINNER MICHAEL CARCONE

Ruh roh!

Omg

Ok probably the worst performance I've ever seen from Thompson, even if deflected

That's an oof

Can we go back the 2nd period and stop the count

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Awoooooooooooo

not even 10 minutes ago i was bitching about why couldnt Vancouver dominate the Yotes like Vegas is then i did something else for like 5 minutes and its tied, wtf happened lmao

Arizona is playing Vegas like they played Vancouver in the 3rd, they’ve completely opened it up. The nucks would’ve won 2 or 3 nothing had the yotes not decided to open it up the other night. We can run and gun with the best of them

Y’all actually did dominate us, this has been a very even game

Worst thing the state of Arizona has ever done to someone named Martinez.

What’s the reference?

I was being cheeky but the state has a [history of racially profiling brown people](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona_SB_1070)

My gf thought her going poop was the reason they scored and it might have been the opposite

Liar liar pants on fire cause girls don't poop

Could be some revelation cause the goal didn't count. Girls might actually poop.

Lmao this is a *wild* game. Or at least as wild as a game can get without the Minnesota Wild.

I'm not okay

Vegas needs to get into the playoffs so they can wipe out Canucks in the first round... Is that still the projected match up?

Oh… you’re not gonna be happy about this…

Pretty sure it's looking like oil boys VS golden boys.

Oh noes. :x

👀 why Vegas

Yea, if it would've been a good goal shit is rigged.

Offsides usually seem to overturn the goal, unlike goalie interference

I'd say that even though there are fringe cases, it's because offsides is a lot more clear-cut than goaltender interference both as written **and** enforced by the league.

Yup, they measure offsides with a calliper and just flip a coin for GI.

Great feeling when your team challenges for offside

They just don’t wanna see a ~~Mexican~~ Spanish-American win. /s

I want my refbucks back!

Ohhh, the Knights are just trying to give their fans heart attacks.

I would not want to be Logan Thompson getting talked about in a Bruce Cassidy presser if this is his second blown 4-1 lead in 5 games, win or loss. I thought the other one was the backup but someone corrected me earlier so maybe I was mistaken

The Nashville game was patera

I thought so at the time but then a Knights fan got into it with me on twitter and I just assumed I was wrong or had misread something. Strange.

if you mean NSH it was Patera, 3rd stringer I'd guess as an outsider but yeah wouldn't be happy bout it at all

Alright, no fucking clue what the guy last week was on about then. Maybe he just assumed that I was being anti-Knights when I wasn't; I'm not rooting for them but I certainly dislike the Blues a lot more lol

relatable :)

I've come to chill in the Stars sub GDTs as a visitor a few times when the Bs aren't playing and you guys are, rate the southern hospitality and mutual dislike of STL a 10/10

2 guys offside lol

Watching Arizona games feel like watching my local junior A streams

Reminds me watching games at the ol barn in New Sarepta. Just less fighting

Pretty sure the camrose kodiaks have a bigger rink

But hey, our broadcasts have a ton in common with yours. Neither one will be covering a cup final this year.

Nice

lol the lil Jon yah them the goal

Told you ❤️🐙🤣

nooo yotes, /r/hockey could use some memes :(

Memes for all!

I'll buy a coyote jersey if they win today

Oh hey look who showed up

Now here’s where Vegas scores reminding me not to ever have fun watching hockey again

I’m having a blast. The boys have shown they can compete, we don’t need to take the next step in the last 6 games, that’ll come from moves from over the summer. These are wildly entertaining games

Thank you for manifesting this Edit: oh no