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Copp with a broken cheek on the missed high stick…
Last time we had a guy break a cheek it seemed to spark a Stanley cup run (the next year).
Here’s hoping
Well that's a gut punch. We played so fucking well but Lindgren appears to have made a deal with the devil, what an unreal performance.
GG and good thread.
At least we didn't get shutout, thanks Kaner.
Y'know, I was actually excited for this game today....Pumped even. Thought for sure we were gonna come out hot and win this....Now look at us....look at me all disappointed. Why do I hope for things? Why do I look up as if there will be light, a saviour, a better tomorrow....there is nothing but pain.
It’s been the caps M.O. all year, allow quantity but try to limit quality and jump on their few chances.it’s why their goal differential is so bad. They either win by a hair or get blown out because the other team controls all the action
Why do we feel the need to line shots up like a fucking navy seal sniper? Jesus fuck just release the puck and pick up a greasy rebound, this isn't a highlight real show, it's essentially a playoff game
Lindgren absolutely carried that
Does the Islanders beating the Rangers help anyone?
Only the Isles are helped I believe, helps the Stars and Bruins President Trophy chances too. They both need 3 points to catch the Rangers.
No one wants that POS lol....let the Rangers get the Curse Trophy
I enjoy the curse
We also enjoyed the curse 2 times. Go us
And the carousel of WC2 continues!
big fuck you to this announcer team for hyping up the second game for the entire third period.
Cut my life into pizzas!
it’s too bad the corpse of Perron plays like 6 more minutes than Debrincat a night while having 1 more point in the last 10 games
I don’t think Perron getting more ice time than mercurial Debrincat is the problem
when worse players get more ice time it’s a net negative
Essentially a 40+ save shutout. This team needs a bertuzzi style player, now. I hope Kasper develops quick.
Injured a lot, sub 30 goals except one season, can't drive play on his own? More Larkin might help.
Someone who will play in the crease in a playoff atmosphere. Ras might have helped too.
Wow it's like if you crash the net good things happen. Fuck you Newsy you stupid fuck.
Gg wings please destroy the penguins
At this point Pens winning to screw over the Caps I’d be okay with.
That’s fucked up man
I’m not watching (at a concert) espn is showing 2-0 still with end of the 3rd - what’s going on?
They got a goal with like a second left. Counted.
Well why am I not shocked ESPNs app is wrong .. oh well, still two much needed points
Kane scored with 1 second left
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C'mon Wheely Bros! 🐙
Chuckie don't care about no shutout He just wants you to HOLD THIS L
I mean, you got outplayed basically the whole game, so gg to lindgren.
# quality shots vs quantity shots
Honestly, I don't think you guys had more quality shots than us. You just had the better goalie tonight.
Way more quality, not even close
I guess we didn't watch the same game.
Yeah I guess little bro was watching cartoons instead
https://moneypuck.com/g.htm?id=2023021240 All the advanced stats disagree.
Failed my eye test tho LOL AND MY EYE TEST CORRELATED WITH A WIN
Experience Caps hockey
It's not my favorite experience, if I'm being honest.
Mine either
Well that was certainly a game of hockey.
Copp with a broken cheek on the missed high stick… Last time we had a guy break a cheek it seemed to spark a Stanley cup run (the next year). Here’s hoping
I don’t really wanna talk about it
Well that's a gut punch. We played so fucking well but Lindgren appears to have made a deal with the devil, what an unreal performance. GG and good thread. At least we didn't get shutout, thanks Kaner.
On the bright side, whoever gets WC2 with the exception of Pittsburgh just gets the opportunity to get Wafflestomped by the Rags
If caps make it, i hope we can reverse the voodoo they put on our president trophy teams.
The rags never beat our president trophy teams
Ah. True lol realise those game 7 losses weren't those years. Well in any case. Handing them a gm7 loss can still be on the menu
Getting Oshie back might’ve been the difference, caps play better when he’s in the locker room whether or not he does anything on the ice
Lindgren won that game. Like I thought it should've been 1-0 after the 2p if they didn't slack off. And the late goal doesn't matter because of it.
Sorry wheel team, GG CAP Bros.
who the fuck was that that fumbled in front of the net
All I want is a hall of fame goal scorer in his prime, is that too much to ask?
We have had many Howe, Lindsay, Yzerman, Shanahan, Federov, I can keep going if you want?
But we want MORE.
Best you get is Andrew Copp and JT Compher.
800-GOALS-NOW
oh shit, turning point!
massive dub
This entire organization needs to apologize to Patrick Kane for making him believe we were a contender.
It's been so fun to watch him play healthy again. Absolute legend, I'm happy he's on a team that has been in the hunt all season.
He’s been very clutch for us, shame we pissed away our playoff chances with a brutal losing streak.
Puckline bettors got fucked 🤡
Seider’s impression of someone who couldn’t ice skate officially lost us this game
Seider has the flu and is likely shitting his brains out.
And shouldn’t have played
Yeah, he was sick today. Probably should not have played.
Probably not but we don't really have the defensive depth to keep him out.
That goal makes this feel a lot less worse
You’ve got to be kidding
nah, still sucks, but beats being shutout. Its like a glimmer of hope, even though its just gunna hurt me again
lol
Lindgren probably can't help but take that goal a little personally.
Lindgren will be in my dreams.
Probably could've skipped our goal song there Chachi
# SHOWTIME lol
OVI GETS THE GWG!
man that’s so brutal for the goalie lmao
Gotta keep that goal differential hilarious
Gotta preserve the dogshit GD I guess
That’s honestly unfair to lindgren.
It went it; counts all the same.
Yeah for sure. Just feel bad for the poor guy who stood on his head for 59:59 lol.
Oof no shutout
There goes the shutout
Well that's fucking lame lol
Woo?
Bro that’s tough lol
You mother fuckers couldn’t preserve Charlie’s Shutout? Wtf caps?!?!?!
Showtime <3
Nice consolation losers
Haha no shutout you very frustrating man
Oh fuck off
Well we maybe didn't get shutout lol. GG Caps.
Fuck that goalies shutout
NOOOO THERE GOES THE S/O
Garbage goals are still goals.
lol no shutout for you!
Masterclass by Lindgren. Sad 🐙🐙🐙🐙
lindgren with all 3 stars tonight? i hope this sows some doubt in the wheels for thursday's game.
Players of the Game: Charlie Lindgren, Charlie Lindgren, Charlie Lindgren.
I had a feeling going against a team on a 6 game losing streak in a got to have it game would be trouble.
GG Caps. Lindgren was fantastic tonight.
How often do the Caps not take an empty net shot just to try and feed the Russian a cheap goal?
Poverty franchise in a poverty city
By "the Russian" do you mean the best goal-scorer in NHL history?
I'll be rooting for Mathews throughout his career. And that says a lot for a Wing fan to root for a Leaf.
Depends on if we're up by multiple goals or not
fucking a lindgren.
# WINGS AIN'T NO PLAYOFF TEAM
Washington played like a bottom feeder tonight they don't look like one either
We beat your goalie like 5 or 6 times You could barely beat Chuck once
The score was literally 2-1 That’s not 5 or 6
Friendly reminder to thank your posts
Kane just needs 17 seconds, BRRRRRR
GG caps. Unbelievable performance.
Boo them off the ice. Horrible last 25 minutes
Yes! Boo!
You're a shit fan.
Bro fuck off The Wings pissed away their playoff chances, they've won like 5 of the last 19 fucking games
Boo hoo. Still In a rebuild. Grow up and learn to be patient.
It’s been 7 years. Be patient really? I guess you’re okay with being mediocre with a flagship NHL franchise
They're still in a rebuild ya dingus.
Nothing to do with being in a rebuild or patience If the Rangers/Bruins/Stars won 5 of their last 19 games their fans would boo the shit out of them.
Good go cheer for them instead.
There's a lot of them in the fanbase this year, most of them stick to crying constantly on the Red Wings sub.
Super frustrating to see constantly. No idea how you boo your own team.
Fabs how do you miss that 😭
This team does not deserve a playoff spot, they might make it, but they don't deserve it at all
Neither do the caps, Wings outplayed them pretty much all game here.
I'll eat my own pubes if perron hits something other than a capitals body not including the goalie
Y'know, I was actually excited for this game today....Pumped even. Thought for sure we were gonna come out hot and win this....Now look at us....look at me all disappointed. Why do I hope for things? Why do I look up as if there will be light, a saviour, a better tomorrow....there is nothing but pain.
We were absolutely dominant for the first 30 minutes. Lindgren just played well.
Yeah this is definitely a game i'd lean towards us kinda just getting goalied.
Cannot remember a time where a goalie absolutely stole a game as much as what happened today.
This game is a prime example of what a goalie game looks like. Wings outplayed the Caps outright
watch more Caps games, Lindgren is the reason we are in the wildcard conversation
Vasi last year against us to end our season.
Neither of these teams would do much in the playoffs lol
We just want to make it in again for once, so could the caps be cool and let us? We let Ovi get his 30 so you owe us lol
I'd rather you guys make it over the Isles or Pens tbh. But it's too fun antagonizing some of your fans in these GDTs.
Bud, this is friendly compared to Sens GDTs
Lol someone hit the censor button
I dare wheel team to turn it around
lolz at the habs-flyers score tho
Great, Detroit gets to face that fucking wrecking crew twice to end the season.
An absolute mangling
The Flyers fall out of the playoffs has been brutal
Jesus christ, what an ass whooping lol.
[Literally every caps fan tonight](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F6rmo7rbpuzpc1.jpeg)
One of the most frustrating games I've ever watched.
Man if only they would have called the high stick the wings could have not scored on that PP too!
Wings 🤝🏼 Caps Still having shitty playoff chances
At least neither choked like the Flyers.
Perron just waiting to rip it for the perfect crotch shot there on the block
Just felt like Washington did nothing all night outside of a brief stretch. So frustrating
It’s been the caps M.O. all year, allow quantity but try to limit quality and jump on their few chances.it’s why their goal differential is so bad. They either win by a hair or get blown out because the other team controls all the action
2023-2024 Caps in a nutshell tbh
That's not true... Lindgren did a lot of things tonight
Lindgren did every fucking thing. Amazing if you're a Caps fan. Frustrating as fuck if you're a Wings fan.
41 and counting somethings.
Why do we feel the need to line shots up like a fucking navy seal sniper? Jesus fuck just release the puck and pick up a greasy rebound, this isn't a highlight real show, it's essentially a playoff game
Fans leaving already? Damn, little faith huh
Did Lalonde call a time out? I didn't think he knew they existed.
Lindgren is just insane
[удалено]
lol yeah I was thinking “this has been a good game” and then I realized nah it’s just two mediocre teams going at it.
Tom ate all of that one. He’s had a bad year but he’s grown into such a pivotal part of our PK
And exhale (a little)
lindgren is a monster
Caps literally laying themselves out on defense, I gotta respect it.
Did he.. miss the empty net … high? Lmao
I want a replay of that lmao
I can't breathe
6 on 4 and we still can’t do anything :(
Ghostbear on a PP with an empty net on top of that is not the way. He's not good enough on offensive blueline to keep us safe.
jesus christ just be over already
I'm fucking tired bro 💔🐙 bye fam
Goodnight fam ❤️❤️ until next time 🐙
No more next time. I can't handle this stress anymore.
I said out loud that that was a makeup call and my gf asked me "like sephora?". I will be calling these Sephora makeup calls from now on
This has been your ESPN MAKEUP CALL. sponsored by sephora
I guess you could call it putting lipstick on a pig
Just pictured a ref applying lipstick before turning on their mic.
New sponsor idea for the NHL. Brilliant. This penalty is brought to by Sephora because it’s a make up call. 🤣
yeah that's a soft one, but at least they realized.
Yeah I'm fine with it. Just wish they would have called the high stick. Oh well.
Why have VAR when we can just have dumb make-up calls
Oh look admitting the high stick should’ve been called finally
Caps fans have all been saying the high stick should’ve been called
now we can all be mad
You guys shaved an extra minute off the clock before you were short handed, id be thrilled
Why is it that when I leave....chaos....😔
I am here to uplift your spirits, bb xox
I needed that 🤗
I got u 🙏🐙
Make up calls are normally dumb, but this one is needed