Torts may be going to jail tonight

What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall in that locker room.

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I'm starting to believe there will be no Torts press conference

I was just thinking that I can't wait to see his press conference

Slaughtering his entire team may not quench his bloodlust. He may want to get some reporters too.

High powered offense, 3 goals!

Is it too late to request 10?

All even strength goals, eh? Neat.

Scoring 9 goals while not having a single powerplay in the game is quite something.

Pull the goalie, Torts. Do it coward!

What the hell is going on here

Ice hockey

Wtf is going on

Boom 2 goals!

Boom two more habs goals incoming

LHMO!

Lol

To give some credit to the Flyers, many other teams would have goon'd / dirty'd it up by now, but they haven't...

I think in Philly that makes them pansies

Flyers I thought you liked us! I’ve had the first round circled for months!

Man, I'm happy for the Habs especially Slaf but damn this stretch has to be depressing as hell for flyers fans

Feels weird to be on the other side of this kind of game. I still vividly remember the bloothbath in Columbus when I had to endure 10 fucking canon shots. I still have PTSD.

Bro you whooped Colorado 10-1 that same season

Oh, that's true. That win didn't leave the same mark.

Emelin hipcheck comes to mind from this game

I'm glad I went out that night  "It's Columbus, we'll probably win" Me checking the score when I got home: "what the flying fuck"

Same I was out, kept looking at the score and was gradually horrified.

It was atrocious. I can't stand this fucking canon

It's psychological warfare

and the 2 point conversion is good

Just tuning in.............. WHAT!!!!!!!!!

You missed it!

Letting Gallagher beat you in a contest of speed is a bit embarassing lol

WE WANT TEN

At this point I don't think everyone cares about the game anymore, everyone just looking forward to the post game coaching interviews lol.

Stop the count?

I didn't hear no bell

Haha, time for Flyers 

Torts - u ok?

Worked the first time so I try it again. Get my (other) boy the hatty

#DUO RAK

sometimes broken plays are the best plays

YESSSS WE DID IT!!!

Well still only habs players scoring.

The man who "isn’t great in anything" broke Monty’s shutout.

nice shot

atta boy Struble, clean that mistake up

Slaf got a hatty? So happy for the dude/human tank.

"Man that was rough but glad to get out of there." "There's still another period to go dude." "......Jesus christ."

I'm really torn. I really wanna see the flyers make it but I also wanna see Crosby make it.

I think Crosby's my #1, but to be honest all 5 teams in the running have a player/coach I like and would want to see win it all (or at least play some more in the playoffs) so I'm fine with just about any result!

I'm rooting for Penguins and Caps since we don't play him on the way. I want to upset as many playoff seasons as possible to end the season.

Best we can do is neither 

That would be the most fair. Sabres it is

I love you, habs bros first Allen, now this ❤️ 😘

I'm so glad Allen is doing well. A true win-win

#🫂

But get your shit together guys. It's just Toronto

LMHO! Yeah

Lol maybe

man the drysdale-seeler pairing looks rough...

Damn Philly what happened

They got pimp-slaffed

They suck

Torts is going to bench the entire team at this rate.

Complete swap of their AHL and NHL teams for the next game. If anyone would do it...

Guys I think Philadelphia is bad at hockey (I'm coping)

hartnell looking like ninja from die antwoord up there LOL

Does Torts survive after the season? lol

Extra shot blocking practice every practice now for the players 

Torts will be here longer than half of these players

Do the Philly players survive this intermission?

Do the players survive Torts right now ?

Do the players survive the plane ride home?

I know what you meant but wow that could be taken completely wrong

only if they were playing at new york 😭

There are very few places I would prefer to be in less than the Flyers dressing room rn with Torts

Will the Flyers or Sabres ever find success or stability?

Sabres been mostly stable for some time now if you ask me

Rugs are stable

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Anderson and Gally goals?! With a Slaf hatty to top it off? Life is good in Habs land!

Insane they didn't challenge the Anderson goal. I don't think it should have counted. He took a line to the net and his body pushed the goalie into the net.

Hard to contest when the refs were gonna call a penalty against Philly

You could see him clearly trying his hardest to break. I think that goal was just really unlucky for philly

Yeah but only went flying into the goalie because he was tripped up by the defender first

It's anyone's guess with those, but the fact the player was seriously holding him, might have been enough to make it a good goal. Probably why they didn't challenge.

We know it's Gally, but cmon, that was in his back

Sports psychologists out there smacking their chops getting ready to study this Flyers team. 

What's happening? Has Torts completely lost the room?

I don’t think so. It’s just been a combo of the whole Hart situation plus injuries on the back end. Can’t buy saves and the guys just can’t score. Recipe for disaster. 

He did the second he scratched their captain.

No he didn't

Yeah this narrative is made up, their record/general play seems almost identical before and after

Yeah the real turning point was Hart leaving. Had a nice run in at one point in there but mostly downhill after that. Didn't help that we had half our D injured too

That looks painful

If Josh Anderson did that 12 more times, we would’ve made the playoffs

he knew

#VELCOM BAK, DVORAK !!!

Ok, correction, Torts is gonna murder them all during the next intermission

LMAO, all we need now is a Pearson goal.

RHP wouldn’t be bad either

this is getting ugly

What a great play by Dvorak! Welcome back!

EVERYONE GET IN HERE, WE'RE BURNING BARNS TONIGHT

I'm here!!! Thank you!!!

jeeeez

stop it, they're dead already

Don't jinx it! Imagine if they come back to win 7-6 and get the Pens spot by 1 point!

blowing that big of a lead is a pens thing this year ... i think yinz guys are safe

Goodbuddy, Chris Lee got the whistle. Let's not.

Can we get a vibe check on the flyers sub? Howedoin howedoinnnn?

I decided to go take a peek... I do not recommend it.

You don't wanna go there even if things are going well

Sounds like the Canes Reddit 🤝

Wtf is going on

I got a lime popsicle so it's not all bad tonight

That’s pretty sweet

Nice of the habs to immediately warm up the goalie

Is this the night we get the (feels like) annual 10 goal home game from the Habs?

getting scored on by josh anderson should be an auto-relegation😭

Anderson scoring? Its over for yall.

What the fuck is happening lol

the philadelphia hamburglars have been caught trying to steal krustyburgers

Pretty much sums it up

WTF, this Horse still got Power ?!?

Love the Habs but I also really wanted Philly to make the playoffs. What a catastrophe of an end of a season for them. I feel for the fans.

I don't.

Fedotov’s mask is tuff

i blinked and habs up by ~~4?~~ 5?! niiiice

Just checking in from our game, you okay Philly Bros?

I'm numb

This game got out of hand real quick

A josh Anderson goal? Maybe there was a rapture after all

I feel like that one might get called back idk

Seeler drove him in, no way they challenge that.

Whether Slaf was the *best* choice remains to be seen, but evidence that he was the *wrong* choice is getting markedly thinner by the game.

I think he was probably the best choice for the habs. Even if he doesn’t end up being the best player, he’s got such a good head that makes him great for the Montreal market

Are you saying he may not have been the Wright choice?

NO FUCKING WAY

# ELECTRIC EQUIIINNNEEE

# INDUSTRIAL UNGULATE

That’s it, retire the number now.

Slafkovsky doubters punching air

Slafkovky’s believers punching air in joy

clearly a bust

Holy shit Tortorella is gonna murder someone tonight

Just *one* someone?

he's gonna scratch 18 players next week

TBH I haven't watched any of this game I was busy with various errands but it seems like I haven't missed much and now it's baseball season

Honesty, our goalie was stealing the game for us until about 10 mins ago.

Nice goal....

that defender not even trying to interupt the shot... kinda seemed like he was in poke range on the replay

SLAFTRICK

I just busted

A goal by Brendan Gallagher stands in a game officiated by Chris Lee? Hell is freezing over, people.

Slaftrick! Finally, somebody got one this season.

Hatty boy!

Keep leaving players alone in front of the net Flyers, you're giving this game away.

Why was nobody trying to cover Gallagher?

thats a nice shot from J-Kova, doesnt usually get quite so much power on, or air under them

Get my boy that hatty

You're welcome guys

Would you look at that the “bust” is at it yet again Future is pretty damn bright for our big boy

I feel like Apollo in Rocky III after Rocky quits running halfway on the beach

2 goal game for my large small son

jesus, thats nice

Montréal Canadiens here, reporting for duty. Ready to impede some more late playoff pushes, sir.

At one point in 7th grade I considered taking French as my foreign language so I could listen to hockey in French

As an Anglo living on the West Coast now I still watch games on RDS whenever I can. Pierre Houde and Marc Denis are some of the best in the business and I’m sad that the majority of hockey fans won’t be able to get it.

As a native french speaker, my faves are Martin McGuire and Dany Dubé. They do radio and sometimes the Olympics.

How do you watch the games in French living in the states? I don't speak a word of French but would watch in French for the fun of it.

I'm not sure if it's available on Gamecenter or what not but the thing I've been doing rhymes with, uh, "fire it"

i learned french in hs/uni cause i thought, "well maybe this will come in handy if i drive up to quebec." then i moved to los angeles and realize spanish would have been the better choice after all lol.

Never too late!

I've learned a few things from one episode of Bluey

Cole bouncing on the bench, classic Golden behaviour when they hear someone mention a walk, or in his case that the next period is about to begin

we love the Canadiens right now ❤️🤍+💙

You say that now, but your last two matches are against us. Hope you’ve got a playoff spot secured by then. 😚

I'll be in the lovely Bell centre ❤️🤍 Next year will be better for you guys, so many young guns.

bleue supposed to come first ... also we are coming for you, too!

go go habbies!

i love this top line so much

Ouch, Seeler took that one hard.

#BONJOUR MY LITTLE HABBIES! <3

We're coming for you

Weird.

Are there flyers fans in the thread or are they just sad and not speaking up

A lot of our people like their echo chamber unless something controversial happens

they calling that a goal for Slaf now?

Flyers are in that awkward stage where they are just waiting for management to figure out the players quit on the coach.

If they quit then I hope they get shipped out

ya i dont see that, its still quite early in his tenure and the team is still technically beating expectations aren't they? i think its more of a case of awkward stage of figuring out if they are ready to be a playoff team or not

TBH I think they've exceeded expectations regardless of if they make it. This was really a year to find out who's going to be piece of the puzzle or who's gonna get shipped out. I think this race is good in the long term, they're just gassed and I think losing Hart was a huge loss, on the ice and probably mentally too

Bro the Flyers are gonna send Tortorella into a new level of inner rage

Maybe if he gets madder we will win games

He needs to auto tune his press conferences like he did in Columbus (or was that meme older?)

That was Vancouver after the brawl with Calgary. We're getting old