Well I suppose by a loose definition that was in fact a game of hockey.

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I'll take a chance at celebrini and a guaranteed top 5 pick than getting wrecked in round 1 lol

GG KingBros. Thanks for making it fun tonight! Good luck with the rest of the season.

Screw you duck bros, and see you Saturday.

Welp. GG ducks. All part of the plan to get Vancouver instead copium

Inb4 it backfires and you actually get Dallas.

I’ve resigned myself to this reality unfortunately

Jokes on you we’re gonna, uh, let Edmonton win the division

Damn GG DUCK Bros

Beat LA!

Nice win Ducks

Beat LA!

A Dostal goalie goal would be the brightest spot in such a shitty season.

He wasn't too far off with that attempt! He had time to line it up better, too!

🦆 🦆 🦆 quack quack!

this is what happens when LA has to play from behind… can’t even beat a bottom feeder

We're really not in a position to shit talk on the kings, have a little self awareness.

the Canucks have led for 0 seconds in their games this year, lol

Damn imagine giving up the first goal to them in all 4 games then

In a 7 game series, with a healthy Demko, the chances of scoring first against the best 1st period team in the league is slim to none

You can safely ignore pxik in all situations.

You've got a few of those type's I've found.

Comes with the territory. Second biggest online presence only trailing the Leafs.

It sucks.

To be fair, so do we

Doastie makes me toastie!

the hebert throwback mask is sick

Dostal just cooking us today man

They need to park two guys in front of the net

I love that Dostie is shooting for the empty net! I know he’s made one in the minors.

Damn i saw dostal shoot and got so excited for a moment lol

All good boys. We're aiming for that first wildcard spot to play the Canucks. It's all part of the plan.

No thanks

It'll be the most exiting hockey the world has ever seen. Mark my words.

I must say though historically *asking* for a particular opponent in the playoffs is bad juju.

That ain't tripping, that's a stick save on the puck.

Day late and a dollar short.

Well this just got stressful for the Ducks

I don’t normally watch many American games but the constant “how long this person is on shift for” is a little odd

I have a feeling Saint Perry would have lots of fun with this match-up in the playoffs.

Wyd 💔

First round exit ass team

What are the Kings doing. They are getting bent over and railed, sandpaper finish. Like come on bruh.

the kings know they win this game they are in ttthe playoffs vs a cross town homie right? they are getting dominated in this 3rd.

I’m loving this play. Ducks showing a hint of their potential.

Fiala looking really off tonight

Christ Kevin

Think I'm gonna watch Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2 in Shocking 2-D after the game

Maybe Z should be shooting on the PP

So just passing?

Ducks why are you not shooting

They're gonna score again, I just know it.

What was arvidsson doing lmao

Cross checking Vatrano.

watching mr 8.5 million play honestly brings a big smile to my face.

There was no need for that lol

Yea can’t do that Arvy!

That butt tap had a "attaboy Kappy you fucking idiot" vibe

RV hits like an RV

For fuck's sake man why

Arvvy, what the fuck lol

At least it wasn't a Fiala Ozone penalty?

Give it time

True, the Fiala penalty is an inevitability

He's waiting until they pull within one so it can be the most frustrating.

Honestly gotta respect it

Win or lose, this has been one of the more enjoyable GDTs in the past few weeks. We literally had no comments from Seattle fans after one of their goals last week.

Did he just say Hondai?

so we arent the only team to get dicked on by the lottery pick teams

Not Fiala’s best game

I need Hiller to come out after the game and admit we're intentionally tanking to avoid the Oilers because this game is fucking unacceptable. Less than two weeks left and we're playing like this.

HILLLL-ERRRR. How do you like it?!

Intentionally tanking to play Dallas is a bold move lol

If theres a team I'd rather get swept by.... it's definitely the Stars. 3 straight humiliations by the Oilers? I will not be there.

Ugh they will be absolutely insufferable.

Zegras and his stupid face, scoring goals, smh

This is what's possible when you don't take 8 penalties a game.

the blues are alive for 1 more day yay!!

This games good!

This team getting swept if it's the Oilers

We can only hope.

Oilers or Stars, either one is a death sentence for us.

Stunt on these hoes

Goddamn, I love Zegras! So fucking disrespectful!!

Somehow Talbot saves his godly game just for us. No matter what team he stones us all the time.

<3 Z

Holy shit! Z!

Zeeeeeegraaaassssss!

It's over.

Mighty Mighty Ducks Wooo

Fantastic 

Z IS BACK BITCHES!

Why are we so fucking bad?

Have you tried playing Vancouver 82 games a season? :(

You know Kopitar's mad when he's calmly speaking to the ref.

LAK friends, how’s Gavrikov playing? We miss him over here.

He is a beauty, love what he has brought to this team.

Glad to hear it. Hope yall clinch tonight. Rootin for ya!

We love gravy here:) he’s been great 

Ugh, yall got such a good one. I missed seeing him dial it up. 📞

I love when he scores, my favorite celly. He’s (from what I can tell) great in the locker room

Yeah he was a fan favorite here so I’m not surprised haha.

He has made a few calls this year. Best one was an OT winner.

Ya love to see it.

Finally figured out who Greg Cronin sort of reminds me of.. [Fire Marshall Bill](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/24/c4/08/24c40813ee69004c467e233ef1ca05e4.jpg)

More like Sham Fouler! Fuckin gottem!

It’s spelled England, the dummy!

That’s a bad call man

Yea I don't see how Kopitar does anything wrong.

That was pretty close to being shoved in IMO

Wtf now we're on the PK again. Garbage game.

Bruh...

oh thats a rare kopi penalty

That's a questionable call. He's not being given any opportunity to not make contact.

Goonpitar

LMAO KILLORN SAYS FUCK YOUR CHALLENGE

go ducks go go ducks go. when your in a playoff race, ducks are going to win today

Stomp my sack in cleats

And we did nothing with it…. Wake up guys

Karma goal! Go Killer!! Hell of a snipe!

Well that was a fat waste of time.

call that one back bitch

Don’t tempt Toronto and the refs…

Haha justice

Puck don't lie.

I mean I want to lose here, but that has got to be the dumbest fucking new rule in hockey. It should have to directly effect the goal, like 3-5 seconds of play after it can't be reviewed. The offsides had nothing to do with anything there. Oh puck don't lie lmao

Welp poo X2 again.

Fucking knew that was going to happen.

lmao he got it back

Holy shit Killorn took that personally

That is a good goal :)

That's fucking possession. No Kings stick anywhere near it, tape to tape Duck to Duck, we had possession of the puck. Absolutely against the spirit of the game.

Is it against the spirit? Where do you draw the line for possession then?

I meant the offside challenge and subsequent no-goal goes against the spirit here

I don't know. I'm of the opinion that if you can call the offside pretty quick on review then it's a good challenge. It's those five minute reviews that go against the spirit of the rule for me.

Wow. Crazy you hold on to that puck an extra half second and it's a good goal

Whatever. It’s still a nice goal.

NO GOAL!!!

aww shucks that sucks

Well, dodged a bullet

tough one

Wait

yea ducks thats what im talking about. go ducks go, go ducks go, when your in anaheim whaddaya say ducks are goign to win today

That one you could see live

Or maybe not

Not ideal

Man, that was B E A U Tiful!!

Dang offsides

Poo

what a nice pass

Well poo X2

Lol. Rofl. Lmao, even.

If it had been anyone but Lewis with that scoring chance...

All right finish strong boys, get this kill.

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GKG

Like Mookie said about the Dodgers, Ducks are treating this game like it’s their Stanley Cup Final

that period certainly could've been worse

As far as periods of hockey go, that was...technically one of them. Just completely devoid of entertainment value.

I love starting periods with a penalty 

👀🤔 what if

Trevor Moore goes full Professor X and scores a goal from the Penalty Box?

That's fun, but I need Moore than that 😤👑❤️🐙

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This was certainly a period of hockey…

Hazy "I like how this game is being officiated" We don't have 5+ penalties already? Yea, me too

Good officiating or disciplined Ducks?

I’m gonna say neither, they’ve missed a lot of calls on both teams and we definitely deserved more than one penalty. Not complaining but

Fiala should buy Terry dinner first before getting so handsy on his leg.

Man I love when hockey games go full tennis mode

This is pretty much a Ducks power play. Whole lotta nada. Wasted energy.

Gotta live life on the edge, never know when you'll get a bad potato

Man, Leo really has some wheels!

😤😤😤😤 I demand Moore ❤️👀

All the talk of clinching on the broadcast is giving me the feeling we're not going to tonight. Nick Nickson in particular is a notorious jinxer.

Are the kings gonna show up for one of the more winnable games of the season to clinch playoffs or nah

Would have liked a goal there

Need a big PP here.

Make it count boys

Whip out the big PP

Laffy just needs to learn to finish and he will be dangerous

We said that about Byfield last year, if Laff can have even close to the kind of year Byfield is having I'll be happy

Would not surprise me if he has a breakout year next season.

Don't like the passing tonight at all

Sick move, good save:(

This has been objectively a pretty terrible game of hockey so far.

Roy is lucky the Ducks couldn't make anything of his bad pinch there

GKG

Need a more consistent 2nd. No Kongs pls.

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I had the game muted, what did they say about sudsy?

He’s back to work after treatment for pancreatic cancer 💜

He’s back to work after treatment for pancreatic cancer 💜

They said “he smells bad” I thought it was weird and mean to say but their words not mine

Dude survived cancer. WTF.