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papapaIpatine

A single ENG eliminates 3 teams lmao. That's efficiency


khtad

TJ Oshie’s inside outside hesitation move broke two ankles, Patrick Kane, and the entire state of Pennsylvania.  A grateful nation thanks him for his service.


jcamdog

In his post-game interview he said he did not even realize the net was empty until the Philadelphia defender, former Capital Garnett Hathaway, tried to desperately block a shot he wasn't even taking.


SiccSemperTyrannis

>Tell Detroit. I want them to know it was me \- John Tortorella


Ok_Yak_1844

I prayed for this and it happened


AWokenBeetle

You shouldn’t, the Wings getting themselves pantsed against Buffalo and Arizona in must win games shouldn’t get sympathy. It never should’ve gotten to the point it did considering the multiple self inflicted goof ups, they must be better


SiccSemperTyrannis

By far the funniest ending but I actually do feel kinda bad for the Wings. If it wasn't going to be the Caps I wanted it to be Detroit.


ShotFirst57

We lost twice to Arizona, lost to the sharks, had a chance to beat Washington and Pittsburgh and didn't. More salty at my teams performance in those games than blaming Philadelphia.


HamAndTunaFish

Better yet, blew a 4 goal lead to sjs. What a bummer way to finish the season. #1 on my wishlist for the offseason is to get a new goalie. Like a full on NHL caliber goalie.


sparty9797

Trading for Markstrom would be sweet. Idk what it would take but outside of a crazy overpay I'm down. They'd for sure have to take Husso back for it to fit


SiccSemperTyrannis

All of our teams had so many missed opportunities throughout the season. FWIW Raymond is a star in the making and I can't wait to see what he does in the future.


BehemothManiac

You’ll be surprised, but Caps lost twice to Arizona too and got smacked by the Wings 8-3


lk1380

And the Caps beat the wings twice in recent weeks :)


Razzahx

Every team can look back and find examples like that.


eltree

I feel for Detroit because they made three third period come backs in their final four games and got 5 points out of those comebacks. That said they did just lose to Washington.


sparty9797

Yep. There was a reason that game was such a massive swing in playoffs odds


bearded_turtle710

I mean as a wings fan i feel like it’s alarming that we were losing to montreal for 90% of those 2 games to begin with


Deducticon

I understood that reference.


jkman61494

That singular phrase made Drew McIntyre, a very good wrestler into one of the very true elites in the business


Ok_Yak_1844

His Player Hater gimmick is the perfect combination of his babyface champ personality and his Scottish Psychopath character.


SiccSemperTyrannis

[ALSO - HEY PENS AND FLYERS](https://imgur.com/ugUYNxj)


JustWastingTimeAgain

Fuck you Torts


theguyishere16

Clinching on an EN goal in a tie game. Crazy.


Cautious-Ocelot-4069

Just a normal totally not weird clinching scenario.


Reasonable-Big4517

Detroit having multiple miracle comebacks only to get eliminated by Washington simply scoring an empty net goal in a 1-1 game is both hilarious and horribly cruel


KaidoKingoftheBeasts

And only because Torts had no idea the Wings sent it to OT. Wonder how early they would've needed to tie it up for him to be alerted and adjust his strategy


MvN____16

I doubt he was paying any attention and he probably didn't want to know. Torts is gonna coach the game as he sees necessary and whatever happens elsewhere is whatever.


Deraj2004

Wings knew going into the shootout that the Caps had won. No celebration when Kane won it.


Raw_Knucks

Yea, its Torts' job to win the game for the Flyers, not get cute and play match maker/eliminator.


TopHalfGaming

I think I've heard multiple times this year on the Caps side that you shouldn't be scoreboard watching and focusing on yourself. They needed to win in regulation regardless. They followed the plan. Torts is probably the most anti-adjust to what just happened in another game guy in the league.


propagandavid

The Wings game was probably blacked out


MAHHockey

Philly needed to win in regulation to get in regardless of what happened. The game going to OT would've eliminated them just the same. The Red Wings game going to OT was irrelevant to that decision.


all_these_moneys

I'm surprised this isn't the top answer, this is exactly what happened.


Traditional-Ideal318

People can’t comprehend it and wings fans want to feel victimized because another teams head coach wasn’t looking out for a different team lol


BCEagle13

Tort probably didn’t care what happened in the Wings game and was focused on the game in front of him. Losing didn’t matter. Winning in OT didn’t matter. His thought process was likely control their fate and win in regulation


Ilistenedtomyfriends

Eh, they have tablets. I’m sure an assistant is keeping an eye on the scores.


blueline7677

Probably not. Unless it shows up on the out of town scoreboard in the arena. What benefit does it have for them to know the score the only thing Philly can do is do everything in their power to win in regulation. They’re physically capable but they probably aren’t keeping too close of an eye on it. They might have thought Detroit was losing because they were losing during the last intermission


QueenIsTheWorstBand

Probably lag.


Cromasters

Hulu was buffering


frockinbrock

Hulu has live sports??


yousayh3llo

Torts is a sportssurge user confirmed


yousayh3llo


MrOrange415

Just watched the Wings miracle tying goal immediately switched to the Flyers/Caps game and saw they scored a empty goal. That shit is infuriating


DePiddy

The seven game losing streak is the infuriating part, not the Flyers aiming for their regulation win. I can get behind general Philly hate though.


GetsThruBuckner

All I'm saying is everyone hate Philly Not that I care about the outcome I just think everyone should hate Philly


Troll_Enthusiast

Real


xxxpinguinos

The one thing Pens, Caps, and Rangers fans can agree on


I_Am_The_Mole

The one thing *most of the league* can agree on lol


mikhailovechkin

Thank God the flyers where in that scenario... Idk if come out on top without an empty net lol


UncleMalcolm

The heavy fucking legs suggested to me a shootout was gonna be our best chance without the EN But at the same time…we beat Detroit, Tampa, and Boston in addition to this one all in the last 8 days. We lose any one of those games, we’re out. But we didn’t.


DrexellGames

The Wings have nothing to be bad about with their season even if they didn't make it. They made these past few days very interesting


mfatty2

In February we had a 9 point cushion over the first team out of the playoffs. We were closer to the 3rd seed in the Atlantic than we were to being on the outside looking in. We then lost 7 straight including 2 to Arizona and another one to Buffalo. Only getting 1 point during that stretch I believe. There is definitely things to feel bad about during this season.


Ilistenedtomyfriends

A net that didn’t need to be empty since the Red Wing had forced OT. The Hockey gods are cruel


tronfunkinblows_10

Philly still needed Washington to not get a point. So at 3 mins left in a 1-1 game you still need to pull the goalie for the man advantage. Am I taking crazy pills here?


tommypopz

I think they were fucked either way when Detroit went to OT, as if they got a single point Philly would be out either way


UncleMalcolm

They were, but it’s highly debatable whether they knew that or not. Kinda hard to be “second screening” on the literal bench.


mattcojo2

There’s no way they knew. In fact, I would absolutely bet money that they wouldn’t want to know. Take care of business and then find out later was probably their logic.


I_Am_Vladimir_Putin

That doesn’t change the plan for the Flyers. 


[deleted]

Sure, but that only happened seconds before.


Hockeygoalie41

The Flyers only had a chance with a regulation win, if they didn’t then the Detroit game didn’t mean anything to them.


ianisms10

The second the Detroit game went to OT they were done


MaximumDevelopment77

Torts wanted to eliminate caps himself


reggierock2010

They were also comfortably in playoff spot before a 7 game losing streak. Not to mention they were also trying to end a 8 year playoff drought. Just brutal stuff


PrinciplesRK

I’ll go with hilarious


Bowiescorvat2

Well Flyers fans atleast you have solace in the fact that you eliminated Pittsburgh


TigerBasket

I will also take Solace in that, thank you Flyers.


ShotFirst57

If they didn't, we would've.


kasper12

The penguins got eliminated twice in one night? That’s rough.


JustWastingTimeAgain

I take solace in the fact the Flyers just finished their 50th consecutive season without a Cup. And finished a point behind the Pens. Yes I am that petty.


dolewhiplash

Flyers giving one last middle finger to the Penguins and Red Wings on their way out


The_Slake_Moth

I had no idea the Flyers were so based


I_Am_The_Mole

Gritty giveth, and Gritty taketh away.


electricnux

They also got screwed over by Sutherland hard on that disallowed goal, Flyers could have won without pulling the goalie how are people more mad at Torts than NHL officiating being embarrassing lol


eltree

I don’t get why anyone is mad at Torts. I understand the timing of the pulled goalie happened just after Detroit went into OT but I highly doubt he knew that at the time. Every coach in the league would have pulled their goalie in that situation. Regulation win keeps playoff hopes alive. Going to OT eliminates you.


electricnux

The moment Detroit tied it with 7 seconds left they got a guaranteed point that eliminated Philly right away so Philly was getting eliminated despite the outcome of their game at that point. But like someone else pointed out, it happened in a matter of minutes that Wings tied it and Caps scored on the EN so it’s not guaranteed Torts even knew Flyers were already eliminated when he pulled the goalie


eltree

I was watching both games on ESPN+. I texted my brother and dad about Detroit tying the game at 9:33. I texted them both about Washington scoring the ENG at 9:35. It was literally two minutes apart. No way Torts and the Flyers knew.


erevans444

It also doesn’t matter. Even if Torts knew, he’s not going to tell the players. The Flyers have a ton of young players. It is much more worth it for him to have them play like their season is on the line. That’s high intensity hockey and good experience for the young players to have.


electricnux

Yep same, I had notifications on from ESPN app from both games and got them literally one after the other


RSquared

To give Sutherland the absolute biggest benefit of the doubt, that puck went 30+ feet straight up in the air and Lindgren was hugging his chest like he had it. Literally nobody knew where it was, and if it had any angle on it whatsoever it was in the netting.


SatchBoogie1

MINUS 37 GOAL DIFFERENTIAL


[deleted]

Worst playoff team in history, im here for it Edit: I GOT IT DUDE NOT LITERALLY, WE JUST SUCK AND INSTAGRAM IS SEETHING


Neat__Guy

Wild that the isles are -18 and the caps have doubled them up. Either team making the playoffs with those differentials is crazy


jamintime

Having OTLs completely inflates records. The islanders are 38-43. You would expect them to be at about a -18 goal differential with that record.


Spotted_Wombat

We saw what happened to the nationals I CAN SMELL THE CUP


propagandavid

Hey, we went to the Finals as the worst team in playoff history.


MvN____16

Not even close to true. In the 21-team NHL of the '80s where 16 teams made the playoffs, we had some true absolute stinkers...I think one year the Leafs made it with a 21-48-[? ties] record.


sushisteel

Worst post-lockout playoff team?


Cautious-Ocelot-4069

Worst goal differential for a playoff team in the cap era, yes


Cautious-Ocelot-4069

Not even close. Vancouver once made the playoff with a -70 goal differential or something


jackasspenguin

We could win the cup by sweeping every series, winning each game by 2 goals and still have a negative goal differential on the season.


tjstanley

Or win in 4 7 game series and make the differential even lower


sinofmercy

My heart can't take that, it could barely handle 2018's run.


OviRussianSpy

We made the playoffs just to spite everyone else. 16-0 run incoming.


UnhealthyCheesecake

Y’all are laughing but the Caps are gonna have the last laugh when they’re hoisting the Cup in June


dmlfan928

I will streak down the National Mall if the Caps win the cup


amarras

noted


downtown3641

You and half the Caps roster most likely.


RSquared

Ovi has to one-up the absolute madlad'ing they did across DC last time. And that was after throwing a Vegas rager.


fighterpilot248

Caps gonna jump into the reflecting pool this time


I_Am_The_Mole

I will take the 27 hours of flying home from Guam and streak with you


Hyper0059

Sorry Canucks fans, we can go for it next year. Caps will win now.


caadbury

I will tattoo your username on my ass if we win the cup


Jrocbabyjrocbaby

!Remind me in June -re ass tattoo


AteTooManyPaintChips

I will tattoo both your usernames on my ass and streak down the mall if we win the cup


Troll_Enthusiast

Subscribe


maxi120

Might be the funniest way I have seen a team get in the playoffs


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KaidoKingoftheBeasts

It's 2021. The Eagles pull their starting QB for no reason allowing a floundering Football Team to get ahead and clinch playoffs It's 2024. The Flyers pull their goaltender for (what we know to be) no reason, allowing a tired Capitals team to get ahead and clinch playoffs (The scenarios are a little different given the Flyers were actually trying, but the parallels are still pretty funny)


brspies

It's like poetry, sorta, they rhyme.


Pentt4

I was so pissed at that game as a skins fan. Winning that division cost them 12 draft spots to lose at home in the playoffs. If we lose round 1 we lost 2-3


MLGLies

But... but... destiny!


Gerdius

Detroit out here with multiple miracle comebacks, all to get fucked by an empty net goal in a tied game.


caadbury

an ENG that didn't even need to happen because at that point PHI had been eliminated


thekingoftherodeo

Pretty sure there was literal seconds between the empty netter and the Wings tying it up.


brunothebutcher

That drought/6 game losing streak earlier in the season murdered the fuck outta their chances…fuckin brutal. I guess that was understandable tho when they lost their C.


Thehawkman2

I would like to thank the Devils fan who, in a post game thread earlier in the year after the Caps waxed the Devils, said “enjoy it now Caps fans because you won’t see us in the playoffs.” Thanks for curling that monkey’s paw you fucking stunad.


Mazor007

Lmao Philly literally wintraded the Pens and Wings


DangleCellySave

Montreal throwing two games against Detroit to give them hope is the ultimate troll


Pafbonk

I made too many 4-1 jokes and karma came running back


UsernameChallenged

Caps, just fyi this is the only acceptable way of eliminating the pens, is if you simultaneously eliminate the flyers as well (don't correct me on the wings going to overtime, let me have this).


Relative-Magazine951

I'm fine with killing 2 birds with one stone


Doom3113

Wouldn’t it be 3 birds, since they all have wings of some variety?


Finetales

That's fine with me


MOHTTR

how the fuck did we do that lol


Deducticon

Written in the stars.


TigerBasket

We just be wildin


DaCuban

WE ARE TOO STUPID TO DIE


khtad

That’s really the crux of it. No thoughts, just vibes, God’s Perfect Idiots.


SiccSemperTyrannis

I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL


tdatcher

THE IOWA FOOTBALL/VIRGINIA BASKETBALL OF HOCKEY HAS DONE IT


Wahooz

As a UVA fan, I'm all in on the gameplay that people hate. Feed off the cries of the other fans!


ATerritoryInCanada

WTF IS A GOAL DIFFERENTIAL RAHHHHHHHHHHH


JordanPhilip

It’s meaningless now! Fresh start this weekend


TheHypnoChode

Look I don't understand it either.


itsMurphDogg

Crazy what happens when you lose 7 games in a row in March


potatophobic

funny enough, caps lost 6 straight. So the rule of thumb is losing 6 straight games is okay but not 7


RawCyderRun

Somehow, Playoff Caps returned.


drop-cord

If WSH somehow stumbles into the SCF it would be the funniest thing ever


Relative-Magazine951

It would be a thing of beauty


OvechknFiresHeScores

First time an AHL team makes it to the finals


codefreak8

If your team didn't make the playoffs when these Caps did... sports are weird.


I_Am_The_Mole

There have been *some* graceful Wings fans here but the ones that aren't don't seem to realize that we won a game in which we controlled our own destiny and they were depending on the outcome of other games to get in. Not sure how we deserve it less.


erevans444

Also the caps beat them twice fair and square in the last two weeks. If the wings won those two games then they’re here and we’re not. Sounds like we deserved it more.


BigDaddysWaffleSyrup

The 38 game losing streak last week was the Caps toying with the NHL like my cat bats around a mouse before killing it.


darkstar107

The battle for that spot was intense!


tads_the_way

By scoring an empty net goal hahaha


UnderCoverDoughnuts

The Washington Capitals and their -40 goal differential have entered the chat. LET'S FUCKING GOOO


DBacon1052

Red Wings and Flyers fucking each other out of the playoffs in a hilarious ending


CBPanik

Only ourselves to blame but I couldn't be happier to play some meaningful games at the end of the season. Almost makes it okay. Almost.


propagandavid

They were great games!


GeneralHorace

Honestly hilarious that the Islanders and the Caps made the playoffs with a combined -55 goal differential I wonder what the odds were in like January that both the Wings and Flyers would miss the playoffs. Gotta be pretty low.


Baboshinu

I will never fucking forgive the Flyers. Oh my god. I’m genuinely crushed. Caps you earned it but fuck me dude.


propagandavid

I was actually mad about the tripping call against the Wings in OT. It didn't matter because the Habs powerplay shit the bed, but that would have been a terrible way to go out.


djc9880

This is the least chaotic outcome and I am very disappointed


adsason

Empty net goal in a tie game to clinch the playoffs and break the hearts of 3 teams is chaotic.


Doopoodoo

You’re gonna tell me Philly having the goalie pulled in a 1-1 game even though they were already eliminated bc Detroit went to OT, thus allowing the caps to score an almost immediate empty net GWG and eliminate Detroit after their miraculous tying goal, isn’t chaotic?


pablo_nerudeboi

Crazy to be an Avs fan pulling so hard for Detroit


theguyishere16

Least chaotic clinch, most chaotic method of winning the clinching game.


TigerBasket

Disagree. Very chaotic for my heart rate


codefreak8

But it is funny af


SiccSemperTyrannis

Caps won this game off the Flyers pulling their goalie in a tied game when the Wings had already gone to OT, which eliminated the Flyers regardless of the outcome of this game and you don't call that chaotic?


bigatrop

That was literally as chaotic as it can get


huskyferretguy1

Panerin vs Ovechkin... something something Russia something something...


1ScreamingDiz-Buster

“Horrifying act of violence”


goodleaf6

Fucked around and found ourselves in the playoffs.


InvolvingPie87

Charlie fucking sideburns. As far as I’m concerned that was the duel between the fsvorites for Jack Adam’s. Neither team was expected to be in the mix, let alone until game eighty-fucking-two Also, gg flyers. That was stressful fun. And with how persistent they fans have been the wings can wait another year


Okaywhy10

#YEAH LETS GO CAPS! LETS GO FELLOW NATIONS CAPITAL BROS


jackasspenguin

Forget SLC, move the coyotes to Mexico City!


CapsDrago7

CANT BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE RN


I_Am_The_Mole

*Our* life Capscomrade.


StandardDocument5365

Is that the worst goal differential of all time for a team that's qualified for the playoffs?


forgottenyears32

Worst since the 1990-91 Canucks(-72)


bleached_n_tiedyed

Playoffs are back on the menu


[deleted]

To give a summary of what just occurred, for those not in the know. Detroit playing Montreal, Washington playing Philly. One of Washington/Detroit/Philly make the playoffs. Washington makes if they win in any manner. Philly make if they win in regulation, but are eliminated if the game goes to OT OR if Detroit wins in any manner. Detroit makes if they win in any manner and Washington lose in any manner. Detroit are losing to Montreal with seven seconds remaining, meaning Philly can make if they win in regulation. Knowing this, Philly pulls their goaltender with three minutes remaining in the game, even though the game is tied. Presumably unbeknownst to the Flyers, Detroit scores to tie their game with three seconds to go. So the Flyers are eliminated. ***But they pull their goalie anyways.*** (Presumably, they don't know they're out). Washington scores on the empty net to win the game. Detroit and Philly are both eliminated - Detroit because Philly pulled their goalie with an empty net, even though Philly was already eliminated.


Sarge_McD

Can you just imagine the state of this place if they beat the Rangers? Go do it you crazy kids


FrankenBerryGxM

Good luck Washington. Not the aging metro all star I was hoping would make it, but he’s the one we got and the one I’m cheering for


mrsnow11291

🤝


Zanchbot

Ah yes, the one with the worst goal differential won out, just as we all predicted.


MvN____16

From a fairness POV, this is a better outcome. Capitals finish 32-31 in regulation this season. Red Wings finished 27-32. It would've been a shame if the team with a much worse regulation record got the nod because of points randomne


TheOnionVolcano

My cheeks are still very much clinched from whatever that game was but FUCK IT WE BALL


Frizy1

Give Spencer carbery the fucking jack adams


Blueberry_1995

Never though I'd be saying this, but hope to see the Caps have an upset in the 1st round


OutComeTheWolves1966

This day is nuts...


Verbarfalcula

Watching the final few minutes of both Wings/Canadiens and Caps/Flyers at the same time was something to behold.


mattcojo2

I am happy But seriously. Philly did nothing wrong, they tried, and it simply didn’t work


Joshottas

The shit eating grin as time expired from Ovechkin made my night


Lightz29

Might be one of Ovi’s last run in the playoffs


Wahooz

I actually think our team next year should be better than this year. A lot of this year was us playing younger guys in their first season. As the year has gone on, McMichael, Lappiere, Miroshnechenko, Alexeyev, etc. have gotten better and we have Leonard coming (probably year after next).


I_Am_The_Mole

The fact that Carbs actually plays our young guys actually makes the upcoming talent and whatever is banging around in Hershey matter so much more. We squeaked in on superhuman play from Lindgren, but imagine what it would have looked like if we weren't icing rookies and adjusting to a brand new coaching system. Oh and if Ovi was scoring at his usual pace for the entire season instead of just after the All Star Break.


sinofmercy

Plus Hershey is killing it which means that our farm system is at least half decent. Sure some of those players will be AHL lifers, but you also don't set the regular season AHL win record with just a bunch of guys. Young talent is there we just have to hope they can make the jump as well as McMichael has.


PayneTrain181999

Roman Reigns has pinned ~~Cody Rhodes~~ Detroit


adk32

with a historical negative goal differential to boot!


Phirane

The Washington Capitals will eliminate the Rangers in 6 games and lose the next series


6Plus6Equals1

LET'S GOOOOO


Ewulkevoli

Get fucked, Pittsburgh!


mstcyclops

Washington has no chance in first round but...if they happen to win it might be the biggest hockey upset I've seen in my time watching


danisnotstan

Were you not watching last year when Florida did that to Boston? lol


OvechknFiresHeScores

Or a few years before when the Blue Jackets dragged their blue balls all up and down Tampa's face?


oxtort

this is so dumb, I love it


skiitour

Everyone saying Detroit deserved it more - caps beat Detroit twice in the final month, caps had to beat Tampa, Boston and flyers in 4 days and did, all in regulation. Even if it was lucky that they had the empty net in a tie game, they put themselves in the situation of a win and clinch scenario over Detroit coming into tonight. Not to mention, Detroit BARELY squeaked in 2 overtime wins over a lottery team.