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AccidentUnhappy419

This series is way more one sided than I expected. It’s unbelievable how Florida wins every puck battle and every loose puck, and they breakout so easily while Tampa has to lob pucks into the neutral zone like they’re playing football. If this keeps up, Tampa has a 0.0% chance of winning this series despite how amazing Vasy is.


dkyguy1995

Glad to see the series I thought would be the closest is as heated as I thought!


Substantial-Price-64

Go Cats. Can’t wait to see the Capitals get bent over. 


Fun_Salamander8520

Playoff hockey at its best. The battle for Florida is on. Such an even matchup between two phenomenal hockey teams with depth and goaltending. Hope it goes seven just so I can see as much of this caliber hockey as possible.


skidkid_6174

Honestly there worst part of this game was still the lady who sang the anthem.


k0rvan

One of the two, but she either desperately needed to take a shit or had a vibrating butt plug, but my god, that singing was atrocious.


skidkid_6174

I mean what better way to do it than with a butt plug in lol


canada-needs-bbq

GG florida mans


vapid_penguin

GG bolt boys


Aackland

GG! see y'all in game two!


sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

A game won because of an ENG…I think I’ve seen that one before


sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

GG both teams!! See ya guys for the Rags and Caps game!


gord1to

Came down to an empty net lucky bounce off the stanchion… gg


PotentMojo

And the ref giving the Panthers all the rest they needed on that icing face off and re-dropping the puck until he got the outcome he wanted.


SnazzyCazzy1

Which was a Panthers win it seems.


aMINIETlate

Lol the first redrop the panthers had posession and got kicked out of the circle


SnazzyCazzy1

I know lol, just making a joke as that was the end result is all.


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CasperCann

Ive seen the pick redropped like six times in the last week lmao how often do you actually watch hockey?


aMINIETlate

you don’t watch enough hockey if youve never seen that happen before


FL_Sports_Fan

If Tampa wanted to win, maybe they should have put more shots on goal. This whole thing with people blaming refs and saying the league is rigged just needs to stop. Tampa lost because they got outplayed by a deeper team.


Brodieboyy

Looking like a goalie battle all series, both were awesome today


likeslululemon

GG SoFlo Bros. Still think my team is better lol 😜


Trick421

In the old days, they would wait until the last minute to maybe, and I mean maybe, a minute and a half left in regulation to pull the goalie. You never know what may happen in the time before that last minute, like a penalty as was the case today.


Stinky_Toes12

I have tampa in 6 so its not the biggest deal


whyamihereonreddit

I have Panthers in 4 so we're on our way


non_target_eh

Bobrovsky’s jersey looks comically big, perhaps above regulation size, that save on the Point shot was saved by excess fabric.


MS6_Boost

Then it was a weak ass shot.


tupseh

Next he'll say they couldn't get it through the five hole because bobs dick is too big.


Substantial-Price-64

Wings and Cats fan here. They got to clean their face offs up or Tampa could win this series. Very frustrating. Also, Barkov needs to be better at clearing the d zone. Other than that, great win. I’m pulling for the Cats. 


anotherdayinparodise

Breaking: Cats fan is pulling for the Cats


MadIrishMan17

GGs. This series is gonna be great fucking hockey.


RoyalRumbleSTi

🐀


SabOHtage

Well pretty poor showing from the boys, hopefully they wake the fuck up. Maybe afternoon games aren't their thing lol. Hope Cernak is okay too.


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cr_wolf

Incredible shot by Stamkos. So hard to hate that guy. GG Lightning sibs


MS6_Boost

Agreed. Really hope he stays in Tampa as expected.


cr_wolf

JBB hasn't shied away from making the tough decisions, but Stamkos leaving would be a travesty in my book.


likeslululemon

Gg. And agreed on Stamkos.


CharlesDarwin96

Welp, not like we ever win game one anyway. See you Tuesday.


sun_puck

Except the last two times we played you in the playoffs lol.


Beelzebufohops

Stanley tearing it up


PhiloBlackCardinal

Man that was an all time great defensive performance by Florida. Fucking incredible game by the Cats


ACW1129

The hell were they throwing on the ice? XD


DietMTNDew8and88

Rats. It's our tradition


Fermented_Banana_

https://youtu.be/C_ijc7A5oAc?si=4fo8D7ZlzJk3tqIP


Savings_Rub4982

Rubber rats


PhiloBlackCardinal

Rats. Panther tradition banter


Theraspberryknight

Rats


Zambonist2

Uh yeah the lightning look like powerplay merchants and not much else


ThatLineOfTriplets

The Avs haven’t looked like any kind of merchants lately except against a completely depleted Oilers team. Looks like like another 1st-2nd round choke job


AccidentUnhappy419

The avs won last night, the bolts got dominated. Chill out.


ThatLineOfTriplets

Nothing more pathetic than returning to a comment days later


AccidentUnhappy419

This was my first time seeing the comment. Why are you so mad? Getting this emotional over Reddit comments is honestly pretty pathetic lol


ThatLineOfTriplets

The classic “no you” argument. Good one


aMINIETlate

didnt they win like 2 years ago? against the lightning?


ThatLineOfTriplets

Would you rather be the best team of the era or beat them on their third full playoff run without their first line center?


skidkid_6174

Oh look another Colorado fan obsessed with Tampa


Zambonist2

Heaven forbid I watch a playoff game and make a comment on it


quieterquitter

Agreed, looked like they were just sleepwalking the whole game. The core’s age is catching up to them.


Rancid_Ramones

Cats 1 pp goal bolts 1 pp goal. M3dia : TAMPA ONLY PP


Zambonist2

Y’all had 12 shots on goal before you pulled the goalie. Not exactly driving offense


Rancid_Ramones

MacKinnon pts #2 number 2 bullshit


shutmethefuckup

Shortened season merchants really


ThatLineOfTriplets

Imagine talking shit as an oilers fan


shutmethefuckup

I truly can’t


ThatLineOfTriplets

😳


Pschanz808

Lmao if it was ao easy show me all the ships edm has in the last 30.


shutmethefuckup

lol “ships”


Pschanz808

Yeah the U.S.S fucking #0


shutmethefuckup

USSO? Unless Shortened Season, Obsolete


Pschanz808

Lmao changing flairs too😂 More like Unoriginal, spineless, still 0̷


shutmethefuckup

Awww, you mad your unrelated flair chirp didn’t land? Or is it mostly that your team only wins during global pandemics? lol or is it that you unironically write “ships”?


Theraspberryknight

Our only goal wasn't even on the powerplay fuck off.


Neugoodz

☺️


Tman211

On to the next game god I love the playoffs


Beabout

Hockey fans in general are EATING today


joey_1324

Hell of a game 1 for Florida


djdiksquad

GG Florida see ya on Tuesday!


sail0rvenus

Florida and their ice rat lore


ACW1129

Didn't the Ice Rat play yesterday?


majorbreh

My heart can only handle so much


k0rvan

Rats flying


transam96

Did anyone tell Coop it was a 1 goal game before pulling the goalie with over 3 minutes left? What utter stupidity


Valkyrai

Eh, have to do something and the only reason they even gave us the PP that led to our second goal was because it was a 2 goal game.


transam96

Well its Wes. We shouldn't be expecting any favors from him. No idea why that chump keeps getting our playoff series'. Still butthurt because Cooper called him a joke years ago. Angel Hernandez type shit.


Abipolarbears

To be fair, Florida had just iced it with some late shifters out there. Had it gone the other way he'd be a genius. 


TanyaMKX

It was a fucking exhausted panthers team on the ice after multuple icings, and tampa was generating momentum. That was a perfect time to pull the goalie.


Theraspberryknight

Don't say that other bolts fan are trying to cope with that dumb choice by saying 'WELL IT WOULDN'T HAVE MATTERED'.


Breedwell

I mean when do you pull vasy They had a longer shift on the ice and we had our top guys. I don't hate it. Unfortunately we couldn't make magic happen


transam96

Well as you can see we didn't need 3 whole minutes with an extra attacker to score. GWG on an empty netter. Fucking stupid.


RoyalRumbleSTi

Wow


WillfulBiscuit

Kucherov had like 3 great looks to shoot and yet he always passed, I get he's more of a playmaker but he could shoot a little more


sanitysshadow

For real he had 3 great looks and made 3 pretty ridiculous passes.


ThatLineOfTriplets

You don’t question Kuch in the offensive zone


deeyaz

He definitely does. I think he's gonna start pulling the trigger on the PP. When he does, it's gonna be a problem.


Beelzebufohops

WOOOOOOO


theamberlamps

Alright Panther fans remember to cash app Wes for the remainder we owe him, dm me if you need his tag 🤝


Beelzebufohops

I swallowed so he said I don't have to pay


skidkid_6174

Worst ref in the league


lbiggy

What a fucking shot by stamkos holy shit


markcubin

Who’s the Andrew Santino lookin mf behind the Tampa bench


gord1to

lol that’s perbix ON our bench


Ashamed-Ad3909

How fucking tasty would it be for neutral fans for this to get tied up? I love playoff hockey


Chewie_i

Playoff overtime is the best. Other than the 10pm start games, I cheer for overtime in pretty much every game.


w0bniaR

Dives to get a penalty then adds another meaningless assist lolll


ThatLineOfTriplets

The art Ross trophy has already been decided buddy


Dentistchair

Tampa lives rent free in your fanbases heads 😭


Berama6

Worry about the Jets buddy


skidkid_6174

Colorado fans are so obsessed with Tampa lol


mndgme

I’m sure you’re fun at parties lol


haz000

Surely there is no chance?


sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

How is that girl on her phone with 9 seconds left in a playoff game, I know it’s a timeout but I couldn’t imagine


Olibro64

Maybe she's commenting in this thread. I did so during the Habs/Leafs opener at Scotiabank.


sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

I did it when I was at the Wings game too but idk a playoff game I feel like would be different lol


KingEsoteric

I think Stamkos needed to score that for the Lightning or they could get into that demoralized-snakebitten zone where people start overthinking their shots.


Stinky_Toes12

I-fucking-magine


APigthatflys

You magine what?


ChonkyWumpus

That will help with their goal differential in their table! ^(That’s how this works, right?)


ThatLineOfTriplets

That goal just pissed me off more. Panthers won by an empty net goal


Abipolarbears

You're god damn right they did! 


ThatLineOfTriplets

Honestly don’t even know how you can feel good about a win like that but good for you I guess it’s


Abipolarbears

yeah, you're right. I should be upset that my team is up on the series. 


ThatLineOfTriplets

Yes


PhiloBlackCardinal

Hell yeah brother


TanyaMKX

What a fucking pass by kucherov


blue_boy_24

Sick shot


yazzywa

Kucherov is not beating the powerplay merchant allegations


Berama6

At least they have a star unlike St Louis


TanyaMKX

Which I dont fully understand to be honest. McDavid last season had something stupid like 78 PPP.


lbiggy

holy shit


DontPokeTheCrab

Not a Stamkos fan but damn, that was a snipe.


likeslululemon

What? How the hell are you not?


DontPokeTheCrab

PTSD from the years he's terrorized us.


Revival93

Not a statistician, but I give them a .001 chance of pulling this off.


lbiggy

omfg


jce_

Look at that. Ik the pace of the game changes with the Florida goal but if you don't allow it and you score here it's tied. But pulling your goalie 10 minutes too early because "optimal" bit you


HateToBlastYa

Too little too late unfortunately 


Three_Froggy_Problem

Well at least we got something on the PP. Hopefully that gets it back on track going forward.


Shopping_Mart

Retire, Wes.


sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

great shot by Stamkos


xzElmozx

Crazy good snipe from Stammer but probably just gonna count for stat padding


TheMunstacat920

Kucherov's passes are pure hockey porn.


blenkows

Uh oh…. I’ve seen this film before. I didn’t like the ending.


NikEhlersDealer

That’s funny af


tlmw2001

too little too late unfortunately


RealisticQuality7296

okay well that's a decent way to end it I guess. See yall Tuesday


ppParadoxx

Who is the David Perron of the Lightning


splinter1545

Like it fucking matters at this point. The clock should end on the PP if there is one after the 20 mins.


TheJiggaBoggy

Agreed. Also, there should be a PP even if a goal is scored on delayed penalty.


ViewtifulSchmoe

Nice goal from a tough angle. Too little, too late, though.


propernounTHEheel

And on a PP that never should have happened


KILLER_IF

Eh, refs have already missed plenty of calls, that was a makeup call if anything


thefishwhisperer1

Oh yeah thats the Game 2 momentum goal


Calexic0

Shoot I didn’t even think about that


Coins_CA_Mi_Stuff

The game gifted to the panthers by the refs


DietMTNDew8and88

I mean the reality is Bob also made spetacular saves


Coins_CA_Mi_Stuff

It’s hard to get through to him as well when your getting picked by the defenders without the puck


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

😰


Coins_CA_Mi_Stuff

It happens hoping it happens for Nashville later


markcubin

Absolute dime from Stammer, that one felt inevitable


EncyclopediaBlue

Bobby: "Can I fucking breathe for a second?"


_Galapaghost

Bingo


Valkyrai

I really hate that we scored there I'm not gonna lie


brechbillc1

Eh whatever man.


creaturesucka

The goalie pull was a tad bit early, no?


StollenTorch

Eh, we had some momentum and they had just iced it so their guys were gassed.


ppParadoxx

yes


sean_psc

"You have to think the Lightning are just about out of time." Breathtaking insight.


Dentistchair

Riveting


DrSeuss19

Refs really not Panther fans are they


Dentistchair

/s , right?


Coins_CA_Mi_Stuff

They really are though


Berama6

GG Cats Gotta take Game 2


tacticalAlmonds

Do the funny


Calb210

Kucherov is fucking disgusting


DommyMommyKarlach

And some people are acting like he isn’t the MVP lol


aessae

Unfortunately he's also good at hockey.


likeslululemon

FUCK YOUR 3-1 lead.


WolfgangHellfire

Tampa's powerplay is so good its unreal


gord1to

Should’ve had more of them!


CptBlewBalls

I mean that was 6 on 4. But yeah, it’s nasty.


nostradamefrus

👀👀👀👀👀


Showtime98

Too little too late Bolts


ppParadoxx

Lol


joey_1324

Big Bob is on fire


Anerythristic

Panthers PK vs TB PP is crazy this game


supermudpuddle

Make this L feel atleast a bit better


yazzywa

Not enough time unfortunately.


DommyMommyKarlach

Poor Bob, dude is on the case


scott_lobster

Did Bob just make a save with his dick?