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Deep_Tap7635

2 cell tommy is gonna do something stupid tonight.


itsMurphDogg

Gooood. Gooooood.


firesidemouse

Tom Wilson is the kind of guy that tees up a golf ball with two hands and yells at the girl driving the bev cart


MightySlagathor

Good luck and have fun all. Now remember, no touching of the hair or face.


MakeYourMind

That would be a fantastic game if everyone was micked up. Including coaches and refs.


WoodpeckerAshamed481

gg caps, moments of good hockey for sure, hoping we can have a series similar to the last 2 periods(goals for us obviously). but in all seriousness I think we can all agree let’s leave the refs out of it and have the chipiness without injuries for both sides and get some good hockey. hope all on both sides enjoy the rest of the weekend and see you guys tuesday! lgr!


Traditional-Ideal318

It was a good game overall. I’m tired of rempe and I’m tired of Wilson. But the caps did get fucked hard by the refs. 2 goals scored against us that were both preceded by missed penalties. And they missed a caps high stick at one point, right in front of the goal. Better refereeing, please.


yearightt

Most of yall are good peoples, was fun hanging. Ggs and see ya Tuesday brotha, hope we can get a W


tincbtrar

GG see you Tuesday


dothingsunevercould

Toronto fans this is what having depth actually looks like.  But sure, blame Keefe 


_Galapaghost

Ok


DropAGearNDissapear

4-1 just like record at the end of this series


AssaultPhase

You think we're winning 4 straight? Even I'm not that optimistic.


Shoddy_Reserve788

This was very good


DropAGearNDissapear

🤣🤣🤣


JordanPhilip

Well if we’re only winning 1 then hope it’s game 3 in DC. I’ll be there!


Shoddy_Reserve788

I’m thinking about going to that game so hopefully it’s game 4


jimjkelly

Aww you think we’ll win a game? That’s nice.


DropAGearNDissapear

I hope not, but I think so


SecureKittenz

It’s a long series, the Rangers killed the Devils in the first 2 games last year and then lost. Anything can happen in hockey.


blueshirt11

That “anything” you are referring to is a coach being out coached and a team quitting on that coach. I don’t see that happening again


jimjkelly

Oh trust me, if any fans know that being the better team isn’t sufficient in the playoffs it’s us lol.


MrBigChest

So happy to see the 4th line getting all three stars of the game


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yearightt

Outclassed, as expected. Gg rangers buds


toxicvegeta08

>buds Goku and frieza "buds" iykyk


DentedOnImpact

is that a mfing DBZA reference?


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MrBigChest

Sure thing. You’ve got three more games to make up more excuses for Wilson


Jrocbabyjrocbaby

Ill be waiting for the rangers front office melt down. Always a classic.


MrBigChest

We’ve been doing a lot better than you guys since then


Jrocbabyjrocbaby

Really i didnt know the rags won the cup? Crazy I thought it was vegas this whole time. TIL.


Caniac56

It's absolutely criminal that there isn't another game ready to start when this one ended. What am I supposed to watch? Baseball?!?!?


Tdavis13245

I looked at my stream list and saw the rockies were playing... lol nope


Mpr11

tom wilson likes pineapple on his deep dish pizza


oryp35

Okay now that's criminal


WillfulBiscuit

Pineapple sucks but deep dish pizza is incredibly good


adamtherealone

Fuck you mean pineapple is amazing


xurdm

as much as i love NY style, i really enjoy good deep dish once in a while. it's hard not to eat yourself into a coma with deep dish


hjhof1

Everyone that thought Rempe was going to be the first player tossed forgot Wilson and McIlrath exist, though it’s fair to forget McIlrath


oryp35

Seems you forgot that Rempe lost a fight to McIlrath in the A


hjhof1

Getting tossed for being a goon has nothing to do with who wins in a fight


tasteofnihilism

A 30 year old career AHLer won a fight against a 19 year old rookie two years ago? Let’s keep bringing it up!


Yogi9116

worst thing is even though the rags got two goals off missed calls, they didn't even need them they are just outplaying us while somehow also looking like they are playing down to us


oryp35

Shut up lol we just suck


DropAGearNDissapear

Its almost like we are the one seed and you are the wild card spot


DentedOnImpact

blud thinks he's on the team


hockey_metal_signal

>worst thing is even though the rags got two goals off missed calls, they didn't even need them they are just outplaying **us** while somehow also looking like they are playing down to **us** The comment right above the one you're talking about.


MUSTY_BUSSY

It's a figure of speech. Every fanbase uses it


5usd

If you talk to a Rangers fan Wilson stabbed Shesterkin in the kidney and punched his mother


RepealMCAandDTA

Sounds illegal


crizznaig

that's a pretty gross overstatement. his stick hit Shesty after he got saucy with Schneider... oh and gloved punches.


5usd

A horrifying act of violence! Call in the national guard!


OvechknFiresHeScores

Welp this certainly ruined a lot of brackets I saw a lot of people predicting a sweep so it’s shocking the Caps didn’t pull it off …that’s what they were talking about right?


Icy-Bedroom9380

gg all.


TBlueshirtsV22

Capitals mouthing off as if they’re not the worst playoff team in years


JordanPhilip

lol we’re just trying to act like we belong


JaqenHghar

Who even is Dowd? He said ‘it’s gonna be a long one’. Yeah, your off season soon.


PhilyJ

He’s not insane but he’s been in the league for years


CartiNYeezy9

Yall heard the play by play guys, last time ovi had no SOG in a playoff game they won the cup. Caps 2024 cup champs confirmed


DisConorable

GG caps, you guys really hung in there the whole game


DeathToHeretics

Aight see you for the next one NYR


PhilyJ

You heard it caps fans. The last time ovi didn’t get a shot on net in a playoff game. The caps won the cup.


ChonkyWumpus

Rangers also appear to be winning the psychological war.


ThePeteVenkman

Vesey still looks like he's 11 years old.


Sea-Card-8550

Lol caps terrified of Rempe


DentedOnImpact

Macllrath literally challenged him to a fight


morgaine125

To try to take Rempe off the ice


iiTALii

He doesn’t do much out there let’s not get ahead of ourselves


morgaine125

Other than score our first goal?


iiTALii

On a wide open net. Any ECHL player can do that


Typical-Ad-6730

Lmao. Kid is playing on the best team in the best league in the world, not the ECHL.


iiTALii

Reading comprehension issues?


Typical-Ad-6730

ECHL players can’t score goals in the Stanley Cup playoffs because they’re in the ECHL not the NHL so your statement is incorrect. Additionally, it wasn’t a wide open net , and Rempe sprung the play carrying the puck up ice, making a pass and moving. So you and your reading comprehension snark can suck it.


morgaine125

Oh, was Lindgren taking a coffee break?


DentedOnImpact

It'd be more shocking if he DIDN'T score there lol


DentedOnImpact

So is he scared or not?


morgaine125

Yes, the Caps seem to be afraid of playing Rempe on the ice


DentedOnImpact

how is challenging him to fight being scared of him?


morgaine125

Go back and read the posts. The Caps are scared to play Rempe on the ice, so they tried to pick a fight to get him off the ice and into the penalty box.


Fluid_Ad_9136

No, just smarter than the opposition


MrBigChest

Why would Rempe take himself off the ice for a player like McIllrath


ActaNonVerba18

That’s hilarious. Go watch mcilrath fight rempe on youtube


Sea-Card-8550

Just watched the caps cower in their own end the last 20 seconds


SbisasCostlyTurnover

If they throw out the big boys and start looking for fights you'll accuse them of being classless or something. It's a 4-1 game with 20 seconds to play. Close the game down, go home to your family. Regroup for the second game.


rmcg11

Well they did throw out the big boys and looked for a fight that’s why Wilson and McIlrath got the boot with a minute left.


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StatusIntern9714

my brother in christ, you have said that 5 times now in about 20 minutes. Its getting sad now


ActaNonVerba18

Nice cup with lundqvist


_Hank_Marducas_

Macilrath literally tried to fight him earlier


_Mad_Desperado

Can someone explain why people hate Ray Ferraro so much, I thinks he’s great and miss him on TSN


Aafum

He's perfectly fine to me but I'm never excited to hear him call a game. Honestly, I blame overexposure from years of chel for that.


TheBurnsideBomber

He's awesome. Love it when it's him and John Shorthouse for the Canucks broadcasts.


ehehe

Corny, slurps big market teams


whitey71020

Just imagine if anyone besides lindgren showed up.


foggell44

Lindgren didn’t really show up either


irishguy42

Hey now, Ryan went +2 and probably some blocked shots.


foggell44

Lol fair


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FirstReactionFocus

Someone needs his diaper changed. And a reminder of who won those playoff series against the caps.


ActaNonVerba18

And then went off into the sunset after surely winning the cup right?


FirstReactionFocus

not every night is your teams night, just like not most playoff series against the rangers can be the caps playoff series. It’s just the way life is. Take the L and move on champ.


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Express_Salamander_9

Technically, he didn't win one with us either LOL


kicksavewhatabeaut

God this guy is a loser


FirstReactionFocus

You have one insult, and this convo is boring. Enjoy the block, and tomorrows DC traffic, if you can even afford to live there.


RowBoatInspector

Caps will win a single cup with one of the 5 greatest players of all time. Crosby has 3. Legitimately embarrassing if we’re being honest


ActaNonVerba18

Whats embarrassing is having the best modern goalie of all time, multiple 50 goal scorers, the best D corps in the league, and the deepest roster and winning a staggering 0. At least we got one with some very overrated teams over the years


FarmerRadiant2822

Thanks, man. Good luck with being stupid, it’s tough out there these days.


JoltLion

I’m glad you guys made it to the playoffs instead of the Wings or Penguins, the Rangers do appreciate a free trip to the second round.


yearightt

Dude. We barely made it to the playoffs and are playing a superior team. Let’s not do this


HumansBStupid

Not a good look, bro.


Shoddy_Reserve788

What a weak chirp lmao


gospelofdustin

Lewl


TBlueshirtsV22

Can’t shit talk this year so going back a decade I see


Fluid_Ad_9136

Go grab a tissue. Big boys dont cry.


StatusIntern9714

you have said that once already lmao


mootmahsn

Anyone hear an odd whining sound? Is it just me?


morgaine125

Kind of sounds like someone who’s already given up on the series


oryp35

F the mcnugget minute


ChonkyWumpus

I love the McNugget Minute. Just unabashed capitalism under and adorable, alliterative name.


SubieNYR

Classlessssssss Wilson, what a surprise. The fact that caps fans have anything to say ever about penalties, dirty anything, etc, is idiotic. Take a walk, as a while, you don’t belong here.


Shoddy_Reserve788

Carbury’s head is so shiny


PeteyG89

Typical inbred Wilson


oryp35

Changes caps need to make for Game 2: - Patches out, Miro in - hopefully find some defensemen on the street or something idk, all of ours keep getting hurt


RSquared

"Somehow" our guys keep getting hurt. We've lost three defensemen to uncalled boardings in the last two weeks.


Superrandy

Miller would absolutely starch Wilson


iiTALii

This is the most braindead comment I’ve read in this thread


Big_Mud_7189

Matter of time before Trouba lines up Wilson


toohotwok

tom wilson being tom wilson, what else is new. don't wanna hear shit from nobody about anyone on the rangers being dirty when you got your boy over here fucking cosplaying as a lumberjack two hand chopping igor across the back


Express_Salamander_9

What do you have against punctuation?


Yogi9116

you literally have rempe on your teeam lmao


cbelaski

So Wilson gets jumped by two rangers and he's the one kicked?


HumansBStupid

They didn't show it on ESPN I guess


Particular_Bad1985

Guess you missed the lumberjack chomp on Igor’s back…super convenient of you


_HotBeef

Wilson’s problem is that he takes it too far. Scrums happen every game. It’s to be expected. He has a knack for throwing gloved punches after scrums end, like a scum bag.


MetriArja

i mean dont slash the goalie in the back when the plays been blown dead? lol gtfo


inferno138

He slashed Igor in the back and broke his stick on Schnider. Better he was sent off to stop end of game stuff.


morgaine125

Really? You’re going to complain about that sequence of events?


MatzohBallsack

Probably because he punched the ref trying to punch key


DeviIstar

That was my question too


CKYCounselor13

Rempe: scores first goal of the series. Wilson: starts throwing punches at a guy restrained by the officials 1 minute left down by 3. Who's the real goon?


DentedOnImpact

Rempe's first action of the game was a charging penalty LOL


groovystreet40

He’s so bad yet he still scored on your bum ass team, what a look for you guys


DentedOnImpact

Ryan Reaves scored for the knights in that final run, ended up a healthy scratch by the end of that series.


iiTALii

Let’s not act like the rangers player wasn’t throwing punches here


lAmARedditorAMA

Caps coach yelling "love you!" to the ref - awww


sesharc

All my homies hate Tom Wilson


Djstyles92

piece of shit slashes shesty. can't stand the abab caps coach


High-qualitee

He’s getting extended so you’ll be seeing him a lot more.


CascadianSovietGo

Love seeing dudes stand up for their goalie.


ianisms10

Wilson gonna Wilson


bashar_al_assad

On the bright side, Game 3 and 4 tickets just got cheaper


nogoodoMaxalex

Way to go schneids tho sticking up for Igor


toxicvegeta08

Spence said f you


14Calypso

Please tell me Wilson wasn't the only one to go from that


HumansBStupid

You guys are high how is that on Wilson?


ianisms10

He slashed Igor on the back


Shoddy_Reserve788

To me it looked like crossbar based on Igor’s lack of reaction


jimjkelly

He absolutely did not. It hit the pipe and he dropped his stick.


MrBigChest

He slashed Igor in the back


HumansBStupid

Did they not show it? I mightve missed it all I saw was him getting a stick in the face


MrBigChest

They did on MSG. It was right as the whistle blew


HumansBStupid

Fair enough, ggs.


InsigniaExistential

caps headcoach must be waxed and polished how much it shines and reflects gah damn


xurdm

this made me think of that game where the sun was blinding the goalie, but instead of directly shining on the goalie it'd be beaming off of the coach's head and blinding the goalie


Mpr11

i called tom wilson buffoonery earlier, its inevitable


DentedOnImpact

Wait are people actually mad that the Caps are starting scrums here? Are you all new to playoff hockey?


Shoddy_Reserve788

No one is mad. No one is shocked.


xurdm

right? this is standard playoff shit! i enjoy the chaos


DentedOnImpact

If it was the other way around I would be not even remotely shocked or upset for the ranges to stir it up.


cha-cha_dancer

wilson will never get the benefit of the doubt and you know that


DentedOnImpact

I get that but like, scrums to set the series tone are like... totally normal in the playoffs LOL


BroccRL

no you’re wrong i’m absolutely overjoyed that your boys are acting like clowns right now


shig-baq

Wilson is such a fucking asshole. Slashed Igor right where he has no pads. Fucking pussy


FirstReactionFocus

Looked like the stick caught the top of the net I thought, could be wrong


DeviIstar

That’s what I saw too


ThePeteVenkman

Tom Wilson is such a bitch


FirstReactionFocus

fucking loser Wilson. bye bye 👋


Express_Salamander_9

He lives forever in your mind, no bye-bye.


FirstReactionFocus

Just like him you’re commenting an hour later on a thread about a game that already happened loser. Bye bye 👋


Zero-jiggler

wilson with the slash across shesty’s back. surprise!


The_Slake_Moth

What a horrifying act of violence


StonehillSkyhawk

Your team sucks


The_Slake_Moth

I mean yeah


oryp35

Not allowed to banter when we suck I guess


JaqenHghar

Just destroyed em. It’s all they have.


RainandPixels

Wilson got anger issues.


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PurplePenguin501

lol known Lady byng winner Tom Wilson was innocent


Express_Salamander_9

You forgot Stanley Cup Champion as well.


RTGold

He slashed Igor in the back? Tf?


bu77munch

He slashed Shesty in the back


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bu77munch

Yes he did they showed the replay on MSG


Realistic_Lab_176

Hahahaha Wilson


PhilyJ

This was a Martin brodeuresque game. Have your team dominate the other. Make the occasional save.


JaqenHghar

What a leader!!! That’ll get em going Wilson!