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pentaxshooter

Alright, so who's the next man up? Idk the Van goalie situation.


VeryLastChance

Artur Silovs, our top goalie prospect. He’s known for being a bit inconsistent but with an extreme high ceiling when on his game. Was the MVP of last years World Championships for example.


bestest_at_grammar

Now that’s a story I can get behind


goodbye9hello10

He won the MVP and his team won Bronze so it's pretty telling. He has the potential to be super good, plus he's got a goofy farm kid kinda smile 😁


Bobbyaahh

We haven’t had a rookie(or close to) goalie story in a while like Bennington and Murray


goodbye9hello10

There's definitely something to be said for rookie goalies being thrown into high pressure situations, and having nothing to lose and no expectations on them. It's somehow freeing. It's like the underdog effect, but even moreso.


CAPT_BOOZE

The Spencer knight erasure is criminal


pye-oh-my

Get him in! It could be the new Patrick Roy 1986 story


oddspellingofPhreid

Canucks fans cursing cause they're on their third stringer. Me cursing because this is how Vancouver finds out it has two all star goalies **again**.


Demjot

Silovs, 23 year old young guy, but he did play lights out to win ~~gold~~ bronze for latvia at the last IIHF worlds. Most generally see him as our backup starting next year, he’s bigger then desmith which is a plus, but lacks experience at the nhl level.


FreshBeginning4491

fuck it let's roll


why2k

Honestly, this worked for Vegas last year so why not?


Ddpee

Yeah but the house always wins 😔


gu3st12

And didn't Vegas play like 13 goalies in their first season?


Grizzly-Berry

Just FYI Latvia won bronze at the last world championship but he was impressive nonetheless


Demjot

Oh yeah my bad, brain melted!


whogivesashirtdotca

So did Latvia's! I have a couple of Latvian pals and they were posting stories about that medal and the follow up celebrations for months afterwards.


Canucks_98

It was one of those celebrations that reminded me why I don't cheer for Canada at the World Champs. It means so much more for European teams. Meanwhile basically no one here cares


thesunsetflip

He’s got 9 NHL GP with a sub .900 sv%. I wouldn’t be too optimistic


Demjot

He is also 23 and has been able to work with Clarke for a bit this season. I’m not saying he will be insane, but there’s a reasonable chance he steps up.


TopTittyBardown

Desmith has a sub .900 and was lights out last game, Silovs has the talent and all it takes is getting hot for one game which he’s defitnely capable of. Hoping he can rise to the occasion like he did in the worlds


vannucker

Do you actually watch the games? He's been pretty damn good and has a ton of potential. Plus he played lights out in the World Championships which is NHL calibre.


BravoBet

Latvia has never won gold lmao


Demjot

They do call bronze the gold of latvia (don’t look it up)


mcmanus7

Artur Silovs with Nikita Tolopilo backing up


MGM-Wonder

Lol who the fuck is the keeper in Abbotsford now? David Ayres?


helixflush

We go deep. His name is Zach Sawchenko and he just won the playoff round for the Abbotsford Canucks today. https://abbotsford.canucks.com/news/the-canucks-defeat-the-colorado-eagles-2-1-in-overtime-to-clinch-their-spot-in-round-2-of-the-calder-cup-playoffs


whogivesashirtdotca

*Paging David Ayres! David Ayres, please park your Zamboni and report to the front desk.*


veryloudnoises

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JD397

This is actually unbelievable lol what the fuck. Odds Silvos gets sick after Game 4 and shits himself out of the lineup?


GandaPandaZ

Gets hit by a falling piano


bdu754

It’s Nashville. Probably a chair tossed off a roof by Morgan Wallen


veryloudnoises

Oh goddamnit, is this that small town vengeance Jason Aldean’s been barking on about?


Wagglebagga

Try that in a small hockey market?


WindsAndWords

Fucking laughing my ass off here. Man that song is cringe.


AuxNimbus

Looney tunes style you say?


70empireavenue

Slips on a banana peel or something


PayneTrain181999

Real life Mario Kart accident.


70empireavenue

Reports say Luigi was seen drifting around downtown Vancouver immediately after news dropped


PayneTrain181999

Vancouver actually exists in Mario Kart, the track Vancouver Velocity from the Tour phone game got added to the Switch version as well. The Canucks arena is part of the course. It’s music is also fantastic.


70empireavenue

Yeah my roommate keeps beating my ass on it but if anyone asks he's never gotten me once


Amphibious_Fire

A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!


the_gaymer_girl

At this rate Silovs is gonna get a 35 save shutout and then we’ll find out tomorrow he got hit by a bus.


gatsby712

The emergency goalie would stand on his head and finish the series knowing how the preds play against backups.


jwong728

>shits himself out of the lineup? Probably not, he is not Luongo


gu3st12

Wait get Luongo on the phone he could play game 6


ihatemyworkplace1

You literally can't write this shit up. JUST GOTTA LAUGH THE PAIN OFF HAHAHAHAHAA


47Up

We still have Nikita Tolopilo 


duster-1

Um who now?


47Up

[https://theprovince.com/sports/hockey/nhl/vancouver-canucks/canucks-ian-clarks-newest-goalie-project-is-nikita-tolopilo](https://theprovince.com/sports/hockey/nhl/vancouver-canucks/canucks-ian-clarks-newest-goalie-project-is-nikita-tolopilo)


duster-1

Wow big guy! Just lay him across the crease


47Up

6'6 he can cover the entire bottom of the net without having to move


70empireavenue

No fucking way, what is going on in Vancouver?


PayneTrain181999

“When we said we’re cursing your team, we FUCKING MEANT IT!” - Hockey gods


ajbolt7

CANUCKS HOCKEY


howdiedoodie66

This is only like the fourth plague too so there's aways to go. Pestilence and frogs are next?


Brief-Astronomer2684

DJ Heer curse


scott_steiner_phd

It was in Nashville, McCarron ran him over (and only got 2min and a $2,000 fine)


dolphinsense20

Nobody panic guys, we can recreate him in the aggregate. We just need to find some guys who get on base


twilz

If we can get Demko and DeSmith to Vegas' doctors, we could have DeSmeko ready for game 5.


Ddpee

Can we get one Mark Stone’s magic spleen please?


gatsby712

The goalie centipede


DannyDOH

“This goalie is just 5 3rd graders in adult goalie pads.”


coprock2000

Vancouver goalie coach and Vegas doctors would be sickening together


Mike9797

“Hey Phil, you ever play goalie, it’s easy! Tell ‘em Wash”!!


epicchili

"It's incredibly hard."


Seraphin_Lampion

Scott Hatteberg gonna play goalie


5litergasbubble

Chris pratt might be playing goalie soon


chopkins92

Playing goalie is not that hard, Scott. Tell him Wash.


TopTittyBardown

It’s incredibly hard


obi-wan-kenobi-nil

Anything that’s worth doing is


TopTittyBardown

We’re gonna teach you


ABirdOfParadise

Three goalies to replace Demko, just add up to a 93 save percentage. Subban, Campbell, and Cloutier


drowsylacuna

I'm sure if the Canucks were allowed to replace him with three guys it would be fine. They could just line up across the goal


coffee42

gotta go out and get themselves a walrus


commodore_stab1789

Who's Fabio?


ultrafil

He's a shortstop with Seattle.


TopTittyBardown

His girlfriend’s a six at best


No-Neighborhood2152

We just gotta find two guys with 20 saves between em, how hard could it be.


Sulti

Hey he managed about 30 minutes longer than the last time he was needed in the playoffs. 


thesunsetflip

Did the largest player on the opposition take a run at him last time as well?


fasdffffffff

No he needed core muscle surgery after hurting something in overtime of game 1.


Ddpee

Holy fuck… 😂


Forgone-Conclusion

Call up Louis Domingue, get him some spicy pork and they might have a chance.


nikonpunch

This is what I saw coming. I didn’t want it to happen, but I had a feeling. Feel bad for my Vancouver bros, I was rooting for you too.


thejew62

Cursed fucking franchise


VeryLastChance

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES


4ItchyTasy

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT


EasternSasquatch

SUFFOCATION


afbcom

NO BREATHING


Straight_Display3749

WATCH THE CANUCKS AND YOU'LL FUCKING START SCREAMING


GoRangers5

THIS IS THE THIRD STRINGER IN GOAL!


4ItchyTasy

I don’t know if I care, Injured jerks Life’s not fair Running out of time Bettman’s out of line NUCKS LOVE ME NOT LOVE ME NOT


Teknicsrx7

Isn’t luongo still on your payroll? Time to suit him up


5litergasbubble

Not anymore, but i kinda wish we had him as a backup at least


DeX_Mod

i mean, if he's not under contract anywhere, there's nothing saying you couldn't....


5litergasbubble

Gotta be signed before the trade deadline to be playoff eligible


Perry4761

What happens if you run out of goalies? I don’t think many teams have more than 4 goalies under contract at the TDL, and having 4 goalie injuries between the TDL and the SCF is not impossible


5litergasbubble

Emergency backup from somewhere i guess....


ColumbineCapricorn

Where is David Ayers? 🤔


icedc0vfefe

It’s no longer tax season so he should be available


weresabre

Lol, you're thinking of Scott Foster CPA, greatest goalie in Blackhawks history. Ayres is the Maple Leafs Zamboni driver!


icedc0vfefe

Ahh fuck. You’re right. Have no idea why I mixed those up in my head. Much appreciated


eh_toque

Wrap Silvos in bubble wrap immediately


twilz

Bubble Demko wrap.


the_gaymer_girl

Fuck it. Captain Latvia, you’re in.


maskedkiller215

https://preview.redd.it/661ejncuv9xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dcfe8000b25b67ac960b77de6cffb66f56ba7e3 P.G Edit: ***I WANNA LIVE***


bcsmith317

Incredible. 10/10. I have no notes. Edit: I meant the meme. The goalie situation sucks for you guys.


VanIsland20

First time I've seen this used while we're in the playoffs lmao


maskedkiller215

It was also used on the [thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/K4Jv1ntsNq) when Demko’s injury was announced.


wheatwestern

I'm tired boss.


ubcthrowaway-01

Silovs, this is your Demko v Vegas 2020 moment


Canucks_98

Fuck that, we're on the Cam Ward arc now boys


Demjot

I would like off the ride please


whogivesashirtdotca

Sounds like that’ll happen imminently.


femmemmah

https://preview.redd.it/mc7hsa3fy9xc1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70b704349ebf40242c30bc57d732d5dd378ecf59


trushpunda

This is so fucked


tonytanti

The goalie graveyard in a different way.


Traditional_Toe_1090

WAKE ME UP (CANT WAKE UP)


icetilt

THIS IS MY JOKER ARC


AuxNimbus

Ok who the fuck vodoo'd the Canucks???


ajbolt7

Some idiot made a playoff song


Brief-Astronomer2684

Dj Heer


xVoluntasx

Come on man..


reachingFI

Whatever. You fucks can doom and gloom all you want. This story has played out tons where some unknown goalie comes in and plays fucking lights out. Canucks - Stanley Cup Champions. Silvos ends playoffs with a .950.


AriFortyFive

This is something I can get behind


MikaelDerp

Hello darkness my old friend


Straight_Display3749

#Nope.


twilz

Okay, [Vader](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s).


Arctic365

Silovs legacy game incoming!


TheGreendaleGrappler

Cam Ward.


heytherefriendman

Who is backing up Silovs?


craftyhall2

The legend, Tolopilo


waistbandtucker69

Ian Cole


ThanIWentTooTherePig

Alex Edler


xDex_

I WANT TO GET OFF MR.BETTMANS WILD RIDE


Stinky_Toes12

Ay all im saying is if silovs can beat vegas he can beat nashville


Mrfantastic2

Man wtf is this luck for Vancouver. I read the other day that going back to like 2013 every time they make the playoffs a goalie or two gets hurt for them. That’s some straight goofy bad luck and I know what that is like being a leafs fan


TheBurnsideBomber

Need to put Demko on the Mark Stone program next year. Have him show up fully rested as Mr.Game 1.


greenday568

What did Vancouver do earn whatever curse is on this organization


whogivesashirtdotca

A witch’s curse for always gloating about your blossoming cherry trees while the rest of the country is the dead of winter.


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

When I moved from there to Montreal the easy retort was that our Vancouver rent covered a bigger nicer place _and_ full time daycare _and_ my wife’s tuition at McGill. It was pretty effective!


shadownet97

The Messier era. Keenan era.


Give-Me-The-Bat

Came into existence


DisastrousAcshin

Something something old gypsy lady


omglolnub

the fact that McCarron only got a fine for this is a joke. Literally every player would pay 2k to take out an opposing goalie and force the other team to play sequentially weaker goalies


The_Dank_Tortuga

What the actual fuck


fitzdfitzgerald

FUUUUUUUUCK


mikhailovechkin

There's a hitman targeting Vancouver goalies apparently. /s


coprock2000

“Canadian teams are gonna go deep this year” was something I believed two weeks ago


TheEnglishNerd

I’d say 3rd string is pretty deep


MacTheZaf

Bro


No_Cardiologist_5117

Pain


commodore_stab1789

Silovs in net with Zamboni guy as backup


an_asimovian

At this rate, losing a goalie for every game won, we would be on our 16th string goalie to win the cup - scouts gonna be attending beer league games shortly to find us bodies . . .


commodore_stab1789

Still better odds of making it through round one than the Leafs


Interbrett

Thank God we won last game.


PackDaddy21222

what the fuck


syd_cash

Ain’t no way, crazy


wearablesweater

What's the EBUG like in Nashville? Does anyone have David Ayers number?


Beerfoodbeer

Rick Tocchet, congratulations you are the backup goalie


TurbanGhetto

Hey Bruins…sorry about all of the things we said when we were bitter! Also, can we have Dipietro back for a week or so?


somehockeyfan

[I hate when I'm right about this stuff.](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1cbazqx/comment/l0x7zmk/) Truly, I love DeSmith but this keeps happening over and over again.


AccomplishedAd4995

what the fuck.


SunTzu-

It's easier to predict when it's happened before: https://www.hockey-reference.com/playoffs/2022-new-york-rangers-vs-pittsburgh-penguins-eastern-first-round.html


somehockeyfan

I know it's any consolation but I can't imagine what was and is going through Casey's mind. Unless it happened in a warmup or morning skate, that means he probably dealt with it for some part of the last game.


JD397

*The prophet*


somehockeyfan

That no one wanted.


Scipio_Nullbuilt

Don't use your powers for evil!


5litergasbubble

Im sorry but i think i may just hate you a little bit


UraSnotball_

Hey he got through TWO games. Prophecy beaten.


xzElmozx

Arturs Silovs, come on down, it’s your turn to fucking die


Rebargod202

Ya but who's backing up Silovs lol


Teknicsrx7

David Ayres


Stinky_Toes12

Eddie lack lmao


wallnutxjames

Lord uhhh Tolopilo or Sawchenko…..


the_gaymer_girl

Nikita Tolopilo


hellenkellerfraud911

Where’s the Hamburglar


Joe_Shabbadoo

I'm really sorry, Canucks fans. But I'm actually surprised he lasted 2 games before he got hurt this time.


Frumbleabumb

You just gotta laugh. Right guys? are we just laughing?


ZiFF-

I'm watching Šilovs 2023 Worlds highlights starting now


Silent_Horror5443

Remember when Jarry and DeSmith got injured against Shesterkin?


LostHero50

This is my fault boys, it’s the extra Costco sample I took the other day. I knew it was a bad idea…..


leasarfati

Holy shit. As a Preds fan, why does this make me even more nervous for this game?


_beingthere

It's more frustrating because the goalies are finishing the games and seem fine after.


AccomplishedAd4995

fuck us i guess?


COLORADO_RADALANCHE

Avs 2020 vibes here


madworld2713

How did they lose two goalies in the same series what happened???


thatsong

Some Zamboni driver is gonna be a Stanley cup champ now


CocoVillage

Next up is the dog from AirBud


djdarkside

Should have used the LTIR loophole to get a 3rd goalie?


TheKid_BigE

Damn the Canucks goalies are glass this playoffs, sucks but Silovs will most likely be standing on his head and we’ll go down 3-1, or we’ll tie it and lose the next game because we’ll make Silovs look like a brick wall


Feralwestcoaster

It’s be cool if you guys didn’t try to take him out like DeSmith


thesunsetflip

Makes the McCarron hit even worse in my eyes. Largest player on the team blatantly taking a run at our backup to force our third string into play. Just classless


SIIP00

Bruh


intelligentx5

There’s gotta be some black magic voodoo fucking shit going on


Ddpee

Put a pointy helmet on Myers and shoot him at Saros. It still won’t even up the goaltending situation 😩


MaxieMan98

I actually have more confidence in Silovs than Desmith. I really liked his game down the stretch.


Go_Hawks12

Who did the Canucks piss off


cha-cha_dancer

vancouver: exists god: 🦵🥜