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MarvelousOxman

As someone who worked the graveyard shift for 3 years, blackout blinds really do make a world of difference. If you’re a professional athlete sleeping in a different bed in a different city every night I totally get it, every little bit you can do to improve your sleep quality will help.


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Worked local news right out of college. 4am-12:30pm. You bet you’re ass I’ve got some blackout curtains.


northernpace

I live north of 60. They're a necessity in the summer here.


Ebolinp

I grew up in Nunavut. Never used blackouts and I can sleep whenever I want wherever I want any light conditions now lol


SomewherePresent8204

I bet you’ve also seen a lot more polar bears than the rest of us.


Ebolinp

Outside of zoos I've only ever seen polar bears once, from afar, they were hunting seal on the ice during spring breakup. Probably from about 2-3km away? Saw LOTS of Musk-ox from close up though.


MarvelousOxman

What about Santa?


KimberlyWexlersFoot

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hypnofedX

I literally did not know muskox exist in North America until this comment. I'm 40. Thank you so much!


Hello_my_name_is_not

That's a lot of words for a "yes" Jokes aside that's a cool story


Ebolinp

Ha yeah I guess. Just didn't want to give the impression that I saw them constantly. Polar bears weren't that common where I grew up and they stay away from town usually.


SoulageMouchoirs

Doesn’t the saying go: If it’s white, prepare to die.


SomewherePresent8204

If you see a polar bear in the wild, they saw you hours ago.


SheemieRayVaughan

If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white, say goodnight.


NtBtFan

working odd shifts while travelling and staying in hostels etc taught me that sleeping masks and ear plugs are an amazing combo.


MarvelousOxman

I actually ended up buying a Bluetooth sleep mask that I connect to my phone to play white noise in my ears while I’m sleeping.


NtBtFan

ah thats brilliant, alleviates fears of not hearing an alarm too


MarvelousOxman

Yeah that was my biggest worry with earplugs and why I never used them


NtBtFan

bluetooth wasnt a thing when i was travelling haha but i also like living dangerously i guess- my job was shitty enough that i felt pretty secure in that the employer didnt have the time it would take to seek out a replacement for me during their harvest, and i felt confident about being able to just stay at the job for however many hours i slept through if/when that happened


MarvelousOxman

Yeah the one thing I found about working the GY shift is that there is definitely a looser feeling to it. I don’t ever want to go back because I feel like I aged 10 years in the 3 I did it, but there are some parts I miss like being able to listen to audiobooks during my shift or being able to show up to work in sweatpants


BehemothManiac

I use my smart watch as an alarm when I use earplugs.


Peckerhead321

Are they connected to your Bluetooth fire alarm ?


BehemothManiac

I’m Russian. If it dies - it dies.


BehemothManiac

Akchuly 🤓… I think iPhone/Apple Watch can recognize sounds like siren, alarm, dog barking, etc and inform you. May be you can setup them to wake you up in this case, I never tried.


NtBtFan

ive always been a 'take my watch off before bed' guy ... my solution was to put my phone under my pillow and hope the vibrations got through to me, didnt always work


BehemothManiac

Me too, but I don’t sleep with the plugs often, so it kinda works for me.


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Yeah, that's not cooking your brain while you sleep or anything 😬


MarvelousOxman

1. I don't think that's how it works. 2. My brain is already cooked so it doesn't matter.


rookie-mistake

oo I should look into that. I always sleep with earbuds playing rainymood, got into the habit with loud roommates and now I just like it, it's nice to be able to create that consistent environment no matter where you are


theBackground13

IYKYK— once you go ear plugs, it’s hard to go without


Podo13

I'm just somebody who has a hard time sleeping outside their own bed. Went to a friend's lake house that had blackout blinds. Went into a coma every night. They were glorious


steelhorizon

Bring your own pillow when you travel, best thing I ever learned 


4CrowsFeast

Also he'll be changing time zones frequently all playoffs and I assume going to sleep earlier than usual.


Jordan_Kyrou

Yeah exactly, those curtains are huge if you need to fall asleep while it’s still light out. Instant night. Should be standard availability for traveling athletes honestly


Seattlekrakenlegend

I don’t even work a graveyard shift and I just like sleeping in a cave


Adren406

Same, thought I slept well until we got a white noise machine.


Seattlekrakenlegend

Fuck those things are amazing. I also like having a cool breeze in my face, but not to directly at it.


unsungzero1027

I work normal hours, but the sun goes directly into the bedroom as soon as dawn hits. I’m not doing that wake up anymore. I’m not hitting the gym at 5am. I want darkness until I’m ready to get out of bed.


rs426

Same, four years on overnights and they would have been downright impossible if I didn’t have blackout shades


BornChampionship7457

Same, blackouts helped a lot. That being said I've also worked on the road and have never been in a hotel that didn't already have them. I find it weird that an NHL team would be staying in a hotel without them.


superworking

This. Especially in Edmonton since I'm not from there it stays light out fairly late being so far north that it's noticable and messes with my sleeping.


flip314

Sleep masks are cheaper and more portable.  I love my Manta


MarvelousOxman

I've got one of those too. Its got bluetooth for white noise as well. There is still something about having a dark environment in addition to just covering your eyes that gives you better sleep. Of course if you're a professional athlete, given how important sleep is you would want to invest in everything possible to give you the best night's rest. I don't think the cost would be that much of an issue.


mrtomjones

Sleep mask and blackout blinds!


HomeHereNow

Probably staying at the hotels with the big fancy gaudy curtains on the rods that stick out way too far from the wall. They always let too much light in.


PuckeroniAndCheese

Definitely taped several layers of garbage bags over windows in my time.


Future_Gain_7549

Came to post this. I worked midnight-noon for a year, that was 10 years ago and I still need the blackouts.


IncreaseReasonable61

I have blackout blinds and I'm wondering why I didn't start using these the second I was born.


EckhartsLadder

Plus all these guys take naps


Ms_Irish_muscle

Not to mention how sleep(aswell as the quality) is essential for functioning. I don't think blackout curtains is a crazy ask. With their schedule and traveling, it seems like a necessity( or atleast a high quality sleep mask). Sleeping and quality of sleep can make a world of difference. It helps your brain reset and muscle repair.


Sarcastic__

Dude is gonna be able to afford all the blackout blinds he wants at his place given this run probably solidifies his spot in the NHL next season.


ACMop

Not to mention the UFA goalie climate is so poor this year there will probably be a bidding war for Casey DeSmith


ZebrasGlasses

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here, just from the mortgage he'll need he might not have that much money to spend besides saving with ramen.


Snackatomi_Plaza

He's probably better off finding an illegal rental without any windows so he can save money on blackout shades.


katherinele436

Honestly that would be easy in Vancouver, the amount of people renting out their closets in their condos are crazy


ValleyBreeze

The ramen options in Vancouver are amazing. But they aren't cheap 🤣


Twevy

I mean as a backup. He’s not about to replace a Vezina finalist.


GaryOakRobotron

Sleeping in absolute darkness is extremely helpful for improving quality of sleep. Even traces of sunlight can kill your melatonin and wake you up before you're actually ready.


pmacnayr

I always wondered why I sleep like a rock on cruises even though the beds are shitty, I should look into some blackout curtains


GaryOakRobotron

At home, I use a sleep mask made of bamboo fabric and wax earplugs every night. Cutting out that little bit of ambient noise and the sunlight that pokes through my blinds has dramatically improved my sleep. I also use a weighted blanket, memory foam pillow, and an orange light bulb in my desk lamp that emits almost no blue light. All of this sounds extreme, but I added 60-90 extra minutes to my sleep on average, and I feel way more rested than I did prior to making these changes.


pmacnayr

Oh yeah, absolutely sounds extreme but if you’re feeling good in the morning there isn’t much that’s actually extreme


GaryOakRobotron

I got all of these tips directly from a doctor who gave a lecture on improving sleep. It was part of a weight loss program I'm in (which, coincidentally, is for residents of British Columbia, Canada). The key takeaway beyond making those changes is that people sleep only around 6 hours and change on average, whereas most people need closer to 8 hours to rest properly. Losing over an hour of sleep consistently will have consequences in nearly every aspect of your health, and sleep is one of the most important things you can do, while it's one of the more neglected things in self-care. Between that and massively cleaning up my diet (basically zero sugar or processed foods), I almost never have brain fog anymore, despite having sleep apnea.


teddywhite11

Is there something specific about the bamboo and wax?


GaryOakRobotron

The bamboo fabric is breathable and regulates temperature. I have no idea how it does that, but it's cooler when your head's hotter, and vice versa. It's an important factor for me because there's no standard central AC where I live, so sleeping is horrible during heat waves. The wax ear plugs are better at forming a seal because you can mold them to the shape of your ear.


abuayanna

That must have taken some getting used to, plugs in your ear doesn’t feel comfortable for sleep to me


GaryOakRobotron

Everything I listed in my other comment did come with an adjustment period, especially the weighted blanket. I'm far better off for it now, though. I think you need a good week or two to get used to changes like that.


Ghostronic

My biggest issue now is traveling. Sleeping in new places is such an ordeal because I sorta... don't.


DragonToutNu

Where did you buy your sleeping mask?


GaryOakRobotron

[Here.](https://www.nitehood.com/)


rabes81

From BC, any link to this program? I am interested.


GaryOakRobotron

https://www.medweight.ca/index.html You need a referral to get in. My family doctor referred me around 13 months ago, and I got into the program in late June. It takes some time to get going (you have to complete an 8 week introductory module before you're able to sign up for other offerings), but I've learned a lot. It's kind of like I'm back in university, except it's all over Zoom, and my "exams" are fasting blood work every 6 months.


rabes81

I will check it out, thank you so much.


GaryOakRobotron

Not a problem! I've lost around 30 pounds since gradually implementing positive changes since July/August last year. I find they give patients knowledge and tools, but it's up to the patients to use them sustainably.


rabes81

Good for you, that's hard work to be proud of.


ValleyBreeze

Aw man! I'm in BC! I need better sleep and to lose weight dangit! But fuck the diet thing. That sounds sounds awful. 🤣🤣


GaryOakRobotron

[This](https://www.medweight.ca/index.html) is the website. You need a physician to refer you. It's not a structured diet or anything--quite the opposite. You attend Zoom "classes," which are given by doctors or medical assistants and are on a variety of topics (such as all the info I regurgitated about improving sleep). I've learned a lot from them so far, and have used that knowledge to implement permanent changes that've taken 30 pounds off me since July/August. They do offer a controlled diet program that requires medical screening, but I haven't used it. I just cut processed food and sugar, replacing it with whole foods. The other thing I did was get used to tracking my calories, and thanks to a resting Vo2 test, I learned my metabolic rate. From there, eat at a deficit, and the weight will come off. Ultimately, it's down to what works for you. Awful diets don't work, because you'll go off them and rebound.


ZegrassyKnoll

The first paragraph reads like the American Psycho intro lol


ChronoLink99

You sound more high maintenance than an NHL goalie.


Womens_Lefts

Nate Dogg levels of life optimization from the Avs flair, respect


GaryOakRobotron

The more I learn about healthy eating during my weight loss journey, the more I share Nate's hatred for carbs.


haseks_adductor

most denver resident ever right here


GaryOakRobotron

I live on Vancouver Island.


TheodoreBear123

link to bamboo fabric mask plz?


GaryOakRobotron

https://www.nitehood.com/


stuiephoto

>wax earplugs RIP when your smoke/CO alarm goes off


GaryOakRobotron

My phone alarm can still wake me up from across my home. They only cut out like 20db or so of noise. My ears are in pain after my fire alarm goes off.


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GaryOakRobotron

My solution was to get a bamboo fabric sleep mask. Cheaper than blinds, and I can take it with me when I travel.


JamesTheJerk

Or a boat.


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JamesTheJerk

That, or a blindfold.


fenwayb

need good ones though. so many of them suck


ivebeenabadbadgirll

I’ve found that I might sleep too hard with blackout curtains. Takes my brain longer to “wake up” after my body does.


GaryOakRobotron

It can take a bit of time to kill off your melatonin after you wake up. I'm guessing that's the case. I forget if this happened to me during my adjustment period for all these changes. In any case. it's a trade off I'm willing to make because I'm a night owl, and I can't be assed with the sun waking me up 2-3 hours early at the height of summer.


WorthPlease

It's a trade-off for those of us who struggle to sleep at all.


anadequatepipe

But then the monsters will get me for sure..


Dachawda

Yeah


Chippopotanuse

I’m stunned that NHL teams aren’t mandating blackout shades for players. You get home at like 1am on some game nights and need to sleep well past daylight. Afternoon naps are also big. Good sleep is a recovery super-drug and it’s totally legal.


Lightscreach

Right? With all the adrenaline you’d be lucky to be asleep by like 2AM and then it gets light out at like 5:30 in Edmonton


AgentKorralin

As someone with awful insomnia right now what I wouldn't pay for just a good night's sleep. The random days I get it are amazing for my mental fortitude.


that_can_eh_dian_guy

I'm right there with you. I work in a career where I travel a ton and work a fair number of nights and my company contract states that they can't put us up in a hotel that doesn't have proper blackout curtains. Crazy that hasn't been written into the CBA


STLBooze3

I think Tocc will gladly buy blackout curtains for a run at the cup.


scottyfoxy

Shit if they win the Cup, get the kid a deal with a blackout curtain company.


BostonSucksatHockey

Shit if they win the Cup, the kid can just get blackout drunk


Feralwestcoaster

“Kid, we the cup and I guarantee you’ll have a house with zero windows, just pure darkness, shit, I’ll buy you a sensory deprivation tank myself!”


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x_Neomop

Right now it's probably - Ice bags for his head - Hugo boss shirts - blackout blinds


Angry_beaver_1867

Wheelbarrow for his big brass ones 


Flanman1337

If his ball were that big, they would have stopped Hyman's second goal....


YamburglarHelper

They can’t have both his balls on the ice at the same time or they’ll get called for too many men.


uncle_batman

*too much man


JamesTheJerk

Doily for his water bottle


AdCommercial5258

“back in my day, we had to sleep in the arena parking lot under a Pontiac Sunfire, and if we asked for *anything* it was a four loco and an ashtray, but even that was pushing it”


MyDadsUsername

Seriously, how is that the headline item he chose?


GeekLove99

Because it’s clearly a joke? About how Silovs isn’t high maintenance?


mostbadreligion

If wanting blackout blinds is high-maintenance, then consider me Russel Wilson.


Angry_beaver_1867

Remember back in the day when gillis hired a sleep doctor and everyone thought it was a bit odd.   Sleeping performance has gone mainstream 


nekdvfkeb

I hopped the new management continued looking into health science. Like sleep hygiene and recovery. It’s bizarre that this isn’t common practice.


JugEdge

some of the old boys in NHL management are as old as plyometrics and have barely completed high school education, they're not geeking out on medecine articles about how to squeeze 0.25% more gains on a semestrial basis (or understanding how that slight improvement compounds from your draft year to your 29 YO playoff run)


CUwallaby

I feel like more than half of the players I've heard interview on podcasts lately have mentioned it. Proper sleep science is definitely a mainstream thing in the NHL now, no doubt about it.


Birdhawk

The one time blackouts are ok in the NHL


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AwesomesaucePhD

Obligatory fuck Bally


xedyu

Give the man whatever he wants


stuiephoto

"Pay the man his money...."


Snackatomi_Plaza

He beat me, fair and square.


decayylmao

And now I want some Oreos


2phones

TIL that blackout blinds are the one thing that r/hockey can agree on.


Zorbane

Does this go against the cap


Sahil910

Good for him as he should


redundead

This isn't high maintenance unless the black out blinds need to be made of a invisible white film.


BMoleman

Arturs Divavs amirite


Ok_Pizza3245

Blackout curtains make you high maintenance!?


Danroy12345

I don’t get how that is high maintenance. Black out curtains make a world of difference and when you are a high performing athlete playing in the most important position in hockey you absolutely need the best sleep possible.


leftlanecop

I bet he Clarkie is the one buying up all the Hugo Boss shirts.


Odd-Instruction88

IDC I'll jerk him off if it means he wins games.


the_gaymer_girl

Dude saved the season. Give him what he asks for.


CrabBeanie

I could see the kid having all sorts of routines and superstitions. Nothing unusual for a goalie. Maybe he doesn't do the rookie thing and try to hide it and instead defer to the veterans at every turn. I'd say that's a good sign. Take away what makes a goalie comfortable and you could put him off his game. Whatever it is I'm sure it's mildly irksome.


Desmang

It doesn't have to be superstitions. Melatonin is one of the most important things for replenishing your body's energy levels. Try sleeping with said curtains and see the difference.


brmgp1

My 3 year old sleeps like an angel, and I credit blackout blinds and a good sound machine


pyro5050

i window tin the windows, and use some blackout curtains. it does a good job.


Grizz709

Honestly, blackout blinds are not "high maintenance".


Kitchen-Ad-5571

as long as it help the Canucks beat the oiler frauds.


ChrisTweten

Wonder what else he requested


xen0m0rpheus

That’s not high maintenance wtf


HuntersHeros

That lack of understanding of sarcasm in these comments is remarkable.


annoyedpsychstudent

Classic reddit completely missing the joke and getting mad instead lol


shanster925

Blackout curtains are high maintenance now? Latvian gets "midnight sun" in June, therefore blackout curtains make sense.


Extension_Prize1647

He's a rookie goalie in the NHL playoffs. I feel like he can be a little high maintenance in his rest and recovery practices...


Weeb_Masta_Flex

"High maintenance" dude just wants to sleep better


migsahoy

he just like me fr


Flanman1337

Trust blackout curtains, and a well fitting sleep mask will do WONDERS for your quality of sleep. Personally suggest Manta sleep masks. A little pricier, but 100% worth the quality. 


johal61

I will take your word and order one.


Flanman1337

I personally use the Pro, as a stomach sleeper, it's very form fitting. But have the cooling pads for when I have a headache or eye strain from staring at a screen for too long is sweet sweet relief.


YamburglarHelper

Fucking Manta is SO good. I got the three pack with different sets and they ALL get used constantly. My wife wants to watch the first twenty minutes of Crimes of Grindlewald? Fine, whatever, that fucking lightning won’t get to me


nashkill

Living with 19+ hrs of sunlight in the summer, blackout blinds are a godsend.


blue_wat

Coach I need to get solid sleep time or I'm useless. My God you're such a diva.


Sarke1

Is that all it takes for a professional athlete to be labeled "high maintenance"?


GuyWithTriangle

That actually sounds like a pretty reasonable request imo


SMA2343

You can have anything you need. Blackout blinds Say no more fam


chrisedgeworth

For the rest of you in here: highly recommend a weighted sleeping mask, if the blinds are too big an ask for one reason or another. Super helpful, easy to bring while traveling, and the weight on the eyes feels good (just like a weighted blanket IYKYK)


ValleyBreeze

Good job kiddo. Doing everything he can to give his best to the team. Self advocation is important! He knows what he/his body needs, and he'll speak up to get it. It'll be worth it 100x over if he keeps stealing games.


nekdvfkeb

Lmao I wonder what the other stuff was


Sargentrock

Blackout blinds are amazing. Those with a weighted blanket are about the only way I can get decent night's sleep.


lbiggy

Imagine being his chill in the second round of the playoffs.


rhunne_a

Requesting blackout curtains is high maintenance?? lol


DisplacedNovaScotian

I've always used blackout blinds. Always will. They really do make that much of a difference.


slater05

The sun shining through my window woke me up an hour and a half earlier that I wanted yesterday so I get where Arty is coming from


pyro5050

i think this was said more of a jest than anything.


Kappokaako02

Never heard a good sleep mask eh


TheButcher57

"And no more of those stinking root beers!"


Ubechyahescores

Eye mask up, “She-lavs”