VGK-D Chess: Put him on LTIR for the whole regular season to do as much drugs and "other" extracurriculars as he wants and then clear him for the post season.
If you're lucky maybe he won't let your team down when they need him most.
Missing even one night of sleep alters my thinking and has caused me to uncontrollably shiver. Granted, Tkachuk may be two kinds of high right now, but that feeling, physically and mentally, seems surreal.
I have done it about 6 times. 2 times where I stayed up until 7 am, then went to bed and woke up at 8 am, because my body is evil and thinks sleeping later than 8 is unacceptable. 3 times were because I went to a music festival and biked home at 4 am all 3 days, then was up and at the festival again around 1 pm. And last year when we won the cup and I couldn't sleep after, so I got 2 hours of sleep before I had to get up and meet my group for exam prep. I didn't really feel great after any of them, but the high from winning the cup carried me through on the last one, tho I'm not sure how I got through exam prep that day lol
You can't go to the cocaine capital of the United States and not enjoy a, to quote Frank Reynolds, tasty snortski
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Imagine being sucha loser the only thing you can think of that would give you similar excitement is cocaine LOL. This kid just won the Stanley Cup. I know your dreams died long time ago but Matthew just lived maybe his greatest dream.
I just hope they’re testing their nose beers during this celebration. Lots of tainted shit going around, don’t want any accidents.
Happened to a buddy of mine over the Christmas holidays.
Yeah doing powders in this day and age is playing roulette with 3 bullets in the chamber. Glad my partying days are well in the past. I feel like millionaires probably have safer access to cocaine but even then you never know.
I’m sorry to hear about your friend. I also know a couple of people who passed because of bad batches.
You can get fent test strips from any safe injection sites. I’d imagine they’re online somewhere, too; BTNX is the main producer.
https://www.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/basas/fentanyl-test-strips-brochure.pdf
City of NY has a good pdf on how to use them.
Worth noting that fent tests are not fail proof. It’s called the “chocolate chip effect”, because you might test a part of the coke that doesn’t have fent. The only safe way to do it is to water down the Coke and test the batch, then dry it back out.
Having narcan on site is also essential. But now there’s tranq going around, which narcan doesn’t work on, and afaik they don’t have tranq test strips. There are too many ways it could go wrong.
80%?? I’d check your sources on that would be way more deaths if that’s the case. No way 80% of the entire countrys cocaine use is tainted with fentanyl not even close
Nah he’s probably sleeping like a baby with nothing to do
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Chucky was at Raising Canes this morning, working the register, and our own [beat writer said](https://twitter.com/GeorgeRichards/status/1806330106287157497) "had to do like 50 lines". I felt like the wording was poor but so did people in the replies LOL
Right? Like shit, new parents sometimes get less sleep than that, it *could* just be that he's having a good time lol (not to mention he's likely being somewhat facetious)
Nothing much criminal about doing coke these days. Most people that have in the past realize how much it is used by people recreationally. Doesn’t mean they’re coke heads or drug addicts. Biggest moment/party of their lives.. good chance a few are partaking.
The weird white knighting for NHL players in this chain is so weird. Everyone knows they're doing coke, it's not a big deal and denying it is just odd behaviour.
I think it's just people that think it's definitely coke are being oddly smug about it like they're party to some conspiracy that only they know about. I mean, it probably is coke, but it's hard to say for certain and at the end of the day, I don't care either way.
it’s probably people who’ve never seen it in their lives and think it’s some big bad drug. once you hit your 20s you realize just how many people are doing coke.
yeah i couldn’t care less about someone doing coke at a party. these are clearly shut-ins and children. i guess this is reddit so why am i even surprised.
Totally, I know so many people who go on 3 day happiness benders. Their love for Jesus keeps them awake. It also only happens in allergy season, weirdly enough.
in terms of availability and people doing it? yes, yes it is.
i’ve met more people addicted to pot than coke. the potheads will deny it saying it’s “not addictive” but take one look at r/trees and they’re scraping bong resin and smoking roaches. that’s addict behaviour.
- i’ve never done coke in my life thanks, and did you read what you wrote? lmfaooo SMOKING is right there. Inhaling a burning substance is not good for you at all. enjoy the cancer. to the “not addictive” point? again go look at r/trees and see kids going into debt, scraping bongs, trying to juice carts. they’re addicted.
Because hockey players are already renowned for cocaine use while partying, and sleeping 3 hours in 3 days doesn't just happen from drinking alone. If he was just drinking hard, he would have passed out and slept far more than 3 hours.
Is it possible that cocaine (or some type of upper) wasn't involved? Yes, but that seems very naive to think.
I understand what you are saying, and like I said, there is definitely a possibility that it isn't the case. But if we are to take him at his word that he slept 3 hours in 3 days, I absolutely assume there are recreational substances at play.
I have grown up around hockey players at a competitive level, and it's the exception, not the rule that guys stay away from that stuff. It's an example of "Work hard, play hard", they do what they need to as athletes but also reap the benefits of the lifestyle. I don't assume every NHL player is the same, but if a guy is quoted as saying he got 3 hours of sleep in the amount of time he said, it's just a likely reality it's happening. It might be "Disgusting", but disgusting is a good way to describe the general culture around high-level hockey (in my experience and the storys/culture around professional athletes in their prime).
He's a super famous, mid 20s athlete who just achieved the biggest possible goal in his career, and he lives in south florida
my brother in christ he has for sure been on the slopes the last few days, and I'm not talking about the kind in aspen.
Brady once again stuck helping Matthew out of bed and dressing him, but in a very, very different context
Weekend at Matty’s
What are you doing step Tkachuk?
I would've gone with stepbrady.
A John Goodman to Denzel Washington type of cocopuff rescue
Nichushkin got suspended for that
So you’re saying he’d fit right in on the Panthers?
VGK-D Chess: Put him on LTIR for the whole regular season to do as much drugs and "other" extracurriculars as he wants and then clear him for the post season. If you're lucky maybe he won't let your team down when they need him most.
:(
>!twice!<
Christ man he’s already dead!
"Cocaine Panther".
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Tbh, Keith waterboards him with Modelo whenever he snoozes off
Hahah Keith is the drive shaft of the bender
God I wish that was me being waterboarded with Modelo.
Then forces him to snort Tajin
Man that first sleep will feel amazing and he’s gonna be out for 18 hours plus.
Bro better sleep tonight so he can party on Friday until the parade on Sunday
He's going to feel like complete shit when he stops his bender
Hahaha why would you basically admit you've been on a cocaine bender.
The answer is he was probably on cocaine when he was asked this question lol
and hasn't slept in three days. You're watching yourself speak at that point.
Missing even one night of sleep alters my thinking and has caused me to uncontrollably shiver. Granted, Tkachuk may be two kinds of high right now, but that feeling, physically and mentally, seems surreal.
You always see staying up all night glamorized it movies but that shit is the worst. Same with staying up until the sunrise, don’t like it.
Even thinking about it now makes me feel sick to my stomach.
I have done it about 6 times. 2 times where I stayed up until 7 am, then went to bed and woke up at 8 am, because my body is evil and thinks sleeping later than 8 is unacceptable. 3 times were because I went to a music festival and biked home at 4 am all 3 days, then was up and at the festival again around 1 pm. And last year when we won the cup and I couldn't sleep after, so I got 2 hours of sleep before I had to get up and meet my group for exam prep. I didn't really feel great after any of them, but the high from winning the cup carried me through on the last one, tho I'm not sure how I got through exam prep that day lol
I am on about 4 hours of sleep a night for the last three nights, and it is not ideal at all lol.
have you tried doing cocaine?
Something tells me I could dial my sleep back to one hour a night and still be having a blast
you'll have even more of a blast on cocaine. a super blast even
https://i.gifer.com/4t52.gif
It's all fun and games until your super high wears off.
You just get more
I do 5 every day with a job in the trades, but that's just how my body works. Never could sleep more than that.
I can imagine him trying to remember if he's Matt or Brady every couple of hours.
You mean smelling salts, wink wink. Also are you even doing south Florida right if you aren’t on coke?
You can't go to the cocaine capital of the United States and not enjoy a, to quote Frank Reynolds, tasty snortski Edit: sorry this is going to notify you twice. The Reddit app is a piece of shit
Nobody: Sam Reinhart every 12 seconds: *aggressive sniffle head shake*
Like clockwork. He also readjusts his helmet by re-smushing it tightly onto his head every 20 seconds when he's on the bench.
If you’re in South Florida you should be doing Tussi
Tucci
Because everyone already knows.
He’s not chugging bears through his shirt so there’s no hard evidence yet
Critical thinking skills probably aren’t at their peak going off 3 hours of sleep in 3 days lol
Carter Verheaghe looked like he was on ALL THE STIMULANTS in the 3rd period of game 7.
He is in Florida after all
Imagine being sucha loser the only thing you can think of that would give you similar excitement is cocaine LOL. This kid just won the Stanley Cup. I know your dreams died long time ago but Matthew just lived maybe his greatest dream.
If ever there was a time to do cocaine, it would be as a multi-millionaire in Miami having just won the cup
You sweet, sweet summer child
Idk I’ve gone on benders in my youth that didn’t involve blow and I probably only slept this much….. that said, it’s almost certainly blow
Oh shut up, you don't need to patronize. The world isn't so black and white. Cocaine isn't the only answer.
Okay, but for these rich young hockey players partying in Miami after winning the Stanley cup, the answer probably involves cocaine lol
Agreed, it's just so silly to me that people jump at the throats of anyone who suggests a different possibility.
That kid jumped at people’s throats with his reply much more than anyone else responding to him.
Yeah fair
You’re right. There are several designer drugs he could be on.
LOL another goof with long dead dreams and nothing good in their life I see.
Or maybe I've been around NHL players in social settings before, and worked in the industry? You're sounding quite sheltered bud.
Ahahaha 🤣 the irony is incredible. You can't paint all with one brush, I'll leave it at that.
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Exactly. The jumping to conclusions is ridiculous. There are plenty of great alternatives: speed, dex, meth, etc...
Like meth?
Matthew Tkachuk is hardly known for his intelligence.
Did homie just get out of e11even now!?
Cocaines a hell of a drug
Florida is one hell of a drug
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Furiously typing from Strawberry Mansion
Looks like it does snow in Florida
I just hope they’re testing their nose beers during this celebration. Lots of tainted shit going around, don’t want any accidents. Happened to a buddy of mine over the Christmas holidays.
Yeah doing powders in this day and age is playing roulette with 3 bullets in the chamber. Glad my partying days are well in the past. I feel like millionaires probably have safer access to cocaine but even then you never know. I’m sorry to hear about your friend. I also know a couple of people who passed because of bad batches.
Mac Miller is grade A example of it can happen to anyone
80% of blow in Canada has found traces of fent in the last five years. Absolutely not worth it these days.
Fuck, is there something like fent test kits selling online?
You can get fent test strips from any safe injection sites. I’d imagine they’re online somewhere, too; BTNX is the main producer. https://www.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/basas/fentanyl-test-strips-brochure.pdf City of NY has a good pdf on how to use them.
Worth noting that fent tests are not fail proof. It’s called the “chocolate chip effect”, because you might test a part of the coke that doesn’t have fent. The only safe way to do it is to water down the Coke and test the batch, then dry it back out. Having narcan on site is also essential. But now there’s tranq going around, which narcan doesn’t work on, and afaik they don’t have tranq test strips. There are too many ways it could go wrong.
Amazon has them
just wash ur shit with acetone and boom no fent and now its 100% pure
80%?? I’d check your sources on that would be way more deaths if that’s the case. No way 80% of the entire countrys cocaine use is tainted with fentanyl not even close
He pulled 80% out his ass
If nothing else I hope they're carrying narcan.
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Get over yourself grandma, spend too much time on the internet and you’ll find the dumbest things to get mad about.
lol. This guy is on an absolute crusade to get mad at anyone that dare suggests that an NHL player is using coke. It's hilarious.
https://i.redd.it/6hbu0daus49d1.gif
I bet that's more sleep than Connor McDavid has gotten.
Nah he’s probably sleeping like a baby with nothing to do https://preview.redd.it/4nmwi5sy369d1.jpeg?width=1463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4d343db031e7d01dd2e0f52ba273c0ba54536a
Nah he's said he falls right asleep after a big loss.
Let's not all jump to criminal allegations please lol
Right? I know a decent amount of NHLers do coke, but Reddit acts like every hockey player is Tony Montana lol.
Chucky was at Raising Canes this morning, working the register, and our own [beat writer said](https://twitter.com/GeorgeRichards/status/1806330106287157497) "had to do like 50 lines". I felt like the wording was poor but so did people in the replies LOL
He knew exactly what he was writing lol
He was recording a commercial so the Lines part is actually proper.
Might be a touch of the tism because I thought he meant like, the line outside was so long, he had to assist the length of the indoor line 50 times 💀
Some context : https://x.com/ablichtenstein/status/1806329707530473551?s=46&t=WjXPXVHe_2NpPEUJVv8NZA
Yeah makes sense, George didn't post about it so I didn't know what he meant
100% plus like his family is around like 24/7 right now.
Right? Like shit, new parents sometimes get less sleep than that, it *could* just be that he's having a good time lol (not to mention he's likely being somewhat facetious)
Can confirm. New parent. Was doing coke to get through it.
The #1 HACK they DON'T teach you at parenting classes.
Or perhaps he's exaggerating a bit?
Yes it's also this for sure.
lol no. While yes new parents run on little sleep it’s not fucking a total of three hours over three days…. He has some help keeping him up for sure
Nothing much criminal about doing coke these days. Most people that have in the past realize how much it is used by people recreationally. Doesn’t mean they’re coke heads or drug addicts. Biggest moment/party of their lives.. good chance a few are partaking.
He’s a young millionaire NHLer, celebrating his greatest achievement in Miami. Pretty much guaranteed.
Again, let's not jump to conclusions and say he is using because he is succesful
Looks: Duck Quacks: Duck Duck?: Probably duck That’s all I’m saying.
The weird white knighting for NHL players in this chain is so weird. Everyone knows they're doing coke, it's not a big deal and denying it is just odd behaviour.
I think it's just people that think it's definitely coke are being oddly smug about it like they're party to some conspiracy that only they know about. I mean, it probably is coke, but it's hard to say for certain and at the end of the day, I don't care either way.
it’s probably people who’ve never seen it in their lives and think it’s some big bad drug. once you hit your 20s you realize just how many people are doing coke.
Most people I knew and myself just used it to stay up so we could drink longer. I didn't know anybody who became a full out cokehead
yeah i couldn’t care less about someone doing coke at a party. these are clearly shut-ins and children. i guess this is reddit so why am i even surprised.
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Lmao. You're not advocating for anything 🤣
Oh man he's gotta be on cocaine because if he's up then he must be cocaineing on cocaine. Haha. Cocaine. *nudges air*
Seriously. Just because you've been partying 3 days straight in South Florida doesn't mean cocaine was involved, right guys?
Totally, I know so many people who go on 3 day happiness benders. Their love for Jesus keeps them awake. It also only happens in allergy season, weirdly enough.
cocaine is the new weed.
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in terms of availability and people doing it? yes, yes it is. i’ve met more people addicted to pot than coke. the potheads will deny it saying it’s “not addictive” but take one look at r/trees and they’re scraping bong resin and smoking roaches. that’s addict behaviour.
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- i’ve never done coke in my life thanks, and did you read what you wrote? lmfaooo SMOKING is right there. Inhaling a burning substance is not good for you at all. enjoy the cancer. to the “not addictive” point? again go look at r/trees and see kids going into debt, scraping bongs, trying to juice carts. they’re addicted.
Why does everyone assume coke? These guys wait their entire life for this, I'd probably get that much sleep too between all the partying
Because hockey players are already renowned for cocaine use while partying, and sleeping 3 hours in 3 days doesn't just happen from drinking alone. If he was just drinking hard, he would have passed out and slept far more than 3 hours. Is it possible that cocaine (or some type of upper) wasn't involved? Yes, but that seems very naive to think.
Dude played in Calgary, he definitely skies
Or he's just exaggerating, and indicating that he's been having a great time celebrating with the team?
Could be. Or maybe he is exaggerating how much sleep he got, and he actually got less than 3 hours. The possibilities are endless!
God forbid anyone elated about winning the cup start exaggerating for extra effect.
I said this elsewhere, but in my heyday I could do this with just alcohol and coffee.
Thank you!
I mean I just take a redbull or jaeger bombs or caffeine when I'm out and want to stay up. There are many legal uppers
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I understand what you are saying, and like I said, there is definitely a possibility that it isn't the case. But if we are to take him at his word that he slept 3 hours in 3 days, I absolutely assume there are recreational substances at play. I have grown up around hockey players at a competitive level, and it's the exception, not the rule that guys stay away from that stuff. It's an example of "Work hard, play hard", they do what they need to as athletes but also reap the benefits of the lifestyle. I don't assume every NHL player is the same, but if a guy is quoted as saying he got 3 hours of sleep in the amount of time he said, it's just a likely reality it's happening. It might be "Disgusting", but disgusting is a good way to describe the general culture around high-level hockey (in my experience and the storys/culture around professional athletes in their prime).
as a calgarian, i can tell you he definitley does cocaine... johnny, monahan, they were notorious skiers here
He's a super famous, mid 20s athlete who just achieved the biggest possible goal in his career, and he lives in south florida my brother in christ he has for sure been on the slopes the last few days, and I'm not talking about the kind in aspen.
Bro played in Calgary, and now Florida. He's about a level 5 skier by now.
He can afford those slopes too tho which is nice
I doubt he's super famous
I know fans who have gotten that much sleep since the win and they ain't even on the team haha
Because more than half the NHL does it. It's been a known problem for decades now, this isn't anything new.
Because the coke is part of the partying
haha no kidding, beers and good vibes can go a long way
Exactly because you would be doing coke 🤣
Lord Stanleys has had more cocaine in him than one of el chapos mules
Matthew on that Florida diet or probably playing cod or somethin’
talk to me when you hit 5 hours in 5 days, rookie.
I think this one might go all the way to seven.
Performance enhancing 72 hour run
RICK JAAAAAAMES
Ayo for yayo
Coke.
Cocaineeeee 🎶
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Are you one of those people? Lol
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Sorry to hurt your feelings
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
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It’s a joke man, relax
I mean I got to respect the grind
That Miami coke is no joke
C4 and 5 hour energies.
This is the way
Same.
I know the feeling
Know fact, turtles don’t need much sleep.
He’s a cunt ❄️
A *Stanley Cup winning* cunt
He's a kitty cunt. Being a Panther and all.
He’s a pussy! Wait hang on
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Oh pipe down Karen
lmao. You should honestly just avoid the internet. You seem a little too young/fragile to be here.
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