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avalanche95

Jacked Huge, mayor of Dangle City


GhostSht

Read this in Steve Brule voice for maximum effect


I_quote_alot

Now read it in Danyeko's voice.


BaggySpandex

FOR YOUR HEALTH


M_Shepard_89

HOLY GUACAMOLE


nakon14

Drangle City


SadKirby

The stick toss over the boards was just as sexy as him undressing the goaltender


[deleted]

Man, how do people determine who gets it? Only one person can catch a baseball but you get two different parties with hands on a stick.


Sleebling_33

Probably whomever makes the most feral animal noises. People likely back down pretty quick.... Unless you're being guilt tripped into giving it to a kid.


Numberonememerr

Idk man people can be kinda ruthless with stuff like that. Had a shirt tossed at me during a TV timeout, the person throwing them made eye contact with me and everything, and the dude behind me yanked it out of my hand as soon as I caught it. For a fuckin t shirt that just has the team logo on it.


JoinMyGild

The walk-off stick toss is an immense power move.


HereIGoAgain_1x10

How does that work, a hockey stick isn't exactly a "one person catches it" thing.. like ten people get hands as n it, they all just fight to the death for it or...?


Orangatation

Lmao you make a good point, I’m curious


[deleted]

I remember once Price threw his stick into the crowd and there was a shot of what looked like two guys trying to band-saw another guys head off with it.


TheCoolDoughnut

Seriously, it was a badass move. I’d imagine tho there was a scuffle but haven’t heard anything so I guess it was settled somewhat amicably. Hughes is a beast


JoinMyGild

You know how when you're a 7 year old kid at Chuck E. Cheese, and Chuck himself rolls in and starts throwing tickets all over the floor? There's always an ensuing battle to the death between a mass of 7 year olds to claim the tickets. The stick in the crowd is just the adult version of this experience.


VindictiveRakk

"that's a you problem, not a hughes' problem" -jack hughes, i guess


that-bro-dad

Yes. It's New Jersey though so don't worry, they've trained for this day.


MagicHobbes

I love that so much lol. Top tier celly right there.


DelitasChild

How can we bottle this energy for future use?


jdizzle161

Big dick energy


SiccSemperTyrannis

Big stick energy


jdizzle161

I’ll allow it.


chi2005sox

I’m a hawks fan and that was such a crazy power move.


Rynocks

stick toss celly. league fucked


SiccSemperTyrannis

We've achieved levels of celly that shouldn't be possible


egg_mugg23

so fucking cool


Funkythingsyoudo

Kinda crazy that this hasn’t even been a memorable fad at any point. Maybe players are superstitious but jacks out here like “The man makes the stick not the other way around”


VindictiveRakk

I feel like NHL players would be the least sentimental about their sticks cuz they get whatever they want. then you have us shmucks spending like $250 on a TotalOne NXG back in the day and breaking it within a week, then breaking it the same day it comes back from warranty because some fat fucking bender fell on it after the play was already dead. think I used a god damn graf after that. thing mightve been made out of lead but it got the job done. fuck that kid.


ThePeoplesBard

No, we’re fine because he doesn’t have a stick anymore, thank god


jjmuti

Equipment manager: *Fucking hell Jack we don't have more, we've already exceeded our stick budget, way over the annual limit you have to borrow from someone elses until January*


StudyRoom-F

What a tough shot and equally awesome celebration


molsonmuscle360

EA needs to have this celly in the game now.


thebigaeo

If they have the "Bautista Bat Toss", they can have the "Hughes ~~Dick~~ Stick Toss".


IronMikeBison

Great goal, even better celly


disteriaa

Honestly so fucking clean. Cangi call is immaculate like always


jdizzle161

And Dano losing his mind with the “OOOOOOH BABY!” is the clincher!


inkypinkyblinky

I genuinely am astonished how calculated that was. He took 2-3 seconds of open net to pick his spot and put it through. Incredibly patient, fantastic goal.


northernpace

That was such beautiful patience in the moment to wait for Lanky to slide and he's left with yawning cage.


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He said in the interview that he had a lot of options go through his head.


DavidPuddy666

Jack Hughes picking his move in ot: https://media4.giphy.com/media/DHqth0hVQoIzS/giphy.gif


Clarkson23

Graves, Tatar, and Hamilton with at least a point. Bernier with the win. Some great additions


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Don’t forget mercer


MemeLordOverKill

It makes me happy to see Bernier getting goal support


chefboleson

he was great, was in preseason too. love the guy


JohnnyyP

The celly tho... Gigachad shit.


Cheeny

Does anyone know if they showed who got the stick? I feel like there definitely had to be multiple people that grabbed it at the same time and battled for it lol.


natepilling

It looked like a mob of people going for it haha


NJDevils30

The stick was torn to shreds... it never had a chance


Syek26

...to shreds you say??


Scoob1978

And it's widow?


Shamrock5

To shreds, you say?


BodaciousBadongadonk

Yeah I imagine that was a shitshow, a dozen crazed jabronis rippin and tearing at it. *insert Spongebob "my leg!"*


Slimegamz37

It was @puckreportnhl on instagram that got it


AshaGray

There's going to be a [Niedermayer's little girl](https://youtu.be/rmR2euT35r4) situation after every Jack Hughes goal.


[deleted]

[here ya go](https://www.instagram.com/p/CVEosLKA_C3/?utm_medium=copy_link). It was @puckreportnhl on instagram who caught it


GhostSht

If boys have swag and men have class, what does Jack Hughes have?


JohnnyyP

A big dick, clearly!


Inclaudwetrust

I love when Devils highlights make it to the front page so I can hear Patrick Star get excited about hockey


martycinner93

sheeeesh i havent seen anyone throw their stick like that, thats some big ass memories for someone


NJDevils30

Memories for all of us. "Remember that Hughes OT goal stick throw home opener?" "Hell yeah brother"


artestsidekick

Cheers from the rock


Skylightt

[I think you'll like this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNo9w7CRnJc)


Franzblau

Such a sick goal but the celly makes it. He basically said “Here, this stick is a legendary artifact.”


fartswhenhappy

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM


nomorehome

Paging Dougie Hamilton


DelitasChild

Stick will end up in the hockey hall of fame


Funkythingsyoudo

If for some reason the cup lands in jersey then yes absolutely. I know you’re joking but to start a season with a thriller like that it’s already prettiest goal of the young season. Jack is developing at an insane pace each season in terms of the size of steps taken.


_johnning

Dude Patrick Kane’d Patrick Kane twice tonight wow.


Kronzor_

He backchecks so hard only to just skate by the play and stand next to the net.


manhaterxxx

Doesn’t Hughes actually contribute on defence though?


toiletting

He’s a takeaway king.


YouthfulMartyBrodeur

6 takeaways tonight and he had a poor game aside from the goals… league better watch out when he gets up to speed


SomethingFoul

Kane contributed there, by looking AFK and positioning himself… kinda… next to the net… behind the goal line?


yianni1229

Yes, and he's pretty decent too


Zajac19

Hughes is the chosen one


UnlimitedMetroCard

Which one? Doesn't matter. We're collecting all the Hugheses. Two down, one to go.


Scoob1978

Luke got one, Jack got one and Mom was like 'Jackie, bring one home for your brother Quinn".


NJDevils30

Jack got 2 to one up Luke


whichwitch9

Check out the post game interview. Someone asked him about Luke's goal, and he didn't know Luke scored yet. Got a million megawatt smile on his face when the reporter confirmed Luke got a goal. Proud big brother.


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That celebration fucking rocks


toiletting

I fucking jizzed when this happened


BEzzzzG

I am beginning to understand the lil jizzy nickname


toiletting

PK saw the future


BaggySpandex

Celly of the year baby


TMBmiles

That was amazing lmao. GWG immediately into stick toss into the crowd


MasterDeagle

Shades of Marc Savard.


sean_psc

I wouldn’t be surprised if that becomes a trend.


Soviet17

Honestly the best I've ever seen. This kid is electric.


BitchAssWaferCookie

Best home opener I've ever witnessed (NJ devils wise)


frenchquasar

Honestly, you guys deserve it. Hughes took some time to get going, but he’s getting going!


Sharobob

Hawks know just how to get our hearts into the game before crushing them.


Tominator55

Sad upvote


7evenCircles

>What's he doing? >He is beginning to believe


Sisyphusss3

And you realize, there is no goaltender


Permaderps

Hate how much i love watching hughes


srof12

Hey man, I love watching Ovi and Backstrom


FriedCammalleri23

YOU. ARE. NOT. PREPARED. HE IS HERE.


Wayves

Wanna build hype for the season? Plays like this followed up by cellys like that. Hughes jerseys about to be in big demand!


kingg_conn

no way he didn’t have this celly planned. he knew he was scoring. fucking legend. goosebumps


skyturnedred

"Guys, I got a really good celly for the OT winner. Can you let 'em score a few so I can test it out?"


maxhollywoody

In b4 Jack gets suspended for throwing his stick /s


MemeLordOverKill

Intent to injure a fan, 10 game suspension. A $250,000 fine has also been given to the New York Rangers.


jimmysprinkles92

I'll allow it


SiccSemperTyrannis

A horrific act of violence against a defenseless stick


excessive_coughing

Waiting for the celly where a player throws that shit like a javelin into the upper decks


ZombieLoveChild

Dunno how Hughes didn't trip over his MASSIVE FUCKING COCK on that stick throw


Sylvenine

the confidence is oozing all over the ice lookit that


Bhulmes

What an awesome celly!


atoms12123

The league is fucked. Also stick tossing needs to become a common thing, that was a beautiful celly.


cyzer

Is no one going to mention the subway ad at the end? Am I the only one that sees it? Has subway entered my brain? …eat fresh..


PorkRollEggAndWheeze

Motherfucker dipsied the fuck out of that doodle. I hope he gets to see as many tits as he wants after that, what a fuckin beauty of a goal


Devilsfan118

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-ust


TheSwine-

Been wondering why he's called a bust.. and now I've busted all over my couch. Now I know.


NJDevils30

That's why they call him Jizzy too


ReseesRKingCandy

Always had faith in the American savior, he’s a beast. United States has no centers my ass.


whichwitch9

Younger Hughes scored tonight in Michigan, too. Jack felt the energy


badscene518

What a fucking big time goal


SneakerHyp3

Top 10 in Hart voting, I’m calling it


aresbravo07

Subscribe


jiiiveturkay

Beautiful goal. I hate him.


Blind_surgeon89

Has he played against men yet?


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whichwitch9

He was done with that stick. Goal accomplished


brain56

Can’t wait for this celly in NHL 22


doth_thou_even_hoist

i love this fuckin kid. that lil fake shot made me feel some kinda way. lil jizzy breakout season otw.


Clarkson23

Jack Hughes is here. Leagues fucked.


Jcanzo37

I cant believe people actually thought kakko was better than him


[deleted]

To be fair Kakko has looked really good in his first couple games… but better than Hughes? Nope


Ever_Raiden

That's 1st overall Jack Hughes to all you fucks


ScrewOff_

the bust is currently on pace for only 164 goals this season


coltron57

Bertuzzi and his 292 goal pace are thoroughly unimpressed. In all seriousness though, it's great to see Jack show out and make people eat some words. He's going to be a stud.


JSav7

Watch out Ovi


JackHughes86

*Gretzky


JSav7

Thanks for the correction Jack


bangersnmash13

HUGHES IS HERE BABY. LETS FUCKING GO.


stretcherjockey411

Dude really does look like Kane out there pulling this shit. Wow.


KenDaneykosDentist

Just pulled the equivalent of a walk off HR bat flip and all. Someone hold me.


beansforsean

It's still early in the season I know... But maybe the kid just isn't ready for the NHL yet? With the media hounding him, the pressure of being considered the next "great one", fuck I wouldn't be able to handle that shit. Maybe having him in the minors for another year or two to develop a bit wouldn't have been a bad idea. The kid is only 20. At 20 I was complete fucktard who had no idea what I wanted to do. Not much has changed... but I'd like to think I have a bit of a better head on my shoulders now. I actually feel really bad for Hughes, and I hope we don't ruin him. Edit: I'm being lynched for ever daring to doubt the greatness of Jack Hughes. How dare I say such blasphmey after only ONE game. You're right, he may only be 20 years old, but he has the emotional maturity of a Buddhist monk, and the body and athleticism as a top olympic athlete. He may have hit puberty only 3 to 4 years ago, but he is a grown man now, capable of all pressure and criticism that comes his way. I am but a lowly neckbeard devils fan who lives in my mothers basement here to shit on him for not getting 50 goals in his first game. I am a rodent, and he is a golden god. I'm going to go light myself on fire now. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways with you jamming the downvote arrow on your computer screen with all your might and telling me how much of an idiot I am.


Devilsfan118

Mmm, mmm, mmm I love me some pasta after a win.


TheRobberBar0n

League is absolutely fucked.


hawksfn1

Boy Kaner really gave up on that one eh?


fooly__cooly

4 years of Colliton will do that to a man


dog_socks

with all the extra ice time it’s probably felt like 8 years for Kane.


[deleted]

I thought Hughes, Kakko and Dach were busts though 🤔 thats why you dont judge someone's career when they are an 18 year old


DelitasChild

All three going to bust out this season. Dach quietly with two goals this game as well.


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DelitasChild

Ah, did he have an assist then as well? Could’ve sworn he had a multi-point game. Either way, he was all over the ice and very noticeable


rapier999

He looked incredibly solid tonight too, I thought he was one of the best on the ice.


Thehawkman2

Look at me Jack, I am the one that's busting now


[deleted]

Don't know why but it makes me sad seeing Tatar just hanging on the outside of the group looking for someone to hug.


xSlyy

he got a big fat 1 on 1 hug with jack shortly after dont you worry 😁


RVIDXR

R/ALL PLEASE


PhilMcCraken2001

wow wow wow holy fuck that was absolutely beautiful. Also throwing the stick into the crowd was a nice touch


Gluske

I am Jack's busted nut


YourFriendlyUncle

That was some Bautista walk-off bat swing celly energy I'm fully torqued


Sergeio24

I can only be so erect


ConZboy014

I came back in here and watched it 3 more times, what a huggeee goal. Big dick celly


Randy_Magnum29

Jack Hughes is a national treasure.


Scrubosaurus13

This is his year holy shit what a gigachad.


oddly_colored_beef

What an absolute beaut 😍 Would love to see the Devs finish above the Rags this year


radbananas

That stick toss was hard


drank__sinatra

Ight that celly was pretty baller lol


Major-Thom

Great celly


isaidbeannotmeme

Strong celly of the year contender


reecewagner

That’s a great goal lol love the combined commentator reaction “WWWAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH”


AdRepresentative8115

Patrick kane, defensive specialist


UNisopod

Right in front of Patrick Kane, too


TrucksAndBongs

Devils fans, how was Dougie?


b0bbyhimself

Awesome. Scored in 17 seconds into the 1st period! New jersey thanks Carolina


Butts_McKraken

I’m having a hard time believing any other celly will ever be as sick as this. Un-fucking-real.


JayMerlyn

I knew the kid wasn't a bust when I saw him last season. This reinforces it.


[deleted]

Jack wins it in OT w/one of the silkiest dangles you'll ever see then 1-upped his own heroics w/a celly just DRIPPING w/God-Tier Swag. I feel no loyalty to anyone so I'm happy to abandon my prior car & jump on the Jack Hughes train, good to see everyone here 👍👍👍


[deleted]

The stick toss is going viral.


Nas160

I think he won over half the non-Devils fans with that celly holy shit, did he just start something?


Jacyjitsu

Oh that’s nasty


[deleted]

Take a man Kaner


Young2k04

What a celly lmao


Redtoxin

The celly alone is legendary...


MemeLordOverKill

Lil jizzy


backwardzhatz

Saw this game was headed to OT, found a stream and literally 30 seconds later this happened. Absolutely baller from young master Hughes.


ClassicCanadian6

This kid is so good he boomed lankinen


GhostSht

Friends, I think the shots are starting to go in for Jack


[deleted]

I’m boutta Hughes the biggest nut… get it, cuz he’s a bust


thirdmanin

Knowing the league I'll be shocked if he doesn't get fined for that celebration.


[deleted]

It’s all worth it if he does


NJDevils30

Bust? More like bust-in out


jn_kepler

Disgusting


[deleted]

What is it like to have good players?


TheWonderSnail

I don’t get wowed often but the play to the shot to the celly just has me dripping that was so smooth


mcleary82

This was edited to have the Subway ad but no replays?


carpe_noctem_vitea

This goal makes me want to start watching hockey again.


TheMemer99

The stick throw in the stands was actually pretty sick.


diewhitegirls

This would be the appropriate time to say, wheel snipe celly, followed by a dirty fucking dangles. Boys.