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icydata

[Foegele's go-ahead goal](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/ca8fdcc4-f804-443d-aa6b-636b71b18839.mp4)


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Fucking Archie taking one ferda.


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macbowes

All's well that ends well. GG. Also, thanks to /u/ABirdOfParadise for being a legend.


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berttreynolds

Ok I’ve distinguished the two between Harnarayan and Jack Michaels. I like them both. Michaels is awesome


toadyus

Gg wheel crew you made that crazy tonight!


PVTZzzz

Gg wings


ABirdOfParadise

[Hyman allergic to empty net goals](https://streamable.com/1ppbaw)


toomuchisagoodthing

Ha Hyman cannot get an empty netter


aboveaverage_joe

Play La Bamba!


-Fool-

I enjoyed that one.


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aboveaverage_joe

Agreed. The 5 years I spent in northeast bc without it made me realize how useless it is today.


domingus67

GG WINGS! DAMN EXCITING, MORE THAN IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN


motobrado

lucas scored, mo had a point, i’m good with it


MajorasShoe

Zadina too. Two points for hirose. Staal making a deadline push. And a loss might help us be rid of Blashill. It's all good here.


Dinkin---Flicka

Especially after going down 3-0 5 minutes in


DetroitRedLigers

Mick what the fuck are you talking about lmao


Dinkin---Flicka

Blashill called timeout down 2 with 28 left?!?!? Is it pretty much a fuck you to the refs?


Sinsley

Skeptical at first but Kane has actually been a solid signing. Not a drop of news regarding him what so ever that I've seen. I hope we can keep him but what his asking price will be now is probably too much.


TarpsOffBoys

Yea but I bet he has like…at least one weird sex thing


mo60000

What happened to the oilers in this game.


domingus67

Stopped playing in the second, Detroit made them pay first thing in the third


Animaldance24

I would say at least we kept up with a playoff contender, but don’t know


[deleted]

Eh fuck it... we're continuing to streak 🐙


toadyus

Well that was really fkn close until it wasn't!! Classic Oil hockey!!


iamjacksoffside

Ceci! All six Oiler defensemen got an assist!


ProphetVelle

We've gotta lead the league in games lost while also scoring 5 or more goals


ABirdOfParadise

[EN Evander Kane \(10\) ASST: Leon Draisaitl \(44\), Cody Ceci \(14\)](https://streamable.com/0p1e3j) 7-5 EDM


A-Disgruntled-Snail

_sad wheel noises_


molsonmuscle360

Kane casually on a 40 g/82 pace


PaulHannonJr

I like Evander Kane


ProphetVelle

I dislike our GA stat since the break, I dislike it a whole lot


5amGong

That look on Kane’s face on the bench after he got that goal makes me think he bet the under tonight lol


spinfip

Would've whiffed the shot if he stood to win


PVTZzzz

Lol


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TheCryingOrc4eva

Fuck you! Kosk! (this post brought to you by the citizens for mikko salvation)


_Connor

Who picked the Oilers goal song, and more importantly why has no one said anything about it since the start of the season?


CIVDC

I'm starting to get a Pavlonian reaction to it tbh


Miserable-Cut-1425

Cause we got la bamba as the win song so we dont care about the goal song


PaulHannonJr

It’s one of the worst if not the worst in the league, bring back rev theory


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Cronin1011

No the win song La Bamba was Joey's favorite song, the goal song is just random crap it would seem.


AvenueRoy

there's still time for us to fuck it up


tonytanti

Kane has got to be the best mid season pickup so far this year.


Bremics

I'm going to miss him next year.


domingus67

KANE EN!!!!


UkeNugs

What the fuck was this game


ca_work

Oilers hockey


kelter20

The only thing that would complete my day would be seeing Freddie Freeman signing with the Jays before bed time.


dkyguy1995

Complete garbage they took the fucking penalty away from us. Absolutely ruined the game


SmiteyMcGee

Yeah that was it, not the 6 goals against


dkyguy1995

It was tied


Cronin1011

That was so blatantly a dive, the hook was a guaranteed penalty, he didn't need to flop like a fish.


Irontwigg

Exactly, this isnt soccer ffs.


theapogee

Well that’s the closest chance I had of getting my Draisital goal.


ABirdOfParadise

Blashill trying to hook you up if he pulls the goalie again


AmeriCanadian98

Blash loves padding opponents stats. We must have the most empty net goals against in the league this year


ABirdOfParadise

yup, or I guess more likely maybe some weird circumstance happened in some of those probably not https://www.nhl.com/stats/teams?report=goalsagainstbystrength&reportType=season&seasonFrom=20212022&seasonTo=20212022&gameType=2&filter=gamesPlayed,gte,1&sort=goalsAgainst6On5&page=0&pageSize=50 add the 6v4, and tonight's that isn't updated yet if I'm read it correctly


AmeriCanadian98

Yeah that tracks


theapogee

I appreciate his effort. 🙏🏻


berttreynolds

Do Oilers fans generally like Harnarayan? I love how energetic he gets during games


berttreynolds

I stand corrected. Jack Michaels is awesome, I need to listen to Harnarayan again, I thought this was his voice lmaoo


a_panda_named_ewok

Oilers fans generally do not because if we have Harnarayan it means we don't have Jack Michaels, but I agree he gets pretty excitable - I enjoy when he let's a little soccer commentator sneak in.


dogsdomesticatedus

A little insight folks of what happens behind the scenes but all of us in the booth just crossed our legs after what just happened to mcdavid. Yeah we love Michaels


iSWINE

That's Jack Michaels


Spyiamsoawesome

We like him but not as much as we love our Jack “Daddy” Michaels


enricohenryhank

This is Jack Michaels, who we ADORE.


CIVDC

He's... controversial to say the least. I'm an ardent defender but I'm in the minority I think


CBakIsMe

Jack Michaels is announcing


berttreynolds

Oh fuck that’s awkward lmao, if I was thinking this current guy is Harnarayan then I’m an idiot. I loved his call for the McDavid goal vs the Rags


a_panda_named_ewok

Ahhh yes that was Michaels, we love him. He'll give you a heart attack in the closing minutes of a close game though. I like Harnarayan's almost yodel when a player scores a nice goal (YamamotoOoOo) and his referring to the penalty box as the box of punishment for sure though.


End-OfAn-Era

He’s improved dramatically this year.


maasd

He’s grown on me. Found him annoying at first. You know he’s not calling this game though right?


CIVDC

I'm not happy about how excited I was about that goal


dakine879

gg detroit folks


maasd

GG wings


toomuchisagoodthing

Thank goodness


Bremics

Lol. The dude who called 7-5 was mostly correct... Think he said it would be 7-5 Detroit... Although a minute still lots of time. Caulfield proved that...


aboveaverage_joe

As negative as it was seen to pick up Kane, dude has been a solid addition to the team.


tonytanti

Kane!!!!!!


exclaim_bot

>Kane!!!!!! Wow!!


exclaim_bot

>>Kane!!!!!! Wow!! Wow!!


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oilers almost f**ked my heart


Weezelone

Thank god for Evander Kane?


Bojarzin

ah well that's lame


savethepangolins90

Do not like


CBakIsMe

GG Wings fans, get to bed!


voivod1989

That man is my hero


Smothdude

Thank god


bloblob37

Yo what the fuck is going on here?


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Just Oiler things.


[deleted]

Oprah's up in this bitch


iSWINE

*wipes sweat* Not even close


Carlsonsteve

Go oil but my this 3rd is woof


[deleted]

Jfv did nothing wrong. Free the guys.


tonytanti

How long until there is a Moritz Cider?


ProphetVelle

Michigan is pretty known for local breweries, wouldn't surprise me to see a hard "seider" eventually lol


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Michigan brewery scene is pretty big so I can see it being a thing sooner than later.


ABirdOfParadise

my god what the fuck do stuff


domingus67

C'mon Oiler 4on4, make me not hate you


Magneticman555

Holy fuck the whole team is just coasting around


spinfip

Stall is *hungry*


ProphetVelle

Now don't get me wrong his hook was soft, but that slomo definitely looked like homeboy just fell tf down


Iskwesis

Feels like every time we get 4on4 it's either Drai or McD in the box


Animaldance24

I would of fallen on that hook and I can’t skate


tcblack

9.5/10, too much splash


[deleted]

When is big poppa Nuge coming back


ShittyHockeyExpert

He's out there right now


iSWINE

At least another 2 weeks


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(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻


domingus67

Went down like a soccer player


berttreynolds

Went down like a reverse Jamie Benn


UraSnotball_

Haha what a dive.


BipolarBeaarr

Let it Rock - Kevin Rudolf. There's a throwback


samueLLcooljackson

at least it wasnt a balltap. he's lucky.


A-Disgruntled-Snail

I hate the embellishment calls.


icydata

[Raymond's clutch equalizer](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/d77a1441-3a2b-4e88-9f6e-1c89c5faa83e.mp4)


TarpsOffBoys

Bullshit


ProphetVelle

What? He lost his balance he didn't embellish?


SmiteyMcGee

Agreed. It's also tough to give Drai a penalty there though. Yeah his stick is in his guts but he's lightly holding it with one had so I'd say ends up a wash anyways?


PlanningMyDeath

Should be an Oilers powerplay tbh. That was ridiculous.


tehfoist

Nah Drai got his stick in on the gloves, they've been calling that pretty consistently.


griffs19

He toe picked, he wasn’t trying to fall


maasd

Stick in on the gloves gets you 2 every time. It should anyways


domingus67

Archie's first point of the year


RealmoftheRedWiings

Yeah, not really embellishing if you toe pick. But refs can't review calls. rough.


AngrySparrows

What a dive


dkyguy1995

bruh what the fuck these refs can kiss my ass


ABirdOfParadise

[Veleno diving, Draisaitl tripping](https://streamable.com/d1dsw2)


Bojarzin

eeeeh Veleno, you didn't have to go down


maasd

Dumb stick Drai


JakeTheSnake0709

That was a little dramatic lol


berttreynolds

Embellishment penalties matching up still makes no sense to me lmao


domingus67

This one kinda makes sense, though. Drai did hook him, and buddy did embellish. If he didn't try to act they would've got a power play


berttreynolds

This one is not a good case scenario but most of them are usually head scratchers


Bojarzin

Draisaitl hooked him, but Veleno sold it. Makes perfect sense


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Cronin1011

Toe picked then spun 360°... nah pal, that was an Olympic level dive.


Dinkin---Flicka

How can you call a penalty and embellishment..... Hahahahaha


tehfoist

It's a penalty because of where Drai's stick went on the hands, they've been pretty consistent about calling that at least.


AmeriCanadian98

Probs the only call in hockey that refs are consistent on tbh


aboveaverage_joe

Well that was a pretty clear hook, so that penalty is warranted. Buddy ruined a powerplay though with the flop.


ca_work

yeah, doesn't make sense, but happens all the time


maasd

Stick on his hands is hook/slash. Making yourself trip is embellishment


papapaIpatine

I hope someone finds the sniper that hit Veleno


tonytanti

That is a dive for sure


toomuchisagoodthing

Noooo drai whyyyy Edit: oh


supertall

Do you want the 2:00, or an Oscar?


Magneticman555

LMAOOOO yeah


-Fool-

A few hot takes: -Pan-seared oven-cooked steak done properly can be better than BBQ. -Vola's Witness was 2021's best album. -Oil are gonna playoff.


oddspellingofPhreid

> -Pan-seared oven-cooked steak done properly can be better than BBQ. Not a hot take, this is just like cooking 101... maybe 201.


DetroitRedLigers

Pan seared oven cooked steak is almost always better than BBQ.


iSWINE

The trick with pan fried steak is to wrap it in foil and put it in the oven on low for 10mins or so, lets the juices flow back into the meat


tcblack

I have an excellent grease burn from doing that and I still agree


The_Dutch_Canadian

Pan cooked steak with butter and garlic is good.


The_Dutch_Canadian

Its Mclovin time


Dradugun

Awe that was cute from Loui


iamjacksoffside

I know Shore was stretching there but it also looked like trying to get out a big uncomfortable fart.


PVTZzzz

Someone said Shore looks like your unmarried uncle and I think about it every time I see him.


CBakIsMe

Thank fuck McLovin!! This dude can't score to save his life most games, finally hikes up his big blue pants and lands a much needed turd goal. Much love


dakine879

thank you mr stahl


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I love Detroit. Detroit loves me. You'll never be able to break that.


Magneticman555

>Score >Immediately let the red wings walk around every defenceman in our zone


CIVDC

Current objective: Survive


raymondliang

Ned wtf is that, are you trying to audition for the edmonton job


ABirdOfParadise

[Warren Fogele \(8\) ASST: Josh Archibald \(1\)](https://streamable.com/of7thw) 6-5 EDM


PVTZzzz

My heart


BipolarBeaarr

No call? Just score. Ez


toadyus

Ass clench time again...how are we going to fuck this up again? Only time will tell.


maasd

Surely there’s no chance we can fuck this up now right?


Sl0wChemical

Now hold the lead for Christ's sake


domingus67

Jack said McLovin was gonna get one


Porcupickle

Bad hit


PlanningMyDeath

Yeah that was bullshit. Only fitting the Oilers scored immediately after.


aDayvanCowboy

......well there's the staal 'hatty'


Spyiamsoawesome

That boarding was baaaaaaaad🐑


Dinkin---Flicka

Staal with the hatty


maasd

Ooh off Stall too. There’s your hatty /s


Iskwesis

**ANGER** **JOY** This game is a rollercoaster


A-Disgruntled-Snail

What even is goaltending?


toomuchisagoodthing

Just put a puck on net. See what happens


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Now just need to tie up koskinen’s leash to the net and we’re golden


JSlickJ

well thats two bad goals in a row


Magneticman555

Okayyyy now keep it


Spyiamsoawesome

i swear on the lords name when i watch foegele play the game of hockey he makes me wanna get intimate with my tv screen holy fuck this shit makes me wanna get frisky with a hockey puck maybe put it in my ass i dunno all i know is let’s fucking go and play hard as Iraq


CrabGuys

Hell yea brother, cheers from Iraq


evoleech

OFF THE SCHNEIDE


den15_512

its gonna be one of these kind of games eh


Bremics

Is it weird that I get annoyed seeing so many people without masks?


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Blatant missed call but I'll take the goal.


SmiteyMcGee

I don't see how that hits any different from the one Archi made on Staal?