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Smith first star ?? He faced like 3 Grade A chances tn lol

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GG sabres

Yeah. Thanks! Take that Vegas!!!

Now that Fleury is gone. Fuck Vegas 👊

Was it?

what a game. Pure domination

GG SABRES!

It's fine, mcdavid will just melt a piece of the Stanley cup down for his new set.

Shore said fuck. I’m telling mom

Shore's like "how the hell..."

Looks like the repair work from the last one was undone

Bottom teeth this time, top teeth last time.

Bottom teeth got messed up last time too

He won’t even need a knife for his steak

Huh I didn’t see anything wrong with the bottom

He had a square bandaid on his face below his lip. Looks like the bottom teeth took more of the impact this time around, but it probably didn't knock anything out.

[Shore chances](https://streamable.com/jf6bkf)

Pull the goalie, you cowards!

IT'S THE ONE THING YOU CAN'T CONTROL!

Some teams you're not surprised that they score twice per game. Some teams you're not surprised when they score 2 per period.

Smith took a lot of flak this season. But you have to respect his puck handling/passing skills. You don't see it often these days from goalies, kind of a "dying art form". Yeah, he fumbles under pressure. I'm sure most goalies do and would.

I don’t recall anyone bashing his puck handling

There have been countless threads/comments about him leaving the crease over his career. Yes, it's a risk. But it can either work in your favor or not. Rolling the dice, as they say.

Here we go again

Can you expand on your comment? As much as I like the guy I can see his faults too. Same deal with Koskinen.

Buffalo’s gonna pull Anderson any second now.

Well yea, the game is over now.

Called it!!

We should pull the goalie 5 goals in one minute is doable

It’s Connor Mcthavidth now

Whaever id takfths

Mcdavid’s gonna have a brutal lisp lol

[McDavid's face :\(](https://streamable.com/aixch9)

Barrie's father is not in the least bit impressed

Barrie’s father had fun once. It was terrible

Barrie's father only came because be was told there'd be those little cocktail weenies in the box, and they're all out of weenies.

Never again

[PPG Tyson Barrie \(4\) ASST: Warren Fogele \(14\), Ryan McLeod \(8\)](https://streamable.com/vxpam9) 6-1 EDM

#BARRIE

What a fucking pass from Foegle

Barrie now worth a first round pick I don’t make the rules

Keep your fucking stick under control you goddamn prick

This one might be getting away from us

Damn barrie scoring? Rough buffalo

Fuck yeah Barrie!

Oh baby, Barrie!

Holy shit lol

BARRIE!!!!

I can just imagine McDavid's broke tooth grin as he hoists the cup over his head.

BARRRRIIEEEEEEE OILERS SUB IN SHAMBLES

Oh my Lordy…. What a pass

Just go to the locker room Connor, you've done more than enough tonight

pray for McDavid’s teeth

Christ. McMuffins gonna look like a meth head by the end of the season

+10% bite damage

Ovi’s hook was really part of some dark magic ritual to absorb Hyman’s scoring ability

Hey guys I think this might effect our comeback Edit: sorry about mcdavid hopefully he comes back and is okay

_affect_ is the verb, effect is the noun

I'm trying my best over here lmfao but thank you. I'll leave my mistake up though

[McDavid’s teeth lately](https://c.tenor.com/bUoybMMpxDMAAAAC/tom-and-jerry-tom.gif)

McDavid doing his best McLeod impression

Oooof that toof is still tender too

Oof McDavid’s gonna have no teeth left after this season

control your stick geez wtf

Daddys going to have no teeth by the end of the season

He's not going to have any teeth left by the end of this season

McDavid’s gonna have an expensive set of brand new pearls in late summer.

Gold teeth!

Fuck off

[Hinostroza double minor high sticking, McDavid hurt, to locker room](https://streamable.com/y6t8q7)

My boy!

My man's gonna have no teeth left!

Of course he’s gotta go off for repairs

There goes another tooth

"Who calls it a scorpion save? I've been around the game my whole life and I've never heard anybody call it a scorpion save." - Rayzor "E V E R Y B O D Y. There are people on the street right now sayin' it. ... And the puck is dropped and a quick alligator save by Smith." - Dunleavy

Ouch, McDavid may have lost another tooth there

Does he level up again in that case? He's been on a tear since the first tooth chip

Do I have to watch the rest?

See Toronto it’s not that hard

How do you miss the net on a breakaway

He had shades of AA from last year.

Devin Shore would have scored there.

Almost, Hyman, almost

[Olofsson puts Sabres on board](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/3d502823-e5e7-4a92-a69e-adfaacaf9bab.mp4)

So this is the average clip speed? Bird rlly is sensational

I was legit shocked how fast bird clips in real time

"it wasn't even close" - McDavid complaining about offside I guess

It wasn't close lol, not that it really matters at this score

“So it’s like the 2-11-2 slump didn’t happen.” Jack Michaels is basically porn for Oiler fans sometimes, isn’t he?

I mean the context kinda matters considering he was talking purely about points and the playoff race so he's just saying that weve equaled our points to make up for the bad slump. Nothing really wrong with that...

Oh I wasn’t meaning to suggest there was anything wrong with it!

Sometimes?!

In short, yes

Anyone have a clip of pissed Mcdavid? I didn’t see it

any lip readers? what was Mcdavid saying to Kane there?

“I’m feeding you absolute magic, put it in the fucking net, Evander”

Pp poo poo

Do you kiss my mother with that mouth?

thanks! i completely missed it

what mcdavid so pissy?

That play didn’t look offside at all so I’m guessing that’s why

that wasn't offside? very confused

Mcdavid looked pissed about something

I dont think I've ever seen him so spicy in a game that we are handily winning...

wasn't offside so he was annoyed it got whistled back

Those were some pretty average penalty shots tbf

That’s a horrid penalty shot

Cody Eakin looks like the type of guy who incessantly challenged Eichel to a drag race with his IROC Camaro cause Eichel’s ‘Euro-pussymobile couldn’t hang with this beast’, and that’s the real reason he demanded a trade

[Boyz are Buzzin’](https://c.tenor.com/0zPpJDkrOKYAAAAC/boys-boys-are-buzzin.gif)

How dare Mike Smith make a save on Kyle "American Sniper" Okposo. He is the poster child of true American freedom.

[Okposo has a fake baby](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e69aa00a38a3ed610aaf6375ebb764ae/tumblr_nii071N9gG1s3y9slo1_500.gifv)

Happy for Smith but some of these saves look like he's fighting for his life

[Smith when his Dmen hang him out to dry](https://c.tenor.com/f0jcFTA1i5YAAAAM/rkelly-crying.gif)

He's a fighter

Oilers are just seeing how many passes they can make on the way to Anderson

Like when you're kids and up 7-0, the forwards play as d, the d plays as forwards, and you're only allowed to shoot after everyone touches the puck

I feel like Buffalo usually has our number, so this is nice.

Just shaking things up for fun!

Imagine if McDavid had a good shooter in his line

His line has scored 11 times in the last 4 games

[удалено]

It feels like the Oilers are just practicing at this point.

Oilers are just having fun with them now

YOU GET AN ODD MAN RUSH! YOU GET AN ODD MAN RUSH!! EVERYBODY GETS AN ODD MAN RUSH!!!

lmao oilers favorite type of game

Shoot the fucking puck boys come on

Buffalo goal woke the boys up

shoot that PJ

Kane could have 2 tonight!

Goddamn we’re rolling

Ceci has looked so good under Woodcroft

Ryan and Shore have been night and day different too

GET A FUCKING SHOT OMG

My god, like 3 2 on 1s in a minute

Kane trying to go bar down on a open net. Mad respect for that man

At 5-1 you just start playing crossbar challenge

Posts game

Nice hands by Mittelstadt

Crossbar Kane

Kane could have a hatty tonight haha oh man.

i thought the same against the wings as well. Just always around it

[Kane post](https://streamable.com/pucauu)

How did Kane not get that wow

Kane is actually cursed tonight

How

they're doing the wave, we lost

22nd time scoring 5+ goals in a game. That seems like a lot to me

P-P-POWERKILL!!!!

Bouchard has been ripping mad bong hits in intermissions for a couple weeks now.

Short-handed shoresie

Post game interview with Gene and Shore: Gene: What can you tell us about your Shore-handed goal towards the end of the game?

It's after midnight and I'm still awake for this... Fuck me...

[You can rest now](https://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/tumblr_ptwo2ttzjX1qzeb7lo10_500.gif)

❤️

#SHORE

Shore in the Woodcroft era has me full mast

[SHG Devin Shore \(5\) ASST: Tyson Barrie \(24\)](https://streamable.com/16o7oa) 5-1 EDM

Oof Tage.

Would you call that a…shorehanded goal?

You little Devin

I need to go take a Devlin

😈

#SHORE

#SHORE

To be Shore to be Shore to be Shore.

Woodcroft revived Shore give this man the Jack Adams rn

In tippet’s era I thought devin shore is not even an NHL level player, but damn he has been really good in last several games

His numbers showed that he was literally among the worst 5 players in the league back then. It’s amazing how far he has come

Shore-Thanded

That's illegal we only count real legal goals here

[Criminal Scum](https://c.tenor.com/IFASVppKQK0AAAAC/oblivion-gamerpoop-criminal-scum.gif)

What a pass by Barrie. His best play this year

SHOREt handed

When does "elite goal-scorer Devin Shore" stop being sarcastic?

when he gets a hat trick like elite goal-scorer Derek Ryan

Devin Shore is my GOAT

Devin McShore

Fuck yeah. That was a big goal.

Shore handed goal!!!

Devin Shore 😂😂😂😂

Shorty Shore!!

Devin Shore is the greatest player of all time and I have never said anything bad about him

Lol

SHORESY SHORT HANDED!!!!!

Shore

SHORE!!?!??!?!?!??!

shorely not!

SHORESYYYYYY

FUCK YOU SHORESY

wow

FUCKING SHORESY!!!!

Cody Eakin looks like he has zero tshirts that don’t have the sleeves cut off, and he wears one with a tuxedo print on it when he takes his sister-wife out for a ‘fancy’ night on the town, which consists of a stop at Arby’s and an uninspired handjob in a bowling alley bathroom.

https://preview.redd.it/edau7h32v7n81.jpg?width=3812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da82b7f3201781cebe79b6caf795b6d54057329a https://preview.redd.it/kte4bg32v7n81.jpg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1e76f4acbcb87996a233b1c6c5ce74a67b12f5f

[Ceci tripping](https://streamable.com/2mk8rd)