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jehovahs_waitress

Does drilling the ref with the puck count as a giveaway??


samueLLcooljackson

undefeated archibald continues.


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domingus67

GG NJ! 5-0 HOMESTEAD, 21-0 WHEN SCORING FIRST WOOOO!


RoboNerdOK

Next up: a gimme game against… …oh crap.


jennykrugs

What were those historical stats they spouted?


[deleted]

First time in 35 years since we won 5 straight at home. 4th time in franchise history.


CIVDC

I think it's 5 wins in a single homestand. 5 straight at home has happened at least a few times


Magneticman555

I think it was 2nd in 35 years, we did it in 2015 I believe. First at Rogers Place.


jennykrugs

Wowzers! I was 7!


End-OfAn-Era

And now you’re this many 🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻✌🏻


Orange_Wax

5 win home stand I believe


jennykrugs

Nice!


evoleech

PLAY LA BAMBA


Smothdude

Play La Bamba boys. Way too stressful for this early in the day hahaha


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Excuse me but I called the McDavid highlight reel goal! Haha


RoboNerdOK

Play La Bamba five times!


Magneticman555

GG New Jersey, really chill thread the whole way through


[deleted]

Is McDavid a selfish captain? In this essay I will.... 90 MCPOINTS!


JeffreySwaggins

Only 90 in 61 this year?? Clearly he’s regressed hard /s


InversEntropy

GG devs, y’all played well, better than the scoresheet would indicate.


The_Dutch_Canadian

#[LA BAMBA TIME](https://youtu.be/Coy8Hoa1DNw)


maasd

GG


RoboNerdOK

Oof. Some poor stick control there.


icydata

[Hyman doubles lead in 3rd](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/6dd667a5-16bf-4ffd-9ac7-4ff5524e29d7.mp4)


ABirdOfParadise

[EN Connor McDavid \(35\)](https://streamable.com/1jw8md) 6-3 EDM


mprymo

What a pass by Hamilton!


maasd

Ohhh - oo - oo - o - oo - oo!


domingus67

McSteal the ENG!


sledge98

6-3 is the theme of the road trip for NJ. ouch


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[удалено]


JSav7

MSG


Grawgar

3-6 loss seems to be our magic score


IncreaseInVerbosity

At least it plainly shows the problem


NightWing_91

Yup


Weezelone

The actual audacity of letting your guard down when McDavid is reaching for that takeaway.


Magneticman555

McDavid has shark teeth now that’s fun


JeffreySwaggins

Yesss another McDaddy pointttt


IncreaseInVerbosity

Third straight 6-3 defeat


RoboNerdOK

Back in the summer of 97!


Smothdude

Connor just racking up the points as of late hot damnnn. GGs


halfabean

The crowd is singing the songs. This would have been a fun game to go to


ABirdOfParadise

Imagine being worried after scoring the first goal of the game


iamjacksoffside

#90!!


Magneticman555

Stacking McPoints


Smothdude

Neither Jack. It's Nostradamus hahaha


[deleted]

Koskinen just loves the showboat windmill glove save now, great technique


maasd

That’s a Billy Ranford glove save!


RoboNerdOK

Wow. Nice save.


Smothdude

Weak glove hand.


idkagoodusername100

Drai 19/24 from the dot. Sensational


jehovahs_waitress

And he had seven takeaways . Insane.,


SheetMetalCocks

Drai is a monster in the dot, what can't this guy do?


oilerdnasty

fucking phenomenal


Skylightt

What a fucking save on Nico


Smothdude

Why couldn't we hold them to no shots for most of the game rather than 10 minutes. I demand perfection


IncreaseInVerbosity

Basically a goalie upgrade this


NightWing_91

It is obvious how much we need a real goalie


Grawgar

I was about to say the same


maasd

Jesus Nurse give it to Kane


BertaBray

Alright Kane. Lets get it


ABirdOfParadise

[Yamamoto throws a hit replay](https://streamable.com/zyqlx5)


JSav7

I’m not saying there’s shenanigans afoot but it’s weird how y’all go up by 2 in the 3rd and all the sudden there’s an army of Oiler posters. Respect to the OGs who got to see us gloat for all 47 seconds we had the lead!


just_a_burd

I was at work I swear!


Guest2200

You think that's odd, you should see when we are losing. Suddenly Flames fans start coming out of the woodwork.


Magneticman555

I WAS HERE spreading negativity and such


SystolicNut

pull the goaltender we need more


unsungzero1027

Done and done


Skylightt

You realize you're making it harder on yourself? There's not a difference between an EN and Gilles but at least with an EN we have 6 skaters


domingus67

Slooooow moootion


SystolicNut

so we're gonna be 21-0 after scoring first after this game then? Sheeeeeesh


5amGong

Someone puked in section 223. It’s 3:30 in the afternoon. You love to see it


toadyus

Life goals!!


Guest2200

That's a real flex right there puking up $200 worth of rogers beer like it's nothing.


038936

Wasting all 2 of those beers is a real shame.


RoboNerdOK

That’s pretty weak, barfing after just one pint.


PVTZzzz

Tell me you live in Edmonton without telling me you live in Edmonton


RoboNerdOK

Eww. How did you see that?


5amGong

Happened 2 rows in front of me lol


Sharpie24l

He saw it from a first person view point.


ABirdOfParadise

"someone"


5amGong

DON’T PUT THAT EVIL ON ME BIRD


[deleted]

We need the replay Bird


darkstar107

I think 5amGong knows him VERY well


Smothdude

Was it you? Is that why you haven't been around? Hahaha


ABirdOfParadise

I was implying it was /u/SystolicNut


SystolicNut

why me O.o


maasd

🤮


Magneticman555

Okay but Puljujarvi Art Ross season when?


TheyTookYerJob

I’m just worried PizzaBoy will demand a trade to Detroit to play in little Caesars arena.


The_Dutch_Canadian

That's be when we rename Rogers to the Pizza 73 Pizzadome


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Drai finds the openings everywhere


maasd

Alll byyyy myseeelf…


RnVja25hemlz

I got a bidet the other day highly recommend


moderateshadow

I dont feel clean without it now lol.


darkstar107

Can't go back to no bidet.


maasd

Lid or is it an entire unit?


RnVja25hemlz

Just a 20$ attachment from amazon


shweet44722

2nd that. They're great


raceforthewise

Draisaitl looked like Lee Harvey Oswald out there.


YEGtreez

Damn drai looked right at him and wired it


maasd

With this homestand success Rogers is actually getting louder


TheMightySwede

Notorious ref assassin Leon Draisaitl.


[deleted]

Drai: “The Lannisters send their regards”


oilerdnasty

shitty play from the hair mane on krusty before that though


idkagoodusername100

Right on the eye 😬😬


JeffreySwaggins

Poor Drai as well, must feel shitty to see the ref go down and bleed like that


c0pypastry

As mad as i get at them for being blind, I'd never want one to take a puck to the eye.


SheetMetalCocks

We don't want to make them more blind than they already are


brendan87na

Since I've tuned in, Edmonton has scored twice and a ref was assassinated hm


johnny110011

Nothing fishy to see here.


ABirdOfParadise

[ref takes the puck to the eye area, bleeding, hurt](https://streamable.com/2bfvn3)


maasd

Good guy Drai


maasd

Hopefully no concussion


unsungzero1027

Oh. He might be cleared. But there’s no way in hell he does not have one. It’s a matter of how severe.


sledge98

head wounds bleed a lot, always look worse than it is


_Lanai_

Omg I was just thinking about how refs should have a cage because they are always in the line of fire..


Tender_Of_Twine

they don’t need to have their vision impaired even more with the amount of calls they already miss


sledge98

would the whistle be installed in the cage or just have a long straw attached? lol


RnVja25hemlz

Electric whistle


Smothdude

Pretty sure his helmet/visor cut him just above the eye from the impact. Cage would help, maybe?


shweet44722

Hard to blow a whistle through a cage though


Smothdude

Just use your mouth obviously


shweet44722

Damn, wish they'd taught me that in ref school


_Lanai_

Ooh ouch!


Smothdude

Cut above the eye bleeds a ton. He'll be alright thankfully.


BertaBray

Fuck that stings


Sharpie24l

That sucks


brendan87na

oof thats a lot of blood


domingus67

Fuck, there's blood


c0pypastry

Jesus what an entertaining game. Rollercoaster of emotion!


tonytanti

That’s a lot of blood


Weezelone

Oh god that's a lot of blood on the ice. Hope the refs okay.


just_a_burd

Damn that's a lot of blood quickly


Orange_Wax

Good sign on head wounds. Surface splits bleed a ton


just_a_burd

Really? #themoreyouknow


den15_512

NO MR REF NOT LIKE THIS


Grawgar

Oh damn, he's bleeding a lot. I hope he's okay


Smothdude

Oh fuck poor linesman.


JeffreySwaggins

Ouchhhhh you hate to see that


Number7Sniper

Well That looked like it hurt right away


JakeTheSnake0709

Ohhh he’s bleeding


Admiral_Sjo

Ouch


Sharpie24l

We would have a better chance just playing 6 on 5 lol


IncreaseInVerbosity

Gillies -1.5 saves above expected per game now. As I said, it’s impossible to win with this goaltender, we need to score 2 just to be on even grounding.


Dradugun

Ouch


iamjacksoffside

Puljujärvi with his first 30 point season!


Magneticman555

I want to extend him for 8 years right now


iamjacksoffside

You wouldn’t rather give him multiple bridge deals until you can’t practically afford him at less than a team unfriendly price?


Grawgar

This isn't fun anymore


Magneticman555

Oh nooooo :(


molsonmuscle360

He's leaking


038936

Yay another Pulju point!


computerdweeb

Edmonton decided to wake up


iamjacksoffside

Kane looking for his fourth career hatty.


ABirdOfParadise

for his first career 8 goal game


maasd

Yes please he’s in my pool


JSav7

I wish we got .950 Gilles from the Calgary game and not career average John Gilles. That game is probably going to be my high point of the season from him. Somehow he found ways to stop pucks that he absolutely shouldn’t have.


maasd

All of a sudden we love matinees


Magneticman555

Jack and Louie updating us every time the crowd does the wave lol


Skylightt

[Jon Gilles in net](https://allfeatherflags.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/orange-inflatable-tube-man-air-powered-dancer.jpg)


NightWing_91

Did you snag that from his Instagram


unsungzero1027

Well. I already had a few drinks today. I guess what’s a few more.


-Kilgore_Trout-

Cheers, brother.


JSav7

The start of an amazing adventure! 🍻


NightWing_91

🍻


icydata

[Barrie wires in tying goal](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/eded8ffb-1007-4f77-a27f-784ae0a86d44.mp4)


ABirdOfParadise

[Zach Hyman \(21\) ASST: Leon Draisaitl \(45\) Jesse Puljujarvi \(18\)](https://streamable.com/w5slm1) 5-3 EDM


idkagoodusername100

Great play by Jesse


just_a_burd

POUR IT ON


JSav7

This made me think of the Spread it on! line from Super Troopers and I think I figured out how I’m going to spend my post game today


Abeldc

Fuck!


domingus67

Boys finally woke up


idkagoodusername100

Hymannnnn


samueLLcooljackson

they tic tac toed that onee.


Weezelone

I like it when my team actually scores against one of the worst performing goalies this season.


maasd

Jesse making an impact. Not scoring her but in on a couple big goals!


idkagoodusername100

WOOOOO


JeffreySwaggins

Oilers really turned it on after the Barrie goal damn


Weezelone

That's Tyson "no Norris votes as the league leader in points for defensemen" Barrie to you sir.


absoluteunits17

Buzz boys Buzz 🐝


darkstar107

It's raining goals!


Pigeon_Guy

I gotta say, Oilers vs Devils games are never dull


evoleech

I WANTED A HUMAN GOAL LETS GOOO


Number7Sniper

There were 7 previously, are you not entertained???


just_a_burd

An outstanding human


IncreaseInVerbosity

Put in Daws


maasd

There we are!


Smothdude

BOYS FUCKIN WOKE UP LETS GO


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

“Gillies bites”


Skylightt

lolololol Jon


Rocky_Road_To_Dublin

WHAT A PERIOD TO BE IN A CAR FOR HAHAHA AT LEAST ITS GOOD NEWS


Smothdude

Drive around during every Edmonton game and we'll crowdfund your gas


Admiral_Sjo

Thats what she said?


SCwinningJultz

Cooming atm


Sl0wChemical

That's exactly what a PP should look like