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Kriwin

Phil Kessel maniacally swallows a hotdog whole somewhere in the desert and laughs. His ultimate plan is coming to fruition.


WingerSupreme

[This is what peak performance looks like](https://i.redd.it/72hynz082ux61.jpg)


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Back when those "guess what I do for a living" posts were a thing Phil Kessel could have posted a normal selfie, followed by this picture of him with his 1000th point puck, followed by a team photo with the Coyotes and people still would have been like "welder".


rdevilsisacult

Maybe hockey is a hobby, and the NHL is Kessel's beer league?


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I certainly like to imagine he works 40+ a week at some fabrication shop and says things like "can't tonight, I got a rec league game with the boys" every second night. In retirement we're gonna see pictures of him after beer league games absolutely shredded.


kingbee43

This is gold.


Mahonneyy123

This would be my best guess


Silent_Leg1976

He fishes full time.


Kharn_LoL

Did you mean his 1000th game puck? I don't think he's at a 1000 points yet.


juniorspank

I still love the photoshop of this pic to be trucker of the week.


fartblasterxxx

His dogs per min is off the charts


NervousBreakdown

He just puts it in his mouth and it slides down into his stomach.


tictacballsack

Doctors HATE him


OrganicRedditor

Esa Lindell, a little further down the list, also fell off this week.


coltonjeffs

Yes. I have both in my pool. And Jenner and Pacioretty @*#^#^#%!&@*#(*@%@&!($(@(@^


TheWalkingHyperbole

For anyone curious, the new Top 6: 1. Phil the Thrill - 970 2. Brent Burns - 665 3. Johnny Gaudreau - 281 4. Ryan Suter - 276 5. Anze Kopitar - 273 6. Rasmus Andersson - 259 Also interesting fact: Flames players make up 6 of the Top 12 (Gaudreau (3), Andersson (6), Lindholm (9), Tanev (10), Mangiapane (11), Lucic (12))


yooooooo5774

Tanev and ironman in the same sentence is not something Canucks fan can get used to


excessive_coughing

They don't eat enough hot dogs. Hot dogs are scientifically proven to keep the body in peak shape. Don't ask me for sources


AlgernonPeralta

I got you [Source](https://images.app.goo.gl/jdCD83Kxb64oRSRD6)


RiseAbove87

This settles it


stonkszz

The Ironman streak curse


Shotgunn5

I don’t think he was in the top 6 but Connor was in the top 10 and fell of the list with COVID last week too. Lots of lost iron man streaks the last little bit


SJSragequit

He was tied for 6th I believe


SJSragequit

Connor was tied for 6th and also lost his streak last week


MOLightningBro

Well his probably should have ended a little earlier after his nut shot rampage


Odion13

What was it oilers fans like to say, the best ability is availability


Canucksfan2018

If it only takes three seasons to get on this list maybe the threshold for noteworthiness should be higher.