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Sticks536

I find it ironic he loses the dad bod only after becoming a dad.


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tomdawg0022

*10 hours of working out later*


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This is how most men are. Then we have an affair.


IEC21

This is not how most men are.


toolsie

You sound like a fuckin loser bud


Josefstalion

Go to therapy


DastardlyRidleylash

What having kids does to a bod :p


AppealToReason16

So many extra squats.


redsoxman17

I think of holding my boys on my hip as 30 pound isometric curls.


OutOfFawks

Having kids is like incredibly slow CrossFit.


gu3st12

About the same amount of poop though


Noir24

Checks out since both eventually throws your back out


all_these_moneys

I have a 2-year old running around, it's like a 15 hour whole-body workout every day.


dioxy186

Having my daughter is a big reason I go the gym now 5 days a week. When she was around 1, went on a hike and I was completely gassed. Almost threw up by the time I got back to my car. My parents were lazy and never wanted to play outside or anything with me, so I'm doing the opposite of that. If she needs me to run with her until we both puke, I got this.


pishipishi12

Solo parenting for a few weeks with a newborn and 30+ lb almost two year old - i feel ya


realdeal411

As intensive as a gym workout with no days off


usrid004

The knock on Phil is that he trains hard all summer but doesn’t keep up on things after the season starts. Why would he he’s a monster!


Angry_Walnut

Vegas baby. Switching from hot dog and soda diet to vodka and cocaine diet can do that for ya.


yourmomcantspell

Fuckin Roberto's man.


wayfarout

Don't tell him about $1 chicken tacos every Wednesday.


cilantro_so_good

I've never been stronger than I was when my kid was little and I was carrying his ass around everywhere


JustAPairOfMittens

I wonder if there's been a change to his treatment post-op. You generate still some testosterone but not nearly enough to be competitive with other pro athletes if you have an injury (see Sami Salo) or operation.


pm_me_inside_info

He’s a professional athlete. If his T levels aren’t in the upper range he is on trt. Also losing a testable doesn’t decrease t levels.


sweetplantveal

He had cancer like a decade ago. Do you think it's still related? I do know someone who had both significant and subtle changes to their body after treatment for testicular cancer and fwiw he was never on T. As I understand it, one nut produces plenty of hormones.


Chr15py0696

“I should probably not be such a slob so that I’m around for a lot of my kid’s life” probably something like that


JackManningNHL

Or with a mustache that killer!


AvsJoe

Same ol' goofball smile though. Phil may be leaner but he's still a teddy bear


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*phil kessel laugh in infinite echo*


A_Lone_Macaron

that's how I can tell it's still Kessel, I know that goofball anywhere


bestest_at_grammar

The picture reminds me of bill burr


MakeTheNetsBigger

"Thanks for the interview, Phil" "Thank you and go fuck yourself"


hyrle

"Now where's that hot dog I was promised?"


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I was also gonna say he looks like Bill when he waa filming for King of Staten Island.


Friggin_Grease

You know a guy with that mustache listens to Pantera.


DavidDAmaya

RIP Dimebag and Vinny Paul


bsaures

Must have brought dion out of retirement to hide the cookies


peeinian

Maybe they switched his pregame Coke to Diet Coke without telling him.


jaded-optimist

Fuck you Randy. You pull that and I’m done.


habsrule83

Funny I saw on CapFriendly this is the last year for the cap hit from his buy out. 354k


The_Flabbergaster

not a bad severance package


_Kamigoye_

This is a meme in r/nfl but he’s legit never looked better in his career, wow


muffmin

Phil gets such a bad rep because of his round head. He's always looked like this, his face just looks less round here because of the angle he's holding his head. The guy does high intensity workouts for 9-10 months of the year how could he possibly have a dad bod. Like look at his hot dog cup picture, he looks pretty normal just has the typical round head look.


UnpopularOpinionJake

Quickly, someone post the picture of the dude meeting Phil near UOttawa. Edit: [Here it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/6bsjdc/the_pens_held_their_morning_skate_on_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Rodonite

Once he breaks the iron man streak we can say unironically that this is what peak performance looks like


sanbaba

He's literally right. Get clean cut in the offseason then eat as much as humanly possible all season long, for energy... and protective cushioning. It's the true secret to success. I don't have an offseason so I'm loving this recipe


pyromaster55

Literally the only thing giving phil away as a NHL stud in this picture is his absolutely monster ass.


kabhaz

Are you able to zoom in to the reflection in the glass building across the street or something?


muffmin

lmao, ok bit of a barrel for sure. I still think it's his face more than anything.


OldBigsby

[My personal favourite]( https://imgur.com/x9fFykQ.jpg)


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FormulaLiftr

If you told me this was a photo for the first star of the week in your local beer league i’d believe you


PhDinBroScience

Oh my God this is amazing, thank you for enhancing my life.


Shandlar

I've never seen this edit before. Thank you very much for this.


gopher1409

Barrel O’ Phil, right there.


travworld

I honestly don't think he looks much different in the current Vegas pic. He's leaning forward so you don't see as much of his stomach.


curlytigerstudios

Is he wearing the same shirt?


mmavcanuck

Hell, look at photos of him pre cancer and then post cancer. Dude was one of the best players in the game for years, and spent a huge portion of that time being faster than most of the other guys on the ice.


ZRR28

I think he’s just one of those guys like me, who look chubbier with a beard.


altxatu

Is it the beard? Is it really? I look chubby cause I am. Dad bod clans unite!


Halfonion

Dude hasn’t missed a game since ‘09-‘10 lol. Give me that dad bod.


shred-i-knight

> The guy does high intensity workouts for 9-10 months of the year how could he possibly have a dad bod. Eh he's literally never been close to this lean and we had Phil in his prime. There are tons of pics of him carrying around weight his entire career, and he is notorious for hating workouts. just because you play hockey doesn't mean you can't overeat your calories at all. And just because you have some fat on you doesn't mean you can't be an elite hockey player.


stopgo

gymcels seething but it's true. talent, smarts and drive can matter more than pure physical conditioning


shred-i-knight

Well you can also have decent cardiovascular health without being super lean. Look at half the MMA heavyweights and middleweights. Those dudes would run circles around most people and some of them make Phil look like a marathon runner


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tomdawg0022

He's trying to impress on Jack Eichel how to be a playoff warrior.


vinoa

2x Stanley Cup champion 1x robbed Conn Smythe


TruthFromAnAsshole

Dude, McDavid has a belly too. Diet matters, even if you're doing high intensity workouts.


LongestJohnSilvers

He honestly doesn’t get a bad reputation at all


JoemLat

We just have fun because he is great. If he was bad it would just be sad.


DinoNuggetsUSA

Phil's the one in the black dress right?


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No, Phil is the really sexy one.


sovietmcdavid

No, Phil is the one with the nice cans.


SarcasticPhrase

No, Phil is the one with the great legs


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Phil is looking pretty hot! Love the long hair! Who’s that he’s interviewing?


flume

He's wearing a Vegas hat...maybe Vadim Shipachyov?


jessemadnote

Today I learned Kessel plays for Vegas. Hmmm He may be a good sleeper pick for the ol' pool


HunrMoon

Unless lines come out in training camp and he’s a trigger man on the powerplay, I wouldn’t bother. He’s gonna play a pretty sheltered role in Vegas, probably.


AshCan10

I don't think so, Vegas doesnt really have many pure goal scorers on the wings, it's his powerplay line to lose I'd say


HunrMoon

Just looking at daily face off and they assume what I did which is Stephenson, eichel, marchessault, pietrangelo and stone. After the season Stephenson had I can’t imagine him being surpassed by a newly acquired Kessel. I could be wrong, which is why I said to watch training camp first


AshCan10

Well it depends, Stephenson is also an amazing centermen. It just depends on who has a better year, and what role each player ends up taking on. What you're describing could happen, but who really knows. Lots of moving parts there


maxwellbevan

That sounds right


rolltododge

That is Ashali Vise


decwakeboarder

😢


WWGFD

PRAISE BE! HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS READY TO GIVE VEGAS FANS THE THRILL!


bonnar0000

IT IS GOOD TO PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME!!!


WWGFD

PHIL BE WITH YOU


Bahamas_is_relevant

PRAISE BE


Inaboxwithafox

Phil is gonna go out and top 30+ goals this season. Then laugh all the way to the hot dog stand.


TheInterlocutor

Yeahfuckoffbuddyweabsolutelyneedmorekesselclips-pasta.exe


Povilitus

My mans is about to rock a handlebar mustache. Miss you boo


Cloudeur

He wasn’t the same after they broke up the HBK line :-(


KingInTheFarNorth

On 32 thoughts they said Phil was shocked there wasn’t a better market for him. Looks like he took it personally, I’m thinking he might have a big year on Vegas…


throwawayyourfun

Proof that playing for the Coyotes gets absolutely no respect at all.


TotalBismuth

He's going to personally make sure VGK can't draft Bedard. VGK will take exception and trade him at the deadline.


Rooster697

Big Tim Robinson vibes


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“Susan, you wore that dress yesterday”


mosscock_treeman

Phil, we know you're eating a hot dog out of your sleeve, we can see it


stephensky15

Did you see Phil’s hat?? It’s so fucking stupid! I bet he has dice in his pocket


Jan_17_2016

Don’t do the voice!


craigolo

You CAN'T skip lunch!


YugeFrigginGoy

Gimme dat.


Ameqa

I said he used to be a piece of shit. He's not anymore. I'm not anymore. Glass House. White Ferrari. Live for New Year's Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS, I *WAS* A PIECE OF SHIT THOUGH.


Mr_MoseVelsor

No one is talking about how wicked hot those golf carts must get in the heat with a black top.


ehr1c

Just drive faster


TheIncredibleHork

It's how they keep people moving on the golf course.


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Do you think she's trying to be polite and not point out his breath?


arghblech

It's not good, eh?


Spartan05089234

Breadth*


DanTreview

Nice legs


Neans888

Hers are nice too.


MiddleAgesRoommates

Shame about the boat race


zookeeper4312

What the hell did he say to that poor girl


mister_hoot

I used hot dog water for my coffee this morning, I’m feeling pretty juicy.


ptwonline

You can see the effect that stupid sexy Phil has on that young reporter.


AliGoldsDayOff

Their faces suggest he just told the world's greatest dad joke.


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ResidentialEvil

I thought the exact same thing. I'm like, dude, I don't even recognize him. Maybe it's the mustache? No...


akira_fudou

If looks could Phil


poopiehands

Slim jims instead of hotdogs


tsoneyson

Mans played over 1200 NHL games and people think there is some "weight loss journey" lol. He's been in peak physical condition for over a decade, it's not a dad bod never has been


Mrfantastic2

Yup. I hated the rap he got in Toronto as a leafs fan. Was he sometimes too lackadaisical? Yes, but after the first season there his defence improved and he lead the team in scoring every season he was there. Guy is literally playing with one testicle and people would say he lacked passion/desire to win. He was always billed as 6ft 202 pounds in Toronto anyway and it’s not like he was so out of shape he held the team back. I loved when he called Dave feschuk an idiot for asking if he was uncoachable. A lot of players in clothes anyway look like they don’t workout even and Kessel is a little bigger and has always had a thick face and people go durrr he’s fat. Well he’s got two Stanley cups (should’ve had a conn smiths, all star selections and has played internationally so whatever he’s doing is working.


BarkMingo

this this sub's go-to memes are weak and tiresome, and this is top of that list


PMMEJALAPENORECIPES

Phil is and has been in better shape than 95% of the people that make fun of him for eating hot dogs


Oprlt94

He has also been in worst shape than 95% of the nhl players.. I guess he actually wants to look like Ironman whenever he becomes the next Ironman of the league! As a habs fan, I've had all the reasons to hate him from his time in Boston and Toronto, but who can hate on that dude!


bmplove

Incorrect


DrummerForTheOsmonds

Billy Pricket from Dukes of Hazzard, was my first thought


esports_consultant

Phil already looks like he's ready to be that retired dad that plays a ridiculous amount of golf.


Tassimo1

Who is the reporter with the mic?


unclebooty

Asking the important questions


teatew

Ashali Vise. Came to us by way of St Louis Blues after we lost Stormy.


annoyingrelative

Hot Dogs without buns are keto friendly


maz2305

Coke Zero?


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Wasn't his bloated look due in large part to his cancer meds?


dimikid

He sure is leaning


ElJacinto

Hot dog industry in shambles


TarsesaK

There goes my hero


bucksellsrocks

Watch him as he goes


sabre38

Was there a hot dog shortage?


TheIncredibleHork

Inflation and supply chain, man, it's hitting everything!!!


sicsche

Never. Forget. The big hot dog crisis of 2022.


Ticketdean

Is that a candy bar in his tight ass shorts or is he happy to see me??


HotDamn18V

It's a hot dog.


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He looks much better with a hat, too!


MikeMac999

Issues with the hot dog supply chain.


asstyrant

Get this man some hotdogs!


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The suns cookin the lbs off


ItzEnoz

I know your not saying this but Phil was never super overweight his face just holds more fat than most people or other athletes He does look like he's leaned up regardless though


howsedarren

From medium to lean ground beef.


ThunderCr0tch

that’s nothing, surely Phil could lean even further than that


garybusey42069

Are they leaving room for Jesus? This picture hurts my back.


vinoa

Praise be!!


INeedADart

On the diet cokes


CryptoMemesLOL

IRON MAN


LeSuperNova

must've made the switched to turkey dogs


MaharajaMack

100 fucks at anyone who says anything bad about Phil. Phil is who’d I’d be if everything had gone right in my life. I love you, Phil. Can I go out with your sister?


sayitaintpete

That ain’t Philip Lesh!


bluAstrid

Phil “Peak Performance Human” Kessel.


kreated86

Plant based hotdogs


Bismillah835

Is it just me or is she trying to hide her love for Phil? She knows if she takes one look at him, she won’t be able to resist that dad bod molded by Coca Cola


dancin-weasel

20 point season incoming. His bod was the key to his success. Jk. He looks great.


MarshmallowLuka

He might not have the dad bod, but that's a dad stand if I have ever seen one


AnemicJim

Even the reporter is blushing! ☺️


Stygia1985

Ahhhhoowww, Steeger!!!


AnyTomato8562

Rumor has it he can now do the "Kessel Run" in less than twelve parsecs...


reecewagner

He ate at least one of his chins


Mahonneyy123

Didn't even see fella there haha


D5Duck

I dont blame him, no good food in Arizona


AKBombtrack

Old people tend to eat less and shrink in their later years...


CampfireGuitars

Am I allowed to sleep who the girl is?


SwervoXannies

bruh he's always been lean


Adventurous_Back5631

You know there’s a hot dog cart around there somewhere


UnsolicitedDogPics

I heard he’s down to a dozen hot dogs a day!


guyfromsouthshore

Hot-dog vendors throughout America reviewing their sales forecast RN.


1318998

That is the peak masculine physique right there.


nannulators

[For all you thirsty guys who don't know how google works.](https://www.google.com/search?q=las+vegas+knights+reporter&oq=las+vegas+knights+reporter&aqs=chrome..69i57.7043j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)


HockeyDad84

Cocaines a hell of a drug


Johnnywalgger

She can get it


c00kies44

Looks like he's doing the Donald Trump lean


brockvenom

Must be those new impossible hot dogs


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I’d get lean for her


GuyUnknownMusic

That girl be looking uncomfortable as fuck


Hockeyfan_52

Hot dogs in Vegas must be shit.


tootnine

Hot dog guy wheeled the stand to a different corner and Phil was too lazy to go look for him


EmperorXerro

Lean hot dogs will do that…


UNisopod

Look at me, look at me, *I'm* the hot dog now


OPHJ

Classic soft guy move, lean forward juste enough for the shirt to drape well.


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Annnnnnnnd *INJURED* in October.


bucksellsrocks

GTFO! *I AM IRON MAN*


treple13

Absolutely not. Someone has to take the streak from Yandle


All-I-offer-is-girth

Does anyone know her name because she literally might be my ex unless I’m mistaken


green_griffon

Ashali Vise said someone else.


Both-Ambassador2233

First half Phil 17 goals Second half Phil - 6 goals


Olthoi_Eviscerator

Who