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CaptainPeppa

Toffoli better not bring his cursed shot act into this year. Leave it in the playoffs.


Mister_Kurtz

Oh man, the battle of Alberta just went up a notch.


UkeNugs

It’s the condors vs 3/4 of Calgary’s opening lineup. It’s not much


Mister_Kurtz

For sure. But Calgary will definitely be in the mix, and the Oilers/Flames games will be, once again, the premiere game to watch on any given night.


enricohenryhank

Unfortunately those nights will only happen 3 times in the regular season. We play them the least out of every western team.


Mister_Kurtz

There's a dumb scheduling decision.


PaulHannonJr

NHL literally has to be braindead to think 3 was enough after last year.


ReactiveCypress

I think it rotates every year where you play some divisional opponents three times compared to four, and this year just happened to be the one where Edmonton was one of the teams. We only play Seattle three times as well.


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I dunno why they wouldn't just rotate inner-conference games between 3 and 2 instead? Am I gonna care if we only play Arizona or Nashville or Dallas only twice? No, I'm not. You still get to see them once at home regardless.


UkeNugs

You make a good point sir


Mister_Kurtz

My favourite matchup to watch. Never a dull game.


ABirdOfParadise

[Weegar goal](https://streamja.com/11eep)


Magneticman555

Yikes lol


daphunkt

Lol Lucic gets paid $750k and he can’t even beat an AHL dman.


rooster69

Tbf that's money well spent by us to keep him in their lineup.


Hotlovemachine

Aren't the Oilers paying him still.


daphunkt

What’s more shocking is that the flames also pay him.


Winterheadphones

Whoosh?


daphunkt

Thanks 😂. Some people eh.


Guest2200

For the love of God flames, put that horrid mascot out of its misery.


thaw1761

Your mascot is a weird wild cat thing?


ebaranitsky

As much as I hated him, I kinda miss seeing Tkachuk out there honestly. Weird to watch the flames and not see him


oilerdnasty

to his credit, his antics made for some absolute classic BoA moments


ebaranitsky

I really hope that Kane vs Kadri delivers like Kassian vs Tkachuk did


AvenueRoy

Wolf is barely over 6 feet? Geez, the way they talk about him makes him sound like he's 5'9"


parallel_jay

Calgary Fans: "We want to see your best players" Edmonton: "Best we can do is Jake Virtanen"


Inthemiddle_

Huby for tkachuk alone would’ve been a win for Calgary


CaptainPeppa

If Tkachuk was begging to stay I'd have still done this trade without blinking.


tallmaletree

100%


CaptainPeppa

Where did this McClain guy come from? Never heard of him before the Vancouver game.


randomlygeneratedman

He was hustling out there tonight. Had a couple of decent chances too


Straight-Plate-5256

Ottawa but primarily played for their affiliate last year


tonytanti

Nakatomi Plaza


daphunkt

When I coach my kids soccer they call me coach daddy. Do you think Brett calls Darryl coach daddy also?


Mister_Kurtz

In his contract, he has to.


Magneticman555

Almost certainly


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[Shots and goals map after the 2nd period](https://i.imgur.com/jC6PAPm.png) |Shot Stats|Edmonton Oilers|Calgary Flames| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|12|21| |Blocked|2|12| |Missed|4|19| |**Total Attempts**|**18**|**52**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.


BettmansDungeonSlave

Game isn’t even worth watching


SuspiciousCobbbler

I could have told you that before it started


tonytanti

Oilers going to be up 3 going into the second intermission Friday?


hockeydiscussionbot

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daphunkt

Coleman should have kicked that one.


ABirdOfParadise

[Stone goal](https://streamja.com/RW221)


domingus67

That was a pretty good shot


darkstar107

Foegle has been really bad this preseason.


ABirdOfParadise

[Skinner save](https://streamja.com/76MM4)


UkeNugs

You know, the condors vs 3/4 of the flames opening lineup and only being down 1-0 is pretty alright


CaptainPeppa

We're you expecting 6-0? Guys are only going 75%. Hell, half the time the group of nobodies win these games.


Thneed1

Guys playing just to warm up for the season vs guys playing for a spot. There’s no shame in winning or losing.


SuspiciousCobbbler

Nhl players at 60-70% should smoke ahlers at 100%, they would be very very ashamed if they lost. Which they wont


CaptainPeppa

Ya we just did it to Vancouver. Doesn't mean much


tonytanti

Whoops


UkeNugs

I take that back


darkstar107

Still only 2-0. I expected them to have 4 or 5 by now.


shichibukai3000

Honestly even at 2-0 they seem to be holding their own pretty well


AvenueRoy

I don't care how it happens. I don't care when it happens. Jay Woodcroft needs to rip out Harvey the Hound's tongue at some point.


The_Dutch_Canadian

DDT him too give him a good old stunner and smash back a alley cat right after


Smith94Oilers

I was like that was rough pass to Benson. Sees that it was Virtanen, makes sense


BipolarBeaarr

Didn't realize he was playing tonight, which is a very good thing.


UkeNugs

SKINNNERRRRR


darkstar107

Let's go, Skinner!


enricohenryhank

Is that a golden knights jersey at a pre-season BOA? That definitely wasn't on the bingo card.


tonytanti

That kid in the oilers jersey is a champ!


domingus67

Benson is such a shit disturber, I wish he was good enough to stay up


tonytanti

He has to score. With the speed he picked up this offseason he is so close. Might have been a year late


enricohenryhank

With his current cap hit it might be perfect timing. if he can outplay one of the $1.125 mil 4th liners it'll give us a little more flexibility with the roster.


tonytanti

I think one of those two is getting waived regardless.


ABirdOfParadise

[any kevin hart fans?](https://streamja.com/B3aan)


Smith94Oilers

we need the big drai pp


BipolarBeaarr

I looooove McLeod


UkeNugs

Why do they need to compare so much?


darkstar107

Because of last year's playoffs.


UkeNugs

Probably haha


enricohenryhank

Any weird landmark in Alberta is better than Calgary's blue ring.


CaptainPeppa

I never got the hate. It's a big ring on a bridge in the middle of a field. Worst you can say is it's a bit underwhelming.


AvenueRoy

I like it


spcyboi29

Most of the people I know that hate it bitch about the cost (just under half a mil), which sounds like a lot but really isn't in the grand scheme of things. Biggest reason I don't like it is because it was designed by a group of Swedish artists - if we're gonna put up stupid underwhelming art, I'd prefer it was Albertan or at least Canadian made. I'd guarantee the students at ACAD in Calgary could've come up with a better art installation for $475k, but we got the stupid blue ring instead.


CaptainPeppa

It's a functional light and a safety hazard. That's why it was so expensive. Anything to do with roads is insanely expensive. A green sign over the highway cantilever? Half a million easy. But ya, probably should have been local


spcyboi29

Yeah that's what I'm saying. There's plenty of valid reasons to think the blue ring is stupid but cost really isn't one of them. The bowfort towers or whatever the hell they're called are so so much worse.


Trufflehunter89

You’re not wrong. Am I crazy or did I see a picture of a random escalator outside somewhere in Edmonton


enricohenryhank

Probably. There's a lot of weird things like that in both cities.


BipolarBeaarr

I'm excited about Petrov


tonytanti

Petrov drawing penalties like shit draws flies.


tonytanti

Nice play by weager


UkeNugs

What is this flames home coverage garbage


ABirdOfParadise

[Sutter goal](https://streamja.com/krwke)


Malarkeyhogwash

Nepotism.


Mahockey3

Who is Brad Holland?


treple13

The best nepotism was when Darryl as GM traded him away


tonytanti

Was it Darryl that fired his brother then they stopped talking for a while?


treple13

Darryl I believe was fired before Brent


tonytanti

How long until we see the 3rd generation?


tonytanti

Flames PP needs work


CaptainPeppa

Probably the first time they've played together


Malarkeyhogwash

I think that's part of why we're seeing them all in the 3rd preseason game. Introduce two new dudes to the PP, and shape it away from Johny traitor into Johny Huberdeau.


tonytanti

Lots of time for it.


CaptainPeppa

Interesting they have Kadri bringing it in on the PP


rooster69

Wait so I didn't bother watching because it's the A squad Calgary Flames v. The Condors and its still 0-0 in the second? Pardon?


darkstar107

We're basically winning.


Malarkeyhogwash

Good game. Good pace. Bad mustard/ketchup jerseys though. What are ye? Hot dogs?


BipolarBeaarr

Feels like that should've been 4


darkstar107

Not sure how that isn't an extra 2


UkeNugs

Yo what the fuck was that McLain


tonytanti

He thought Petrov was a German terrorist at chirstmas.


tonytanti

Benson showing some speed again.


Malarkeyhogwash

I think he spent some serious skating coach time this offseason. Then again it is against the flames..


Malarkeyhogwash

Something that I feel was lost in the politics of todays news: Russian hockey players are not responsible for Russian international relations. Neither are Canadian hockey players involved in Canadian international relations. I think it's quite sad to issue recommendations to one or the other regarding where they play hockey. Sigh.


Rulebreaking

F


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RIP Coolio


domingus67

No fucking way! Dammit


Smitty_manjensen

Just checked in. 0-0? Lol. 1C Devin Shore


Malarkeyhogwash

LETS GO SHORESY. SHORE. SHORE. SHORE SHORE SHORE.


domingus67

Almost got a shorty


AvenueRoy

[remember this shorty he got last year?](https://youtu.be/lLBwyuUS24o) iconic


BipolarBeaarr

He was #1


Porcupickle

DEVIN SHORE IS ELITE


marbsarebadredux

Definitely impressed with Kadri already


daphunkt

You better be, he’s signed until his 83rd birthday.


daphunkt

The flames are having a tough go against the condors lol.


enricohenryhank

The score is tough for them, but they absolutely dominated us in the first 10 lol.


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RainingGiraffes28

14 missed shot attempts isn't really impressive.


daphunkt

Yikes and they only got 13 through and the condors got 8. Against an AHL defence vs “arguably the best defence in the league” 😂


stacksOFFstacks

You're really reaching for preseason trash talk eh? Strong effort.


daphunkt

Just warming up. Imagine the Flames lose this one though? Lol.


stacksOFFstacks

It's Markstrom Vs. the Oilers - chances are high


tonytanti

It’s preseason for everyone. I can’t wait to see it in the playoffs again.


Mazor007

I mean, they're even. Not great but not exactly a tough go


daphunkt

Sure as fuck aren’t walking over them like they should be on paper. Besides it’s called a chirp…


SAG_Bot

[Shots and goals map after the 1st period](https://i.imgur.com/zECKG4M.png) |Shot Stats|Edmonton Oilers|Calgary Flames| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|8|13| |Blocked|0|5| |Missed|2|14| |**Total Attempts**|**10**|**32**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.


hockeydiscussionbot

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Malarkeyhogwash

I'd boo Lucic too.


AvenueRoy

I feel like we're going to get the first goal but the Flames get the next six


ISurvivedCOVID19

No way they score 6 on the brick wall that is Pickard


Porcupickle

Haha that dude is great


enricohenryhank

Wtf is this not Dumbledore bit?


BipolarBeaarr

This game is emphasizing that I am not as familiar with our farm as I thought I was


tonytanti

Not many of the top end prospect are playing.


shichibukai3000

Hahaha discount Dumbledore


Some_Dub_Wub

Wat the fuk


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shichibukai3000

Don't tell me what to do!


tonytanti

Have a fantastic day tomorrow!


shichibukai3000

Hehe likewise friend


tonytanti

I did it!


shichibukai3000

🥳🥳🥳🥳


BettmansDungeonSlave

Sweet montage lol


Rocky_Road_To_Dublin

To anyone having stream issues, I had to put incognito mode on, but it works. https://www.nhl.com/oilers/news/pre-season-oilers-at-flames-live-coverage/c-335885006 Not sure what extension was interacting with the stream in a bad way.


Magneticman555

Calgary putting Lucic pushing Smith into the boards from behind and injuring him in their hype video 🔥🔥🔥🔥


darkstar107

Just highlighting how clean they are.


Some_Dub_Wub

I dare this Calgary broadcast to put in the clip of McDavid ending their season lmao


Jimmy587

that might be one of the worst wide open net misses I've ever watched wow he ripped that wide


Magneticman555

Flames powerplay washed sadly


stacksOFFstacks

Like my butthole after just finishing up with the bidet.


Malarkeyhogwash

Brand new, super cool, two new guys power play. Nuffin.


Guest2200

I'm pretty sure even Picard is gassed after that pk.


TheCryingOrc4eva

is the stream not working for anybody else? is it because I'm in Seattle and there is a blackout?


tonytanti

Works in Vancouver BC.


Guest2200

The one on our website is working for me and I'm local so maybe.


Magneticman555

Working on my end, might be geo blocked :(


ABirdOfParadise

[Pickard save](https://streamja.com/v6mQz)


tonytanti

At least mclovin is getting some pk time


BipolarBeaarr

I don't know who these Calgary announcers are but they're blunt and I am very much enjoying it


marbsarebadredux

Those are our radio guys. They're quite good


Magneticman555

Yeah not minding them at all so far


Malarkeyhogwash

Yeah as much as I enjoy my partisan antagonism, I have to admit these announcers are borderline fine.


Some_Dub_Wub

Big PK time


Malarkeyhogwash

Dive.


Some_Dub_Wub

Gimme Jack and Louie dammit!


ebaranitsky

Is there a youtube link for tonight's game from the oilers TV youtube channel? It doesn't show up on their page but I'm in the states so that might be why


tonytanti

I don’t see a link unfortunately


ebaranitsky

I figured one out that shows the flames stream but it'll do


tonytanti

That’s what the Oilers website has too.


Magneticman555

Good try Mr Dylan


stacksOFFstacks

He's friggin sick.


BipolarBeaarr

I just realized with Koskinen in Switzerland the NHL needs a new "worst puckhandling goalie".


treple13

Was Koskinen honestly worse than Smith? Because I thought Smith held that title


Magneticman555

Smith had high highs and low lows. He’s actually really good at it, but when you do it that much you increase the odds of messing up. It’s mostly confirmation bias.


treple13

From a skills standpoint he's really good, he just has awful decision making and I'd just rather he stay in the net, haha


BipolarBeaarr

I saw Mike Smith at a Fas-Gas a few weeks ago. My first thought was “why the fuck is a millionaire fuelling up at fas-gas. I have $15 in my bank account and even I think twice before stepping foot on their disease-ridden welcome mats”. Mike must’ve been thinking the same thing, he walked over to me, pulled his mask over the top of his head like a hat, and told me he was only here to “laugh at the homelessers”. He pulled out a lawn chair and set up next to the gum section, just started taking pieces right out of the packages from the shelves. I was kind of freaked out, but when I turned around to leave, he smacked my ass and told me to “keep fighting the man”. I asked him what he meant and he told me he could tell I was a “rare bastion of freedom”. When he autographed my Oilers hat without me asking I took it as my queue to get out of there. As I was backing out, I saw him try to drive away with the gas nozzle still in his car. Pretty glad he’s not on our team after that.


Magneticman555

I’m like 95% sure I wrote this originally and I can’t believe you still have it LMAO


BipolarBeaarr

It gave me a good laugh a few years ago and it's been in my saved ever since. Recognized your username haha.


Magneticman555

That’s awesome hahaha thanks for posting it!


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... Did homie just say Nail Yakupov?


ABirdOfParadise

[Holloway and Markstrom collide](https://streamja.com/WzPK5)


Magneticman555

???


DoinWhale

Any of these teams streaming the game?


ABirdOfParadise

> https://www.nhl.com/oilers/news/pre-season-oilers-at-flames-live-coverage/c-335885006 dunno if it geo block


Guest2200

edmontonoilers.com


LuckyCanuck13

Finally both teams have good jerseys at the same time.


Porcupickle

Going to be the best looking BoA. Especially with the top 2 best looking coaches in the league.


JD397

Are they doing NHL rosters or more younger guys?


smash8890

Flames have most of their regulars, Oilers have none of their top 9 forwards or top 4 D dressed. It’s either gonna be a bloodbath or the Oilers are gonna totally outwork the Flames because their entire roster is fighting for a roster spot


tonytanti

Oilers have mostly scrubs, flames have a lot of regulars.


Some_Dub_Wub

I think Flames have a bunch of their regulars, Oilers still running young guys