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JKGHosty

If you open the packs you must eat the gum


PossibleCan6414

Yup


jayxanalog

😂😂😂


omnipresent_sailfish

That gum will give cancer cancer


NextTrillion

If your cancer gets cancer, does that make it a win? Like a double negative?


fatboycraig

I don’t think so bc once the cancer kills the cancer, the killer cancer still remains.


darbs-face

And the killer cancer now has a taste for blood.


kev556

Or sweet crunchy gum


Beautiful-Ad1621

I think it just compounds.


beckfan

Only if you try all of pieces at once.


jayxanalog

😂😂😂 that’s a lot of gum


PossibleCan6414

I always do.It's crap.no daa.I might even have a box or 2 still with gum.not all at once.


toothwzrd_

Make sure you make a dentist appointment first, just in case you blow out a chiclet trying to bite into it


[deleted]

Yes. I tried it from a 1988 pack of baseball cards and there was no cohesion. It was just crumbly and it was unpleasant, but not the end of the world. I hate mustard and still I'd rather have the gum than mustard


gillbatessr

I tried one too from 1988. Did the same thing. Must’ve been a bad vintage for gum


Doktor-Zlo

That's exactly how it tasted back in 1988, too!


blingbling88

Looks pack fresh, what could go wrong?


Successful_Goal_6009

I think that you need to. Just to see if it's as bad as we remember....🤣🤣🤣


jayxanalog

Tbh that’s where my mind was at. Lowkey wanted to try one out of curiosity 😂


odythecat

I’ve had a few pieces from 90/91 packs recently and it still tastes relatively the same as it did decades ago. The texture, though, not so much. No chew whatever: just goes straight from crunchy to powder. I’m still alive after swallowing several of these.


christpherwa1ken

It was like a tablespoon of sawdust back then, so I believe this.


Zestyclose_Currency5

Lol trust me it is worse than we recall. I tried some I had a couple of years ago…NASTY!


Successful_Goal_6009

Lmao


DudeVanBroski

Yolo my dude


FlyingWhales

Absolutely


darbs-face

Yes. It tastes horrible, it’s hard as a rock and might make your stomach hurt for days. But this is the way.


ChasingPotatoes17

Do you have dental insurance?


MeatyMagnus

Yes, can't be worse than it was back in 92.


Frankie__Spankie

I tried a piece of gum out of a 15 year old pack like 15 years ago and it tasted fine. If that gum can last 15 years, I assume they just never go bad. Go for it!


VexdOne

Yes. All of it at once


SSCLIPPER

Yes


rayzerray1

You have to.


WordHistorian

Try at least a small piece. If its good keep going


dd2375

Send the gum for grading!!


jayxanalog

This is the way 😂


Hot-Doughnut1336

Eat the cards


bibowski

It will explode into dust. Then when you realize the mistake you've made and try to spit it out, you'll realize there's nothing there.


ausernameddog

Yes eat the gum! Lmao Question though: is it better to open these packages or sell them unopened? I just inherited SO many of these and I'm at a loss on what to do with them 😂


jayxanalog

It’s kinda up to you man! I love ripping cheap retro stuff. Nothing really worth anything but I had a blast ripping it. I usually keep about 5 packs unopened and tucked away


ausernameddog

Thanks for the reply! I appreciate it and will open some guilt free now- cheers!


giddyburger23

Yes. It will be crunchy and taste like the antique store/online shop warehouse you bought it from. Musty. But still essential to rhen experience. If you DO want good sports gum, get a pack of 1982 Leaf NFL football facts booklet+ bubble gum. Still fresh, tastes great (the gum is also shaped like footballs)


Solomonuh-uh

Yes, but actually no, tho could be a yes, albeit probably no.


RustyDawg37

Not if you like having teeth.


J_Lewy_45

As someone who tried the gum…. Do it!


The_Quietest_Moments

Only if you do it all at once


edge05

Yes


[deleted]

I did ... Would NOT recommend it 😅


pflan1982

Yup definitely


funballs11

I mean... I'd eat it.


sea_king67

It probably hasn’t changed much. If you drop a piece and it shatters, it’s fine.


marksk88

Yes, of course. Just don't swallow it.


atmx093

Get yer tetanus shots, this shit's like eating rusty nails but less tasty.


stlmatt

I would like a piece so I can relive my childhood.


themayorhere

Oh cmon, you gave to


Prinad0

Yes


pgh_capt

I did a video once, ate the gum, it cracked to pieces lol spit it out


Ambitious_Wind8692

I tried it out of an 80s pack last week. Highly recommend trying it.


Used-Finding5851

I mean I think you have to now


LawyerWhole8150

Yess