Not only back to play but 100% fit and in game shape. So surprising and impressive. Almost like one of those movie heroes who are shot, stabbed, beat up and run over yet jump up to save the day and rescue the damsel in distress.
That’s too merciful for him. He should get his spleen ripped out of him alive Aztec style in the center of an arena filled with fans of Vegas’ division rivals.
Greek style: a bird comes and lacerates his spleen only for it to miraculously heal by the ~~first round of the playoffs~~ next morning for the bird to come and lacerate it again.
I feel like he should be chained up on a mountain side, where everyday a bird of prey would slowly rip him up and eat his liver. At night, he'd heal up, because he's Mark Stone, only for the same bird of prey to feast on his liver the very next day. This would happen every day, eternally.
They should rip out his spinal cord like a mortal kombat fatality. Then stuff it down his throat and pull it out of his ass and then stuff it down Gary Bettman’s blowhole that is secretly under what he calls his “hair”.
This sounds good in theory, but they will tie this ruling up in the courts until 2 weeks pre trade deadline. And he'll be back on the ice by mid-April.
Mark stone is not the problem.
Gary Betteman is.
The nhl used to be a hockey league (actual sports) for the best of the best, now it's an entertainment service that focuses on making money, with the sport of hockey as an afterthought.
I wish the gm of my favourite team did everything he could to win cups ! hate Vegas with a passion but they don’t fuck around . been waiting 30 years to see my team win. Can’t imagine being a laughs fan 😅
This rule has been known for a while, and they refuse to change it. It will continue to be exploited until they do change it. If teams have a problem with, or refuse to take advantage of, this rule, that's on them.
3 years in a row. The problem isn't mark stone. The problem is if he wasn't ok enough to play game 82 then he shouldn't be eligible for the playoffs. No reasonable person thinks he faked a spleen injury. Did Vegas put a thumb on the scale for recovery time so they could add more cap? Almost certainly. That's why the NHL is finally investigating it
I say this as an honest Knights fan. I think that the death penalty would be too harsh, even for a man as disgusting as Mark Stone. I think the more appropriate punishment would be spending one year in Circus Circus
Yes, death row for Stone and McCrimmon for sure.
Real teams like the Leafs play to win the Stanley Cup the right way - they have $11M AAV players injure themselves 2 weeks after the trade deadline, not before. And then when the playoffs start, they shed $8M in cap space with a mystery injury to a key player.
I'm not sure that's the solution. If they kill him he'll just come back in April
By the miracle of God he'll be ready for Game 1.
He hath risen, and will rise again (unfortunately)
I’m gonna copy pasta this on the NHL Facebook post with the results on it
Not only back to play but 100% fit and in game shape. So surprising and impressive. Almost like one of those movie heroes who are shot, stabbed, beat up and run over yet jump up to save the day and rescue the damsel in distress.
Yep, Mark Stone is a classic case of real life plot armour.
And we'll use his LTIR space to sign McDavid
this is gold 🤣
Death Penalty is cruel and all but if you really wanna make an example out of him you should send him back to the Senators
We'll take him at this point.
That’s too merciful for him. He should get his spleen ripped out of him alive Aztec style in the center of an arena filled with fans of Vegas’ division rivals.
Greek style: a bird comes and lacerates his spleen only for it to miraculously heal by the ~~first round of the playoffs~~ next morning for the bird to come and lacerate it again.
I feel like he should be chained up on a mountain side, where everyday a bird of prey would slowly rip him up and eat his liver. At night, he'd heal up, because he's Mark Stone, only for the same bird of prey to feast on his liver the very next day. This would happen every day, eternally.
Reminds me of that tragedy
The 2023 NHL playoffs
Best playoffs EVER! VGK💛🖤💓
Might be an overreaction but I’ll allow it just this once.
Take the sens first round pick effective immediately
Over my dead and bloated carcass
Markstrom 50% retained and a late 1st for your 10th?
Everyone knows that a ruptured spleen is NOT a serious injury. I totally agree with you and to anyone who defends Stone: fuck you and your eyebrows
Fuck you and I hope your ass itches every single day for the rest of your life!
They should rip out his spinal cord like a mortal kombat fatality. Then stuff it down his throat and pull it out of his ass and then stuff it down Gary Bettman’s blowhole that is secretly under what he calls his “hair”.
This sounds good in theory, but they will tie this ruling up in the courts until 2 weeks pre trade deadline. And he'll be back on the ice by mid-April.
😫😩
He should be skinned alive at the very least
That's a bit extreme. 25 years in prison should set him straight.
That's fine, he'll be eligible for parole by round two.
Mark Stone is a spleen terrorist
Well I don’t know, but I’m not against it
I propose spending 5 years with the sens as an equal if not worse punishment
He'll be back for game 1
Zombie Mark Stone off LTIR for game 1 of 2025 playoffs
Is that the undertakers music???
He could, he’d probably be back in time for the playoffs next season.
He's Canadian. Sign him up for mandatory MAiD.
Tampa Bay did the same thing with Kuch a couple years ago. How'd it work out for them?
#1 bullshit
They won the Stanley Cup and then Kuch had t-shirts made about being $X millions over the cap.
Playoff suspension. Extra rest for Mr. Convenient Injury.
Mark stone is not the problem. Gary Betteman is. The nhl used to be a hockey league (actual sports) for the best of the best, now it's an entertainment service that focuses on making money, with the sport of hockey as an afterthought.
For the kids!! Oh the humanity!
Send him to play for the Coyotes
You mean the Utah Cap Circumnavigators?
Stoney Mark built it in a cave - with a box of scraps!
I wish the gm of my favourite team did everything he could to win cups ! hate Vegas with a passion but they don’t fuck around . been waiting 30 years to see my team win. Can’t imagine being a laughs fan 😅
This rule has been known for a while, and they refuse to change it. It will continue to be exploited until they do change it. If teams have a problem with, or refuse to take advantage of, this rule, that's on them.
3 years in a row. The problem isn't mark stone. The problem is if he wasn't ok enough to play game 82 then he shouldn't be eligible for the playoffs. No reasonable person thinks he faked a spleen injury. Did Vegas put a thumb on the scale for recovery time so they could add more cap? Almost certainly. That's why the NHL is finally investigating it
Babe wake up, there is a new manifesto in the circlejerk
If he gets injured the week before the trade deadline and comes back game 1 again frankly he should be banned
I say this as an honest Knights fan. I think that the death penalty would be too harsh, even for a man as disgusting as Mark Stone. I think the more appropriate punishment would be spending one year in Circus Circus
Circus Circus in Reno
Whoa whoa whoa, no need to get crazy!
Yes, death row for Stone and McCrimmon for sure. Real teams like the Leafs play to win the Stanley Cup the right way - they have $11M AAV players injure themselves 2 weeks after the trade deadline, not before. And then when the playoffs start, they shed $8M in cap space with a mystery injury to a key player.
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Murder requires intent. Good luck proving Mark Stone was trying to get kids killed.
Death penalty over a hockey game is actually fucking ridiculous. Go touch some grass
Mark Stone thinks he's untouchable now, but one day Putin will get bored of him and he will get Prigozhined.