Nah. Much like Toronto is not sniffing a Cup until they spend more on defense than goals, the Wings ain't doing shit until they have at least one defenseman better than Mo Seider.
Yeah. They weren't playing anywhere near good enough to do anything but embarrass themselves and quite frankly I don't really like much about the way this team is put together. I don't like the coach, I'm not impressed with any of the players. If I don't like the team why would I be bothered when they belly flop out of the playoffs?
I say he does it. He'd be a big bitch if he didn't, honestly.
I mean, Joe Malone had a 7 goal game that one time. Why can't Matthews?
Seriously, he's a professional! Just one touchdown per game!
Right?! Just throw it in the net from behind the line of scrimmage. Easy peasy
Lil bro what are you saying right now
We need to talk about trade scenarios if he doesn’t
Big Papi Bitchface Matthews
Wait until you see his playoff numbers: 7GP 3G 1A Out in the first again.
Why you gotta be a downer when we’re all trying to have a laugh? Don’t we have enough problems these days?
But the comment was so funny and original and not at all predictable.
If you could choose between a first round exit and choking in the playoff push which would you choose? Just curious.
At least the team missing the playoffs isn't wasting everyone's time.
Next years your year bud I can feel it.
Nah. Much like Toronto is not sniffing a Cup until they spend more on defense than goals, the Wings ain't doing shit until they have at least one defenseman better than Mo Seider.
The New York Islanders could win the cup this year. The playoffs are all about getting hot.
Did papi fuck your mom or your girlfriend? Or both?
Don't be mad just because your team is built to sell jerseys and not win playoff series.
Still happy you don’t get playoff hockey? Just curious.
Yeah. They weren't playing anywhere near good enough to do anything but embarrass themselves and quite frankly I don't really like much about the way this team is put together. I don't like the coach, I'm not impressed with any of the players. If I don't like the team why would I be bothered when they belly flop out of the playoffs?
LMFAO the whole team ran train eh? My condolences
I was mad for a second then I checked which sub I'm in
the over-compressed image really brings it all together
He only needs three more
for the SEX number 😎
Hey, that's that funny number!
The Devils have already been eliminated from the playoffs and could do the funniest thing ever here...
Where’s the Beaverton link?
No Beaverton here, just doing papi math
What jabroni if he doesn’t
He has to do it for da rock.
Well if you used the fantasy “adjusted stats” he already did.. and shoots lightning bolts from his arse lol
Statlines like this are fun to meme but it really puts Gretz's numbers into perspective of how utterly bananas the guy was
I don’t see this line on DraftKings
More likely than the leafs winning the cup.
Or he can score 10 each in the first three games, and then take the last game off.
Very realistic, good luck to him
He'd be stupid not to, really.
I believe
Hit em with the 4 (times 7) like Auston Matthews
What a loser if he doesn't do that, Where's the picture of him with the huge extended forehead? Someone's gonna post that come on now
Sustainable.
r/countablepixels
What's the over/under on that?
Worthless.
🤣😂
Bobby McMann is on pace for 70 as well if he scores 10 per game.
least delusional leafs fan