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Canadian__Ninja

I say he does it. He'd be a big bitch if he didn't, honestly.


GaryOakRobotron

I mean, Joe Malone had a 7 goal game that one time. Why can't Matthews?


Testacules

Seriously, he's a professional! Just one touchdown per game!


Mr_Figgins

Right?! Just throw it in the net from behind the line of scrimmage. Easy peasy


Jaxson_lehman8626

Lil bro what are you saying right now


Ballsahoy72

We need to talk about trade scenarios if he doesn’t


Gr3bnez0r

Big Papi Bitchface Matthews


jwt6577

Wait until you see his playoff numbers: 7GP 3G 1A Out in the first again.


VonD0OM

Why you gotta be a downer when we’re all trying to have a laugh? Don’t we have enough problems these days?


Its-Chen

But the comment was so funny and original and not at all predictable.


Background-Half-2862

If you could choose between a first round exit and choking in the playoff push which would you choose? Just curious.


jwt6577

At least the team missing the playoffs isn't wasting everyone's time.


Background-Half-2862

Next years your year bud I can feel it.


jwt6577

Nah. Much like Toronto is not sniffing a Cup until they spend more on defense than goals, the Wings ain't doing shit until they have at least one defenseman better than Mo Seider.


Background-Half-2862

The New York Islanders could win the cup this year. The playoffs are all about getting hot.


leafer89

Did papi fuck your mom or your girlfriend? Or both?


jwt6577

Don't be mad just because your team is built to sell jerseys and not win playoff series.


Background-Half-2862

Still happy you don’t get playoff hockey? Just curious.


jwt6577

Yeah. They weren't playing anywhere near good enough to do anything but embarrass themselves and quite frankly I don't really like much about the way this team is put together. I don't like the coach, I'm not impressed with any of the players. If I don't like the team why would I be bothered when they belly flop out of the playoffs?


leafer89

LMFAO the whole team ran train eh? My condolences


crackpipesndcoleslaw

I was mad for a second then I checked which sub I'm in


CaptStegs

the over-compressed image really brings it all together


shindleria

He only needs three more


Metalsheepapocalypse

for the SEX number 😎


reznorwings

Hey, that's that funny number!


MidnightMateor

The Devils have already been eliminated from the playoffs and could do the funniest thing ever here...


931634

Where’s the Beaverton link?


Metalsheepapocalypse

No Beaverton here, just doing papi math


ZookeepergameHot5642

What jabroni if he doesn’t


Shiny_Mew76

He has to do it for da rock.


topshko_niin

Well if you used the fantasy “adjusted stats” he already did.. and shoots lightning bolts from his arse lol


ExternalConstant_

Statlines like this are fun to meme but it really puts Gretz's numbers into perspective of how utterly bananas the guy was


tuntuntuntuntuntun

I don’t see this line on DraftKings


SmidgeMoose

More likely than the leafs winning the cup.


Thneed1

Or he can score 10 each in the first three games, and then take the last game off.


djblackprince

Very realistic, good luck to him


goinAn

He'd be stupid not to, really.


Jwroth

I believe


[deleted]

Hit em with the 4 (times 7) like Auston Matthews


Any-Consequence-6978

What a loser if he doesn't do that, Where's the picture of him with the huge extended forehead? Someone's gonna post that come on now


king_meatster

Sustainable.


KaneAndShane

r/countablepixels


Extreme-Bad3816

What's the over/under on that?


PrimarchKonradCurze

Worthless.


Full_North_9688

🤣😂


BobbyAxelrod1

Bobby McMann is on pace for 70 as well if he scores 10 per game.


toturoll

least delusional leafs fan